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Anonymous No.936611356 >>936611395 >>936611710 >>936611742 >>936612078 >>936612146 >>936612188 >>936613386 >>936614570 >>936614615 >>936614820 >>936617185 >>936618187 >>936621066 >>936621814
How do you avoid getting shot in America?
Anonymous No.936611395
>>936611356 (OP)
stay inside and watch fake news
Anonymous No.936611397
join the CIA and you can be the one doing the shooting
Anonymous No.936611710
>>936611356 (OP)
Act like a fat, loud mouthed retard and you'll fit in with the crowd.
Anonymous No.936611742
>>936611356 (OP)
go outside and dress up like cops/paramilitary and walk around like gay faggots with red hats
Anonymous No.936612078
>>936611356 (OP)
You follow the goddamn rules.
Anonymous No.936612146
>>936611356 (OP)
Stay away from kike cities.
Anonymous No.936612188 >>936613239
>>936611356 (OP)
Be the one doing the shooting.
Anonymous No.936613239
>>936612188
He's not wrong
Anonymous No.936613386 >>936613825
>>936611356 (OP)
Don't consort with non-whites. That eliminates almost all shootings in the US. Remember, if you filter out violence caused by negroes, the US has a violent crime rate similar to most European nations, and one of the lowest in the world if you filter out hispanics as well.
Anonymous No.936613721
Stay away from where large groups gather such as protests and places with more than a few nonwhites. Stay away from drug users and sellers. Keep indoors at night. Don't fuck around and you will probably be fine.
Anonymous No.936613825
>>936613386
Its mostly bullied / miserable kids, blacks and hispanics, druggies, trannies, and those beaten down to their breaking point. The occasional psycho and /pol/tard too.
Anonymous No.936614570
>>936611356 (OP)
> " How do you avoid getting shot in America? " ;

the most reliable method is to emigrate to a law abiding, relatively safe, civilized country, well away from that 'merkin shit-hole
and resolve to NEVER go back there again.
sage No.936614615
>>936611356 (OP)
Step 1: Don't shoot yourself. That'll reduce your odds to 1/3 of the average.
Step 2: Stay away from poor parts of town. Add whatever subtext you like. That'll reduce you down to something like a tenth of the average. Bonus: This will also protect you from other forms of violent crime which are several times more common than all gun crimes combined, even counting suicide.
Step 3: If you've gotten this far, you're probably not retarded, so you may be responsible enough to not shoot yourself by accident. If so; get yourself a gun, train with it, and store it properly.
Congratulations: If you've followed all 3 steps, your chances of getting shot (or otherwise attacked) in the United States are now statistically miniscule.
Anonymous No.936614820
>>936611356 (OP)
Don't go to America
Anonymous No.936616869
Don't live in the cities where niggers and spics live
Anonymous No.936617092
Well since I don't travel to third world shit holes I avoid it by ignoring them
Anonymous No.936617185
>>936611356 (OP)
shoot first ask questions later
Anonymous No.936618187
>>936611356 (OP)
Avoid blue urban areas with strict gun control, and carry my own self defense, cuz we all know cops aren't there to defend you.
Anonymous No.936621066
>>936611356 (OP)
depends on what gun you use, i suppose
Anonymous No.936621814
>>936611356 (OP)
Simple! Shoot first! That's how mass shootings start.