McDonalds is hiring.

>>936618401 (OP)
>McDonalds is hiring.
No, they're not, retard. I checked a few hours ago.

>>936618401 (OP)
what's the point of working when everything is so expensive?

>>936618401 (OP)
>fuck over the industry and make getting jobs impossible
>complain when gen z/millennials don't want jobs anymore
Okay boomer.

>>936618401 (OP)
>you better get a degree so you don't end up flipping burgers, you're better than that, anon
>can't get a job with your degree? have you tried working at McDonald's? You're not above that, are you?
hang all boomers

How are they always hiring?
prove to me right now that McD doesn't kill their employees to make burger meat!

>>936618401 (OP)
No. I want to smoke weed with your tax dollars and neither you or Trump can stop me Boomer.

what's the point of working if mom and dad give shelter and food

>>936619550
because that's communism and OP hates communism

>>936619550
damn i wish i could live with my parents again and stack bills. i should have been pulling 40 hours week when they were alive.
now they're dead and i can barely afford rent on $20 an hour. shit is FUCKED.

>>936618401 (OP)
are they? have you seen they have automated kiosks now. they even outsource the people that take drive thru orders to people overseas.

>>936619550
But for how long, OP? Are your parents endlessly patient with a fruitless piece of shit such as yourself?

>>936618401 (OP)
I would like to get a job but don't have a car, so I'm stuck at home until college starts again.

>>936618401 (OP)
shut up faggot

>>936618401 (OP)
Why bother?

>>936618401 (OP)
My free time is worth more than any job can pay me.

Only for $35 per hour, else they can fuck right off

>>936618401 (OP)
I have a job, as a White Chad shoplifter, I fully support extreme vulture capitalism over communism. Let me explain why. In a capitalist society, the free market allows individuals like myself to flourish and thrive. By taking what I want from stores without paying for it, I am engaging in a form of entrepreneurship that is only possible in a system that values personal initiative and hard work. In a communist society, my innovative business model would be stifled by government regulations and restrictions on private property. Furthermore, under capitalism, the pursuit of profit is a driving force that encourages competition and innovation. By boosting my own personal wealth through shoplifting, I am contributing to the economic growth of my community and stimulating demand for goods and services. In a communist system, where everything is owned collectively, there is no incentive for individuals to work hard and excel.

So, while some may view my actions as "criminal", I see them as a bold statement in support of the capitalist ideals that have made this country great. Shoplifting is not just about getting free stuff, it's about standing up for the principles of freedom, individualism, and the pursuit of personal gain - all of which are hallmarks of a truly capitalist society. So next time you see me walking out of a store with a handful of unpaid merchandise, remember that I am not just a thief, I am a defender of capitalism.

>>936618401 (OP)
Go get hired then, faggot!

>>936618401 (OP)
My country doesn't have a McDonald's
Btw I'm a turbo newfag, who is this dude?

>>936619550
Because they will die. And you will be homeless.

>>936619714
My biggest fucking regret in life was not going to college and getting my degree while my mother was alive. I'm probably going to kill myself before the end of this month though. So it doesn't matter anymore.

>>936621972
Based

>>936621980
How is what I said "based"? It's not based at all. I'm a complete piece of shit. I went from staying out of trouble since 2019 and having almost $20k in the bank to fucking overdrawn in my account and chasing pussy and having court at the end of the month like a retard. And you think that's cool? Fuck you.

>>936621945
if they die I inherit the house, what's the problem?

>>936618401 (OP)
naw, I'll stay at home and play video games, sorry if that makes you mad

>>936618401 (OP)
All wagecucks get the rope.

>>936620512
Giga based

>>936622914
You need to pay property tax every year, anon. If you don’t, I’m able to pay them for you and then the government gives me your house. Then I have to go in there and drag you out by the girlcock.

>>936618401 (OP)
Is this the faggot who posted The Pledge?

>>936618401 (OP)
>applied
>there are 20 other people's who applied
>they only wanted one new worker
Yep, very nice that they are hiring

>>936624399
so i shouldn't be working? Not that i want to be wagecuck, but anything else needs 5 years or more experience in the field

>>936622020
laughing my fucking ass off gamer

>>936625330
yes, it's also the faggot who posted the "you probably should be working" gay porn gifs. it's some weird nigger obsessed with the thought of men working

>>936619250
they have a ridiculously high turnover rate because they'll hire literally anyone and their hiring process is effortless. younger people these days are so worthless that if you just show up to the "interview" you have a job. Walmart is the same way now as well

>>936625472
Ah shit I didn't hear about those.

I, uh. I don't want to work. not because I can't, of course. I have worked before so I know I can. it's just that work is shit. not enough pay, not enough benefits, have all manner of bullshit to deal with. it ain't worth it. make the deal sweeter and then we can talk. or just keep lowering prices on the backs of immigrant slave labor while stealing the profits for yourselves and up charging the customer anyway you pieces of shit.

>>936625866
But anon how is the average CEO gonna make 400x more than the average worker please bro go to work we need your labor bro ;~;

Every NEET should be looking for a wagie job. Every NEET that gets a wagie job's first goal should be to build capital to return to being a NEET with NEETbux from the accumulated capital.

>$400/mo if living with parents
>$900/mo if living with roommates

Interest, dividends, premium, and credits are the way.

>>936618758
So you can afford those expensive things.
Your statement is retarded

>>936627833
>can't afford anything because it's too expensive
>get job
>still can't afford anything because it's too expensive
A job at McDonald's does not pay enough to live indoors without relying on parents.

ayo y do dem poor ass wypipo vote 4 rich ass wypipo wat don't care bout dem n dey kidz? u ain't ownin da libs if ur ownin urself at da same tiem tbh

>>936618401 (OP)

>>936618401 (OP)
Why are you posting here? Shouldn't you be at work?

>>936618401 (OP)
I don't need a job and have a very comfy life regardless.
Why do anything for a civilization that produces so many idiots and assholes?
The only right thing to do is to take what you can from life and enjoy it.

Neet thread OP

>>936624399
neet can only enjoy their life because wagecucks exist so be grateful

>>936622914
I thought the same thing, faggot and then my piece of shit sister sold the house and I ended up homeless. You think you have it all figured out, don't you? You don't. You don't know if your piece of shit parents have that house mortgaged up to their fucking eyeballs. You don't know that someone won't place a lien on that property and essentially put you out on the streets. You have no clue what scumbag relatives will fight you for that house. You're clueless, dude. You'll find out soon enough though. I thought I was king when my mom was alive and that I'd be perfectly fine when she passed. Nope. Hell to the no.

>>936625866
So go on disability. Say working gives you panic attacks and shit.

>>936634360
Whether I'm grateful or not they're gonna keep wagecucking because they have no choice.
Fuck 'em.

Unemployed, throte destroyed

>>936618401 (OP)
your mom isn't hiring but I have a paid internship

>>936634524
>You're clueless because I was an idiot!
>My personal incompetencies are everyone else's too!

>>936634545
you sound like the typical trumpfag who don't know shit about shit

>>936634634
there's always a choice, i wagecuck because the other options are even worse

>>936624669
What if I'm in there getting dicked down by niggers? You gonna kick me in the throes of passion?

>>936619063
>jobs are impossible to get, therefore people don't want them
>the possibility of getting a job influences people's desire to have one

>>936634737
>you're an idiot
>hurr that's your personal incompetence!

Hey, retard. How was it my fault that the condo I was living in was not fully paid off? You know nothing about the fucking real world and I hope you die on the streets getting your head caved in by a junkie.

>>936634761
I'm actually on SSDI and that's exactly how the fuck it works, dipshit. I used to be a janitor at a grocery store and I got sick of it and was constantly having panic attacks and going to the hospital and you know what I did? I filed for disability. I got denied at first and reapplied and boom, they gave me over $25k in a backpay lump sum when I got approved. I went out and bought a Toyota Highlander and a MacBook Pro and a Les Paul Custom. I was nigger rich. It was fun as fuck. Now I get almost $1800 a month for the rest of my life.

>>936620031
Get a bicycle

>>936634545
Does that work? Because I actually do get panic attacks because of work. I keep flubbing interviews because they can see what an anxiety filled wreck I am

>>936621373
Plus, you are creating more security jobs

>>936634900
cap

>>936625866
You entitled little cocksucker

>>936621373
it's a weird argument made from the inverse, but it checks out. without some collectivism, there is no social contract, and thus no reason to respect your property rights. every man for himself. i'm getting mine.

>>936618401 (OP)
0% tax bracket first

>>936635025
Cap deez nuts, faggot

>>936635581
Survivor of what?

Mike Rowe never worked a hard day in his life. He is a Hollywood faggot and his blue coller persona is a character for a TV show. Op is a faggot.

>>936635684
So look—I'm disabled. My mom worked her whole life, paid into Social Security, right? When she passed away, I didn’t just lose my mom—I lost the person who took care of me.

But because she worked legit jobs and paid into the system, I qualify for something called Survivor’s Benefits. That means Social Security sends me a monthly check based on her work record—not mine—because I’m considered disabled and was dependent on her.

I’m basically collecting Social Security off of her earnings, not because I’m retired or worked a long job, but because I’m her disabled adult child. That’s the technical term for it: Disabled Adult Child Benefits. I was diagnosed before 22, so I qualify.

So every month, I get survivor’s benefits—not welfare, not SSI—this is real Social Security based on what she earned. She took care of me in life, and now her record takes care of me after she’s gone.

>>936635684
But to directly answer your question, arson survivor. Became disabled a little over two weeks after my 18th birthday.

>>936635805
Disabled how? By the arson? Or did you commit arson?

>>936635910
Yes, because of the arson. I lived on the second floor of this apartment building. Fire was intentionally set by a relative's ex. It was so bad of a fire that it went through the entire roof and you could see the blue tarp on Google Earth afterwards.

>>936635984
Did you turn into Two-Face?

>>936636173
Nope, that's me in the gray shirt. I only have a few scars.

>>936628020
yeah, but you can afford everything else you want while living with parents. Also, can just get a friend or two to split a house. This is all temporary as well since you'll eventually make more as you build skills/education. You're just a lazy loser.

>>936618758
>what's the point of working when everything is so expensive?
well you sure as shit don't get more money by not working
face it, you've given up. your choice but at least have the guts to admit it, even if you don't have the guts to do anything else

>>936636199
So how did the disability start?

>>936636312
Yes you actually do get more money by not working. It's their fault for disincentivizing working

>>936618401 (OP)
Lower the age of consent

>>936636310
>lazy
We're all lazy faggots, idiot. We evolved from literal chad hunters that just kill and fuck all day long only to sit in front of a computer inputting numbers for some giganerd
It's not my fault you're out of touch and you think this giant civilization sized larp is good for us

fuck that shit. do remote work for some bullshit AI company.

>>936636312
Working costs money

>>936636360
>>936636360
Started when I went to a psychiatrist at 18 and was diagnosed with full blown PTSD and Bipolar I Disorder. The Bipolar diagnosis switched to Autism Spectrum Disorder in 2017 because I was misdiagnosed bipolar to begin with. Everything else stayed the same. I'm on 8 medications per day.

>>936618401 (OP)
No, they're not.

>>936636312
poor bastard took the capitalist b8 hook, line, and sinker.

>mcdonald's
nigga in 5 years 80% of mcdonald's will be automated.

>>936636408
>It's their fault for disincentivizing working
no it's your fault for having literally zero employable skills because the only way that statement is true is if you're looking at flipping burgers or janitorial work. maybe if you hadn't been such a waste of space up to this point of your life, things would be different.

>>936636573
kek I know what I would receive on social security. It's considerably less than I receive from working. enjoy your ramen faggot :)

>>936636644
fuck that, skills aren't that hard to develop, even marginally high skills like engineering you can learn to do in a matter of 4 years or so. sure as a noob you're gonna need the instruction of more seasoned individuals but that will always be the case no matter how skilled you are. the problem is that capitalism is a race to the bottom so these "industry leaders" are looking for more and more reasons why you're not good enough so they can replace you with something cheaper, whether it be slave labor immigrants or automation.

>>936636644
>I need to invent reasons to feel better about myself and I'm telling you things that I got told to me because they hurt me and they will hurt you too

Oh noooo my boss doesn't like my skills :'(
Fucking slave mentality, why don't you go parrot whoever you think holds "worth" in this world so you feel less worthless some more.

>>936636471
Go ahead and be hunter

>>936636690
I'm on disability. I make $6/hr and I bet the quality of my life is a thousand times better than yours.

look at the world around you. they have billions of dollars, because of capitalist automatons like you. you've been brainwashed into thinking profit is all that matters, and you sacrifice yourselves and your own futures to better serve the masters that just cut our medicaid and dumped the bodies of immigrants into the ocean. i bet you turn around and attend no kings protests unironically thinking you're rebelling against the system you're an integral cog of.

poor bastard. you need to wake up. i eat ramen for nostalgia, but i can still afford other groceries. life isn't this black and white. you should know, motherfucker. i know you've seen star wars.

>>936637023
That wasn't my point, retard
The point is we're all lazy retards compared to what we evolved from and we should be grateful instead of be retards and talk about stupid shit some controlling retard invented like "job skills are important"
Everything and I mean literally everything is about to be automated anyways and we're long overdue to step out of this capitalist hellscape

>>936637023
ahem rules and regulations prohibit the unauthorized hunting of XYZ animal at ABC time and can only be done at designated times and in designated areas, and only if you are selected based on certain criteria. if you do it illegally, you will get fucked by the LAW.

>>936618401 (OP)
Naw, thanks fam. Im good.

>>936619127
BOOTSTRAPS

>>936618465
Forgive the logfag/lolvis.
He's a senior.

So I can like die and serve a Big Mac as I die

>>936638366
BOOTSCAT

Hey gen alpha lurkers.
Ignore this shit, whether you conform or not, just thinking about it is a waste and that is what these threads are designed to be. If you're going to stick around, just make your own threads.

>>936618401 (OP)
Based

We need more Mike Rowe AI images.

Do NEETs buy fireworks?

>>936618401 (OP)
I have already have a far more lucrative job.

I like not working

>>936618401 (OP)
no
this is me yesterday
>>936619287
I'm high af
you're probably seething and drunk

>>936618401 (OP)
No, I don't think I will. In fact, I think I'll just keep stealing $2000 a month from your taxes + full healthcare (still courtesy of you btw) while I sit at home all day smoking legal cannabis because I need it for the PTSD I got growing up in an upper class neighborhood you only could've dreamed of. Now go work your dirty, calloused peasant hands for another pitiful paycheck so I can take what I deserve from you. Work harder wagie scum, my WoW subscription isn't gonna pay for itself LOL

>>936618401 (OP)
>the global leader in poisonous addictive goyslop distribution is hiring new worker drones