Thread 936635513

>Be American
>Wake up, eat disgusting sugar-filled cereals and pancakes with tree cum on top
>Get on school bus, get bullied by the school bully the entire ride, cry
>Enter classroom, puts hand on heart and pledge allegiance to Dear Leader, ready to absorb today's daily propaganda about how USA number one
>Lunch time! Get shitty half-fabricated pizza because it counts as a vegetable, drink chocolate milk filled with sugar
>Sudden bang bang noises, edgy kid in trench coat enters the canteen and starts blasting with his newly bought AR-15
>One bullet slightly brushes your arm, you get rushed to the hospital with a flesh wound and then the Indian doctor tells you that'll be 150 000 dollars.
>Since you can't pay you get kicked out and put on debt for life
>Back in school, you think about the American dream and look outside, see hobo sitting with shit-stained pants, shooting meth
>Go home, show parents your report card, and since it's a C+ your dad slaps you around as corporal punishment is legal
>Eat shitty frozen TV dinner with the rest of your family, watching America's favourite tv show, The price is right. Everybody claps and makes pig noises when they guess the price correctly
> Dad gets sweaty as he raises his belt hand and brings it down more than once, still mad about your grade.
> Dad goes to hospital because you gave him a cardiac infarction
> Indian doctor still on shift, demands 200K
> Dad dies, price is wrong bitch.
>OOOOH SAAAAY CAN YOUUU SEEEEEEEEEEEE!?
Why is America like this?

and then everybody clapped

The big black cock is FIRE tho

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>>936635513 (OP)
Our cereals and pancakes are delicious despite their unhealthiness btw

>>936635513 (OP)
https://voca.ro/11OvZ0bDraWS

>>936635873
cereal is loaded with essential vitamins and nutrients, it's your fault if you can't handle your sugar intake

>>936635873
Poop is delicious

>>936635513 (OP)
it's not, but that's wild. you put a lot of heart into this failure.

>>936637306
>Poop is delicious
That explains a "full English breakfast"

>>936635513 (OP)
>Why is America like this?

>>936637524
his power only lasted as long as his public image did. now people are putting fatwas on him. the world he knew is gone now. he's not prepared for what he created.

>>936636128
>americans pay for his healthcare while hating their own poor

>>936635699
I wish the rent was free.

>>936637622
the majority of americans have no idea they pay for israelis free healthcare and education. that's part of the problem. they have no idea what's even going on

>>936637653
*were

Tree cum?
Nah, americans put corn syrup on their pancakes

leave my precious Canadian tree cum out of this

>>936635513 (OP)
Hey that tree cum is the national semen of canada, you watch your fuckin mouth

>>936637753
TARIFF!!!!!! TARIFF THIS MAN!!!!!!!!!

>Be Non-American
>Be poor and brown
>Seethe over America all day

>>936637798
im woman
also, where are u gonna get maple syrup from? vermont??

that's where bernie is from
woke tree cum

>>936637851
show bobs and vagene madam

>>936637753
>americans put corn syrup on their pancakes
whiskey tango foxtrot?
we buy maple syrup by the gallon at Costco

>>936637524
>>936637620
Nope—that quote has been thoroughly debunked. The claim that Benjamin Netanyahu said “America is a golden calf and we will suck it dry…” originated from a conspiracy-oriented website called Veterans Today, which has a long history of publishing antisemitic and fabricated content

There’s no verified recording, transcript, or credible source confirming that Netanyahu ever made such a statement. Fact-checkers have labeled the quote as “unfounded”, and it appears to have first surfaced online around 2015—decades after the alleged date of the quote (1990).

>>936637851
there are no women on the internet

>>936637864
has cock
sorry anon

>>936637934
you're a god forsaken tranny?! UGGGHH!! GROSS!

>>936637872
Aunt Jemima is not maple syrup jack

>>936637964
ikr
i am literally destroying the west just by being alive

>>936637965
didn't say it was, Claude

>>936637989
i mean you just fell for a psychological weapon of war but however you want to frame it pal.

>>936638047
okay well you do buy real maple syrup
good job

that comes from Canada by the way :3

>be american
>have the option to do all the things you described
>also have the option NOT to do all the things you described
>can say whatever I want on social media
>won't be imprisoned for wrongthink
Land of the motherfucking brave nigga. Ain't no labor prisons collecting kids for their social media posts here. Remember, no Russian

>>936638128
>that comes from Canada by the way
USDA, from Canada
sure

>>936638050
omg i fell for it!!!! i was 15 when I figured it out and had no outside force pushing it on me
I guess I indoctrinated myself smh

>>936638175
thanks for proving my point retard

>>936638171
USDA Organic does not mean made in America dumbass

>>936638192
whats the weapon of war then? chemicals in the water? I grew up in the countryside with well water

>>936637934
>>936637851
>im woman
no you're not.

>>936638222
so, no proof?

>>936638246
i mean i dont care about what you think
I don't know you
I'm just here because its too hot to do anything and I'm bored

>>936638222
sorry, sorry

>>936638257
look at the bottle

>>936638222
>does not mean made in America
only Stanley Cup champions mean "made in America"

>russians and chinks are abducted or killed for holding anti-state opinions even after they leave their country
third world asian subhumans want you to think you're not free. they're projecting, because THEY aren't free

>>936638400
yeah the NHL became american so it could spread to all the American markets. Canada still has more players and fans, but the whole thing is fucking rigged lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuPuRvLyyxw

>>936638269
yeh, so you shitpost about syrup? i was joking. you got serious way too fast for someone who "doesn't care what I think".

>>936638447
aw, the sadz
face it Canada is poor and can't compete financially

>>936638466
yeah, i wanna shitpost about syrup
how do u know how serious I am, this is text lol

>>936638519
because i dont give a fuck about tariffs or syrup, and made a joke. and now we're talking about your genitals. why would i give a shit?

>>936638503
we kinda chill, sometimes we compete well like banking, Canadian banks have a footing in the states, whereas its not the case the other way around. but yeah, the Canadian economy is not super competitive, I must admit

>>936638447
Oh jesus, canada becoming MAGA-like conspiracy theorists

>>936638566
i dont expect you to anon

>>936638589
then stop replying anytime, jesus christ. im leaving. this is ridiculous.

>>936638611
whos mad now lmaoooo
bruh this is all a dumb fucking thread why do you care, go leave cry baby

>be russian
not free
>leave russia
still not free
>speak out against russia
novichok poisoning