Thread 936637791

I was having sex with a ghoul prostitute and she must have been full of rads because my dick just fell off inside of her.

I told her to keep the tip.

>>936637791 (OP)
>>>/soc/

how high do you think shane had to jump to post that message? I'm guessing at least 16 inches

>>936637791 (OP)
Zing!

>>936638007
A good solid 3 feet at least

>>936639096
God damn smooth skin

>>936640883
>necrobump
fail

>>936640916
Nope

We need to accept our newly discovered lgbt Shane.

>>936641725
a 30 min post after doesn't agree and a nearly 20min doesn't either

>>936642534
I have a thing for fem ghouls and their chain smoker voices

>>936642580
What you mean a 30 min post? They take like 2 seconds.

>>936642705
Me too brother. I like when the ghouls are all feral and try to stomp on your balls too

Ghouls are so fucking bad but a super mutant is next level

>>936642911
Oh, don't even get me started...

>>936643104
Looks like Josh

>>936643134
It does, it does...

>>936643164
Have you ever played a fallout game

>>936643341
Yeah, I played a bit of 1, 3, 4, and 76.

Don't tell Nuri I completely fucked my 76 character and need to start over again, though...

>>936644728
He told me immediately >:(

ghouls is just zomblies whats brains still work

>>936645566
Oh...

Hi Nuri! I lied, I was joshing you. My character definitely isn't completely, irreparably fubar'ed, yes...

>>936646009
You need to tell me how you fucked up so bad

>>936646045
It's a long story, but yay we're homeless now!

>>936646191
Who needs a home when you can raid other players. Squatters rights

Fuck America and fuck its people

>>936647148
Exactly, we adhere to the "living off the land" philosophy 'round these parts

https://youtu.be/P0gTz2_icmc

>>936648254
fuck you too cock sucker

>>936648254
What, are you European or something?

>>936648342
I’m an American that can see the corruption from this shit system and how it doesn’t care for its people. Plus the people that don’t bother to make the system better. It’s two sides of a shit fuck coin.

>>936648436
so you label all americans as the invading communist jews that have occupied us. you're no better than they are and I doubt you've ever encountered a real american in whatever shithole city you rot in

>>936648296
Do you like the left that are opposed to guns?

>>936648507
Where the actual fuck did I say that?

>>936648575
>>936648254
right there. you're as retarded as you sound.

>>936648554
some of them but not for that reason

>>936648599
So you’re just fabricating shit for your own agenda. Way to prove my point

>>936648715
oh so you're too ignorant to understand what's even happening so you blame americans instead of the real problem going on. deport yourself then faggot. go to uganda.

At this point I’m starting to feel pity for the poor tard

Anyway, I'm camping with my best hobo buddy for the holiday. It's pretty dope

>>936648805
Just because shit is worse than a Big Mac doesn’t mean you should live on McDonald’s

>>936649228
Is that fallout 76?

>>936649228
nigger you're on 4chan alone necrobumping i feel bad for you. I was just with family you know family nuri doesn't have

>>936649343
Yeep

because her family is dead and josh replaces his with 4chan and literally pays to do so kek

>>936649517
Keep pretending you’re a patriot. You’re exactly what I’m talking about when I said fuck America. You section 8 poverty stricken wastes of space deserve to get shot in the street. Fuck Independence Day.

>>936637791 (OP)
i was giving the ol heave-ho to this abbo sheila right up the ol' billabong - when I pulled out I had vegemite all over me didgeridoo

>>936649545
>>936649517
you two should meet up and fuck each other in the butts. you sound like you have tons in common

>>936649545
i wish i got sectional 8 to piss off and yse you more

Hey nuri post soles please

America needs to be more imperialist, hold its people to a higher standard, and wipe out any and all wastes of human flesh. I.e. Shane

>>936649842
You wish you were solesfag

we need to americanize shane further and use him as a deportation weapon

>>936649846
ok prostitution is literally human flesh for sale bye nuri, kombue, dc etc

Never thought I’d see Shane defend the country that made cp illegal

>>936649870
But i am... why would you think i'm not?

>>936649929
britain?

>>936649919
Nuri, kombuchan, and donutchan all have real jobs. Use someone else as an example like Belle Delphine or something that only sells nudes

>>936649957
No they don't

>>936649937
Because I am he

>>936650048
proof?

>>936649973
Yes they do. Donut literally posted pics in her work. Kombuchan and Nuri both work very doxxable jobs but you would know if you weren’t a full blown dipshit pretend patriot

>>936650048
No you're not you frickin imposter

>>936650103
How many feet pics has Nuri and Kombuchan posted in total?

>>936650086
she got fired, no they don't

>>936650137
proof?

>>936650131
Oh uhm i am on my phone, getting ready to sleep in a minute sadly. Otherwise i could check my folder and give a precise count.

>>936650163
She already showed uber eats you could literally make an account and eventually find her it says who delivered.

>>936650234
Nuri has posted 132 and Kombuchan has posted 18

>>936650243
Holy shit for the upteenth time she quit uber like a year ago. Even when I try and help you, you can’t accept it. Further proof of americas failures

Happy birthday America

>>936650311
which communist nigger are you exactly

>>936650348
Fuck communists, that’s who

>>936650311
That was literally a doxable job any job other isn't because there's millions and you can't figure out who did what unless they're the business owner. she isn't doing anything and you're dumb

>>936650269
Kombuchan sounds about right but i don't think nuri posted that much. But i might be wrong, never counted them i guess.

>>936650336
Seconded

>>936650449
guys look! i'm fat and stupid! nobody likes me! this is your threads

>>936650425
She’s posted 989 pics in total

>>936650521
yes basically

>>936650449
Josh are you on pc?

>>936650449
i remember a time when quest objectives didn't take up 40% of the screen

>>936650565
yes because he's alone constantly

I member when fallout 76 wasn’t littered with retarded story quests that separate you from your friends. Ahh the good ol days

>>936650607
your entire family is dead

>>936650565
Yerp

>>936650735
>multi colored keyboard
show your programming sock faggot

>>936650735
this fag got a rainbow keyboard

>>936650634
My family’s all alive and well, ty retard. Unlike yours

>>936650923
my family is alive and biological family but not you

>>936650735
pride month is over queer

>>936651059
that's a soldier you disrespect a soldier on independence day jeezus christ

did nuri fight for america or josh? no and no literally commies wanting to deteriorate the country

>>936650851
I'll have you know it's whatever color i want it to be.

>>936651059
Rip

>>936651256
Your entire family is a disgrace to America. If they actually were vets, then America is way more lost than even I thought.

did kombucha fight for anerica? no
did nuris husband? no
how about anyone else?

>>936651369
actually..

>>936651351
and you chose a rainbow faggot

>>936651364
On independence day die faggot tranny

>>936651388
Ok post a picture no stolen valor

>>936651390
That looks like a rainbow to you?

>>936651489
yes its rainbow colors

>>936651422
Your mom and dad are failures and everything they’ve done was undone the moment you spawned

>>936651511
You are a brit AMERICA SAYS FUCK YOU TODAY

>>936651510
I...

Alright whatever, I'm going back to memeing in randos lol

>>936651539
I’m American and proud

FUCK ANYONE WHO ISNT AMERICAN BORN

>>936651445
That’s okay

>>936651583
Not if you disrespect soldiers

>>936651604
Stolen valor. Die

>>936651609
I don’t disrespect soldiers. I disrespect your parents. They raised the absolute pinnacle of worst person

>>936651626
No, you’ve just proven to try and ruin the life of anyone that posts any pic so I’m good lol

>>936651683
They're soldiers kys tranny

>>936651715
Cope. Stolen valor

>>936651746
I don’t think you know what that means

>>936651780
It means you infer your a a vet or active service member and you won't so you're stolen valor

it's independence day why would you be scared to admit you served?

>>936651822
It’s when you impersonate a soldier or vet to reap the benefits. Any tom dick and harry can say they’re a soldier. You know, like you do

>>936651862
I never said I served. You just said someone here didn’t that did. You just don’t know who nor will I tell you who

half of /k/ is service members they don't gove a shit if someone knows.
>>936651898
yes and anon is by having the benefit of respect given to them without evidence. its not monetary but it's all the same

>>936651918
Ok who is it that was named?

I only know 2 provable service members and they're being disrespected

Son of a bitches in this thread want to disrespect service members in this thread on americas birthday for hookers. Not very american

Dumb bitch should have died in service to prevent Shane from spawning

>>936652174
I thank your ghoul prostitute mother for her service, god bless America

Rules for thee but not for me, right Shane?

>>936652428
She wasn't a prostitute
>>936652467
wdym?

>>936652529
You attack everyone but end of the world when it’s your crackhead useless familia

>>936652529
she was for me
I mean, she still is too

Mama rodent is so hot nowadays

look at these retards everytime

don't mind me i took over again stay on discord

>>936652741
Don’t leave now, you’re just starting to be funny

I can get this nigger to spam every fucking thread

>>936652887
Now post the pic of me in the military, faggot. On independent day

Alone on a Friday night. Fireworks going off in the night light. ffYeah. Nigger gonna look to talk to prostitutes. Yeah. He ain't getting no pussy tonight. He gonna pay somebody to tell him not to kill himself tonight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a little bitch, nigga.

>>936653069
She was in the navy

>>936653088
i know i messaged her and went to her home i should tell her to suck my dick. you think i wont?

>>936653158
I know you won’t. You’re a chicken shit. Plus they’re throwing a party rn

you gonna interfere or stay in your room if we end up fucking? i know you live with her at 37 lol

>>936653236
i know you're in your room you live with her she can suck my dick

>>936653309
That’s not your dick, yours is way smaller

>>936653261
And you can’t fuck my mom. She only likes real men

>>936653411
that's my dick

Welp, at least if I'm a fag because of a multicolored keyboard, I'm not the only fag in this thread lmao

Disgusting. What the fuck I'm trying to eat you fucking faggots

>>936653434
that excludes you because you're a manchild living in her house at 37 playing games instead of moving out

Is the Jerry curl nigger the communist

>>936653434
what does what she likes have to do with it
I'mma put some egg foo yung in that azz

>>936653747
Basically. Leeches off family and squandered opportunity like a dipshit and failed every job he had and came here to complain about loneliness and how used he felt

Shane thinking he can hit my mom is the funniest thing today other than his faggot parents being dead

>>936653747
No, I am

>>936653882
I could i know where she lives and unlike you i have my oen place. im more of a man than you

>>936653924
You may know but you won’t do shit

>>936654018
i already visited nigger

See, I know why you're here on 4th of July while you're tsupposedly having a party, which I do think is going on, but nobody fucks with you and that's why you're on 4chan right now during a party. I ain't got no party going on. I'm going to the fireworks and just watch fireworks. That's all I'm gonna do. I might see someone I know there, but that's it. I'm not meeting anyone. I already did like an hour ago.

you lonely and nobody fw you

also you're a nigger and your dick i had to crop that image it's slightly bigger

>>936654044
is that how a normal prostitute works?

dude posted his dick on mha girl it was same size as the phone that's 5in im 7

>>936654329
yes you got incalls and outcalls

yall fags and you pander to niggers. disgusting

Look at everyone throwing a party without you

>>936654851
but you're a nigger

I'm just sayin mines bigger tho, girth and all

https://youtu.be/68ugkg9RePc

>>936654985
No it isn't

>>936655000
Yeah it is

>>936655027
doubtful im uncircumcised and you are

>>936655088
No I'm not lol.

You got baby peen brother

Shane McShrimpdick

>>936655142
prove it

>>936655178
Are you asking me to post a picture of my penis for you, Shane?

>>936655227
you're making a claim

>>936655313
So that's a yes...

>>936655371
so you're going to make claim and expect me to honor it without showing?

either way it's disgusting you talk to niggers idc don't you talk to apes idgas what you say

>>936655442
A straight man would just tell me to fuck off, one would think

Shane is way gayer than I originally even thought.

>>936655617
This is true, he wants to see man dick.

Not even lady dicck....

>>936655654
You're talking to an obese nigger living with his mom

>>936655723
And now im talking to a gay man lol

>>936655799
gay would mean i want to have sex with you sorry don't want

fucking disgusting nuri sells nudes to niggers with the rest of them bleughh

>>936655999
I never bought a Nuri thing once though I am tempted to

>>936637791 (OP)
Doesn't work. You tell people to keep the change, not the tip. Keeping is what tips are for, you would never need to point this out. You fucking suck OP.

Oooooo ooooo mommy? OOOOOO AWWWWWW (hahahahaha) I don’t know brah then all the daddies and daughters went to heaven and I was all middle aged mothers

>>936656671
What does this mean

in 5 minutes I'm going to say the word nigger

>>936656837
mental breakdown it's normal he usually larps when doing it

>>936656889
Larps how?

Nigger

>>936657040
That's the racisr wird

>>936657245
𒅒𒈔𒅒𒇫𒄆

>>936657328
Lol

Skibidi Toil𝖊t

>>936657384
This

>>936637791 (OP)
Josh's mom is dead and died in shame

>>936657827
She died in covif fuck you

We out here licking Walmart buttholes

Stop saying the n word, friendos. My daddy said to stop.

>>936656183
Actually saying keep the change means keep it in the register. Keep the tip means keep the extra cash for yourself. I work in food, I know the difference.

I'm going to go get ninja turtle hands

How you start a family? The condom slipped up

>>936637791 (OP)
Now I'm falling apart from my head down to my toes. I don't know which of my organs is the next to go. I've been such a sleaze since she gave me the disease. Wouldn't you know, now I'm a zombie gigolo. I took my first client on a date. We took a walk to the cemetery gate. I got under her slip but then I heard a rip. I pulled it out and I said: "Baby keep the tip"

>>936658669
How the fuck do you know Voltaire?

>>936658609
gotta fish it outta your anus and squeeze the contents like a ketchup packet into your rancid gooch (or alternatively a rancid gooch available to you)
then will your destined child be born
all fucked up

Motherfuck the big three
Nigga it’s just big me
Nigga bow

ICE needs to deport nigger Nuri and Shane

>>936658879
Who doesn't? Though I deleted all my pirated albums like 10 years ago

>>936660621
He’s insanely niche. Plus don’t pirate his music, he’s insanely small and a genuine dude

>>936660432
Nuri isn’t illegal

Josh you fat ugly retard, I wish you would die. Lol threadbump. Josh I would beat the fuck out of you fatty. Lol threadbump.. Die you fat bitch. Diabetes nigger

We're keeping nuri and sending Shane to alligator Alcatraz

Shane looks like DJ Spit if DJ Spit was a pedo

>>936637791 (OP)
Is this a mod or something? Why does she look so good?

>>936661893
Fallout 76, you can play as a ghoul

>>936662039
That's just the standard in game model? Looks quite different from Fallout 4.

>>936662094
The game is a different game, you can customize how you look

I feel like skibidi

SON OF A BITCH I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS

God damn fucking shitskin niggers

>>936653309
Aww look at the little guy

>>936664311
male or female?

>>936664331
I think it’s a male based on the pecker

>>936664341
are you?

>>936664351
Am I what?

>>936661120
She's illegal and getting deported along with Shane

>>936664390
male or female

>>936664588
Nuri paid almost 10 grand to be here legally

>>936664592
Neither, I have transcended gender. But I was born female

>>936664727
tits or gtfo you serve no purpose except as meat

>>936664942
No ty I’m not a whore

>>936664985
Then you're of no use to me

>>936665057
Oh no such a tragedy

The duality of Shane on display.
>no whores allowed
>only whores can post

>>936665132
Well he technically is one now, is he not?

>>936665298
Unfortunately

>>936657328
卐
>>936655799
>And now im talking to a gay man lol
Aww, you two are so cute, do you fuck him, or...

>>936666094
>do you fuck him, or...
I have a hard time believing anyone would.

He'd be the bottom, though

>>936666510
>He'd be the bottom, though
Ahh, based (you imagining that makes you incredibly gay [a fucking faggot] though, NGL.)

>>936666560
Probably. I'm not wrong though

Nigger bar