have you ever deliberately sniffed a girl's asshole?

how was it?

nt

Yes. Great

>>936640848
shut the fuck up virgin

>>936640912
I have a wife and child, nice try faggot

>>936640848
can you..

provide more detail?

>>936640498 (OP)

Of course. I sniff, kiss and lick my wife's asshole all the time - that thing is addictive. Took years of convincing for her to allow it but now if I'm ever horny and she's not, she'll let me bury my nose and tongue in her tight little pink hole while I make myself cum in record time.

>>936640498 (OP)
Everytime I get the chance
It's intoxicatingly delicious

>>936641116
is it stinky? like just a bit and kind of in a good stinky way?

I imagine it's like nectar of heaven

It's honestly, just fine. Odour varies from person to person. I'd rather it be freshly showered though. If she had a shit at any point from an hour before showering to whenever you have your face buried in her asscheeks it's probably gonna carry a faint hint of shit, which sucks. Otherwise, just ass sweat. Which imo is a bit muskier than boob and armpit sweat.

my first girlfriend was a big drinker. she might have even been a drunk i don't know but she drank hard and would often pass the fuck out hard. for example one time she jumped out of bed and just started pissing a torrent right next to the bed into the carpet and had no recollection of it lol

anyway one night after we had been out drinking for a while as usual she passed out naked face down on the bed. she was always a bit squeamish about me messing around with her butthole and me being a horny 21 year old kid i wanted to mess around with her butthole. so i said fuck it and spread her cheeks apart, she didn't move a muscle. i noticed it was kind of wet looking, i assumed it was pussy juice but in retrospect was obviously sweat, as well as a few small specks of white dotting her asshole that i stupidly assumed was fuzz from her panties but now realize were bits of cheap bar toilet paper. fucking idiot.

the next thing i did, which still baffles me to this day as to why i did it, but i bent down, touched my nose to her asshole and sniffed.

I've never been able to adequately describe what a horrible experience this was. the "scent" which doesn't feel like like correct term here, more like some sort of malevolent miasmatic wraith, entered through my nose and took hold of my entire brain. it's not like it just smelled like a fart or poop or whatever, it was some unfathomable magnitudinally worse concoction of poop, fart, sweat, pussy, ass, and basically any other smell a human body is capable of producing all distilled into a single sniff. i was dizzy, nauseous. I'm pretty sure I dissociated. it took days for my olfactory system to recover. i never looked at her the same.

i still "smell" it randomly, particularly when I'm feeling stressed or anxious. it's fleeting and i know it's not real, but nonetheless i experience it and it instantly brings me back and all I can do is tell myself it will pass and try to focus on something else.

so i don't recommend it.

>>936642139
it smells like ass but it smells like it's coming from a female ass

You get one guess what it smells like

Love sniffing this one

>>936643477
please describe

Tell them you like to eat pussy from behind and that you like to do that before they shower because it tastes better. Then you can enjoy sticking your nose in their asshole as you do that, with them nice and unwashed. I love them realizing you're sniffing their ass.

>>936643366
lilacs and rosemary oil?

>>936640498 (OP)
I don't sniff my wife's asshole because her anal hygiene is the worst that I have ever seen. There is literally shit in her underwear if I do laundry. Sucks to be me.

>>936643866

if you wouldn't sniff this butthole you are gay (not that there's anything wrong with that)

>>936643921
men who like asshole are gays by nature, real alpha males like pussy

>>936643692
>Tell them you like to eat pussy from behind

i do tell them that but i don't mention the no showering part. most girls seem to really really like it from behind and come super easy and yes i absolutely sniff their buttholes while i do it but i try to be discrete because i don't want to freak them out.

>>936643921
i didn't say you had to like it. but it's your duty to mankind. you must experience all her smells.

>>936643866
is she a fat pig? post

>>936644131
she is the fattest pig i saw in my life

>>936640498 (OP)
>have you ever deliberately sniffed a girl's asshole?
for some reason I do this with women I've just started dating or hooking up with. I enjoy it even when it smells bad.

However with women I've been in a relationship with for a while I have no interest and dislike it very much if it's smelly.

It's always confused me.

>>936643981
Real men conquer both holes. Faggots associate all buttholes with gay stuff. Chick ass smells awesome

>>936644131
Overweight for sure but don't know that she qualifies as a fat pig. No, I won't post her.

>>936644729
Some of the highest concentrations of pheromones come from there. You are incompatible with a girlfriend if you don't enjoy the smell of her nondiarrheal poops.

>>936644874
I'll pass on poop and farts, but I love sniffing a chicks squeaky clean turd cutter

>>936645117
Gross may as well smell soap

>>936640498 (OP)
I want to put a wax strip on that asshole and make yer yip when i ler er rip.

>>936645434
nah a light dusting of hair around the asshole is hot. tells you she's not too uptight, accepts her body. almost universally guaranteed to be a better sexual partner. and it captures the pheromones better.

>>936643866
I've been with around 80 women total the past 33 years and not once have I ever seen shit in a woman's underwear.

>>936646077
uh oh, stinky!

>>936646077
you're not looking close enough

me: ok

>>936643029
>i still "smell" it randomly, particularly when I'm feeling stressed or anxious. it's fleeting and i know it's not real
Lol, same thing happened to me when I shoved my face into some chicks panties that had prominent skidmarks on it. Though the smell has come back around to being pleasant to me and I want to sniff more panties.

>>936646077
Well, not all women poop

>>936649016
Poop is the good stuff so some who have unhealthy lifestyles only shit which is the bad stuff.

>>936640498 (OP)
Yes, everytime I fuck my wife.