Thread 936645188

First time posting a thread after 20 years of lurking. I’m finally ready. This thread is gonna be about family, love and laughter.

>>936645188 (OP)
> This thread is gonna be about family, love and laughter.
go back to lurking for 20 years before posting again.

>>936645188 (OP)
See you in another 20 years OP!

>>936645188 (OP)
Op fucked his mom, and she laughed at his lil dick

>>936645188 (OP)
What are those things?

>>936645188 (OP)
valiant effort, but we've moved on. the board is now about performative assholery, and finding the shittiest possible contrarian take on the tiniest of available minutiae

i am embarrassed for you op

>>936647010
>the board is now about performative assholery
>now
jej

Give OP some space. I'd like to hear what he has to say about family love and laughter. Incest goes hand in hand with comedy.

>>936645188 (OP)
I have no love, barely speak to my family, and only laugh in slight hysteria at strange and uncommon cues.

I would contribute and make a comfy thread with you, but I think I would have to weasel to do so, so never mind.

If you are genuine, congrats on having the control to stoically browse without biting for all that time. I used to be like you; I know what a weird place the world looks like when you just watch it unfold.

Also, congrats on maintaining a decent outlook to post a reasonable thread after all that time sifting through faeces.

>>936647010
Some of us did not bend to the sodomy of the network.

>>936647481
you and op need to go back to plebbit

>>936647485
>Some of us did not bend to the sodomy of the network.
you bend instead to the sodomy of BBC, namefag

> waits 20 years to make a post
> wants to post about love, laughter, and family on an anonymous tibetan basket weaving forum
> gets laughed off of the very board he has so patiently waited to post on
ooof massive failure

>>936647595
Negative impact.

Are you aware of the long-term effects on neurology of making things up repetitively to enjoy yourself, when those things are statistically improbable to be factual in almost every circumstance?
Did not think so.

I will keep that for a surprise for your kind in the event I ever give a shit that you devolve.

>>936647761
are you aware of the long term effects of not taking your schizophrenia meds?

>>936647895
I take mine, and I am no different when I do not, to the outside world, because I compartmentalise different aspects of mentality into strategic relevances to mission parameters.

I am not your average failure to compute of a schizo.

>>936647010
Have you ever considered that maybe you are just an tremendous faggot, and your opinions are worthless?

>>936647895
But yes, I'm more aware than virtually any other schizophrenic and most doctors because I have studied my lack of medication for 15 years.

The long-term effects are primarily negated by developed immunity to states and delusions over time.

OP probably envisioned this would be a triumphant success of a thread when he sat down to write it. He probably planned exactly what he would write about, every single word, maybe he even wrote some of it down on paper so he would say exactly what he had planned in his head. For 20 years he had been gathering experiences and collecting his thoughts for his triumphant day of his glorious thoughts to be spread onto /b/. Probably took a shower, brushed his teeth, and ate a good breakfast to be in right frame of mind for this moment. Then this happens:
> This thread is gonna be about family, love and laughter.

bubba reporting in

hello op

do u like trans girl feet

>>936645188 (OP) Hope you have a good day n night OP, Happy fourth of July to you and everyone else here. :)

Has it really been that long? 20 years has gone so fast. Wake me up September ends. So many memories. I was so young. I was beautiful. Nobody ever told me. Remember that time I called that guy a faggot. He was so mad. I've lost sight of it. Is the frog irony poisoned or irony venomous? I've wasted my life

>>936645188 (OP)
I remember when people used to ask for content or at least 3 images for a good thread

>>936645188 (OP)
I've been here for over 20 years and I've only ever made about 20 threads. I find it much more enjoyable to just shit post in others.

Has it really been that long? 20 years has gone so fast. As my memory rests never forgets what I've lost. Wake me up September ends. So many memories. I was so young. I was beautiful. Nobody ever told me. Remember that time I called that guy a faggot. He was so mad. I've lost sight of it. Is the frog irony poisoned or irony venomous? I've wasted my life

>>936648791
the thing i remember most is getting singled out by some weird fag who told me my face looks like it got smashed by a hammer. this board is like special education class

>>936645188 (OP)
dear op, i love you a lot and i also love my family. the only shining light in this dark hellscape. regards, ur secret anon admirer.

>>936648858
Did you post your pulpy face or could he just tell?

>>936648991
i think it was just someone who can't laugh organically, a faggot waste of space, like you

>>936649021
I guess there are a lot of raw nerves in that pulpy face :(

>>936649046
yeah i need to make some threads and talk to my discord fans about this but you're probably right

>>936649021
Christ almighty pulpy. People in your condition can't afford to be assholes. If I were as ugly as you I'd be nice to everybody so they didnt smash my pulpy skull in

>>936649046
welldone

>>936649046
peoples insults often reveal their own insecurities. for example i suspect that you're good at everything.

Who's ready to pamper me like I deserve?

>>936645188 (OP)
I've been here since 2004 and never hit the filter button once. Not even by accident.
I can literally see the matrix code of shit posting and know every samefag by instinct.

>>936647582
You need a hug fren, i don't post on reddit.

>>936647895
the long term effects of taking them are worse
the only benefit of taking them is more employability if you're already diagnosed.

>>936648503
glad you made it fren