Thread 936648530

What surprised you about the female body?

>>936648530 (OP)
How hot and slippery wet a pussy is.

>>936648530 (OP)
how gay it is

soft

Women in general, not body related per se but they're adult children with irrational thought processes.

I don't say this in an incel way, I fucking love women but you must understand this to deal with them long term.

>>936648530 (OP)
How much better vagina feels than ass.

>>936648530 (OP)
That you could see a vulva from behind, underneath the buttocks. That shit was like discovering fire.

same same but different.
men are hard. women are soft.

>>936648530 (OP)
That the snatch and poophole are so close together

>>936648530 (OP)
That their pits and asshole taste so damned good. Who would have thought?

>>936648626
also my experience. without fail never met a woman who wasnt like this upon further investigation. basic civilized thinking processes men take for granted and arent even aware of, are lacking in all women.

also not an incel, but only because i made peace with this being true funny enough.

>>936648530 (OP)
The fact that you can feel a woman's pubic bone from the inside.

>>936648530 (OP)
The queefing sound when you're going at it

>>936648530 (OP)
The dick sizes.

>>936648530 (OP)
How retarded the female reproductive system is. Seriously, hormone changes, menstration, menopause, was God high when he designed that shit?

>>936648530 (OP)
How their brain never develops past the age of 14.

>>936650507
There's plenty of threads to go be a faggot in with other faggots like you.

>>936648530 (OP)
Watching the pussy stretch to adjust to a baby coming out.

>>936650507
faggots always force their fetish into eveything and then wonder why people hate them

How the layout varies. If you look at women standing upright and naked, in some you can see the labia, in others the labia start lower and all you can see is mons

>>936650948
I bet you always post that when someone points out what a retard you are being

>>936648530 (OP)
Some pussies do not smell great

Let's chat and see where things go... I don't disappoint.

>>936650115
This always puts me off and something that triggers me just thinking about. It just feels wrong

>>936648611
Gotta be this. When I had a gf, resting my head on her thighs felt like pure bliss. Until she would tell me to get up a minute later.

>>936649290
this

How similarly they all argue, yet with the conviction that they're the first ones to argue that way. It's funny to see them be so sure they're going to stump you with something you can see coming from a mile away, because they all argue the same way from childhood.

how easy it is to get a girl to squirt when fingering her
watched a video I clicked randomly on youporn 15 years ago that explained/showed the perfect way to finger a girl, basically you have your hand/fingers like holding a bowlingball with your middle and ringfinger inside her pointing up/slightly towards her stomach
worked on many, and a lot of them said they never had squirted before or did not know "that i'm able to"

>>936648530 (OP)
For some reason I thought the clit would be harder to find. So many tv shows referencing this mysterious part of the female anatomy that men are somehow hopeless at locating.
Like... you can see it. Even when it's small and tucked away it's still just right there, just rub it. Why was this a joke for so long?

>>936648600
This

>>936648530 (OP)
I always thought the silent treatment / mind reading thing was a myth.
>*gf acts like she's in a bad mood, snaps at me, silence or short sentences*
>Ask if she's upset
>"No, I'm fine."
>Clearly you're upset, what's wrong
>"I said I'm fine!"
>*sigh* Are you upset about 'x'?
>"No, I'm not upset."
>Is it because of 'y'?
>"I'm fine! Stop asking!"
>Are you upset about 'z'?
>"Well I just think it's funny that 'z' happened, even though we talked about-"

Like jesus christ just tell me what the fuck the problem is, stop making me guess. I had to train my wife to stop this shit when we started dating, I don't like guessing games just tell me what the fuck is wrong so we can have an adult conversation about it.

>>936651149
It changes depending on factors for pussies, some have some hormones or some bacteria shit going on (Not dangerous often) that smells, not considering lack of higene.

>>936656445
This varies a LOT, some girls have them more external, but for example my wife doesn't have it visible, it is kinda hidden there, and I guess that on her case is so shitty to reach as is tiny and below skin, that she ususally masturbate touching above her skin for the internal part, not the point, and when I try to rub the point, I need to touch it as I am caressing a bee, any wrong move and the fun is over, hurts her.

But with tongue it feels instinctive to locate with it.

>>936649290
yeah. going in with your hand blind and getting lost the first time is something im sure most of us experience.

>>936648530 (OP)
How easy it is to cut up

>>936656445
Squirt is piss
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1743609515309589?via%3Dihub
Doesn't mean you cant like it. But you are being pissed on.

>>936648636
Same. Realizing you could access the pussy from the back changed everything for me.

>>936657150
Get some testosterone cream and apply on her clit daily for a few weeks, this will grow her clit, the external part and internally as well. This helped my wife with this exact same problem of having to be super exact on pressure and placement of finger otherwise it doesn't feel good at all or it downright hurts due to the sensitivity. Now she tells me that she can massage a larger area of her pussy and it will feel good instead of the tiny spot she had before. It just need to grow a little, we are not talking about a thumb sized clit here.

Do you due diligence and look for the correct dose so she doesn't acquire a deep voice and a beard.

how each pussy is a unique fucking 3 dimensional jigsaw saw puzzle to unlock an orgasm

also their buttholes are much more rubbery than i expected

>>936648530 (OP)
its so soft and warm

>>936657410
Fine by me. At least i'm making her cum.

>>936648530 (OP)
That there are a few females who don't have a butthole

>>936659339
Based

The difference in smells of vaginas. Some are neutral, some are almost sweet or savory (like a yam)... then there's ones that are like smelling 3-day unwashed sweaty taint and freshly shidded butthole2 with underarm BO juice extracted and mixed with old white onions. Yeah.

>>936659971
So where do they fart from?

>>936660184
That they can actually get an erection

>>936660062
Now I miss my ex

>>936648530 (OP)
that when you ejaculate inside a woman, the semen isn't magically absorbed into her body somehow. It mostly just drips out either when you pull out or much later.

Like the first time my girlfriend stood up at breakfast saying "oh I need to change my panties, all your cum just fell out of me". I was surprised and turned on. Now I love the thought of the pool of semen I deposited in my wife sitting there for a while then giving her a warm little surprise a few hours later.

Pussy texture. Finger went in and I was like huh then shot a load in my JNCOs while sitting in a McDonalds

When my peen is inside her pussy i can stick my finger into her ass and massage my dick

women have really sensitive necks. I used to think neck kisses were cringe for some reason, but that gets them going as much as their nipples do.

>>936649468
Was never into this until my wife, don't know if it's pheromones or something, but smelling/tasting her BO or her anus makes me so fucking hard. It's like I'm so into her I need to get my tongue into the deepest, dirtiest parts of her.

>>936662918
Love does funny things to a person. I will never understand my girlfriend's weird desire to """""sneakily""""" smell the mix of sweat, deodorant, shampoo, and oil I carry in from work before I get in the shower but it is what it is.

>>936650528
All that bullshit makes me feel so blessed to not be a woman. We get to enjoy them but not be burdened by their biological processes. We get to have our cake and eat it too

>>936648636
Having a hard time visualizing this. Got a pic?

I was surprised at just how stretchable women’s pussy’s and assholes were. Early on in me and my wife’s relationship, she told me that when she was a teenager, she was fisted by a guy that was able to fit one whole fist, and four fingers on his other hand in her pussy. I have also fisted her pussy, and I once fit four fingers in her ass.

>>936664860
That's kind of gross ngl

Kinda related, when my nephews stay with me and my gf we let them shower with us . They are very sheltered especially about nudity/sex stuff. She is the first girl they have ever seen nude irl. She let them feel her pussy

>>936664860
you married a whore who had a whole fist up her pussy?

>>936665200
Yes I did. And I enjoy the fact that she is a whore. I can do all sorts of things to her BECAUSE she’s a whore.

>>936648530 (OP)
some women have small clits and it's hard to make them cum and they don't feel shame about it

some women get soaking wet and that's amazing

You just like men but don't have the balls to admit it.
And that's very gay.

>>936648530 (OP)
the dick

>>936661865
100% fucking this. Getting messages at work like "your cum just fell out of me in the middle of a meeting..."

>>936650556
>>>936648530 (OP) (OP)
>How their brain never develops past the age of 14.

Yeah.
At best bright horny mental 14 year-olds and and under pressure are scared 7 year-olds who unguided make the most destructive decisions--real fun when you accept that--but who during menopause revert to the Terrible Two's.
Yikes.

>>936656552
>Like... you can see it. Even when it's small and tucked away it's still just right there, just rub it. Why was this a joke for so long?

Dude, she's either a herma or a guy.

>>936648626
>>936649590
The sooner you realize this the easier it becomes getting/talking/dealing with women. Getting them is especially easy if you act like a chameleon, theyll hit you with the 'oh youre not my type' but end up sucking your dick

>>936648530 (OP)
How good it felt to have my dick inside a vagina. I thought it would be good, it's the best.

Every pussy is differen too, some somehow make me last ages, some by merely entering nearly make me coom instantaneously. Often wonder why

>>936665200
>>>936664860
>you married a whore who had a whole fist up her pussy?

First timer, eh?

>>936648530 (OP)
That some women have a bigger prick than me.

Girls can look strong but be quite weak because of their small frame.

Just how far a pussy can stretch without pain or permanent injury.

This reminds me that women can be just as hairy as men to an extent. Maybe less hair in weird places tho.

they can make their boobs as big or as small as they want them with bras/compression.

Female anus too close to the vagina

Hi,

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.

I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feels like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.

Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her pussy and laugh her into oblivion.

Women: please accept that they're too close together, let it negatively affect your confidence and so make yourselves more readily available sexually as a result. After all, we're having to sleep with a creature whose ANUS is only 1 inch away from the vagina --- you should not make this difficult. It's unappetizing enough as it is. We're doing you a favour.

Men: do not let women forget this flaw, and do not forgive them for it. Remind them of it constantly less they get inflated egos and think they're all that

They're just too close together, sorry, but it's true.

Can’t you let this pass

Nothing is more hilarious than anon talking about women.
>I-I swear I'm not incel but..

>>936648530 (OP)

that a dick in the mouth works like a pacifier on feminists

>>936670149
Luckily I love buttholes and pussy

>>936648530 (OP)
How easily it fits into a suitcase after some disassembly

>>936658440
4Chan is also knowledge, thank you for your tip anon!

>>936661865
Yeah, semen gets liquid in 30 minutes if I'm not mistaken.

>>936668362
Correct, my ex gf used to have a unique thing. Her pussy had a high temperature, but like, a burning hot temperature that was pure bliss, but also after long sessions of sex, my cock usually gets red and painful.

>>936648530 (OP)
>What surprised you about the female body?
Literally that there was no penis. I played "you show me yours and I'll show you mine" with a girl when we were 12, and SHE DIDN'T HAVE A FUCKING PENIS! I was so shocked I mentioned it to my 16 year old baby sitter a few days later. She explained everything to me.

>>936671451
What surprises me about the female body is that it doesn't surprise me more

>>936648530 (OP)
How fucking good it feels. Nothing can prepare you for it. How she submits herself to you and how primal you feel. Cumming in a pussy is spiritual

>>936668362
Were the ugly bitches the ones that made you last and the attractive ones the coom drainers?

>>936648530 (OP)
30 years into this life and I'm still surprised how cunty they can be based on nothing more than their period happening. I'm more than personally familiar with what a mass-change of hormones can do to someone. But the fact that they're completely incapable of being nice never ceases to surprise.

I've thought about tracking my social circle's periods so I know when to avoid them, but I'm told that's somehow bad.

>>936672643
>I'm more than personally familiar with what a mass-change of hormones can do to someone.
Are you tranny?
>>936669143
I love hairy queens

>>936670149
based noticer of bodily holes spacing

>>936648530 (OP)
That pussies leak pretty much all the time. Not just periods or when they get turned on or when you cum in them. Just general discharge during the day. And most of them can't hold their piss in either, they're liable to piss themselves a little if they sneeze. Some don't even need to done anything,they just don't have control of their own bladder sometimes.

>>936674455
That mostly comes from childbirth but yeah, incontinence seems to be more common in women than men

>>936648530 (OP)
how fucking primal addictive a good hip-waist ratio is.
give me a narrow waist, wide hips, good pussy gap

>>936648530 (OP)
Location of the vagina. Even after seeing porn, in my head it was roughly where the dick would be on a man's body. But it's actually where the balls would be.

>>936675356
It's the mess that they leave in their panties all the time

>>936648530 (OP)
Babies

>>936672346
NTA but no it hasn't been like that for me. There was one girl I dated briefly who wasn't super hot, but for whatever reason her pussy made me cum in under a minute every time. After a few weeks of that she unsurprisingly didn't wanna keep seeing me lol.

Never had that issue before or after.

>>936648530 (OP)
Different pussies have distinct tastes. I still remember a few that stand out as fantastic and one REALLY bad one (met her on /soc/)

>>936648530 (OP)
It’s not the body it’s their insane mind that is confusing and surprising

>>936648626
They'll call you an incel regardless.

>>936657446
????
what do you think doggy is, retard?

>>936664367
women have to deal with that shit, we men deal with autism

it's a balanced playing field in some abstract sense

>>936648530 (OP)
I had watched porn before losing my virginity and thought that vaginas were just a giant open slot. I was displeased to find out that there was just a small little hole that I had to find. I kept pushing my dick into her lips thinking it would go in at some point but eventually when I got it in, it felt amazing.

How much wetter the pussy gets when you rape them

>>936648530 (OP)
I was surprised that a woman collapsed after just one punch.

>>936675936
It's more like 10% have a fantastic taste, 10% have a horrible taste and 80% are pretty much the same.

t. vagina haver and licker

>>936648530 (OP)
The smell

how bad their farts smell.

i know it's retarded but my mom died when i was a baby, it was just me my dad and older brother.

i obviously knew girls farted but somehow i thought them being smaller in general meant their farts would also be i don't know smaller??

anyway it was quite an experience when my first gf ripped ass in her sleep and stunk the room up worse than i ever had

>>936648530 (OP)
1) Hole angle.
2) That there's some correlation between hair color and smell. Like ginger girls smell/taste different than blonde girls, etc.
3) That women are more perverse than men.

>>936678631
How does yours taste?

Tasty buttholes

>>936648530 (OP)
How overrated it is