Thread 936661847

I am able to drink an ungodly amount of alcohol. I just drank 13 beer and 2 big glasses of shitty 20% alcohol wine and I'm hardly drunk. Everyone has a special gift.

I am able to wake up within 5 minutes of anytime I need to with no external alarm. Even when i randomly wake up throughout the night I guess the correct time to within 5 minutes.
Partially related, I can somewhat control dreams to make them more interesting and defeat any antogonists by giving myself magical powers.

>>936661847 (OP)
That's not a blessing. It still fucks your body up all the same, the more you consume the worse it is.

>>936662096
Wrong. Your body adapts to it and is able to withstand much more than the average person.

>>936662207
Nope, your liver still has to process a higher amount of alcohol which fucks it up more, even if your brain can tolerate more.

Tl;dr: your liver is getting fucked up

>>936661847 (OP)
It's not a gift. It's not a gift. Stop. This is you from the future. Please stop.

OMGosh!!!

>>936666666
Gay

>>936666666
Nigger

>>936666666
pedo jacobtard got it

>>936666666
what a waste

>>936666666
based Jacob

>>936661847 (OP)
>I'm hardly drunk.
>I'm hardly drunk.
>I'm hardly drunk.

>>936666711
I can eat a large pizza in under 5 minutes with no ill effects

>>936666666
nice

>>936666666
WASTED
FUCKING
GET

>>936666666
nobody cares or seeks out gets like this on /b/ anymore

also wasted

>>936667232
Old /b/ is dead.

>>936666666
Holy sept..septs? I've never seen this before. WHAT A WASTE YOU NIGGER

>>936666666
everyone stopped caring when faggots started using bots and scripts to get digits which you obviously just did

>>936666666
Eusty BTFO
loggy wins again
good jobbies
Pfffffffrt

>>936666666
put me in the screencap

>>936667620
It was a celeb thread fag.

>>936667232
>>936667465
if he cheated so what? its 4chan we not supposed to gaf about rules

>>936667653
I'm just saying anons like him using bots and scrips to post and delete posts so they can get digits is why no one cares anymore it's all dead

>>936667729
Anons still do that?

>>936667802
not since everyone figured out how which is why no one cares about digits anymore. used to be like a fun lottery but anons like him killed the fun

>>936661847 (OP)
Yeah. 30 beers is definitely doable
Kinda sounds like you’re getting started.

>>936666666
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit.

>>936667900
Getting started? As in, getting started on pretty advanced alcoholism?

>>936667890
When you're playing scrabble and the guy with Down's spells sheep with a C and four Z's, just let him have it.

>>936668140
not taking anything cause there's nothing to take my man. anyone can do what he did and that's why nobody cares about digits anymore. have a nice day

>>936668191
You seem really upset about something nobody cares about.

>>936668196
not upset man just missing old b and the fun anons ruined with scripts and bots and ai shit I'm too old fkr this place I guess

>>936661847 (OP)
How is this good? I drink alcohol to get smashed, the more I need the more useless it gets.

>>936661956
I can do that too. 9 times out of 10 I can tell what the time is without looking at a watch. I can accurately sense intervals of 15 to 30 minutes without aid, but I can't tell you what I ate for lunch yesterday. Weird shit.

>>936661847 (OP)
I was like this and stopped drinking for 5 months. Then I had 6 beers and 2 double whiskys and ended up shitfaced. Had the worst hangover of my life the next day too.
>>936668307
Some people just suck. There's no creativity or fun here anymore.

>>936661847 (OP)
>i am able to drink an ungodly amount of alcohol.

bump

bumpo

>>936666666
Man he played you like a God damn fiddle

>>936668307
Old /b/ is gone. Only the code that moot wrote remains. And the servers.

>>936661847 (OP)
>Alcoholism
>Special gift
kek

>>936664166
your doing gods work.

>>936666666
>OMGosh!!!

>>936666666
did you predict this?

>>936674896
I didn't predict the thread would still be in the catalog seven hours later when I woke up.

>>936666666
Huh. First I did this.
Then I did this
>>936677777

Thank heavens Lillisfag is dead.

One last bump and then off to the archives for you inadvertent GET thread.

>>936661847 (OP)
Let me guess, young age

>>936661847 (OP)
Being an alcoholic is not much of a gift, anon.

>>936661847 (OP)
Because I'm half Polak, vodka is like water to me. Used to drink a fifth of vodka and a 6 pack every night for 7yrs straight.
Then I came to my senses 3yrs ago. That shit made me a fat fuck. I lost 60lbs in 3 months when I stopped.
These days, I'm a man of culture. I will pour two shots of bourbon in a glass when I get home from work to sip on and enjoy.
>>936664166
^this. Chkd digits.

>>936666666
Waste of epic digits. You're a niggerfaggot.

>>936661847 (OP)
All this means is you are in your mid 20s probably. Fucking moron.

>>936661847 (OP)
You will die of liver failure.

>>936661847 (OP)
that sure is easy to do when you drink them slow enough. that's not a skill or talent, you're not special.

>>936661847 (OP)
Me and my dad are both autistic, and all the dudes I play dnd with are also autistic, and we can all put away alcohol and weed like fucking nothing. I have a theory that autistic people are the result of being born into an environmentally hostile world, and thus we have the ability to develop higher tolerances for things than most.

>>936661847 (OP)
yours is cancer

>>936661847 (OP)
Was sober for a while but then got romantically rejected and went on a two day bender.

Was drinking 700ml vodka and a bottle of wine every day for 3 days. Very sweaty rn

>>936661847 (OP)
>i just drank 13 beer and 2 big glasses of shitty 20 alcohol wine and im hardly drunk

>>936666666
Drinking thread gets are the best gets