Whats/whose stopping you?

>>936668467 (OP)
Go away, Connor.

>>936668467 (OP)
>Whats/whose stopping you?
there are no anime girls in the afterlife. actually there is no after life. everthing just stopes existing.

>>936668624
Whos connor?
And why are you keeping them waiting? your waifu and daughteru harem awaits.

>>936668647
From your perspective, the rope would snap, or you'd wake up in the hospital/curled up on the floor, maybe paralyzed.
From everyone else's perspective, you'd be dead.
It's like you don't realize how the universe works yet. Dumb.

Just ignore what's inconvenient.

what's a better method than the rope?

>>936668727
is that a fat joke?

>>936668747
A firearm maybe. Wouldn't suggest trying anything though.

>>936668769
No. It's a fact of the matter. One cannot die from their own perspective, under any circumstance. If you put a gun to your head, from your perspective it would jam, or you'd survive the shot, albeit potentially mentally incapacitated. From an onlooker's perspective, you'd perish.
>>936668747
>>936668889
wrong. see above response.

>>936668467 (OP)
No easy method available. For the first time, I envy the Americans.

>>936668747
Be male

>>936668898
I guess you have a point.

>>936668467 (OP)
fear

>>936668747
sleeping pills + alcohol. Either you die or you wake up feeling insanely hangover

i am too fat

>>936668945
not the same anon, but another thing about quantum immortality nobody talks about: imagine if the attempt was only half-successful, and you were left alive with brain damage and disfigured?

>>936668467 (OP)
I don't know how to tie a hangman's knot *sob*

>>936669055
imagine

and you were so incapable that you couldn't even finish the job you started.

>>936669269
The higher the stakes, the more Murphy's Law is likely fuck things up. Even with all the planning in the world, something could go wrong and you could live years, decades in crippled agony.

Don't off yourself unless you're already physically suffering with 0% chance of survival or relief.