Thread 936671261

Why does everyone NOT want me to kill myself?
>try and look up painless suicide methods on Google
>yer not alone! call this number to talk to a stranger who knows nothing about you!
>try using dogpile
>same result
>bing
>same result
>shame and guilt is overwhelming

I just want to die without pain.

>>936671261 (OP)
If life has been nothing but pain then what's a little more?

>>936671261 (OP)
>>shame and guilt is overwhelming
>
>I just want to die without pain.
If you really wanted to, you wouldnt give a fuck about those "get help" things...
it's made for you attention seekers that they exist, and they're clearly working.

>>936671603
I ain't looking for attention. I want results. The helpline nonsense makes it impossible to find real results. Do you know of a place where I can find methods for painless suicide?

>>936671712
you know you can scroll past those warnings, right?

>>936671712
Handcuff yourself to a barbell with 125 pounds on it, then jump into the Potomac

>>936671261 (OP)
Look into helium or nitrous oxide, think it's called an "exit hood" or "exit bag". I've got a couple of helium canisters tucked away along with tubing, clamps and a turkey bag.