Thread 936671585

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>I anticipate jtard will be the focus of his impotent self-loathing for the majority of the thread and into the next one. After that he'll switch between jacob and troy.

[The above is subject to change depending upon beady spam. He's been relatively well behaved in the celeb threads but he spammed the piss out of a starlet thread earlier..]

>>936671592
Are you okay dude?

It was painfully easy to get him to remove his wig

>>936671677
Nigga so triggered he came back from the dead

>>936671677
I'm trying to decide if I should get iced coffee on the way back home.

>IF THIS FUCKING POST ENDS IN

Odds: I get coffee.
Evens I don't get coffee.

>>936671828
FUCK.

k bye.

Nigga saved that barista from a horror show

>>936671866
leave me alone before i leak your DMs you sick freak

Which anon can get my weekend load...

>>936671828
not a celeb

>bye
*farts in chair
>bye
*farts in chair
>bye
*farts in chair

>>936672034
Who's this?

>>936672104
Heidi Gardner wearing fake tits.

>>936671585 (OP)
More of her?

>>936672165
he gives total Kermit vibes

>>936672264
TOP BABE

this will be me later tonight

>>936672543
There's no shit on that dildo, J-Sad

>>936672522
unreal

>>936672976
Absolutely perfect

she's ridiculous

happy to know cum on printed pics has returned

>>936673042
based

>>936673206
stop replying to yourself
>>936673042

>>936673042
>>936673206
Where? Can't get to it

>>936673230
Oof

>>936673111
holy moggins

>>936673137
>>936673230
>>936673484
The only thing better than Brie is two Bries!

>>936673557
Here's 4

>>936673557
Agreed

just one Larson is all I'm posting
she's so inferior to Alison at this point

I want her to be mean to me

Back to Best Brie

>>936673780
So underrated

>>936673459
cum on printed pictures dot coom

>>936674081
Got it, thanks

hahHA HEEE HO HEEEE HEee hahaHeeHOO

>>936674610
built

Dat ass

post built for bbc celebs

>>936674569
>>936674459
Great bumper and dumper

>>936675290
wife <3

>>936673597
And 4 times 4 equals?
>>936673674
She seems like a front-wheel drive kind of girl

Franny, Brie, Ali, Emily
Good girls. Good thread. Good job

>>936673042
So much of a honey pot they've made Winnie the Pooh a mod

>>936675420
good choice

>>936675685
That's funny.

>>936675737
So fucking hot

>>936675769
it doesn't feel like a choice

it feels like i was hopelessly smitten the moment i first set eyes on her

>>936675693
I want to have a foursome with 3 Bries

>>936676052
The titties are still so sweet

>>936676158
>>936676193
it almost makes me angry how adorable she is

>>936674610
>>936671585 (OP)
more pls

>>936676260
Exactly my point

>>936676298
best face and tits combo this side of forever

GUTTED LIKE A PIG

>>936676034
Ugh Emma just triggers me so badly, nothing but depraved thoughts

Holy shit, Comfortably Numb is an incredible song!

I am so excited about that singles shot fight sequence in castle black

>>936676444
Nice kristen trips

>>936676432
well settle down and keep it Christian

>>936676444
Trips of gorgeousness

>>936676444
>>936676475
>>936676527
Thread status: Saved

>>936676475
Saved

>>936676474
Never

if you wanted some Kristen, all you had to do was request her

fuck off jacob

>>936676592
oh ok

>>936676595
shut up jacob and post more.

>>936676442
mhm, and the scissor sisters cover is fun too

https://youtu.be/2lsCEgcRozY

>>936676413
would wife her so hard
>sigh

>>936676595
I'm greedy, I want Kristen AND Alison

>>936676657
sadly, I don't believe I have one of them together

>>936676618
i love emma

>>936676669
69. Nice

>>936676684
>>936676703
more more more more more more

good afternoon everyone, i hope you all are having a good saturday <3

>>936676274
>>936676158
niiiice

>>936676722
This is now a kristen thread. This is now a good thread.

>>936676722
I'm not :(

>>936676669
>>936676684

Who else should I post?

>>936676745
kristen stewart spam is so much better than emma roberts spam

I love lily. I want to make love to her. I want to cum inside her asshole.

>>936676771
emma stone :)

>>936676778
That's because Jacob is better than beady. Obviously.

>>936676771
Continue with her or switch to Emma Stone please.

2 for Emma, so...

>>936676722
so far so good

make sure you're having one too and that you're nice and comfy

>>936676884
>>936676899
That GET put you in a good mood huh? Also more Emma Stone.

>>936676889
glad to hear that anon, im just making myself lunch atm.

>>936676754
oh no :( sorry

>>936676966
Which namefag are you?

You people post Emma Stone now?

An improvement over the usual Emmas.

>>936676982
saved

>>936676981
figure it out

>>936676675
They have been together a lot, albeit in my mind

>>936677059
I'm not invested enough in these threads to care.

Now my stalker? He'd know.

>Emma pic because you're all Emma posting.

I have 80.Request a number if desired

>>936677132
The last two digits of this post.

>>936677132
81

>>936677166
see
>>936676982

>>936677114
oh, its you. you should know me by now just by me posting rachel.

>>936677132
>Emily
You renamed your pics when she expressed a preference to be called Emily?

I should do that with Jaeden.

>>936677168
Thank you.

>>936677215
I got bored one day

>>936677204
>oh, its you
It was bound to happen eventually. Hour after hour, thread after thread, day after day of at least two very lonely people seeing me amidst y'all I was bound to reappear eventually.

Check my GET
>>936666666
It's the only reason I'm active posting at the moment - traffic here has fallen to such an extent the thread was still in the catalog when I woke up.

>>936677242
Understandable. So after typing one line into terminal what did you do with the rest of your day anon?

>>936677298
fucking kill yourself

>>936677333
Perfect trips. Alas Sevens trumps them.

Sorry anon.

Daylight come and me wann go home

Stone is very cute but only her butt ever did anything for me

>>936677374
I'm in a very nice mood after my GET. Disappointed with the result of the F1 qualifying over in Britain but what can you do?

Have butt pic.

>>936677298
you use to post olga for me until you got annoyed about me asking kek.

Any Kendall?

>>936677444
yes

>>936677436
I still have those archived away in cold storage.

>>936677481
FREAKZILLA AUDREY

>>936677132
cute dress

>>936677494
based, olga needs to be posted more

you do seem more lively today.

>>936677481
another cute dress

>>936677603
yow

>>936677556
>you do seem more lively today.

Prior to that GET I haven't posted here since May 29th. The last line of my post that day speaks volumes it seems:

>Irony being I'll "be here" due to the output of anon whose head I live rent free in.

>>936677479
babe

>>936677684
>>936677614

>>936677415
Thanks for he butt pic but I won't be opening it since it is from you

>>936677415
>deliciously pale lower calves and ankles
i mean,um...yeah, nice butt, mmm

>>936677728
If you want he butt pics I can supply those.

>>936677641
>he went into the cold storage
kek, thanks for that. breaks from this place are good.

>>936677703
i love her tummy

It’s not your fault that your always wrong

>>936677777
OMGosh!!! QUINTS AND

SEPTS

>>936666666

In the same day.

>>936677807
On the same day. Sorry. Got a little excited.

tee-hee.

Hard times create strong Men.
Strong Men create good times. (Beady)
Good times create weak men.
Weak men create hard times. (We are here)

>md5 filter catching strays
Love to see it

what a silly thread

>>936677944
You can be thankful I was inspired by Lillis and not beady faggot.

There really is no better way to make an exit.

Septs AND Quints within the space of 8 hours. And I was asleep for seven of those hours.

I'm never going to better that.

>OMGosh!!!

Toodles
x

(The irony that I could be hit by a bus later today and yet live on in these threads due to two very lonely people hasn't escaped me).

>>936677967
isn't that cel in general

>>936678038
you are not wrong there
how are you today?

>>936678107
sleepy and hot, only got 4 hrs sleep. but im alright, wbu?

>>936678171
>sleepy and hot
yeah that's been my day as well
you should try and nap more

>>936678293
>>936678171
forgot pic

>>936666666
>>936677777

I couldn't have predicted that if I'd tried.

Especially after
>>936666550
>J-Tard ain't gettin' those digits.

Here, have an Emma pic to end the thread on.

OMGosh!!!

>>936678329
hello
I hope you are having a nice weekend

>>936678317
ill nap in a few hrs maybe, or just stay up idk. its supposed to be scorching hot for the next 2 days. theres a heat warning.

>>936676784
I pray for lily while looking at a pic of her, chanting her date of birth. I kiss her on the lips and say to her "I love you lily, my love."

>>936678418
:o
better make sure you're stocked up well on iced tea

pee is stored in the balls

>>936678387
Thank you anon I am. F1 qualifying didn't go the way I wanted but Piastri getting P2 was a good result.

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Worst Brie fags living up to their reputation btw. Or do you people no longer link to the new threads?

(https://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/936678413)

>>936678525
>>936678525
>>936678525

bump

One final post and then it's off to the archive for you little thread.