Thread 936678951

s/fur

floof

tempting.. big boob.. commissions

I cant decide if I actually want to go face the heat

probably not

I see

oob

>>936679024

'k

>>936678951 (OP)
>s/fur

>>936678992
>floof

gock spotted

nick = homosex

mmm afk osrs fishing

>>936681876

>rarely relates to nonhuman characters
>NEVER relates to royalty

>wonders why King Bowser is an exception

If I ran Nintendo, I think I would pivot Mario toward Rosalina or Pauline. Meanwhile, I would tease Bowser and Peach in a *wink**wink**nudge**nudge* sort of way for the next three games -- before making them a canon couple in the fourth.

It's okay for a human woman to date a nonhuman man. Women can't be perverts.

It's only "bestiality" when it's the inverse.

>>936683107

Would let her be good to me

Touch fluffy ears.

>>936683722

Nick bein' honest today, folks

>>936683692
lewd

>>936683815
you are annoying

>>936683554

Is this necrophilia? This feels off.

and ur a homosex, wuts ur point

>>936683858

I suppose so, yeah.

(If you can be honest with yourself, I can be honest with myself too.)

>>936684032
>>936684036
die

i'm horny

>>936684082

Not until after I write this book (and its sequel).

>>936684098

If only there was something you could do about it.

if only

>>936684166
is it about your journey in sucking the most dick on earth?

>>936684098
Hi horny

>>936684228
no thats your goal ya homosex

>>936684311
you have been calling me homosex for months get a fucking life you weirdo

>>936684228

I could only be a distant second in that journey.

>>936684406
turn your name back on cat I know it's you faggot

if only

>>936684098
Are you only married for the money? Other than that you seem to have no relationship with your husband.

>>936684536
she's my best friend, we do stuff together every day
she just has low libido

>>936684452

I won't say I'm not a cat, but I can say I'm not the user known as Cat.

>>936684605
well you are still cancer fuck off

gl me against heatstroke

>>936684405
nick = homosex

>>936684586

It's not my business. But, if there's that much of a disparity in your sex drive, they should be open to letting you have a side piece.

(That, or they should lock you in chastity.)

nick gay

>>936684706
oh ya i have a pass to fool around with whoever i like, i'm just shy and lazy
meeting people is kind of a chore

...i do have a chastity cage, haven't worn it in forever though

aka too scared to use grindr or go to a con
bye bye

cages are gay

I gotta be honest, it would be pretty hot having an "open" relationship with a demi-sexual wife.

Get a one night stand here or there, then come home once a month or so to find that she's in the mood.

What could possibly go wrong?

I give up

>>936684803
later?

>>936684803
seeya, don't melt

grindr is pretty useless tbf its only got worse with time and it was already terrible 5 or so years ago

>>936684812
this

>>936684779

hawt

>>936684812

Not if a woman puts you in one.

:O
>>936684886
That's still very gay
Free the peen

>>936684827
just admit you like penis you homosex

being caged or pegged is just gay in denial

used to wear it while messing around with a guy friend
makes mouth and butt stuff a bit more intense and helps to remove any temptation on his part to grab my cock lol

imagine not letting someone else give you a reacharound smh
a disrespect of courtesy

>>936684924
i just saw that, god tier stick

sunshine is male?

>>936684827

>>936685072
>>936685072

i was like that with them but my dicks too small and doesnt work now for anyone to really even bother trying so i guess thats a win?

damn shrimp dicks really should just go trans

like fursi

i was on the bigger end of average before e lol

tragic

sadly mine only went from huge to large lol

>>936685182
I have to wear my dick like a belt so it doesn't drag on the ground

>>936685240
saiyan warrior

>>936685199

Shrinking cocks are kinda hot.

and gay

You should go to a con though, meet frens and maybe unhorny

>>936685661
yeah it's on my list of things to do

They left.

Gadget.

And somebody went to the trouble of making a racist Kirby AI image?

>>936685712
>>936685704

I guess I was wrong. I thought you said, "Bye, bye."

>>936685729

Yes, please.

>>936685704
good good
>>936685733
What's wrong with kirby enjoying some good chicken and sweet tea?

>>936685843

What ability would Kirby get from swallowing you?

>>936685383
when the rest of me looks like this can you blame me?

>>936685927
still look like a dude

>>936685927
more

duality of man

>>936685886
Being spicy
>>936685927
FAT

>>936685971
gay

>>936686024
i know lol
that said somethings suddenly happened and i've broken the weight barrier i used to have and dropped like 20lbs over a few weeks

it's not a VHS tape.

>>936686078
ur a VHS tape

>>936686072
Eat often? Could be age and genetics

>>936686111
there's something in a box there with a label on it too.

>>936685927

Why deleted? I only got to see the thumbnail.

>>936685965

RUDE

>>936686119
i spend a lot of time at my gfs and tend to get healthier meals there i guess? i eat more there than i do at home tho if im at home i dont eat anything in the day other than maybe some cereal when i get up if i remember then dinner later on
idk, just be what it is im not gonna complain i've wanted to be this weigth for years and its just suddenly happened so meh

could also be the occasional stimulant usage tbf lol

>>936686234
my tits aren't on topic gotta keep it clean (:

>>936686283
i c

>>936686388

Sometimes, I can't tell if AI is AI.

This looks like a basic snapshot of Florida.

None of them are fat.

Definitely AI.

>>936680371
Is this from a comic? Can't find Mouse_Kenny anywhere

No one wears WW2 outfits in the swamps

>>936686467
Took me literally 2 mouse click and 2 seconds to find it.
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/56785485

>>936686509

Florida

>>936686561
Mobile makes life hard. Thank you

>>936686696
ayys