Thread 936687574

>>936687633
Not a cel thread

cock's edged

potential for an early milk tonight

>>936688118
>pale girl wearing a full outfit in the pool
i love her

fucking stinks like homeless canadian in here

>>936688221
She wore far too much.

>>936688251
that's just how you normally smell, troy.

>>936688348
nooo! she's gotta protect that creamy, perfect skin ;_;

>>936688431
Time to burn for what she did.

>>936688348
>>936688569
cringe

>>936688569
fine, but i get to rub aloe on her

>>936688350
inspiration struck

otter inspiration

>>936688712
kek love that love that

why did allison do it?

>>936688712
>>936688350
too cute

>>936689161
bald

>>936689100
ididn'tdoititwasthelunchlady

>>936689161
otter reacs are the future

>>936688712
>aloe

>>936689275
bald

>>936689275
its a future i believe in

>>936689338
<.<

>>936689447
^o^

babam

allison I have another picture of jonathan frakes for you

>>936689555
>frakestrips
<3

>>936689624
O_O

>>936689555
Frakes rules

>>936689516
>>936689555
>>936689624
>>936689703
bald

>>936689878
'dorable

>>936689881
our greatest Captain is bald you stupid idiot

>>936690029
>>936690100
bald

This is not even a celeb thread anymore

>>936690100
would hug, pick up, and spin around

>>936690211
BALD

>>936690259
WRONG

>>936690257
>>936690287
>>936690316
bald

Troy means foot soldier

blad the inhaler

>>936690392
intense head patting on espn 9

>>936690256
yeah it's a DARTS bus now

>>936690664
very pattable
and um...not just her head

WHO THEY WAITIN' ON? THAT'S CHAAAAAAAAAD

fuck this.

Holy fking DEJJ.

first glass of milk

>>936692038
am drinking a glass of cold coco

orange crush drinkin

>>936687574 (OP)
well, yes

people talk about me because if they talked about themselves no one would listen

>>936692355
>cold coco
chocolate milk? based.

>>936692355
>>936692710

https://youtu.be/8ut_XBAaHT4

>>936692696
i don't talk about you

>>936692696
oink

>>936692801
hoooooooooooooooly based

Yes or Genesis?

>>936692710
YUS!
>>936692801
:o

>>936693024
yes but i do love phil collins

>>936693234
Fat nigger

>>936693193
share some bro

>>936693421
I deny those allegations.

>>936693464
I would, if I could
but they haven't developed the tech to digitalise choccy yet

do you like gooning, fapping and edging to dua?=?????

I-I k-know I-I shouldn't h-have her...

T-The g-g-guys l-like h-her a-a-and t-t-they d-d-despise m-m-me... T-That's t-t-the p-price f-f-for h-having a-a-a-a very b-b-beautiful w-w-woman...

>>936694096
no

I find it difficult to get off to women in relationships.

>>936694081
>haven't developed the tech to digitalise choccy yet
dangit!!!
>>936694096
no

corr, mayzeh pee'uhs

>>936694461
what tragedy

>writing a letter to a girl in my sleep among the Bosnian war like a hero I am
>Wake up, suddenly
>Everything's gone
What the fk

>>936694890
toight, lithe and toight

>>936694209
>>936694461
you are boring

>>936694971
no black woman could ever type that well

>>936694982
d'wah lip'ah>>936694969

>>936694805
indeed, babs. indeed.
>>936694982
i only goon to maya higa sorry

>>936694969
noice

choli goons to milk

>>936695019
"muhfuggen bix nood" --Sheboonica

>>936695095
wrong i goon to maya higa

>>936695129
sheeit das elokwince nah

choli fantasizes about pouring milk all over maya's nude body

homemade choccy marshmallow cookies and milk cheers (the second one is for choli)

>>936695183
wheres mine

>>936695172
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh momma yes
>>936695183
hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly!!!!!

>>936695306
alrighty calm down, milk boy

>>936695294
will this work?
>>936695306
hoooooooly choooooooli

>>936695480
thatll do ! love me some rice krispys treats! thank ya

cause me to bust

>>936695346
too late now i'm thinking about maya higa naked!!!!!
>>936695480
lil bro stocked up on the rice crispy treats you love to see it

>>936695629
I made way too many of them so you can take about half of them boys home with ya
>>936695805
hell ye boi. I should have put M&Ms in these MFers but you live and learn choli

>>936695805
stop thinking about maya naked and stop dreaming of gallons of creamy milk splashing over every inch of her nude body, you weirdo

Rate my last fap /b/ros!

>>936695923
i wonder if it'd be possible to drizzle some chocolate syrup over them

>>936696163
1/3 hit. do better next time (guess which one)

>>936696163
2/3

>>936696120
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh MOMMAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

>>936696163
2 out of 3 ain't bad

>>936696163
how did it taste?

>>936696167
I ain't got none but I guarantee you could pull it off yep. maybe even heat the Krispy up before drizzling the choccy on it

>>936696354
ngl bro it might be worth it to go buy some chocolate syrup since ya didn't put m&ms in there. hoooooooooooooooooooly just imagine that. pour some syrup over it and then stick it in the freezer

MAYA HIGA EXCEPT SHE'S NAKED. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY.

someone spray choli with a hose, he's freakin out

>>936690211
>>936690316
Fuuuuck yessss

>>936696163
3rd girl there is perfection

>>936696503
I'll get some tomorrow and post a pic. I'm in for the night cholster but that is a really good idea. you skippin tmrw dawg?

>>936695923
>hes letting me take half
ohhhh boy. imma be snackin for a week.

>>936696821
>you skippin tmrw dawg?
probably. i'm still on crutches and it's pretty much impossible to navigate in my church while on crutches kek. i'll go to church vicariously through you

REALLY THINKING ABOUT MAYA HIGA NOW

>>936697182
milcc on her titties

>>936697225
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY

>>936697031
you got syrup?
>>936697135
hmmmm wellllll I guess that will have to be good enough cholster. if your bones won't allow it then your bones won't allow it

LET ME SEE THOSE FUCKING HANDS

>>936697619
i think by next week i should be healed up enough to go :DD

Took an edible and gonna goon out to diletta, cheers

>>936697619
I got maple syrup. does that work?

>maple syrup
brocky noooooooooo

slowly becoming a Rihanna addict

>>936694096
i love dua i have 100s of pictures of her but i dont jerk off to her. is that weird?

>>936698179
same, but maggie qualley

My m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-is a very b-b-b-beautiful w-w-woman... I-I k-know I-I shouldn't h-have her...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myCRHBTACWc
WHO THEY WAITIN' ON? THAT'S CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.

embarassing

Yeah, totally.

>>936697856
now we're talkin. I knew all that milk would pay off
>>936697913
niggy u wot

Licking maple syrup off of corlys 10 incher

>>936698467
no choli

>>936698398
its all i have okay

I love lily. I want to impregnate her.

>>936698787
bimbo should suck my cock

>>936698398
kek y-yeah it was definitely all that milk. tbh i don't think the milk does anything lmaooooo i think it's a lowkey jewish scam

Pumping to 2013 girls

>>936699007
that's a lot of girls

newjeans time

kim minji kim minji kim minji

>>936687574 (OP)
I did this last night

Mommy hungers!

>>936700142

Anonymous glory hole swordfights over Emma!

>>936698261
>same, but maggie qualley
Not even to the Pump It Up scene???

>>936700142
thats fucking hot, did you cum hard?

>>936700319
it was tempting, but i'm not allowed

>>936700409
not as hard as the five guys did

>>936700477
Sounds kinky, I like it. Is said person a goon bud or something like that? Do you pump and edge to the scenes? Or not even that?

>>936700564
oh really...

>>936700625
it started as a personal challenge, but there are people who want me to break my streak and tbh that somehow makes it more exciting and rewarding

it's been 426 days

>>936700775
Damn, 426 days without cumming? Or just not cumming to Margaret? EIther way, respect. Impressive as fuck

>>936700833
>426 days without cumming
this (^///^)

>>936700971
That's nuts. Sounds like it could be a lot of fun though

>>936700961
if a cute kitty actually said hi to me i would wave and smile like this

>>936701026
it's gratifying in a strange way

not that there's no temptation, but so far i've managed

>>936701049
Longest I've gone without cumming is three months and resisting is definitely hot. It helps a lot with self control too. Coincidentally or not, the last time I broke a NoFap streak was because of Margaret in The Substance. I was almost a month strong when I watched it for the first time

>>936701165
maggie almost broke me too :3

my longest streak was just under 2 years
allison harvard's preggy pics on instagram broke me

>>936701235
2 years, holy shit. You're a monk, anon

>>936701289
Fat nigger

>>936701291
i don't have a specific goal in mind, but i'd like to make it to at least a full two years before even considering...you know...

>>936701394
And that's your thought process even after watching this webm? How can you even post it without considering a fap? You're a waaaay stronger man than me, that's for sure

>>936701479
maggie is incredibly, deliciously tempting, and there have been close calls, but fighting it is satisfying too somehow

>>936701613
If you ask me you should probably just get it over with, to get it out of your system. But you do you

coom

hotcakes happy meal with small fries
2 quarter pounders with cheese
cheers

watching minji fancams

>>936700933
big BRAT energy

new
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