What is something that you have done, or has happened to you, that most people wouldn't believe?

>>936689430 (OP)
I do really big shits.

I got a blow job from my PE teacher after school about a week before the end of the year.

>>936690723
How come just BJ and no fucking?

>>936690830
No fucking at school, BF was at school.

I've been to her house a couple times, but now that I graduated it's not the same big deal as it was that she blew a student at school.

>>936689430 (OP)
got a blowjob in the office from a Chinese coworker, she swallowed but some of the cumshot missed her mouth and hit the wall leaving a small stain that was visible for years.

>>936689430 (OP)
I used to fuck the shit out of Nancy Mace, before everyone knew who she was.

>>936689430 (OP)
ayo dawg should I play starfield?

>>936689430 (OP)
I was born white in an English speaking country, what are the odds?

I hooked up with a MILF from Tinder and she showed up with her daughter.

No, I didn't get a three-way with a 14 year old, but she was watching Netflix in my living room while I was in the bedroom with her mom. Mom is a screamer too, so she had to know what we were doing.

Maybe in 4 years I can get that three-way. Mom was worth it.

>>936691967
Shit larp

>>936689430 (OP)
I have had sex and I didnt have to pay for it

>>936692065
I said nobody would believe me

>>936692406
For a reason.

>>936691967
Were you rough with her at all? Would be hot as fuck to know her daughter was hearing you dominate her mother.

>>936691967
>>936692734
Same fag.

>>936689430 (OP)
NOBODY believes that i fucked a girl infront of her friends just to get back at her dad.

I did what i did and i stand by it.

When I was 16 I gave oral to a 9yo girl quite a few times

>>936692764
Nope! Lol

>>936689430 (OP)
Everything in my life is fundamentally hard to believe sometimes, but one that people might believe is that I shook hands with princess di, she chose me out of a bout 50 kids.