>>936703912
if only it were that easy
if my mom would stop fucking off and putting off the job stuff then I could be working, but she didn't, again
I'm so tempted to take kratom just to numb the pain
>The utter look of confuddlement on his face >The director of the Nurnsuerth medical facility had no idea what to say >In the initial greeting, > and probably no idea what to do. >But I knew he wanted me >He just didn't know how he wanted me >On one hand >I am an amazing medical tool for patients >and can show patients the bones they have broken >show them how bones are affecting joint pain >all sorts of things >On the other hand >I AM a skeleton >and to many cultures >I am the face of death >How to introduce myself to patients who yearn for knowledge >and to relinquish the fear of the unknown >and at the same time >not come off as a vision of death, as they might be on their death beds. >He said come back in a week >we'll have a plan for you.
It's nice that they're including the T. rex attacking the raft scene from the novel which was a mainstay in video games and the inspiration for the Universal Studios ride.
They kinda already did that with the spinosaurus in the third movie, but nobody cares about the croco-duck.
Someone should do a chronological refinement of when mosquitos were around and what dinos they could even feed on.
I bet they have a whole bunch of dinos that were around before any insects started evolving for blood parasitism.
>>936706144
Why do people think this is funny?
It's like a little kid getting angry when someone pushes them into the mud and then when they start screaming and kicking they are like 'oh I was just messing around, didn't mean to make you mad
