Have you ever met a celebrity?

I hung out with John Mayer for like 2 hours back before he was big He was opening for a concert and me and my friends arrived early to pregame. He saw us in the parking lot and smoked some weed.

on his recommendation, I went to a few coffee house shows by Jason Mraz (before his first hit). There were maybe 20 people there, so I probably could've met him just never did. I think I tipped him a $5.

yes, I'm old, it'll happen to you one day too

>>936709291 (OP)
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>936709291 (OP)
Several.

I've been in an elevator with Bono, on a terrace next to Karl Lagarfeld, and briefly flirted with a legit princess whose name and country I can't disclose.
Nothing exciting tbh, that stuff just happens if you live in some of the biggest cities

Princess Diana and I used to work on paddy macaloon's from prefab sprouts car

elvis presleys cousin

>>936709593
10/10 i laughed

I had sex with a actress who had a small role in a Christmas Hallmark movie.

>>936709291 (OP)
No one huge but I have worked in theatre in the UK for 10 years now, worked/ hung out with a few celebs, most are pretty cool just people who's job happens to be acting other really not so much.

>>936709593
Classic

>>936709291 (OP)
Talked to Jared Leto for a few minutes before. I was in a bar across the street from a venue where 30 Seconds To Mars were playing a show.
Also met Shane McGowan from The Pogues.

Occasionally. Saw one the other day. It's best not to be a fan and just treat them like anyone else. I was in line and he walked in front of me, said excuse me and I made room for him to get by. And the two people behind me kept saying his name as he tried to keep on going and he turned back around and they took a picture with him then he went on his way. It was a bit obnoxious and he was noticeably annoyed at them.

>>936709977
who was it, ryan gosling?

>>936709291 (OP)
>Have you ever met a celebrity?
Yes. Queen Elizabeth II

>>936709818
>10/10 i laughed
Then you're very new. It becomes less funny when you've seen it over 50 times before

>>936711336
She's dead bro

>>936711442
>She's dead bro
No shit, Sherlock. And "met" is past tense.

>>936711515
no, she's dead

>>936711515
Imagine being this retarded

>>936709291 (OP)
whats the threshold for celebrity exactly?
the woman im seeing right now is pretty famous as an actress and singer in her country, does that count?

>>936709291 (OP)
2 friends & I sneaked backstage & Dusty Hill from ZZTop gave us a huge silver plate of pastries & desserts, apologzed for being to tired to talk & went to bed on his bus. So we sat on a curb beside Dusty's bus eating danishes & cheesecake. That was my brush with celebrity

I was walking in a back area at a concert with some friends & saw a tiny little guy with spikey hair & a pink jacket walking in front of us with a really tall woman. I loudly said something to my buddies like lol look at the tiny little guy. the midget turned & looked at us. It was Rod Stewart & Rachel Hunter. He's so fucking tiny, he looked like her kid lol

>>936709291 (OP)

If I ever met a celebrity I'm going to ask them if they want my autograph.

I worked on a low budget UK vidya show in my younger days, met some b listers who appeared on the "celebrity special" episodes, and one of my co-workers was Matt Berry who is now kind of a big deal. He was a cool guy, genuinely funny.

If I'd ever meet a celebrity I'd tell them to fuck off

>>936709546
I feel bad for you that you made this up and absolutely no one believed you
Maybe next time express things in your life that actually took place

Pam Ferris
Roger Frost
David Jason
Catherine Zeta Jones
Vic Reeves (Jim Moir) (knows me by name)
Paul O'Grady (Knew me by name)
John Gordon Sinclair
Betty Boo (owes me a pint)
Thomasin McKenzie
Emma Watson
Julian Clary
Bob Mortimer
Jimmy Carr
Razor Ruddock (drunk in a doorway)
Neville southall
All of the royal family including the late queen
Roger Daltrey
Paul McCartney
Samantha Womack (formerly Janis) - saw her in her bra & knickers backstage at a panto I was working on. Nice skin

I meet Bill Pullman in a small town outside Yellowstone Park. He was taking his family there. I recognized him from Spaceballs. He was nice asked me what life was like in that little town. He told me to be in the lookout for a movie about aliens. A year or so later independence day came out. He was nice, no I didn't fuck him

>>936715242
Sorry, forgot. Dave Prowse when I was 7 (Green Cross man)

Also Sid Owen (Ricky Butcher from Eastenders) miserable sod but he'd had a bad day

Philip Schofield, Melvyn Hayes & Don Estelle on the same day

Plus

I live in socal, it is likely they have seen my dick.

>>936709291 (OP)
Saw Troy Aikman once, was working for a high end flower shop and he received an orchid from a former team mate. Went to get the name off the card so I knew who to greet and stopped halfway up his sidewalk looking confused, it got funny when I looked at the door and he was there watching me. Handed him the orchid and apologized for looking weird due to recognizing his name, he smiled said thanks and I went on my way.

>>936715242
>>936715314
I imagine a number of them are horrible people. It's cool that you met Dath Vader

>>936711778
How did you meet

>>936709838
Which one?

i've sat on a toilet that was still warm from Keira Knighleys arse

>>936715580
genuinely, most iof them were noce. The biggest egos were the very ex-footballers. Took all their effort to say 'don;t you know who I am?' Seriously, Ruddock's brother is 100 times the man he ever was.

Catherine Zeta Jones was fucking adorable, but this was 30+ year ago

>>936709291 (OP)
Milana is so fucking hot

Met billy Corgan in "16, he was on a road trip across America and preformed several acoustic songs and covers. Signed my siamese dream CD, I was a happy teenager (was in college)

>>936711558
>no, she's dead
>>936711663
>Imagine being this retarded
I see I'm going to have to explain this using small words.

Queen Elizabeth II was undoubtedly a celebrity when she was alive (RIP)
When she was alive, I met and was introduced to her.
Therefore, I have met a celebrity

>>936716672
Valerie Jane Parker

>>936712563
>Long live the King!
Based.

Andy slid a log down my throte

i met snoop dogg in 1994 and we smoked weed, then I gave that nigger the best blowjob he ever had

>>936712834
Legit LOL

>>936709291 (OP)
A couple years ago I saw Micaela Schäfer once during intern work. She came in to try on a white dress that was designed to have the tits out fully. She pranced around the room after having it on and got to see the whole thing since it was an open area and I had stuff to do there. Was wild to see during work because she treats nudity as if it was nothing, which really isn't a big a deal as everyone makes it out to be. Anyway she didn't even cover up so her nipples were out too. Overall she was pretty sweet and chill from what I witnessed.

>>936709291 (OP)
Davey Jones
Jim Palmer
Cal Ripken, Jr
Billy Ripken
Cal Ripken, Sr
Michael Phelps
Richard Lewis
John Waters
Biz Markie
Ted Koppel
various US Senators, Governors, politicians

>>936709291 (OP)
ITT: larping

>>936718508
That's actually pretty cool. Treasure that shit.

>>936709291 (OP)
Brief encounters with:

Chaz Bobo (pre-transition) in an elevator.

Ellen Degeneres on her sound stage at a wrap party with Joely Fisher, Arye Gross, and other cast members from “Ellen”

Matt Leinart at a Panda Express

Arnold Schwarzenegger

John Ritter

Andy Griffith

Don Knotts

Tommy Lasorda
Paul Anka (shook his hand)

Who's in the mood for something thrilling tonight?

>be me
>waiting at the counter at McDonalds for my order
>girl behind the counter sets my Big Mac meal on the tray
>immediately someone reaches from behind me and grabs three french fries
>turn around like WTF?!
>it's Bill fucking Murray
>he pops the fries in his mouth and says "No one will ever believe you."

I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>936723611

I don’t believe you

>>936723611
>>936726886
I do. That sounds exactly like the kind of thing he would do

>>936727244
It's an ancient meme. It was a sit in diner when that joke got first told

Ended up eating lunch table next to the short dude from Borat. Didn't want to be bothered, so i didn't say anything

>>936711363
Have you tried going outside?

>>936712834
10/10 I have to remember to do this
I've only met people before they got famous

>>936709625
uh huh, sure you can't name them.

An ex of mine surprised me by asking me to come over and bring condoms and beer and I met Chris Hansen.

Directly after I finished school I was working at Hayden Panettiere and Wladimir Klitschkos place in Germany regularly.
Very nice people. In the beginning I was scared of Wladimir because in my opinion Hayden was a bit too friendly to me. But that was probably normal.

>>936715178
>made it up
don't care what you think. 2000 or 2001 in San Diego (college freshman year), I think it was a Toad the Wet Sprocket concert, but I can't remember, we went to a lot of concerts that year and subsequently dropped out of college.

>>936731481
I sadly never saw her sitting on the toilet.

Lorde used to go to the gym I went too. When I was stationed in New Zealand she was always quite and kept to her self but I took a few creepshots.. she has a pretty nice ass, I’m gonna see if I can find the pics

I met Richard Simmons in the waiting room of an Asian massage parlor. I asked for his autograph and he called me a fat slob then did fifty jumping jacks while staring me down.

>>936709291 (OP)
Met Post Malone on the patio of a bar that I went to on a Wednesday night. He was playing the arena in town the next night. There were very few people at the bar, and nobody noticed the dude sitting outside was him. I didn't even know till my wife told me. Went outside and hung out with him for like 3 hours and we talked about video games and music. Maybe the nicest dude I've ever met just in general in my lifetime.