Thread 936717601

I need some advice /b/.

So there's this girl I know who I've been friends with for a long time, right. Over the past couple months, she's been sending me gay porn and messaging me "this could be us" at night. At first I just took it because "haha lol funny," but now it's starting to wear thin on me, and the sight of two dudes in very sensual situations is beginning to do something for me.

How do I get her to stop without killing her or myself, and ideally salvaging the friendship?

>>936717601 (OP)
Break her hands so she can't use a computer?

>>936717675
I actually thought about that, but it seems unethical as well. Plus I don't know if she'd wanna stull be friends if I break all her digits.

Plus she's living in Virginia right now...

Bump?

>>936717601 (OP)
use ur words

XD

>>936719019
Listen, I'm not good with this shit, man.

Like, what am I supposed to say? "Hey, stop sending me gay porn!!!"? That's kinda lame and bluepilled...

>>936719347
literally pour your feelings out and tell them

>>936717601 (OP)
Not what I was expecting

>>936719406
You don't think she'll be upset with me or anything?

>>936719552
What do you mean?

>>936719347
you're gay

fruitcake

>>936720782
>>936720828
Oh, it's you again...

>>936720882
nigger you're gay

Please keep bumping my thread, I need someone to help me with my dilemma

Bump...

>>936717601 (OP)
Have sex with her. If not just tell her to stop. “Hey can you please top sending me porn.” You can just do things

>>936720257
>You don't think she'll be upset with me or anything?
you gotta flip that coin if you want the gay porn to stop. Telling someone you don't like what they're doing always comes with the risk of upsetting them.

If she was sending you gore, would it feel weird telling her to stop? Or if it was a guy sending you gay porn. You're allowed to not like things or to have boundaries and in a perfect world, your friends respect your tastes and boundaries. You could try something that starts positively like "it was funny at first but the meme is getting old/stale"

There's also always a chance that she knows you hate it and is waiting to see how much bullshit you'll take because women are malicious agents of chaos. She might even respect you more for asserting yourself.

>>936722872
Well I can't she's like 500 miles away. Also I got clowned on hard as fuck the last time I tried...

>>936722876
Alright, I think you're right. I'm gonna tell her I want her to stop and we'll see what happens

Hoooooly shit, I am never asking /b/ for advice ever again.

I think my 6 year long friendship just ended...

>>936717601 (OP)
Is it Nuri

>>936723774
I can only imagine how it went.
"Hey, I'm not enjoying the gay porn. Can you stop sending it to me?"
"HOMOPHOBIA REEEEEEEE this friendship is over"
This bitch being crazy isn't /b/'s fault.

Alright, so basically I told her to stop because what she was doing is retard shit, and I guess she took that the wrong way because she started yelling at me and shit about me calling her retarded. She started talking about her brother who has FAS, which I had no fucking idea about! I didn't even know she had a little brother, let alone one with FAS. How the hell am I supposed to know when she never fucking talks about him??

Then she started calling me a bunch of slurs, some of which I didn't even know were slurs until I looked it up just now. She's been messaging me nonstop for like the past 30 minutes, and I honestly think I should've just killed myself because god damn...

>>936724025
No, Nuri is a sweetheart

this seems pretty gay anon

>>936724855
It's gay as fuck, bro

>>936724761
I’m just surprised because Nuri is gay and you’re gay, no?

She just insulted my dead father and cousin, what can I say back to her?

>>936724948
i wonder what she is trying to say

>>936724761
bitches really do be crazy, her reaction is totally overblown. Though, all you had to do was tell her you didn't like the gay porn.
>I told her to stop because what she was doing is retard shit
is hostile and inflammatory.
I don't think she's even mad about the retard thing. I think she's mad that you didn't like what she was doing. She feels rejected. Now she's fighting tooth and nail to protect her ego and secure the righteous victim position by making you a villain because if you're a good for nothing asshole villain, being rejected by you makes her good in comparison. Women are actually crazy, my dude. You don't even know that she has a brother.

>>936725457
>She just insulted my dead father and cousin, what can I say back to her?
Nothing. This is a game you can't win. She wants you to fight her. The most painful response you can issue is letting it go and walking away. If you need a last word, something to the tune of "This is ridiculous. I don't have to take this. I just wanted you to stop sending me gay porn. I'll talk to you later."

Just send her some lesbian porn and tell her that could be us but she won't stop being retarded.

>>936725642
No, we would talk like that all the time. Apparently I just didn't say "retard" enough.
>You don't even know that she has a brother.
Yeah, that's like super fucked up too. We used to be really close as kids, you'd think something like that would come up...

>>936725822
I just decided I would be the better man and told her I was gonna not talk to her anymore and blocked her. It's so fucked up bro, I can't believe this happened

>>936725497
that he's a faggot

i assume you have the ability to speak and she the ability to hear. you could tell her, bitch don't listen bitch can walk her ass home.

>>936726776
I spoke, and she didn't want to hear.

I don't give her rides though, she's in a different state

>>936727188
did you try sending her some lesbian porn?

>>936727217
No, I don't have any lesbian porn on hand. I'm done talking with her though, I think

>>936727364
why don't you have lesbian porn are you into dick or something?

>>936727881
I think you might be gay, anon...

>>936717601 (OP)
It sounds like she wants a 3 way w/ you.
Be direct, ask her if that's the case.
Don't be clever, don't be cute, be direct.
"Like, what am I supposed to say?"
Just say it, nothing more to it.
If she denies it, move on from there.
If so, ask why, ask if she's attracted to you, & how long has it been going on.
If she doesn't mean it, ask her to stop.
If she's trolling you or starts showing red flags, she's not worth keeping as a friend.

>>936724761
OMG, wtf, why would you reply like that, you are the fucking retard to talk to her that way
You went to 100, when you should've kept it to a 5 at max

>>936728899
I think that bridge has been burned, brother...

>>936728973
Yeah, I scrolled on then realized,
>>936728961
So replied like that

>>936728961
THAT WAS A 5!!!

We were chill like that, so I thought...

>>936728999
Sigh. Nice trips

>>936729088
You're gonna have to do ALOT of apologizing, & give her space

>>936728721
lesbian porn is the straightest porn to watch because it has no men

>>936729147
I don't think any amount of apologizing is gonna fix this, even if I wanted to. I think she showed me her true colors after all this time, and it's better if I leave this chapter of my life behind me. I feel I can only grow as a person without the weight of someone like this in my life.

>>936729159
It's literally gay porn though, wut?

>>936729463
not for men to watch

>>936717601 (OP)
Counter it with lesbo porn.

>>936729727
I mean, it's gay regardless of who watches it. It's literally homosexual pornography...

>>936730140
so you would rather watch penis

>>936730438
No, but apparently you have penis on the mind again.

Something you want to tell us, anon?

>>936730864
If you watch b/g you're gay or if you wwtch solo with dildo you're gay because you get turned on by penis

>>936730936
Again, you seem to have put a lot of thought into this.

Do you enjoy thinking about penises?

Think you can keep up with someone as fiery as me?

>>936731604
Probably not, I'm known for being too quick

>>936724761
"Woah, thats a lot of words"

"Too bad I'm not readin em. Send me some nudes of your fist up your cunt tho plz"

>>936731578
It's ok if you're gay everyone already knows and you should just get out of the closet. Your friend would not send you gay porn if she didn't know you were gay or think you were.

>>936732055
It's alright little buddy, we accept you...

>>936729463
If that's the case, then you dodged a bullet, try to carry that w/ you & feel good about it all
Change can hurt, but it can lead to better things/people

>>936732329
Why are you talking to minors again?

Mustard

what's this phenotype called
both overweight and discord attached with greasy hair and the other thing

>>936732586
both are mexican also

>>936732607
I hate Mexicans

>>936732627
But his names hernandez

>>936732337
I dunno, I kinda feel bad about it though. I kinda want to see if I actually can set everything straight, y'know? She was pretty cool back in the day

>>936732765
She knows your gay just doesn't realize your gay because you're the nonsexual type. You're the gay best friend

I mean you did talk about sucking dog balls. You didn't have to talk about the dog at all least of all a male dog

the struggle of josh in image

>>936732652
Who?

josh is talking to kids again pretending to be me

>shane talks to minors
>”why is josh like this”

>>936732877
Dog balls are succulent, though

>>936733990
Who am i talking to im not talking to that bitch you are

>>936734106
kill yourself

>>936734106
btw sex with animals is illegal in the united states

>>936734312
>>936734345
Don't knock it til you try it

>>936734461
that's illegal

>>936734494
So?

>>936734620
You can't talk about criminal activity here

>>936734710
Yes tf we can :D

>>936734807
No you can't there's a 2nd box

>>936734710
Listen, this is 4channel.org. We believe in free speech here, I can talk about whatever crimes against humanity I may or may not have committed as much or as often as I want

>>936734885
No it isn't

>>936734911
I'm reporting you

>>936734971
it's not an absolute free speech platform it's an imageboard with hobby centric boards with leniency.

>>936735067
Reported, bye bye :)

>>936735220
For what you're the one saying you fuck animals and arguing absolute free speech

>>936735311
No I didn't

>>936735359
yes you did

>dont knock it till you try it
that means you tried it and at the very least are for it

>>936735391
Nope

>>936735635
Well at the very least you're for it which has never been legal and is frowned upon everywhere.

>>936735718
I'm literally not, you're trolling

goddamn this dudes for bestiality

>>936735782
That's libel, and actually illegal

>>936735718
>I need some advice b

>>936735927
It's not libel if he's telling people not to knock it until they try it
>>936736135
yea he should kill himself

>>936736473
I didn't say that though

>>936736510
Yes you did the spongebob image is yours

>>936736617
No I didn't, you're trolling

>>936736695
You're pathetic and cowardly

>>936736750
Where did I say it?

Exactly, that's what I thought.

Libel and slander

>>936717601 (OP)
Send her lesbo porn with the same message

>>936737290
Shut up dogfucker

>>936738029
you fuck dogs lmao

>>936738827
I mean, the ankle monitor...

Also that's not me

>>936739053
what about it? if it's for sex crime like you constantly say prove it. Also yes it is you have a specific typing style.

haha your """friend""" had a psychotic breakdown and tried killing themselves

I could never
one having a psychotic episode
two ever hurt myself on purpose

>>936739568
mental weakness in picture
I have never cried in my entire life

>>936739693
You will.

Shane thinks fucking kids is better than fucking dogs

>>936739568
I really hope anon, that you won't receive a psychological help when you'd need it the most. ^-^

Hope, that when your close friend (not like you have any to begin with) commits suicide, no one will be there to help you with your pain. :3

Please, lobotomize yourself anon

>>936739749
Nope there's nothing that can make me cry especially online and you will continue to look like a bad guy

>>936739900
I had tons of friends commit suicide and get shot. I don't need anyone kek I am stronger than that

>>936739907
When your mother will eventually die. You will be out there like "dang... Well, I guess that happens" and gonna go on with your day. Right anon?

>>936739999
Already happened bitch people post them all the time here in the most disrespectful ways

>>936724761
dude...
literally just ignore her

if you assume there is intelligent intent or a meaningful dispute behind women arguing with you you will be on daily goose chases.

>>936739983
You sound like an 11 yo kid. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>936740041
Kind of expected that. If you're not attentionwhoring, my pats on your back.

Seek help. You seem like one who really need it. :<

But i don't give a shit i just make fun of the people who do it because they are sociopaths reacting to pain and i can keep the cycle going
>>936740065
no he wants to groom i told him its a kid
>>936740067
suicide is weakness
self harm is weakness

>>936740182
Help for what? My money is good and i got food and shelter and my sanity

>>936740065
Alright, you seem relatively nice, and the meme has gotten old by this point, so I'm gonna be real with you. I was kinda just shitposting lol.

While you're here though, don't pay any mind to the schizo who's been trying to crash the thread all day. He's got mental problems...

>>936740330
EBT treats you good lately

>>936740447
No you do what mental issue do i have?
>>936740518
i don't get EBT stupid nigger

>>936740586
proof?

what would be the issue with receiving government assistance anyway? You turn down free food because you're too good for it?
That's just stupid cutting your nose to spite your face

Jesus Christ, he does abuse welfare...

>>936740828
How do i abuse welfare if i don't receive it?

>>936740828
Of course he does, he can’t work

>>936717601 (OP)
Tell her to stop, retard. If she doesn't, threaten to send gore. If she's fine with that, cut her off because if you don't, you're the one who's gonna get cut (with a knife. coz any girl who's cool with that is kapital "K" crazy)

>>936741404
Did i lose my arms or legs and some point that im not aware of?

>>936741946
You're too short to legally be allowed to work a normal job

>>936741946
Felons can’t work

>>936742206
my brother is ex military and runs a hospital while being shorter
>>936742516
you're retarded

Want a little tease? Ask me nicely.

>>936743795
If you can turn a little more blue, then maybe...

>>936717601 (OP)
Hi Josh

>>936744911
Hello anonymous...

>>936744987
Wow just anonymous?

>>936745202
Uhhhhh... maybe?

Unless you're one of the people whose names I shouldn't say, then hi "anonymous" ;)

>>936745349
My name isn’t anonymous

>>936745519
it's whore

>>936745519
he wants to fuck animals like you

>>936745519
Oh...

It's not?

>>936717601 (OP)
Just tell her to stop retard. If she doesn't, end the friendship.

>>936745722
It’s Anonymous

>>936745778
Oh shit, you're right. My bad.

>>936745756
It's ok, I resolved the problem. I just had to eat her ass a little bit, it's gucci now

>>936745932
I love you

>>936747860
I love you too, I think? Yeah!

>>936748434
Yeah you do

>>936748509
Yes ;)

I will say, I am surprised this shitpost thread lasted longer than a couple of hours

>>936750859
dead board

>>936750922
Only right thing you’ve said, Shane

>>936751594
If you think it's dead leave

>>936752099
If you think it’s dead leave

>>936752367
I didn't say that

>>936752389
Well if 4chan has one poster, it’ll be me

Jizzy Josh

>>936753828
Is a pedo spammer

>>936754420
No

Online and open to... let's call it possibilities.

>>936748636
Build a base, Josh

>>936748636
Play Palworld, Josh

lick it and give the nipples a twist

Yes

lick lick the rapper until the pussy pop

pussy fart

>>936755710
I did.

>>936756322
Ok

>>936761509
Good

>>936762471
Very good...