I can't cum if there isn't another man cumming in my ass, I'm straight though

Rugby and Gaelic football are the only sports worth watching.

shit thread

I like football or as the europeans call it, soccer

pussyfree for the BNWO

choli is sound asleep right now

>>936720034
based brooke lover

>>936719604
>>936719994
Sitting on a Sunday watching any sport without buds, brewskies, or a wife making dinner is just sad, David Berkowitz shit

>>936720053
stroking to bbc for brooke

>>936720254

>>936720276

>>936720246
Dumb bitch, great titties

>>936720276
Wild

there's an alternate universe in the multiverse wth a taylor swift snuff film and we're here

>>936720545
and fake

>>936720705
snowbunny

Which one of you ladies wants to goon my shit chute?

>>936720896
This retard >>936720904

>>936720785

>>936720945
gay

>>936720977
shes so HOT

Emma Stone had a bigger fall off than lindsay lohan
she used to be hot as fuck and aged soooo bad

>>936720977
Edge me

>>936721039
No

>>936721009
>>936721080

>>936721117
not recent

>>936721202
>>936721117
it is recent but you're still right
she used to be a 10 and is now a 5
ginger aging i guess

>>936721039
You say that about Emma when this beast exists. >>936721129

>>936721407
she was never hot though
Emma was hot af in 2010

>>936721407

>>936720785
Mckenna needs to become a snow bunny asap

>>936721202
It is

>>936721267
No

>>936720683
how do you picture that going down?

>>936721461

>>936721510

>>936721475
something similar to the shani louk treatment hopefully
or neck snap
or a beheading

OMGosh Nando said Fuck. Naughty Nando.

Absolute fucking bullshit from the FIA giving my boy Oscar a 10 second Penalty. Max is such a whiny bitch.

*That* aside, all in all a good race weekend.

McKenna Grace is a talentless bitch with a crooked back who, much like taytay owes her career to her rich daddy.

I've had to crop her out of soo many pics when she was #blessed to walk the red carpet with Jacob.

She's also under 17 in one of these pics btw.

W-We w-w-went b-b-biking a-a-a-and l-l-l-l-l-lots o-of g-g-gentlemen s-s-stopped us t-t-to g-g-grope V-Vic a-a-and t-t-tell m-me I-I-I-I-I-I shouldn't h-have her...

>>936721549

>>936721680
we need to get leaks of her

>>936721680
>>936721719
>>936721769
Ugly bitches devoid of any discernible talent.

Never change /cel/

>>936721790
don't have to be talented to be a celeb

Huh. They gave him a trophy made out of Legos.

I want it.

>>936721656
T-They s-s-said y-y-y-y-you d-d-dumb a-a-a-a-a-a-a*s a-a-and s-s-spoke o-of b-b-boiling m-me i-in a-a-a-a l-large p-p-pot, t-t-to f-f-feed t-t-their l-lowly m-m-m-mutts, h-hounds a-a-and f-f-field d-d-dogs...

>>936721813
Sad but true anon. Sad but true.

>>936721461
>>936721510
she needs bbc

>>936721863
You need a bullet in your head but that's neither here nor there now is it anon?

>>936721719

>>936721790
the blonde chick isnt a celeb but Gal isnt ugly
you have shit taste?
who's your top 5?

Phoebe Bridgers, folks

>>936721854
again who is your top 5? im guessing they arent very talented either

>>936720928
>>936721362
Love these

>>936721863
honestly suprised it hasn't happened yet

>>936721907

>>936721930
5 little boys rubbing their own feces into their feet.

>>936721950
maybe it has

There's a group of Kenna Kunts over on the chan I call home. They're equally retarded as the ones in this thread.

You want to see a group of incel virgin hebe fuckwits over analyze the bruises on her knees? They're the kind to to it.

Every. Fucking. Photo she posts they frantically project. OMGosh she's fucking that guy. No she's a virgin. Shut up she's a lesbian snowbunny.

Utterly utterly woeful.

>>936721953

>>936721893
>>936721930

I didn't say Gal isn't a celeb I said she's devoid of any discernible talent and is ugly as fuck.

You can have my top three. I'm keeping the other two secret:

Jacob Tremblay.
Noah Schnapp.
Christian Convery.

>>936722003
now that we need to see

>>936721978
My phimosis stretcher just flew across the room and destroyed my TV

>>936722058
the goon dont stop

Here's what we KNOW about McKenna Grace, because it's true of all female (and quite a few male) celebrities: she was preyed upon by jew producers at a young age. It's tragic and horrendous, but it's allowed to keep happening because of the money involved and the fact that people are more concerned about losing the content they consume to self-medicate than the health and safety of children who are sold into slavery to the entertainment industry.

>>936722058
>>936722141
HO-be

>>936722059
ok so you're gay
means your opinon on womens looks means nothing
you're people think beyonce is attractive

Here's what we KNOW about McKenna Grace, because it's true of all female (and quite a few male) celebrities: she was blacked

Meh. Congratulations to Nico on finally breaking his winless streak. Better late than never.

On the topic better late than never: 09:15AM is a little late for breakfast but OMGosh the racing was far too exciting to eat. I'll go whip something up.

Enjoy the inane ramblings from the person who is obsessed with me.

And never forget: McKenna Grace has only been relevant when she was fortunate enough to be on the red carpet in the presence of Jacob Tremblay.


>Toodles Snoodles.

>>936722196
we love sluts like her

>>936722249
prob how she spent her 18th Bday

>>936720863
>>936721362
>>936721613
Fuuuuck

>>936722230
>you're people think beyonce is attractive
>beyonce

I'm almost as offended by the inference that I'd think Beyoncé is attractive as I am your spelling.

Gosh how awful you are.

Toodles,
x

>>936722305
bye

>>936722249
Proof?

>>936722305
love lady bd

>>936722249
You so badly want to be a sub bitch to a black guy. Why don't you just go out and do that instead of pretending to lust after a girl who you clearly want to be? Depraved jew propaganda has done a number on you.

Mirroring is the behavior in which one person subconsciously imitates the gesture, speech pattern, or attitude of another.

>>936722270

>>936722335
i read tea leaves and they told me

>>936722305
and probably tyra banks too

Fuck off, I got laundry to do.

New here, but I know how to make an impression. Thoughts?

>>936722402

>>936722366
my sweet lady bd

>>936722487
Fuck off, I got a Henry Miller office chair to hose down.

>>936722521
Imagine the smell

>>936722389
her little ass…

>>936721362

>>936722599
Imagine calling it Henry Miller. You're not very good at mirroring and impersonating people are ya anon?

Herman Miller. Herman.

I wish this "persona" was witty and clever

Got him

>>936722619
J U G S

>>936722642
Thanks for that. Now we get another two threads of him trying to be witty and funny with his one sentence posts.

All too easy

Bye.

>>936722669
You're welcome. Enjoy the lines of text every 31 seconds.

>>936722610
she’s such goon material

thinkin bout making some mac n cheese

>>936722699
You too, me.

I have this problem where I hate living

fuck off I got dicks to suck

>>936722402
>>936722596
I really love how her inner slut emerged over the years

>>936723059
3-month nutt-coma hit for me that day in 2017

>>936722801
you have to share

Dangerously alone.

>>936723104
Tits or exit

>>936723109
of course!

>>936723232
<(^o^)>

>>936721825
for lil boy bait?

>>936723372
<see wet Brie again
>can't think of new things to say

any dafne

>>936723305
:DD

>>936723458
shame we didn't actually get to see her wet nipples

>>936723467

I am dangerously sad

At least there's-

>>936723467

>>936723546
why couldn't she have been like this back in her community days

>>936723492
Or her wet p... alms

>>936723590
That is a question I still ask myself all the time...

>>936723616
>seeing Alison's meaty pussy
.........i'm dead

>>936723651

BIG LABIA MAJORA

......dangerously leering at children

>>936723735
corly....

>>936723622
>>936722619
>>936722596
Whew

>>936723761

Alone in an empty room

>>936723622
Don't get me wrong she still very hot but she's no longer Prime Alison

Dangerously googling painless suicide methods.

>>936723662
>Alison sitting on my face after I die
I am alive again!

>>936723497
She was always ugly but wow.

For me, it's Rachel Ticotin

>>936723814
>>936723956
I got to have her

>>936723814
Big agree
>>936724009
No, I

Dangerously triggered.

>>936724055
Bet she'd share... though I probably wouldnt

>>936720034
>pussyfree for the BNWO
How racist and hateful of you, the cure is suicide.

>>936724123
So, no spitroasting Alison?

>>936724153
Not for my money. Monogamy is the path.

>>936724172
That would be a waste of her talents. And her cravings

>>936724075
There's a video where Jacob is being interviewed by ABC News for "Take your kids to work day" - the twist being he takes his dad to work with him.

At one point after he's asked a question he sighs, smiles, strokes his neck and says:

>That's a hard one.

Makes me finish every time.

Dangerously ignored.

>>936724222
tough shit. If I'm having her, it's 1v1 or no dice

BIG BLACK COCKS IN BEADY'S BUTT

>>936724153
you can't spit roast Alison who do you think you are the Franco brothers?

>>936724222
>And her cravings
You're both playing make believe, let anon have his fantasy and do your own by yourself, you can't force him into liking your fantasy.

>>936723381
You're weird. Legos are awesome fun.

>>936724289
There's 3 Franco brothers, that'd be a full on gangbang

Worst Brie posters living upto their reputation again.

Dangerously rinsing my plug in the kitchen sink.

>>936724222
>>936724261
actually if it's Alison and her sister, I'm willing to bend the monogamy rule juuuust a little bit

>>936724364
You're welcome, turtle-puffer.

>>936724389
Oh how thoughtful of you anon.

Good god you're beyond woeful.

Dangerously pedophilic when triggered.

>>936724331
I will be honest didn't know there was 3

>>936724405
>turtle-puffer
Explain pls.

>>936724364
>"Why don't you let me dictate all of the fantasies, that is my job, like what I like!"

>>936724408
:)

>>936724425

>>936724435
The usual strategy when I'm here is, of course, to simply ignore their simple incel fantasy musings but they're being ott today.

Or maybe this is how things are here now. I dunno?

>>936724261
But she is a free spirit
>>936724289
>>936724408
Hush, little baby, don't you cry

Dangerously ignored.

>>936724408
You're a whiny fuck anon, people aren't forced to adhere to what you say.
>>936724473
Dude, you are not the arbiter of fantasies, if anon doesn't want to imagine your gross ass spit roasting a woman with him, that is his prerogative.
You are the one being unreasonable.

>>936724454
Eeh I'll choose to remain blissfully ignorant.

>>936724172
>>936723792
Literally doesn't get better

>>936724542
I-I wrote both posts anon.

>>936724473
I'm just imagining going to uro, the female masseuse pops my phimosis cyst, and I suddenly squirt pus across the room like a goonette after a 6 hour session, a HUGE blast of stinky squirt hitting her in the face as well as covering my own penis.

>>936724599
That sounds nice.

>>936724599
please shut up about phimosis that shit is fucking gross

>>936724237
I should clip that actually. Add it to the "special folder"

>>936724592
I'm aware of that, both of my replies to you are speaking in the same direction.
You were acting pissy at anon for not wanting to spitroast a chick with you in his mind, that is just dumb of you.

Dangerously pedophilic when triggered.

>>936724377
I luff her but she really needs a better stylist.

>>936724676
>You were acting pissy at anon for not wanting to spitroast a chick with you in his mind

And you have the temerity to call ME dumb?

Holy heck.

>>936724711
Yes, I am calling you dumb, I'm actively calling you dumb as we speak right now.

>>936724711
Phimosis was GUSHING pus as I told him, had to wear jeans so I wouldn't seep on the doctor's chair.

>>936724806
That sounds awful. Regal us all with more details.

>>936724762
I'm playing with my penis watching a clip from a ABC News interview.

We all have our kinks.

>>936724862
I'm not even turned on, thank you for the unwanted information though.

>>936724831
It's "regale", dumbass.
>>936724862
We use the indefinite article "an" here, dumbass.

its so hot...

>>936724944
So it IS you.

Hi anon!

>>936724961
Shut the fuck up

>>936724961
You don't have AC?

>>936725007
I wasn't gonna say it, but yeah I concur.

>>936724976
Excuse me?

Looking good is all that matters. God bless our society.

>>936725015
I do but its not central ac

>>936725060
Gee whiz, you're boring

>>936725076
Have you tried not being poor?

Lily Chee lost her virginity to the same boy as Meika Wollard.

Lucky bitches.

>>936725076
That's unfortunate.

why is she drinking syrup??

>>936725026
He thinks you're me lol. He ain't the smartest peanut in the turd

>>936725060
>>936725074
lily is hot af

>>936725087
at least i post images. you provide literally nothing

>>936725117
It made you emerge from the shadows.

Dangerously confused.

>>936725156
Whatever you say

Someone used temerity in a sentence. Not the most elegant of summoning spells, but if it works
>>936725094
This is one of the gayest sentences I've read on here in a while. And done subtly, bravo

>>936725156
Stroke me

>>936725189
thank you for proving my point

>>936725094
>Meika Wollard.
Sorry - Meika Woollard. I always get her name wrong.

Meika Woollard and Lily Chee both lost their virginity to the same shota.

>>936725207
Pump my cock for her

>>936725222
lol, okay
nice trips by the way

Dangerously standing alone in the kid's section of Foot Locker.

>>936725207
Meh I thought it was perhaps too subtle. So I went for it again with Snood.

>>936725110
:/ yea. heatwave is only supposed to last another day so thats good.

>>936725229
that one chad fucked vicky justice and ryry

Dangerously schizophrenic.

>>936720246
Post your disc

>>936725271
It'll be good when you die

>>936725295
Fascinating.

>>936725271
I suppose it is. Good luck riding out the heatwave.

>>936725323
C-3Pedo

>>936725368
Star Trek is for geeks.

>>936725271

>>936725385
Wow, that was a stinker.

>>936725244
I would normally send you to reconditioning for that. But because of unfortunate budget cuts, you'll need to do it yourself. Please go get a cage that fits over your head and a bag of rats
>>936725270
Yeah, and that went too far. Just my opinion. Subtle is always better
>>936725271
Ice shower plunge then step in front of a fan. Lasts for at least an hour

>>936725420
>Subtle is always better
I'll dial it back. Take comfort in knowing I'm only here for the duration of the thread.

>>936725310
NO

>>936725418
Sorry Dark Helmet.

>>936724961
Anon, we don't refer to women as "its" anymore

>>936725499
She really deserves bbc

>>936725499
Earn my cum

>>936725418
Being unpleasant to talk to is my only personality trait

>>936725517
She can do what I do. Buy a VPN and set your location to England.

>>936725418
Being unpleasant to talk to is my only personality trait

>>936725349
thank you anon, hope youre doing okay.

>>936725420
a good idea, at the very least i can splash some cold water on my face. nice syd bum.

For the anon who sucked four cocks for Emma, how hard did they cum down your throat? What Emmas were they looking at?

>>936725499
Post more of her tits?

>>936725609
I was sucking my dildos clean

>>936725609

>>936672543 (Dead)
Saturday July 5th @ 10:38AM:

>this will be me later tonight

>>936700142 (Dead)
Saturday July 5th @ 10:22PM

>I did this last night

>>936700564 (Dead)
Saturday July 5th @ 10:33PM

>not as hard as the five guys did

>>936725609
im curious aswell

>>936725453
Always plenty of things to do on a weekend
>>936725578
putting ice in a bowl and having the fan run over it is basically creating a makeshift swamp cooler if you get tired of getting your face wet
>it is a nice bum to go with those tits

>>936725703
Why, you did this whole song and dance yesterday. Here's what you wrote:

>>936725666

>>936725658
You fuck yourself in the ass with your dildos? That's kinda gay anon.

I just like to suck my 5" dildo. It's the perfect size if you know what I mean...

>>936725748

>>936725711
>Always plenty of things to do on a weekend

So true. It's barely 11AM and already today has been full of interesting and exciting things!

>Since when has Sydney been in your, ahem, rotation?

>>936725762
thats not me schizo

>>936725887
Oh do shut up you big faggot and post your homosexual larp cring.

>>936725918
I am a big faggot but that still wasn't me.

Dangerously did that on purpose.

>>936725666
I want more details from the horses mouth
>>936725887
>>936725970
I'd use your face anon...

>>936725918
stfu lerch

>>936725970
Well at least you own your sexual perversion and degenerate lifestyle. There's hope for you yet.

I think you should post the absolute heckin' piss out of her in the next thread.

And if you can incorporate cringe like this?

>>936726048

Why golly gosh all the better.

>>936726061
I have no knowledge of Operation Reinhard and I resent the accusation.

Emmanons came out of the woodworks for the Holy Grail
>>936725882
Been for a couple years. She's got absurd tits and a cute ass. I just don't normally post blondes because of chronic overexposure here and elsewhere. But there's at least one pleasant superfan in this thread currently, so I can make an exception.
>>936725748
Frogfu

>>936726048
are you going to suck mine when im done

>>936726082
stfu lerch

>>936726142
>She's got absurd tits and a cute ass
That she does anon. That she does. And well done you for making an exception.

>Look what I have saved from my old naughty days in, ahem, other threads.

>>936720868
Imagine taking a dump in her mouth, and coming on her face. There would not be much left look forward to sexually in life and you’d devote time to uncover the secrets of the universe.

>>936726188
Just say "built for shota threads".

>>936726220
wizardly advice

>>936726220

>>936726146
I won't stop sucking until your balls are spent

>>936722619
Jesus

>>936726220
I'd pay her to stand in the corner of the room naked while a party's going on, and everyone just ignoring her.

>>936726237
Those threads are simply awful. The quality has deteriorated worse than celeb threads over the years.

On the topic of awful gosh it seems that 1) The Emma fags are awake and

2) This thread has exceeded bump limit before image limit.

>>936726303
Didn't read.

>>936726151
>>936726122

>>936726220
Yup, that's right up there with the hunter schafer and the monkey videographer
>>936726188
Glad you've put such things behind you and this pic can be redeemed. Or at least swapped to different purposes

>>936726278
they're very full anon...thats alot of sucking

>>936726316
So few seldom do. Explains the state of the country. More people need to read for pleasure.

>>936726349
Ooh I haven't visited those threads in a looooong time. You'd be amazed how incredibly easy it is to trigger the people in those threads.

I mean, gosh, you're in a built for shota thread, it shouldn't shock you if someone can write from the perspective of the shota now should it?

Essentially you can juxtapose those threads with any other "built for" thread in which anons post pics of women who have ignored them, women they're too scared to talk to, or women they're obsessed with.

It really is rather tragic.

>>936726356
It is a lot but I think eating your ass could mend the situation some

J-Tard doin' a Beady right now

>>936725060
>>936725074
Is that a knitted bikini? Wouldn't that suck as a bathing suit?

>>936726483
licking my ass and giving me a reach around...yea that might work

>>936726437
Clearly you were supposed to spam Emma until they improved, a la >>936726509. Obviously your loss
>>936726519
She takes it off before getting in the water to keep it intact

>>936726509
I don't drink alcohol, I own my home (well I will once the mortgage is paid), I have a job, I can talk to my colleagues, I can talk to women, and my parents love me.

I also don't have drives under my bed filled with pics of 14 year old girls.

>>936726519
>>936726579
does she?

>>936726579
I see you've noticed that particular anon. Curious fella aint he?

Have these gigantic tits as compensation for his bothersome ways. Quite why they appeal so much to most men is beyond me but such is life.

>>936726618
>>936726639
Crushing dreams anon. I approve
>>936726679
I don't pretend to be a complex person. I'll happily take the evolutionary bait

>>936726718
Complexity is over-rated. Something a particular anon would do well to appreciate when he tries to insert me into his particular ramblings.

Anyway, enough of that silly anon. I hope life is treating you well?

>>936726553
Just look at Emma and pretend it's her tonguing your asshole and jerking your perfect cock, if you want that is, or if it turns you on more you could acknowledge I'm a totally straight guy eating your ass and giving you a reach around

I love lily. I want to make love to her. I want to cum inside her asshole.

>>936726815
I wouldn't have to imagine it was emma..

>>936726805
I cannot complain. They banned that in an executive order the other day I'm pretty sure. But really, work is decent and I'm procrastinating from household cleaning, so all is as it can be. Hopefully you're keeping a straight path. So to speak.
>>936726827
I applaud your tenacity

>>936726827
It's after July 10th 2024. So which of the three do you mean?

Collins, Chee, or the other one

>>936726930
It's Collins. It's always Collins. She's second in line for anal behind Cara, but they're both runners up to Tay as a permanent girlfriend. He's consistent if nothing else

>>936726925
I too love when people repeatedly spam the threads, I think it's a good idea that we encourage this behavior

>>936726509
even bd isnt that gross and boring

>>936726925
Poor Hakeem. Try as he might his grandstanding just can't seem to have any effect. Still it looks good when the inevitable failed Presidential campaign flounders.

Excellent to hear you're doing well. Personally I find household chores to be rewarding on occasion but oh so annoying on others.

(I really must clean the shower later today.)

As for me, nothing much changes

>>936726907
Good, then we can be on the same page and it will be nbd when I line my cock right up against your little, wet hole and thrust

>>936726978
We all have our favorites. However if this is the anon who talked about finding her address and writing to her? I think he may need to dial it back a little.

>>936727081
ugh....fucking pound me daddy

>>936727023
He typically posts pics, it's never more than once a thread and rarely in the same spot. It would take a long time here for anyone to catch on that's the same anon. There are a dozen worse problems
>>936727074
No news is good news in many of the situations we find ourselves discussing. So it goes

A piece of my necrotic foreskin fell off and get stuck in the shower drain

>>936727118
He gives the vibes that he couldn't find the checkout line in a grocery store. She's safe

The Digits Diddler lol

Number Nonce

That weird guy from work everyone whispers about

>>936727142
You'd be getting it so hard for that little brat! Balls-slapping gay sex for Emma.

new
>>936727520
>>936727520
>>936727520

>>936727162
>No news is good news in many of the situations we find ourselves discussing. So it goes

As always your subtly is appreciated.

We find ourselves with a thread that has ended and I've posted what I want to in the new one.

I trust you're attuned to the ebb and flow of these threads to know when I'm actually here and not merely a poor phantom projection from the mind of, well whatever it is that's wrong with that particular anon.

Until the next, whenever it may be!

>>936727768
>I've posted what I want to in the new one.

The revelation that the canuck is now spamming at thirty-second intervals combined with some quite simply awful homosexual roleplay by the emma roberts anon has lured me into the next thread.

God help me.

>>936727425
>Balls-slapping gay sex for Emma.
Just go be gay anon, there is no reason to use celebs as your beard.

>>936728570
Are you new here anon?

Leave. Please. Y-You don't want to know what happens in these threads.

>>936728611
I'm here on and off, but I tend to cringe out on you guys and leave.
At least the type stuttering faggot isn't here today, I hate that attentionfaggot.

>>936728659
>I tend to cringe out on you guys and leave.
Totally understandable.

>At least the type stuttering faggot isn't here today, I hate that attentionfaggot.

He's been here years. Years. You have to admire the consistency. Or wonder what happened to him that made him like this.

>>936728716
>You have to admire the consistency.
No I don't, it's a valid reason for me to hate him more though.
>Or wonder what happened to him that made him like this.
Nah, he just needs to be told to kill himself enough times until he does it.

>>936728756
I think he's beyond the point of caring about such things. Man seems kinda crazy if you ask me.

Then again we're having this conversation in a thread that finished 32 minutes ago and is on page 10 of the catalog.

>>936728825
>Then again we're having this conversation in a thread that finished 32 minutes ago and is on page 10 of the catalog.
Best time for a chat, all the shill and bots have left.
I got him to stop stuttering in one thread by repeatedly telling him that the stutter was fake and that I wouldn't reply to anything he said in it because I considered it a lack of respect on his part since he didn't want to stop being obnoxious to read when he linked people.

>>936728934
>Best time for a chat, all the shill and bots have left.

True but with the thread affected by bump limit it won't be around too long.

>I got him to stop stuttering in one thread

NGL that's impressive. I've never known anyone be able to interrupt his behavior.

>>936728993
>I've never known anyone be able to interrupt his behavior.
You just have to doggedly refuse to accept all of his stutter posts and tell him to type normally before agreeing to reply to anything he says.

>>936729118
I'll be sure to give it a try the next time we're in the same thread and he annoys me.

>>936726978
very funny post. I don't know.