Thread 936724104

Why do people hate handheld computers like the Steam deck or rog ally?

they don't?

>>936724104 (OP)
You send gay porn to eachother faggots

>>936724188
The general public hates handheld computers

>>936724230
The general public hates their smart phones? Interesting

OP is a fag who watches gay porn

>>936724260
lmao, exactly

>>936724230
I have literally never heard this before. The Steam Deck is Valve's most successful hardware product.

This is sex

Would you boys like a cinnamon roll?

>>936724491
Wow compared to the, what, controller?

>>936724260
I don’t mean phones, obviously. I mean handheld computers like Lenovo legion go or rog ally

>>936724686
they also made the Index and the steam link
and the third party steam machines

steam controller 2 soon, deckard soon

>>936724747
I’ll be honest, I didn’t know steam deckard was a thing so thanks for that

>>936724727
>I dont mean phones, I mean hand held computers
So a phone, or are you too young to remember when phones werent hand held computers?

>>936724799
There's also a rumored non-portable console, but that one is not likely, whereas the new controller and headset seem to be in production

Also Half Life 3 is so close you can almost taste it

>>936724811
A device you can play team fortress or counterstrike on

>>936724656
yes.

>>936724998
>a device you can play 20yr old games on
So a phone

>>936725091
Nope, can’t play tf2 or counterstrike on a phone

>>936725167
I mean it's not officially supported but there are ways to do it.
You wouldn't want to do it, though... those games are best played with a mouse and keyboard.

>>936725241
Am I talking to a bot

yes, that’s my fucking point. I am specifically talking about devices that are akin to a steam deck or rog ally or Lenovo legion go or devices like that. Most gamers hate them

>>936724656
I'll eat all of them along with your pussy and ass

Nuri am become Sybian

>>936725290
lmao shut up
they sold like 6 million units
you think complete normies are buying them
nerd gamers buy them to play games in bed or on the plane

>>936725451
about that...

>>936725592
Aw shit. I'll still eat the cinnamon rolls though

>>936725735
lol
fair enough

Niggers keep stealing my shit

I'm going on a long bike ride

I want to be taken care of

I need a mommy to help me prepare for bike ride

I am picking ass hairs from around my anus

>>936724104 (OP)
Don't be a third world country and maybe you'd have access to entertainment, OP

>>936726370
What

>>936725290
Sorry you're too young to realize your phone is a hand held computer

>>936727290
You like 'em young, pedo

So and so? Or such and such?

>>936727290
A smartphone is like a little magic phone that can do lots of things, you can call people, watch videos, play games, and take pictures. It fits in your pocket and has apps like YouTube and games like Minecraft. A handheld computer like a Steam Deck or ROG Ally is like a tiny video game machine that’s super strong. It plays big kid games like the ones on a PlayStation or Xbox. It’s made mostly for gaming, not calling or texting.

>>936724104 (OP)
Because handheld computers are cringe and phones are based and totally not handheld computers.

The amount of people that don’t know the difference between a steam deck and a cell phone is alarming. I see how Trump got into office now

>>936728210
Sound the alarm in this bussy

don't play on mah shell foam

I set off nuclear bombs with my cell phone

>>936728210
>steam deck
What is that?

I'm naturally submissive. I fucking tried to be a man but I am cannot handle conflict, so into the butt it goes. On my knees sucking cock and taking back shots

>>936728482
The steam, the cream

Shane, your brain is fucking fried. You make Nuri look like a genius.

I really want to buy a Steam Deck or some other kind of handheld PC. That would be a much better pick for me then a Switch 2. I mean I own like four switch games, versus 2,300+ steam games.

>>936724104 (OP)
I just don't see the point. There was a brief period in my life when I liked having a gameboy, because I was riding the bus to school. As an adult I can't imagine any scenario where I want to play a game but I wouldn't just sit at my computer. If I'm out in public, I'm not trying to play a game. It's like someone who needs to watch movies on their phone.

>>936724104 (OP)
im either out and about or im sitting at home. i will never be sitting around while out and about thinking "i should put 3 hours into elden ring here in the subway"

>>936728819
The steam deck is the best

>>936729155
>>936729218
Someone never clocked a 2 hour shit at home

>>936729155
But you might. Better to have a steam deck and not need it, than to have a steam deck and not have it.

6 7

Mango

Mustard

>>936724104 (OP)
I dunno what you're talking about, my Steam deck is awesome.

>>936734533
I agree, so why does everyone hate them?

Holy god emprah

oops

>>936729155
I bring mine to friends houses, play split screen games with 4 players or more depending on game, and hook it up to their TV. I can also play games on my own TV. Sure, my chair has ergonomics to sit at my pc for 10 hours, but do I really always want to? No.Theres 2 points that aren't bringing it in public

I love the switch 2

>>936724104 (OP)
Because they don't want to spend 300+ dollars a month on a Netflix subscription to play games on an i
Pad or Xbox Series X or whatever that thing is

>>936743048
What?

>>936724104 (OP)
simply cutting it is more feminine than trooning out girls say :3

>>936743938
You know

I've been eating ass all day

>>936744658
I’m confused

Do you ever see young rich teens out on their boats and driving their pickup trucks? And they're all in shape and look good and are obviously having good sex and will be successful? How do you not envy them and resent them? I didn't get to have a good life

>>936745154
Because I’m not consumed by envy. Sure they’re out on boats and shit but that’s not fun to me. I like playing video games

>>936745234
So they probably got to play all the videogames they wanted on the best TVs and sound systems. They have mindblowing sex too.

>>936724104 (OP)
They don't, but why pay for a limited machine in a world where your watch can wash your asshole?

>>936745399
My watch is also a Sybian machine that fucks my asshole

>>936745302
Shane, this is gonna come as a surprise to you, but most “successful” dudes that are like that don’t play video games and are probably fucking to fill a hole in their chest the size of a basketball

>>936745470
Thats a pretty gay use for a vibrating saddle.

>>936745481
So you're playing video games to fill a big chest pussy?

>>936747566
I’m playing video games because I enjoy gaming in my free time

i think there is a generally hatred of computers, just across the board, but the haptic feedback and the gentle gestures to control it are fun, handhelds are just the computer so not as toy like but more tool like.
haptic feedback can subtle increase someone's heart rate, check out Harley Davidson ev bike that uses haptic feedback on your balls to slow your heart rate not sure it was on purpose because a slow heart rate in a dangerous spot seems like a good way to think slow.

>>936747945
No way that’s true

>>936747970
was there some facet of my comment you wanted to expand on?

>>936748110
The Harley being basically a Sybian lol

>>936747814
AKA filling up that chest pussy

Caught simping, Shane

>>936724656
Sauce? I love gym women

>>936749128
i don't simp nigger

>>936750628
Somebody give me a cool song to listen to

>>936750628
Definitely

Thoughts on Jimmie's Cookies? Are they the Crumbl killer?

>>936725735
you'll still eat the ass, too
man ass

>>936749297
Her twitter is sofiabuffgf, you can find the rest from there

>>936752195
an MtF being listed as an "Organ Donor" is fucking hilarious

>>936724104 (OP)
Aren't modern phones technically handheld computers at this point?

>>936752674
Oh my fucking Christ >>936728108

>>936752403
He's going to donate his church organ, aka bussy

>>936752766
Mini miracle computer

>>936752766
So wait, something is only a computer if you can play games on it? Really? hahahaha.
Seriously. We are going with this now?
Wow. And here i thought it couldn't get any more stupid.
Nowadays a "phone" is nothing more than a simple app on that handheld computer.

>>936752990
A phone (like an iPhone or Android) is a portable, simplified computer that’s mainly designed for calling, texting, taking photos, using apps, and browsing the internet. It’s easy to use and does most things people need daily, social media, Google, GPS, etc. a computer (like a laptop or desktop) is a more powerful, flexible machine made for heavier tasks, like writing long documents, editing videos, programming, gaming, and running complex software. It has a keyboard, a bigger screen, and can handle more than a phone.

>>936753380
I don't need your technical description. It just makes this all the more absurd.

>>936753447
Just trying to help the lesser minded folks see the light

>>936725241
You can attach a mouse and keyboard or even a game controller to a phone.
>>936725290
So you are talking about handheld game consoles, not computers? Even though Switch is one of the best selling consoles of all time?

>>936753380
>A phone (like an iPhone or Android) is a portable, simplified computer
an iPhone is a computer that runs an operating system called iOS
Android is not a computer, it is an operating system
a Samsung Galaxy S25 Edge is a computer that runs the Android operating system
a Pixel 9 Pro is a computer that runs the Android operating system
etc.
it's true that in common parlance, people will say things like "do you have an iPhone or an Android?" but this is an example of metonymy
if you want to be pedantic, nigga, let's be accurately pedantic

>>936753709
Android isn’t an OS, Android is a version of Linux

>>936753699
No, I am specifically talking about rog allies or steam decks or the new Xbox rog ally series x ally x x x, people genuinely have a negative outlook except for the steam fanboys that ride valve’s chode

>>936753721
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, Android/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Android plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Android system made useful by the Android corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by Google.

Many computer users run a modified version of the Android system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Android which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Android system, developed by the Google.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the Android operating system: the whole system is basically Android with Linux added, or Android/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of Android/Linux!

>>936753767
Yes, those are all handheld game consoles rather than general use desktop use computers and handheld game consoles are some of the best selling game consoles of all time, some people, especially hardcore gamers, just don't like generic bullshit that rips off the stuff they like.

>>936728210
Its not that there is 0 difference between those two class of handheld computers, its that they are both types of handheld computers.

>>936729300
>to have a steam deck and not have it.
No that would be miraculous and change physics as we know it, it would probably be the best thing to every happen if you could figure out how to do that.

>>936735752
Same reason people hate gobots and like transformers.

>>936748289
i assume it is weak, might catch a different rider if it was strong.

>>936753380
>writing long documents, editing videos, programming,... and running complex software.
Since when does anyone use any of these >>936728108 to do any of those tasks?

>>936753962
The rog ally is literally a computer. Plug it up to a monitor, Bluetooth mouse and keyboard and it’s a bonafide pc

>>936754167
Except they literally don't come with a real OS, they have some shitty dumbed down mobile OS because they aren't meant to be used for actual computing and desktop software, they are meant for gaming, they are designed to be game consoles, not computers.

>>936754287
The rog ally uses windows

>>936754301
From what I was reading about it, ChimeraOS is the operating system that comes with rog ally.

>>936754405
Buddy, it’s windows. I don’t know what to tell you

>>936724230
see >>936724188

>>936754447
You're a pedophile

>>936754461
Random but also incorrect

>>936754516
proof?

>>936754670
You want me to prove that I’m not a pedophile?

>>936754685
yes

>>936754712
That’s completely false, and I honestly find it offensive that anyone would say that. I’ve never done anything like that, and there’s zero truth to it. If someone actually thinks otherwise, they need to take it up through the right channels, because this feels like harassment. I have no idea how you expect me to prove not being a pedophile. This is defamation.

>>936754768
if i show you a sexy picture you wont be attracted to it?

>>936754823
Unless it’s my boyfriend because I’m gay.

>>936754841
if you're gay you're a pedophile because thats how they make gays

>>936754921
Well that’s incredibly homophobic. Can you input anything relevant to the conversation or are we done here?

>>936754942
i am, pedophile

>>936755025
Whatever. You’re a cockroach to society.

>>936755051
but you're gay and gays are pedophile vermin

>>936755092
proof?

>>936755164
u sed ur gay

>>936755314
proof gays are pedophile vermin?

So, no proof

Maybe Shane was the logfag the whole time. There is only like 4 posters total on 4chan

>>936724104 (OP)
>Too big to comfortable hold in your hand, too small to quickly do intensive computing tasks.
Hmmm... I wonder.
Same reason its only the public grade school kids who are so obsessed with tablet computers.

>>936724104 (OP)
They are designed and marketed for third worlders who can't afford an actual PC

>>936756528
those third worlders get marketed massive lens to make their little pad into a decent tele with roughly the same dimensions as an old crt

>>936756528
See, your pc is great, but let’s meet up at my place and play some left 4 dead. Make sure to haul your pc and monitor and everything when you do

>>936756639
No thanks, I'm not a fag.

>>936756650
Yeah because gaming with the boys is faggy

>>936724104 (OP)
test

>>936756857
pedo

>>936724104 (OP)
I love the deck

Tell me I'm your type, and maybe I'll stick around.

fuck off back to discord, namefags

>>936761019
No one said anything

>>936762452
you just did

boobies with the nipple accessories