Thread 936728207

If you could, would you live the rest of your life in a fully functional holodeck?

Who's ready to pamper me like I deserve?

>>936728207 (OP)
Food, meds and pooper included? Sure.

>>936728207 (OP)
without question, using transporter records to get an accurate picture of troi's sweat, hair, everything, down to the subatomic level

>>936728207 (OP)
maybe for fun but not for life

I got shit to do

omg

xD

>>936730507
>Troi
you misspelled Crusher

>>936730557
she'll be there too

I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious

>>936730557
Wesley?

>>936730606
>>936732801
>the duality of /b/
never change

>>936732801
faggot

>>936728207 (OP)
that's my #1 dream actually
to be completely honest im still alive only because I hope that one day I will be able to live my best life in a holodeck with my wife.
I especially like to dream about us exploring the infinite space together on a personal ship, because that's my #2 dream

Geordi ALMOST got it, but he was a bloody normie corrupted by society, so he sadly refused to live a dream.

>>936728207 (OP)
sure as long as it cleans the gallons of semen off the walls

>>936734035
the computer automatically dematerializes it and uses it as bulk matter for the replicator

>>936728207 (OP)
probably not.
personally, I'd use the holodeck to go watch recreations of classic sports events, or moments in history.
want to watch the 1979 French Grand Prix, from the medical support helicopter? hell yes.
what's it like to be a watcher in the bridge of a Russian ship in tsushima, in 1904?
Stuff like that.

>>936730557
I applaud your taste.
though terrifyingly, Crusher in TNG was younger than I am nowadays. Hell, Picard is now the same age I am. At least I have more hair than he did...

>>936730557
If you think about it logically, Crusher probably had red pussy hair in most if not all of her scenes

>>936734695
>the 1979 French Grand Prix
In context, one of the gayest things I've read here, since 2006

>>936734695
>Crusher in TNG was younger than I am nowadays. Hell, Picard is now the same age I am.
and I thought I was old

When Nog had PTSD and decided to live in the holosuite I thought it was awesome.

>>936734846
in which case, you're just an idiot with no idea what you're talking about , because the multi-lap side-by-side battle of Rene Arnoux and Gilles Villeneuve, the pair of them clashing wheels, going off-track, overtaking and being overtaken in turn during the closing stages of the race is one of the greatest battles in the history of motor racing.

>>936734781
it was the 80's. 50/50 chance, firebush from heaven, or smooth as glass, and being ginger, as pale as a ghost.

>>936728207 (OP)
Only if I was an invalid; however, I didn't like when TV was played during my comas. It'd was like a theatre of the mind I have no agency over - so the holodeck would be a big step up as long as I still have some form of agency within it rather than essentially being an actor.
Humorously though, my first coma I actually thought I was an actor on The Odyssey because that would play on TV at the time. That's a show about a kid in his coma world lol.

Sweet on the outside, wild underneath... intrigued?

>>936728207 (OP)
why would i want to be a housecat forever?

>>936728207 (OP)
COMPUTER! Activate simulation loli paradise 115. Search 21st century Earth's cultural database for prime cunny individuals…filter to include hollywood actors of the time…such as HP1's emma watson and Leon's natalie portman…Programe them to wear sheer lingerie bodyuits and give them a burning desire to please their father figure. COMPUTER! Make it so that i am that father figure and that the only way for them to be satisfied is to use their feet to tease and sexually stimulate me. Computer, redirect all comunication calls except for Priority 1. Disengage safety protocols…BEGIN PROGRAMME!