>had a huge dental abscess that had swollen entire side of face for a week
>get it drained
>get the infected tooth removed a week later
>infection's gone, swelling gradually goes down
>a month later, muscles where the abscess were start intermittently twitching
>fuck.wav
A bit nervous, ngl. Could it be a new infection? The delinquent tooth is long-gone.

Your fortune: Godly Luck

>>936738452 (OP)
That's very interesting, but how did you purple text?

>>936738528
>possible life-threatening happening in my jaw and he wants to know how to make purple text
I need answers, first!

>>936738528

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

>>936738581
My teeth are falling off and I poke them with my tongue to make them hurt more for fun! Stop being a pussy and tell me how to purple text!

>>936738735
THERE'S your purple text.>>936738687
>type 'fortune' in the options box

>>936738951

Your fortune: Bad Luck

>>936738951
>>936739021
It's green! What does that mean?
Ok, OP. This is your destiny:

Your fortune: Good Luck

>>936739106
>the twitching has only stopped temporarily

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>936738951

>>936739106
Looks like you are going to be fine, OP. Isn't that nice?

>>936739171
no, the twitching's back.

Rolling for purple text

Your fortune: Outlook good

>>936739269
Meh... Purple enough...

>>936739269
Pretty sure that's periwinkle.

>>936739262
It's okay. The gods have spoken and they said you're going to be fine. Drink some cold water and stop thinking about it.

>>936738452 (OP)
It's your jaw changing shape to accomodate the missing tooth. You might also experience a bit of an ache in your mandible muscles. This can go on for years after getting a tooth or two removed. Source: missing 7 teeth and saving for full implants.

>>936738951
Their best friend is black, just not a nigger