Thread 936741576

This is the cyberpunk dystopia I have been waiting for. I couldn't be happier.

The shameless sellingout of the Whitehouse to an unrelated corporation
The AI
The Disney/Marvel Shield logo being used in place of an actual government agency logo

It's so perfect.

shut up faggot

>celebrating athletic excellence and competition instead of your made up genders
I voted for this

when are we getting running man with migrants

>>936741578
>celebrating retards punching each other

>>936741576 (OP)
Make it an israeli fighter vs a white-american fighter and do not fucking rig it, we have to settle this.

>>936741576 (OP)
i dont even care enough to look if this is real but just think, people would actually care about all of this if only you hadnt voted in a gay nigger foreign muslim to make daddy mad

the thing about being respectable, once you lose it, its gone. politics in the us have been 3rd world tier since that day and theres no going back

>>936741576 (OP)
>Idiocracy
It's time to apologize to Richard.

looks like Dana White is trumps new bff if he's saying this type of shit

It's not even symmetrical lmao

>>936741578
>UFC
>athletic excellence

trump presidency is for tards like this that think wrestling is real

>>936741586
How is it not atheltic excellence? What do you think athletic excellence is? They could beat your ass with both hands tied behind them.

>>936741576 (OP)
>blue checkmark
>@defense_civil25

>>936741586
UFC isn't WWE

>>936741586
I saw 6 seconds of a single fight and saw a guy fake a punch and the other guy pretend to get punched. It's as real as WWE kek.

>>936741578
Celebrating men in their underpants dry jumping in another

>>936741581
>israeli fighter
Good one.

>>936741589
Yeah WWE is actually entertaining.

they should have illegals fight, winners get to stay

>>936741576 (OP)
>>936741578
The two fighters are gonna be like Muhammed Achmed "Allahu Akbar" Kalashnikomolotov vs Juan Jose "Viva La Raza" Los Santos De la Cruz - or Jamaal "Big Black Dick" D'Jeffersons Jr if Juan is out with an injury.

>>936741586
You would be better off watching WWF wrestling if you're looking to see two White American dudes representing their country.

>>936741594
Rightoid sadism will never be funny. What will be is when Palantirwaffen under order of puppet president Vance get sent out to put chuds in FEMA camps.

>UFC
No thanks. POWERSLAP is the preferred Presidential combat sport in 9 out of 10 cyberpunk dystopias.

not many of you will remember but og ufc was literally the coolest sport to ever exist in the last thousand years. there were effectively no rules and dudes had to fight multiple matches in the same day and they tried all sorts of different types of fighting against each other

once they added rules it became gayer than aids

>>936741597
>subhuman

who writes this shit?

>>936741593
WWE hasnt been good in over two decades.

I AM A REAL AMERICAN
FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN

>>936741601
>OF EVERY MAN
we all know that means white western european man only.

>>936741597
i dream of doing this to every indian "person"

>>936741602
as it should

>>936741597
Super femmy. They should throw their tampons at each other next.

>>936741576 (OP)
>The shameless sellingout of the Whitehouse to an unrelated corporation

Where the hell have you been Soros Jeet?

>>936741598
yeah, but looking back it's obvious how it was set up for Gracie to win. No real serious grapplers were allowed in the UFCs until Gracie stopped competing there.
People forget that Shamrock and other Shooto fighters were glorified pro wrestlers with fixed matches, and then the rest of the fighters were like that one Sumo wrestler who never made it past like the 4th division of Sumo, the boxer with one glove, the countless McDojo practitioners who had 25th degree black belts in Strip Mall Ninjutsu and Garage Karate.

it was neat to see Joe Son get his balls pounded to dust though, or that 115 lbs savate fighter have his soul leave his body after being thrown to the ground.

>>936741607
tl;dr

kino

this shit isnt serious you dumb faggot. its entertainment. yes put a random bunch of retards together in a cage and make them fight. YES. thats what i want. not 30 min of sweaty dick grappling after 6 months of nigger tier back and forth fake drama between the main event "fighters"

its literally more authentic than now since they have weight classes.

>on god fr fr x is the best fighter in the world!
>would he win against (insert random semi-pro fighter 100lbs heavier)?
>hell no he would be destroyed!
>then hes clearly not the best fighter right?

>>936741596
I've no idea what any of that means speak English puto

>>936741576 (OP)
Popular media since at least the 1970s has been predicting that we'll start broadcasting convict deathmatches live on tv for entertainment, but it STILL has not happened.

>>936741576 (OP)
KILL YOURSELF

>>936741597
The guys hands are the size of the other guys head, lol. Holy fuck.

>>936741586
>thinks wrestling is real

literally no one thinks this

>>936741601
>I knew this shit wasn't fake

>>936741608
>this shit isnt serious you dumb faggot
okay well I'm not the one who's mad

you're better off watching sumo wrestling, they don't have weight categories, and matches last like 30 seconds not 30 minutes. Sumo wrestlers often get knocked out or just flat-out fuckin die.

You're right, we should just have a parade and fireworks like we do every year!

>>936741608
>>936741607
desu you both sound like faggots

>>936741615
i do like sumo and have been to matches before

>>936741578
/thread

>>936741576 (OP)
yeah this is way better than all that fat retarded transnigger communism

>>936741576 (OP)
Shut the fuck up libshit lmao

>>936741595
WWF is just trannies and fags now

>>936741592
They had one that was ripped off from the F-16 with some retarded indigenous additions, and then they sold the designs to China which jump-started their jet fighter progra- oh. You meant fighter fighters. Yes, haha, good one indeed

>>936741580
didn't know you were participating

America is 80+ years beyond saving so why should I give a single fuck
America made my brothers and cousins gay
America's chief interest is in exporting the fag mind virus to other countries and it's own people
America watches white people who have worked their whole lives starve while feeding generation upon generation of nigger beast
Oh man America's in trouble? Lmao don't come crying to me, get fucked evil shithole

Reminder that DOGE already killed 300,000 Americans, most of them children
https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/usaid-doge-deaths-children-cuts-7nb83dfkp

Now that Trump has signed the Big Beautiful Bill, it will kill an additional 14,000,000 people
https://www.lacmamembers.com/post/how-the-obbb-could-reshape-the-aca

>>936741576 (OP)
...that's not cyberpunk, you retard...

>>936741625
You are so fucking Russian holy shit

>>936741590
no you didn't

>>936741576 (OP)
Nothing in America is ever moderate or sane, it's always third world extremism. America is spiritually and mentally a third world country.

>>936741627
based. humans cause climate change, think of all the tons of carbon we've saves as a result

>>936741627
Goos lmao

>defense_civil25
Luv blue check marks, tricks idiots.

>>936741578
The right is finally celebrating watching gay men humping each other just after Pride Month? Brave and powerful. This says a lot about our society.

>>936741635
why do leftists always use gay as an insult for anything vaguely masculine? I thought you "people" were against homophobia.

>Trump 2024
The gift that keeps on giving

>>936741576 (OP)
Yes, the totally legit and official government account of "defense_civil25"

>>936741576 (OP)
kek it looks like the poster for a new Purge movie but the plot is clearly an idiocracy prequel
btw I love this shit. I voted for Trump and this is awesome. I'm having an awesome time

>>936741595
Holy fuck i laughed

>>936741636
not him but UFC, especially the BJJ aspect of it, is one of the most homo-erotic spectacles of all time next to like Cirque Du Soleil.

It's a sport where you win by hugging your shirtless opponent longer than he hugs you - or assuming the dominant position between his legs.

If it were boxing, or kickboxing, no one would call it gay.

That shit is all fake

You retards have double digit IQ

>>936741642
Step into the Octagon with me and say that

>>936741576 (OP)
>idiocracy

>>936741642
actually the whitehouse is hosting it

>>936741576 (OP)
Needs an Israeli flag

>>936741641
This, UFC is homosexual Boxing is heterosexual.

>>936741576 (OP)
I fucking hate how senile boomer politicians have access to AI slop only slightly less than the fact that Indians do.

sickening
they get brain damage from this btw

>4th of July
Reminder that currently there are literally 0 (Zero) UFC champions from the United States of America. It might change by next year but it would be embarrassing if it won't.

>>936741610
Unfortunately all the kino game show hosts like Richard Dawson, Monty Hall, and Bob Barker died. Even Jerry Springer is dead. And Regis. I don't wanna watch Drew Carey or Steve Harvey hosting my government sanctioned deathmatches.

>>936741648
best thing to do is kill your grandparents and parents. they are clearly evil and to blame for everything in the world.
also kill all women and chop your dick off, only then will it be a perfect world

>>936741651
Joe Rogan would host it

>>936741578
dudes in speedos rolling around yea this is what miga wants

>>936741586
What do you mean real? I can literally go and watch wrestling matches all the time. Do you mean choreographed? Because obviously it is, but so our action movies and they are still fun to watch Because obviously it is, but so are action movies and they are still fun to watch

>>936741581
Kek that would be the crescendo of clown world, I hope it happens.

>>936741576 (OP)
Just in time for Apple TV's Neuromancer!

>>936741582
>Obama made America non respectable not Trump's antics

Have a cookie, you're delirious. I'm not even a liberal but come the fuck on

>>936741659
>the news never criticized him therefore he was respected
imagine believing this

>>936741660
"the news" criticized him at every opportunity and then some - if you were leftist you could criticize him for continuing Bush's wars and if you were right wing you could criticize him for being Black and Hawaiian.

But at the very least he was the last president to truely carry himself like a president. At the very least like a evening news host where he enunciates words and doesn't lose his temper and is just a professional.

Trump is an emotional slob, Biden was senile, and Hillary would have been doing fortnite dances in the oval office.

Bush had that "aw shucks simple guy next door" persona, but still managed to tone it down and be professional most of the time.

you guys lost, better luck in 2028 :)

>>936741659
Respect is when other countries, especially hostile ones/rivals, dont fuck with you and meet with you on an evening playing field. Its not when gay liberals from western europe like you and post "YAASSS SLAY"

Compare NATO under Obama and to Trump. Compare how Putin reacted in Europe under Obama, Trump, and Biden.

>>936741576 (OP)
Why Americans now pretend their country isn't all about these wasteful spectacles? I swear this make believe version of americans started during the Obongo years, exactly how his government pretended to be diligent and agreeable while drone striking the shit of every single political plant they had that didn't play ball.

>>936741661
>like a president.
>At the very least like a evening news
so like a liar and a phony

remember when this administration put on a whole dog and pony show with a bunch of twitter grifters dancing on camera as they claimed they released all the epstein files and it ended up being a nothingburger list of documents that biden released years ago and after people pointed that out the attorney general claimed they were duped by the FBI and they would release the rest of the files ASAP and then they pretended the entire spectacle ever happened and never brought it up ever again and then the president's closest advisor Elon Musk accused trump of being on the epstein files and the administration said absolutely nothing about that either and the entire population just sorta forgot all of this ever happened

yeah that was weird

>>936741665
>so like a liar and a phony
That's what presidents do, yes.

Trump is also lying to your face.

>>936741666
>still seething that brat kamala and horse cum timmy got BTFO in the election (lost the EC, popular vote, congress majority, and every single swing state)
lol seethe more faggot

>>936741668
>implying i voted

the country is fucked regardless. 15-20 million illegal immigrants are reproducing like rabbits as we speak and every child they pop out are natural born citizens

you aren't voting or deporting your way out of this. sorry!

>>936741576 (OP)
>cyberpunk
It's just Idiocracy

>>936741576 (OP)
I would watch it.

>>936741669
i thought they just patched that in the new update

>>936741627
it will only kill poor crackers dw

>>936741585
This

>>936741669
Yeah those are going away now lol retard

>>936741627
This made up shit is so funny

>>936741595
https://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/14947566/current-all-ufc-champions
Here you go bbcspammerbro

i don't care if it was goku vs superman i would never watch a gay ass UFC fight

>>936741579
>shitting man

>>936741581
israeli would constantly be crying out while landing blows

>>936741639
You're a moron.

>>936741643
no deal but i will consider a hexagon

No, it's jews.

>>936741577
Fpbp

>>936741578
this is what's called mental gymnastics

>>936741639
>>936741576 (OP)
>>936743291
you seem to forget that the President of the United States is a former actor and TV personality. Who has appear on WWE wrestling. Rassling.

>>936743291
why is the snake currently attacking itself?

>>936750519
jej

>>936741576 (OP)
not really

where's my spike Chicken Little?

>>936741576 (OP)
This is the lamest cyberpunk future possible though. Where's my sex robot.

>>936741666
lmao but also what the fuckkk
this place is cooked

>>936741669
>>implying i voted
hey fuck you!!!!
t. voted green party

(this post is a joke I didn't actually waste my vote like that)

>>936741576 (OP)
>>936741578
Republicans again trying oh so hard to prove to everyone how manly and totally not gay they are.

>>936741576 (OP)
>>936741582
>>936741611
>>936741657

A,B,C,D,E,F,...
NUKE!!!!

Too hard to resist, wouldn't you say?