Thread 936749375

Is it strange that I find this attractive?

All hands to their stations!

>>936749375 (OP)
She has great lips too, and does some sexy head movements when she gets frustrated hnng

>>936750159
Warning! Warp core breach imminent!

>>936750454
>>936750528
she was also cute in the film Cube
but time is cruel

>>936750666
That movie's almost 30 years old, Satan. Same as her role in DS9.

>>936749690
Holy fuck, I already had a fetish for noses, then this show came out... So many kittens died.

>>936750822
the only time she gets naked tho it's Quark's head lol

>>936750560
>>936750951

>>936751216
She aged well. Very fuckable MILF

>>936749375 (OP)
I find b'elana much more attractive than her human counterpart. I feel like her klingon side makes her 20 times better in bed. she'd be down for some real pounding

>>936749375 (OP)
It's strange that you're into filthy fucking half-breeds, you blood traitor.

>>936749375 (OP)
If you wouldn’t want to risk complete skeletal shattering in order to mate with one of these females, you’re not a real man.

>>936751701
You have no honor, petaq

>>936751342
>she'd be down for some real pounding
indeed
after their wedding night, Tom Parris shat blood for a week
he was too embarrassed to tell the EMH about the origin of his rectal trauma

>>936749664
Yeah, I never knew I had a sweaty horny Vulcan fetish until I saw this episode. She was in desperate need of a tongue bath.

>>936751750
Based and KlingonMuscleMommyPilled

>>936751327
i'll grant that she looks good for being 67

>>936751342
that spicy klingon latina side

>>936751804
>he was too embarrassed to tell the EMH about the origin of his rectal trauma

As if he needed to

>>936749375 (OP)
Need more dom kira

>>936749664
Tripp was a lucky guy

>>936750896
You say that like it's a bad thing

>>936749690
remember the DS9 episode "Rascals" where a bunch of the characters de-aged to their child selves, including Keiko O'Brien, and Keiko was all mad at O'Brien for not pounding her out in her 10 year old body?
Pepperidge Farm remembers

>>936752184
Keiko sucked the joy out of Star Trek worse than Yoko Ono

>>936752184
Rascals was TNG

>>936752184
Remember how in the alt universe, Kira is the queen dom and bangs everyone?

>>936752184
hahaha keiko sucks so so bad

>>936752259
Bitch was so horny she even tried to fuck the main universe Kira

>>936752308
Main universe Kira wanted to fuck O'Brien so it figures

>>936750282
getting torn to shreds by that Klingon BBC

>>936752344
fun fact: Klingons have 2 cocks

>>936752381
I've got two cocks, one of them is on my body and the other one is in it

>>936752247
>>936752286
Keiko was alright, I don't get why people meme this.

this bitch could get it. Rom must be hung like a horse to get her off Julian's enhanced dong

>>936752257
you're right
i remembered Picard was one of the characters who got de-aged, so i should have known that
>>936752259
yup, i was a teenager when those episodes aired, busted a few good nuts to evil(er) Kira

>>936752458
i hear Bajorans love anal

Member how Tasha's back story included running away from rape squads?

>>936752381
>tfw she picks you over the guy with two dicks

>>936752507
haha hell yeah, what a freak to let data pound her out

>>936752507
You think she ever purposely left out the times they caught her?

>>936752449
her character was kind of a castrating harpy
i think the writers' point was that even in space, wives are still nagging bitches

Sometimes I think this place is totally fine and then there’s a Star Trek thread.

Crusher’s my pick. Honorable mention to Seven of Nine and T’Pol. And also probably a bunch of the slutty girls from TOS.

>>936752608
Totally fucked. Not fine.

>>936752536
I mean, his android dick probably has all sorts of wild vibrating functions and texture capabilities. What if it could detach so she could grab some dick to go?

>>936752608
I loved the Irish episode, I wanked it a few times thinking about giving the lovely ladies in their group some genetic diversity

>>936752504
i hear Cardassians don't give a fuck how Bajorans feel about it when giving it to them
imagine a huge, ridged lizardcock inside a screaming Bajoran girl
and Odo pretending to be a floor lamp watching the whole thing, ostensibly "to understand the solids' behavior," but really to store away in the ol' spank bank

>>936750528
>>936750454
Best Dax

>>936752676
Dukat fucked Kira's mom

>>936752608
Crusher and T'Pol would have worshipped each of Seven's jugs as gods
as they should

>>936752676
He probably chases Kira so hard because he never saw her get Cardassianated, and secretly wants to put her through it

>>936752547
>caught

More like let herself get caught.

>>936752723
kek

>>936752555
Agreed.
Although I did like the episode where keiko's body was taken over by the pah wraith and made Miles reconfigure a whole bunch of shit around the station.

>>936752723
>you know, Major Kira, i can make it any size up to the total mass of my physical form
now i'm thinking about a 2 foot tall Odor tearing Kira apart with a 4 foot dong with the girth of a rolled up Persian room rug

>>936752723
She would probably pin him down and rape him with a strap on. He would fight back at first but quickly start to enjoy it

>>936752664
Yeah, my hope would be I wouldn’t turn into Geordi, replicating girls I want to fuck on the holodeck. The federation has to be filled with guys taking creep shots, creating harems of AI girls.

With all the times Seven of Nine gave Janeway shit, why didn't she just bend her bare borg ass over and give her a good ol fashioned human spanking?

I'm not going to post a pic but you know that episode where Picard is trapped in the elevator with that 13-year-old space loli in the pink yoga pants (along with two other sniveling kids)?
Yeah. That one.

>>936749375 (OP)
Disgiating.

>>936752663
Data must have gotten extra freaky with the Borg Queen

>>936750128
Degenerate.

>>936752993
Aaaaaaand NOW it's officially a /b/ thread.

>>936752902
>The federation has to be filled with guys taking creep shots, creating harems of AI girls.
you know Barkley didn't just make the holodeck Troi stand there and say "i am the goddess of compassion" or whatever the line was
dat nigga got freak nasty on she ass, gnome saiyan?
and he wouldn't even have needed a creepshot for her, i'm sure all of her physical details were in Starfleet's databanks, and even if there were access controls, he was a talented engineer
i just wonder what the holodeck did with all of the cum that would be produced in it; was it just beamed into space?!?!??!

>>936752993
hahaha

>>936752247
I loved her
In a secsual way

>>936753009
Yeah, you know he left that encounter with some serious viruses. Sexual and digital. Drippy Data Dick.

>>936753060
>i just wonder what the holodeck did with all of the cum that would be produced in it
Probably dematerialized it and recycled it through the replicators. Picard was drinking Barclay's jizz every time he ordered some Earl Grey

>>936753060
… the cum was used as protein in replicators.

>>936753060
Probably used as raw material for the replicator, specifically the replicator in Deanna's quarters' kitchenette...

>>936752969
do you know the real life drama between them? Kate Mulgrew fucking HATED Jeri Ryan, to the extent that if they had to film a scene together, she would only be on set for the scenes where they absolutely had to be in the same camera shot
she made Jeri film the rest of the scenes alone, talking to the air as though Kate was there
so Jeri was afraid she was going to be pushed off the show and started sucking and fucking one of the producers to keep her job safe
Kate was fucking livid that they hired a younger, prettier actress with enormous tits and made the captain mentor her character

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>>936753216
Looool

>>936753247
>*Picard takes a sip of tea*
>Barclay... have you been eating more pineapple lately?

>>936753224
I know. It would've made that scene so much hotter. Mulgrew just going to town on Ryan's ass, Ryan struggling to maintain character, tears dripping from both the corners of her eyes and the folds of her pussy.

>>936753247
My fuckin sides

>>936753309
good point

>>936753247
Don't worry captain. Your tea will be ready in a few minutes

>>936749375 (OP)
Klingons (and half-Klingons), ribbed for your pleasure!

"You say you spend 16 to 18 hours a day online, have only online friends, rarely go outside, and even more rarely bathe? I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you, Anon."

>>936753515
Someday she'll find me.

>>936753486
Barclay would absolutely be a foot fetishist

>>936753515
Famke Jensen, innit?

>>936753746
Yeah. She changed me as a young boy watching Goldeneye.

>>936753746
Yep. I am for you, Alrich of Valt.
Imagine a woman like that following you around asking - demanding - that you fuck her.

>>936753515
Was she the alien whos personality would change to be the perfect match for her lover?

>>936753783
>She changed me as a young boy watching Goldeneye
same
>>936753825
>Imagine a woman like that following you around asking - demanding - that you fuck her.
and that's why they'd never make me a Starfleet captain

>>936753925
>and that's why they'd never make me a Starfleet captain

I dunno, if Riker managed it I feel like there's hope for anybody.

Just gonna leave this right chyeaarrrr.

Carry on.

>>936750454
>>936750528
>>936750666
>>936750763
Ezri confirmed only girl worth a damn in trek

>>936753889
Yep.

Glorious and honorable thread!

>>936754436
10/10

>>936754436
Wesley looks more feminine than her

>>936750666
>time is cruel
She looks great to me! I absolutely would!

>>936754436
>>936754592
>Wesley looks more feminine than her
accurate
anyone else follow what hWil hWheaton has been up to since Trek?
he became a walking stereotype
soy face, soy beard, i heckin' love THE SCIENCE, married an older woman and adopted her kids (literally a "my wife's son" situation), i'm heckin' neurodivergent, #BLM #TransRights #LoveTrumpsHate etc.
basically think about what any self-hating, low-T leftist feminist "male" NPC would think or say, and you've got hWil
he is leddit cringe made flesh

>>936754592
Dr. Crusher seems like the kind of doctor who would prescribe her son puberty blockers & estrogen if he said in the first season that he had gender dysphoria.

>>936754874
Thats exactly how I imagined he would be

>>936749375 (OP)

You like to banging heads togethers as mating ritual?