What the sluttiest thing your Wife/Gf has done

>>936762453 (OP)
Shit larp

>>936762488
It was a question. You're about 2 posts too early

>>936762521
Same.

>>936762453 (OP)
Oh boy another LARP thread for male virgins to excite each other sexually, which is tantamount to gay cybersex.

>>936762534
No. I was exactly on time. You're the one who is early. Your logfagesque responses at least have to be in context

>>936762577
Same.

>>936762488
How is your wife/gf doing a shit LARP slutty? Was she LARPing as a hooker? She must have really gotten into the role.

>>936762590
Shit larp

>>936762590
Same.

>>936762597
Same.

>>936762605
Same.

>>936762626
Same.

>>936762597
That isn't OP's wife. Nor did he pretend it was. He just asked a question of other anons. But you're too stupid to understand that

>>936762626
Shame.

>>936762636
Shit larp

>>936762636
That wasn't replying to OP. I was replying to the one who said shit LARP. But you're too stupid to understand that.

>>936762657
Same.

Had sex with me. Fucking whore

>>936762681
Same.

>>936762637
Shamus.

>>936762699
Samus.

>>936762723
Is Metroid's gun fused to his arm, or is it part of his suit?

>>936762723
Shawarma.

>>936762799
Scheherazade.

>>936762834
Shipoopi.

>>936762745
What if Seamus was a grill?

>>936762723
Sub-Zero

Subby

>>936762699
>>936762723
>>936762745
>>936762799
>>936762834
>>936762859
>>936762896
>>936762899
>>936762966
All this effort for a thread you don't like. You must really be upset

>>936763311
Wooks wike somebody's a widdle bit cwaaaankyyyyyyyy! You need a nappy-by, widdle man?

>>936763311
Scorpion

>>936763404
A retard being retarded rather makes my point

>>936763489
Same.

Who is it that controls the jew discord group and why did they target these simple larp threads over the various other borderline pedo threads?
Does the internet jew prefer that to simple story sharing?
What is the discord jews agenda I wonder?

>>936763522
Shit larp.

>>936763522
You're overthinking it. They're just logfags taking a different approach

>>936763311
>ree stop derailing my larp thread reeeeeee
this reminds me of when the community used to decide what's acceptable and what's not, and it's glorious
keep crying coomer kid

>>936763522
>it's da jooz!
Imagine my shock that the coomer is also a polcel

>>936763655
No sequitur. I'm not crying, just mocking the effort you're putting into one thread of 150 that you don't like.
The community used to decide by posting |OC and letting the other stuff wither. But you're too new to know that. You're just like the yellowfags and the logfags - a parvenu

>>936763542
>>936763563
>>936763681
> be me
> gay
> no friends
> no job
> parents are seriously dissapointed
> like the kind of deep dissapointment where they keep you around way longer than they should
> see thread of people larping and having any moderate amount of enjoyment
> can't relate
> throw a tantrum
> heh got em
> realize this doesn't fulfil my life in the slightest
> continue taking my hormones and spending government cheques on hair dye
> wish I could hair-die iykwim
100% true actually happened
got more stories if anyone else is interested?

>>936763806
Same.

>>936763806
>got more stories if anyone else is interested?
This is a slutty gf thread. You need a secrets thread

Its funny that the log poster has to spam his own threads and also spam threads that have nothing to do with him in order to get the attention his family never gave him

>>936763860
This is a slutty gf thread. You need a cry me a river thread

>>936763883
You gonna spam that one too?

>>936763941
Same.

>>936763941
Start a gay faggot thread - he wouldn't spam one of those

>>936763806
wew
got friends, got a job, titillating men with erotic stories while jerking yourself is extremely gay

>>936763985
>got friends, got a job
ESL?

She doesnt know about the sluttiest things she has done. Most of the slutty things she has done are unknown to her.

She has posed for pics for strangers, starred in custom porn videos directed by horny anons, sexted with them (through me) and every single picture she has ever sent me (over 500) have all been shared and jerked off to

and she has no idea

>>936764041
Shit larp

>>936763975
Wym, he'd fit right into that thread

>>936764071
Exactly. He wouldn't spam it, he'd join in

>>936763985
> titillating men with erotic stories while jerking yourself is extremely gay
if you aren't gay why enter the thread?

>>936764041
Same.

>>936764132
An ESL wouldn't recognize shorthand.

>>936764041
>>936764055
if only.

Its 100% true, but go off king

>>936764156
Same.

>>936764153
An ESL would infact respond to the wrong post
Outed

>>936764342
Ok philistine.

>>936764360
Outed

>>936763489
Shit larp.
AATAA

>>936762453 (OP)
Some are from different exes but all away for stories
>fucked in a graveyard
>sucked me off in a movie theatre
>threesome with petite Chinese classmate
>handjob while driving around a subdivision
>(fwb) sending snaps to other hookups while fucking
>golden showers
>plugged in public
>gagging on my cock while getting plugged in a parking lot
>squirting a puddle then licking it up while getting fucked in the ass
Etc

>>936764447
Use a word as advanced in English as philistine in context.

>>936763805
>effort you're putting into one thread
Son, have you heard the Good News™ about our Lord and Savior, teh lulz?

>you don't like.
You have spent way more effort trying to decipher my motivations than I spent doing silly wordplay shit in your precious thread.
Which is now my thread. And I think that's what galls you the most. You love this thread so much and you know you would treat it so well and it would be better off with you.
But this thread has chosen me, and I don't even care. It's my plaything. I will use it, I will throw it away, and it will still love me for it.
Meanwhile, it will never love you.

>>936764567
So many cheap porn scenarios lmaaoooo

>>936764567
Shit larp

>>936763860
Agent Leary, are you still spreading disinfo about the logfag?

>>936764041
Proof?

>>936764468
>>936764447
>>936764360
>>936764342
wtf is this off topic bull shit? go away you dorks

>>936764572
My friend Phil is adult but just turn 18 so Phil is teen.

>>936764645
what kind? this is her, recognize her?

>>936762453 (OP)
sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>>936764671
Philistine

>>936764671
Same.

>>936764671
Nah, fuck your gay larp thread.
This is an act of defiance.
If you don't like it, good.

>>936764697
Same.

>>936764614
Same

>>936764692
>what kind?
The kind where we see her tits but only if they're really small.

>>936762453 (OP)
She loves to take massive shits with a wide open stance, and while making eye contact, as she's pushing the shit out of her ass, she say's 'I like to drop...BOMBS!'.

>>936764720
R E S I S T !
N O • K I N G S !

>>936764752
well you are in luck

>>936764830
More of this fucktoy

>>936765035
yes sir

>>936764830
>>936765093
Thank you! Still bigger than I like but I appreciate you delivering, anon.

>>936765326
I live to serve

>>936765381
Oh they do have a nice shape to them!

>>936765435
I think they are perfect

>>936762453 (OP)
based on the reputation my wife had in highschool, she spent a lot of time going this

Pic related is some random porn whore.

>>936762453 (OP)
She got her brains fucked out by the guy that used to mow our lawn and shovel our driveway growing up

>>936765469
Let’s see her holes spread.

>>936764830
Did the tit stretch marks come from puberty, or childbirth?

>>936765773
Agreed.

tok this pic of my gf

>>936765814
just some typical female weight fluctuation

>>936765773
>>936765814

>>936766019
Now show us her asshole

>>936766111
don't have any pics on this laptop sadly

>>936765469
Her small tits are amazing. They have a great shape and the veins are hot.

>>936766162
really glad you like her

>>936766208
Ever share her with friends? I'd love to make her cum

Married women make the best sluts

>>936766285
nope, she doesnt want to do anything like that...yet

>>936766019
Shame. I was hoping she'd be looser.

>>936766208
Would love to see her in use or with cum on her

>>936766309
Gotta convince her

Do you have any clips or pics of her getting fucked

>>936766496
yeah but nothing in the formats that upload here sadly - other anons might if you post her around haha

>>936766545
How tall is she

>>936766567
around 5'5

I'm the slut in this one.

I used to frequent a truckstop strip club. (It's as bad as it sounds.)
Most of the girls there were pretty bedraggled. A few were obviously meth heads who had almost a full set of teeth between them.
And then there was Sharla. I was in my early 30s and she was pushing 50. Not terrible looking, but definitely getting a bit long in the tooth.
She hadn't quite given up on life yet, but she was wearing thin. I figured she would make a great target.
I picked her for a lap dance. She seemed surprised. She apparently hadn't gotten a request for that in years. She would normally hit the stage later in the evening after most of the patrons were at least a few drinks in.
But I buttered her up. Made her feel special. I kept coming back, at first once a week, then two or three times.
One regular night, I didn't show up at my normal time. Instead I came by just at closing. Sharla was already heading to her car. I pulled up and rolled down the window.
The dejected look on her worn face changed into something resembling a joyous grin.
I asked her if she wanted to go grab a bite to eat.
She eagerly agreed.

We went to McDonald's. She was a cheap date.

We talked. She told me about her life. Divorced, no kids, recovering alcoholic, barely making ends meet as a stripper for the last ten years. Sober for five years and three months.

I told her I thought she was beautiful and that I would like to see her again, not just "on business".

She considered it for a few seconds, then said "Sure!"

We dated for a few weeks. I took her out to Applebee's, Ruby Tuesday, O'Charley's, pleb-tier shit like that.

I bought her a ceramic rabbit thing she saw online. It was only twenty bucks, but she treasured it.

I went to her apartment and started spending nights there. The sex was okay. Getting off is getting off.
She was clean and not too hideous for her age.

Sometimes she'd stay at my place.

Cont'd

>>936767345
One day I told her I was going to go shopping. She asked if she could come with, and I said, "Most times yeah I'd say you could but... Not this time. It's gonna be a surprise."

I gave her my most winning smile, slightly hinting at something really nice.

I called up one of my other girls, a fuck buddy who was probably at least 7/10, maybe a 7.5 after a few beers. I asked if she wanted to come over and fuck.
She's almost always DTF. This day was no different.

After I got off the phone with her, I called up Sharla. "Hey sweet thing. I got a surprise for you! Can you come by at 2?"

"Sure!" she said, elated. When my other girl came over, I made sure to leave the door unlocked and cracked.

At two o'clock, Sharla walked into my apartment to see me railing this twenty something blonde bimbo from behind. I turned around and gave Sharla the most disgusted look and said, "What the fuck? I said to come by at two thirty! Why are you here so early?"

The look of absolute devastation and desolation on her lined face was fucking hilarious.

I was surprised she didn't run. She simply turned and walked out.
"Who the fuck was that?" my fuck buddy asked, more curious and annoyed than angry.
"My landlady. Sorry, I forgot to lock the door!"
I continued fucking her in the ass.

Sharla, I would later find out, went home, making one stop at the liquor store. She bought a bottle of something cheap I'm sure, got completely wasted, then blew her brains out with a .357.

For all intensive purposes, she was a waist of skin, and too week to survive in this doggy dog world.

>be me
>have cuck fetish
>beautiful wife
>doesn't want to fuck other men
>women am i right
>she's a saint though
>plays into my fantasies
>mostly just roleplay and talk
>biggest fantasy is to watch her fuck a friend of mine
>she says no sex but is willing to work with it
>tell friend about it
>we get together and set some boundaries
>only when i'm around
>no actual sex will happen
>other than that we're cool
>really just awkward flirting when we first start hanging out
>hang out more and more
>kisses and hugs instead of hi's now
>hugs turn into ass grabs
>her spot on the couch is next to him now
>have their own blanket
>whispering and rustling
>feel like i'm a guest at their house
>fucking diamonds every time
>their goodbyes take 10 minutes and a lot of tongue
>go fuck like animals cause my wife is another mans girlfriend

>>936767494
Pic of this angel?

>>936767494
Your brain is broken.

had fun in a frat house after we broke up

Her favorite thing in bed is to pretend I'm her real dad and that she's much younger

>>936768137
How much fun?

>>936768338

>>936768395
enough that she went from a girl who never went to frat parties while we were dating to "suah the slut" after a couple of months

>>936768582
Is that u of i?

>>936764567
Adding:
>went on a dinner date with a princess plug in her ass and sc’d a pic to some of her other fuckbuddies
>went for a walk in the park with a different plug in and made her spread her cheeks for me
>stopped by her place in the morning and fucked her throat before work
>made her dress up in the outfit she lost her virginity in and tell me about it while I fucked her
>laid her on the coffee table and fisted her
>got her to share the pic I took of her taking my fist
>got her to change into a slutty outfit and put a buttplug in before leaving her office to come get fucked

Not me because I'm a ugly lonely tool buttt

My best friend's wife used to be known as the blow job queen in college. I know atleast 4 guys she's blown. One of them is mutual friends with my best friend and me.

She never fucked these guys though. They all admit to that. She wouldn't give it up but would suck them dry. Deep throat and would let them cum anywhere they wanted or swallow.

Don't know if best friend knows about it.

>>936768338
tell her to lose weight to make the roleplay more convincing

>>936768582
>"suah the slut"
how so, what happened lol

>>936768338
>she
:-0

>>936771586
She had sex. A lot.

She went on a church womans trip to Las Vegas....

>>936771799

I found this picture on her phone when she got home. She has no idea who took it.

>>936771799
>church
>sin city
k

>>936762453 (OP)
Went to one of the sandals resorts for our honeymoon, wife hooked up with a couple of the guys that lived on the island

picked someone from tinder, fucked him in the car and never spoke to him again. she only knew his name. she's 21 and this happened last year.

she told me she felt bad about herself when she did it, but on the first week of our exchange semester she met someone in the club and went to his home to suck him off lol. and she gave him just a blowjob only because he didn't have a condom to fuck her.
the following week she met me, we became close friends overtime and then started dating.

she's whore who can't control herself, and i love her for it.

She "accidentally" shared her camera while naked for a group of retired men doing an online bible study at her church. She didn't think they were savvy enough to get a picture of it for proof.

Glad I dumped her skanky ass

>>936771748
stories and pics?

>>936762453 (OP)
Me and some friends went to a parent's lakehouse this weekend for the 4th and we all used my gf like a toy

I dont know which of these is the sluttiest?
- Let me piss in her mouth and face
- Let me record videos of that and other stuff
- Sucked my cock on omegle live stream

>>936768582
Cutie. Was she hammered and smashed by fratbros?

>>936773424
So she had a lot of sex. With more than one man. On more than one occasion.

Did an "amateur wife" softcore photoshoot for a men's magazine back in the day. Not much in these days of OF thots, but a major step for her considering her repressed catholic upbringing

Got drunk at a neighbor's pool party after I took the kids home. This got passed around the neighborhood.

Might not be out right slutty but when I was in high school my gf used to walk around her house with no bra on a lot. There were some shirts where you could see her nips whenever she leaned forward and some that were kinda see through. And she'd usually wear these small shorts that really hugged her ass.
I saw her dad checking her out a lot during the 2 years we dated.

>>936774246
with or without the photoshopped head on?

>>936774346
Big tits? Small tits? In between?

When she was in mate middle school / early high-school my wife was basically free use with her small group of nerdy autistic guy friends. One of the boys had parents who both worked late most nights so they would hang out in the basement at his place, smoke weed, play video games, and casually fuck. Apparently it got to the point where she would strip as soon as they got out of school & into the basement, at least if the parents weren't home and she wasn't on her period.

They stopped when she started dating a much older man who didn't like her being a slut like that.

>>936762453 (OP)
We celebrated the the 4th by letting a native guy and black guy fuck my gf

>>936774993
I would call you pathetic, but you just made it all up anyway. Which is kind of more pathetic...

>>936774531
They were kinda small but she wasn't flat. She was 14 when we started dating and her tit's were very perky.

>>936774346
Dated a certified member of the IBTC in highschool.
fucking highschoolers underestimate just how fucking hot tiny tits can be

>>936775078
Not pathetic to be patriotic

>>936775530
Weak bait

>>936775794
What you mean?

>>936775851
Even weaker bait. You should stop now - it's too obvious

>>936775895
Why are you replying if you're not interested

>>936775982
Why are you pretending it's not bait if you've clearly been rumbled?

I would like it to be sloppy seconds but I’ve never brought it up

At 37, my MIL, a teacher, married a 19yo former student she had been "secretly" seeing for at least a couple years. Wife was 11 at time of marriage. She had already worshipped him since she was little and hated her mom for marrying him, felt crazy jealous that he had chosen her mom over her. So my wife devoted herself to winning him away from her—started fucking him when she was 14 and carried on all through her teenage years until she 20 or so and lost interest. He and her mom split up not long after, now he's a born-again Christian with a new family and my MIL is steadily drinking herself to death.

>>936762453 (OP)
Wife fucked her boss' husband. First job out of college in her early 20s, she'd house sit for for her manager and her husband, and look after their dog. One time the husband and wife were out of town separately, he came home early, wife had a glass or two of wine. He made a move and ended up bending her over the couch. He was in his 50s. Only happened that one time.

>>936762453 (OP)
My ex fucked her uncle (moms brother) after he moved in and started paying attention to her.

>>936778158

Damn. How old was she?

had ex hold a framed pic of her and family above her head while on her knees waiting for a load on her face. had her say sorry to them for being such a whore before nutting all over her..then pose after, covered in cum, with the pic in her hands

>>936778158
dated a girl that had the same experience with a foreign exchange student .
there was a 10 year bap between them

>>936778158
My ex fucked her half brother after he moved in with them. They had the same mom but he was from a teenage pregnancy.

>>936778587
>>936778711
She was 17ish when they started but her story changed a few times. He was in his early 40s. He was going through a divorce and moved in with her mom and stepdad.

>>936778833
Different anon but I had an fwb thing with my half sister when she was in high school. It was the best experience of my life.

>>936762453 (OP)
My wife was a virgin and my high school gf. We broke up when I left for college, she stayed home and never dated. We got back together and got married. I told her about the other girls I’d been with and she was a little jealous she never got to experience anyone else. We agreed she could with a safe person and she seduced our 19 year old neighbor. They had an “affair” for close to three years. She broke it off earlier this year.

>>936775530
Underrated post.

Some old dude flashed her right in the face and instead of any other reaction she proceeded to jerk him off right there on the beach

>>936782151
Didn't happen

I am sharing my irl gf

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When I was in hs my gf at the time would blow a 20 something yr old dealer for weed before she got with me. When we both wanted to smoke one time but didn't have any money I told her she could blow him again, it became a regular occurrence. When she got back she'd always be soaking wet so she clearly enjoyed it too. She came back with extra one time too and I asked why and apparently she rimmed him for a bonus, when I asked if she could do it to me she said no.

>>936782502
Didn't happen

>>936782151
I want to believe. Bikini pics?

>>936782169
>>936782598
Like your sex life, incel.

>>936782599
She wasnt wearing bikini that day

>>936782663
Didn't happen

>>936782749
Same

>>936782829
Same.

>>936782663
hahaha

>>936783137
Same.

>>936782749
Shame

>>936762453 (OP)
My wife got arrested for having sex with her high school bf in a car in a parking lot.

>>936784976
Same.

>>936785038
Why are you bumping this thread all day?

>>936782749
Moar. ass pics?

>>936762453 (OP)
Is that icarly

She got drunk and fucked a couple of her coworkers after a party

>>936786568
Shit larp

>>936786704
Sure thing, boss

>>936787100
Same.

When she was at uni she didn’t want to lose her virginity to a stranger so let this guy (my friend) fuck her in the ass instead lol. He also filmed it and we used to laugh at it so much bc she’s clearly not enjoying it

>>936787223
Shit larp

>>936787327
She look like she’s enjoying it to you?

>>936787430
Shit larp

>>936787430
Definitely real. Yup. This proves everything. No way could this be someone else in a different situation.

>>936762453 (OP)
My current gf had sex with her brother when they were in high school and college

>>936789412
Same

>>936789412
Same.

>>936787223
>>936787430
She isnt, but we are.

Took her brothers cock up her arse

>>936789887
Shit larp.

hey there! i'm a 22-year-old girl from the us, a bit on the adventurous side and absolutely love to explore my wild side during flirty chats. one of my favorite things is getting guys fired up while we chat, seeing just how far I can go while having a blast myself. i'm definitely a night owl and crave those fun, spicy conversations! i can be a bit shy in person due to some anxiety, so online fun is where i shine the most! if you're down for some steamy chats, hit me up on 4m - e-s-t-e-e-l-l - i-v-y (just remove the spaces and dashes). i promise i'm genuine and just seeking some fun and flirty vibes!

>>936769325
yup

>>936771586
she was really loved by the brothers of course

>>936774059
she didn't drink that much besides the first night she was there, but i bet she was still having a lot of fun

Not my gf but I participated. Was like 15 or 16 staying at a friends house drinking. His gf calls and wants to come over. She starts to catch up with us on drinking and soon we’re all drunk. They start making out and she reaches in his pants and starts jacking him in front of me. Guess she could see the look on my face cuz she told my friend it wasn’t fair and was rude if they just made me watch. He agrees but says he might get jealous if I had sex or got blown by her. They talk a minute then ask if I’d like to jerk off on her naked body. Obviously yes so she gets undress and I got to whackin. While I’m doing my friend said watching this was getting him to horny to wait and he stood next to me and started going full speed. He actually came first shooting pretty good ropes and her chest. I felt it coming so I got closer and shot mine mostly on her face, covering it. She giggled and said she had to shower. While she was in his shower my friend got the idea that it be funny to jerk in front of the door and try to spray her when she got out. Well he didn’t quite get the timing right and shot his load on the bathroom door. I was able to hold and two seconds after she opened the door I painted her thighs with more cum. She giggled and said”I just took a shower” and got back in the shower. She let us watch her shower this time and we both shot on her again while she was in the shower. Fuck I miss being young.

>>936790966
Same.

Not a larp here. I was fucking a MILF 16 years older than me (in her early 40s, she had a 16 year old daughter) and she loved me saying dirty shit about her daughter while we were fucking, proper degrading shit like "I wish I was fucking your pretty daughter instead of you you ugly whore", and a few times I fucked her while she wore her daughter's discharge covered panties out washbin, and had me stuff em in her mouth at the end, and had me use her daughter's vibrator up her pussy and asshole. Was absolutely amazing, nobody has come close for me since

>>936791376
Same.

wife has like 10 bodies before me, i only had 3. She has had a MFF threeway before which she didn't really like, she said she got all the attention though and the other girl was pissed. She fucked one of my best friends before I started dating her. Sometimes im insecure about it but shes hot af and great at sex so oh well ig. Hate the idea that she blew random dudes from tinder before me. She also told me I wasn't her biggest.

Had Buttsex with my boss

>>936791478
Same.

>>936791600
Shit larp

>>936791813
I wish. I tried anal with the bitch lotsa times and I could never get it in

>>936792223
Same.