Celeb Thread - /Cockroaches like young ladies/ edition.

Honestly? At this point there's no reason to continue with the thread after this post. It's all downhill from here. This is the peak /cel/ thread post.

Everything after this will be awful.

I liked Jamie Bell's movie, "skin", but I just hated all scenes where he keeps fucking that ugly ass fat woman. have you seen that movie?

>>936765936
Kata Mara be like:
oh my god, you fucked an ugly ass fat woman over and over, in that movie "skin"? wow, Jamie Bell. that's amazing. please, let's have sex right now.

>>936781790
>Everything after this will be awful.

You'll love this mr grumpy...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Kobdb37Cwc

If this music video were a person? It would have been old enough to drink legally before I was born.

Might not mean anything to you but I guarantee I just made at least a couple of oldfags feel, well, old.

>>936781848
I've only seen him in four movies.

Billy Elliot
Mister Foe
Jumper
Rocketman

And he was terrible in all of them and the movies were all bad and this ends my TedTalk please don't forget to like and subscribe.

I go get pizza now.

>>936781790
Your dick smells like one of Joey Diaz's dirty gym socks

>>936765936
Kata Mara be like:
oh my god, you larped a sissy, you wore a ballerina costume, AND you fucked an ugly ass fat woman in that movie "skin"? wow, that's amazing. please, let's have sex right now.

>>936781790
>At this point there's no reason to continue with the thread after this post

How do we even know the thread will last. I mean look who made it.

>>936782463
Yuck.

>>936782675
Pride month is over faggot. Don't push it by making us celebrate your mental disabilities.

>>936782167

Lemme tell you somethin’, cocksucka—last Friday, I’m doin' a late spot at The Laugh Lounge, 11:45 p.m., place is packed, right? Good crowd. Good vibe. Then this... this thing rolls in. Not a man. Not a woman. Just... J-Tard.

I’m talkin’ pale, leaky, sittin’ in a chair that smelled like an old mop bucket in a bus terminal. Brother... he had a fuckin’ racecar steerin' wheel in his lap. No car. Just the wheel. Lookin’ around like he’s in Monaco or some shit.

He’s wearin’ a Ric Flair wig that looked like it got chewed up by a ferret and spit out at a pawn shop. And he’s spinnin' in circles in the back of the room goin’ ‘NEEEEOWWWWMMMM’ like a five-year-old who drank NyQuil and gasoline.

I’m tryna do a bit about bein' in prison, and this mutant’s yellin' ‘REAL MEN WATCH FORMULA ONE!’ at full volume like he’s callin' a fuckin' horse race.

THEN—AND I SWEAR ON UNCLE JUNIOR’S GHOST—he whips out a butt plug mid-show, and this thing's covered in shit. He starts braggin’ about his ‘Herman Miller lumbar support’ while his infected dick's leakin’ onto the carpet like a busted bag of soup. Club owner comes out with a mop and a look in his eye like he just saw God fart.

You don’t understand. The smell hit me like a Vietnam flashback. I had to stop my set. I said ‘Get him outta here before he fuses to the fuckin’ floor.’ Security didn’t even touch him. They just put a trail of season one Drake and Josh DVDs out the front door like bait.

He left spinnin'. Like a haunted desk chair on rollerblades. Screaming somethin' about how men with chins are ‘part of the Deep State.’ I said, ‘Bro, your mother should’ve swallowed you and saved us all a dry cleaning bill.

>>936782712
Look in the mirror, lmao at calling anyone gay for not fancing that troll.

good evening lads

>>936783012
Delete this and try again. Use English next time. Take creative writing tips from this bundle of joy >>936782742

>>936782463
She looks like she'd have really good poop

>>936783061
Golly you're in a bad mood today.

>>936783204
I'm from the future. Tomorrow I'm being forced to watch Jurassic World Rebirth. The trauma has traveled back through time.

To make things worse nonce posting is starting. I go now. Fuckity bye.

One of J-Tard's personas making him watch a cam rip of Jurassic World Rebirth

>>936783469
So he can complain about it on /tv/

>>936783398
Zoe is a hottie and Rebirth is the best Jurassic since 1997.

Visit /tv/ based on anons post above.

Eleven hour thread with Prime Hermione as the op image.

Never change /tv/

>>936783469
Maybe he's going to see it with his dad? The poor old bastard has no idea his son is a degenerate monster.

>>936783941

>"Hey dad. This weekend? Yeah, I got plans. Gonna have some friends over to watch F1... maybe order a pizza. Their names? Ehhhh... Babs... and Choli. What? Nothing's wrong. No, I'm not crying."

>>936783082
Anya would have great poops too if she actually pooped alas thanks to her advanced ayyylium biology she has no need for such primitive functions.

turkey sammy with cheese n some chips :3

>>936784672
nobody asked you.

>>936784699
Sounds nice. Enjoy.

>>936784672
They still poop because pooping is fun

>>936784763
:DD thank ya.

>>936783354
I want to taste that navel

>>936784773
Imagine not ever having to poop but being able to poop whenever you wanted.

That would be my choice of super power if I ever found a genie. Flying is overrated.

Thread is 55 mins old so he can't delete. Makes sense

>>936783941
You'd be surprised

>>936782078
>>936781790
Fuck you're a right miserable cunt aren't ya? kek

hows everyones evening going

>>936784284

>>936786250
not bad, how about yourself?

>>936786345
pretty bored but i can't complain y'know

>>936786403
>pretty bored
Imagine how bored this guy must be, and give thanks your life isn't that bad.

>>936736632
>>936736632
>>936736632

>>936786482
whut

>>936786250
Fine enough. Better question, how did last night go?
>>936786511
Nice necklace

>>936786557
uhmmm....messy

>>936786532
He's been doing it for over a month. Not sure if he does it every day because I have better things to but yeah. most days when the threads are over he makes a cum related post every hour.

That thread finished 19 hours ago. One cum post roughly every 45 mins.

>>936786656
Finally a good looking woman when I gotta bounce.

Every time.

>blocks your path

>>936786639
very odd, even for cel standards.

>>936786831
oops

>>936786618
Perfect. Lessons learned really well. Happy to help
>>936786656
That is a rather good picture of her

>>936786844
It really is.

>>936786741
you've been bouncing for about 14 years

>>936786860
>claps your cheeks

>>936786860
>>936786934
She's a size queen. That's gonna hurt

>>936786656
Lady with the umbrella taking a pic of what a modern woman looks like.

>>936786860
>M'am I would like to go to my room and resign for the night, please move out of my path. This is your one and only warning.
Easy. You don't gotta over complicate things.

>>936786996
>not so fast chud

nuff siad

>>936787043
>*Goes down to the front desks and alerts the proper authorities.*
That's the one, there she is! That's the one that blocked my path and tried to lure me into her room!

>>936786960
i feel bad for the guy who has to fuck her after tygas through

>>936786874
:3 it definitely made it more rewarding

>>936787043
>>936787176
>>936787286
>>936787341
not celebs

I want to cum inside lily's asshole. I love her.

>>936787216
Maybe that's why there's THAT saying
>>936787341
We should make that happen more often for you then

>Want to have a nap.
>Have to have a shower/perform my evening routine before I can.
Would not be having this problem is we returned to prokaryote. But yeah go ahead and tell me how we're living in the greatest age.

>>936787539
Why are you pretending you shower?

New fappening when?

I'll be stroking my penis in this thread so make it a hot one.

>>936787568
The two people between your post and mine are way fucking worse.

>>936787374
she was such a cutie

I wonder if bacteria have hot chick versions like Livvy and it makes em multiply faster. She'd be a cute bacteria without a doubt.

>>936787643
They do. So do molecules and light waves.

is that the real cb or bd

>>936787732
Thanks Huygens.

>>936787479
yes...yes we should

it me

>>936787633
i hate how 'streamlined' the idea of female beauty has become.
zoomettes btfo

>He still thinks I stroke my P word on the weekdays.
Welcome newfriend, pick up your Welcome to /cel/ pamphlet on your way in.

PS: Gonna shower then foot soak cheers.

>>936787732
Unfff, light wave Livvy... spending all day racing each other to see who's the fastest, bouncing off walls and getting into people's eyes and whatnot. Dream come true.

>>936787813
yeah you can find beautiful women with all different kinds of looks

>>936787789
oh, welcome back

>>936787879

>>936787910
Amazing

>>936787910
tyty

>>936788018
beautiful petite slut

>>936788073
surprised you're here on a monday and not friday.

>>936787374
i loved her to pieces, but what the hell is this picture? lol

>>936787781
Glad we're in agreement. Will be fun to see what else we can find ourselves agreeing on

>>936788086
you just want her on a leash, don't you?

>>936788260
what can i say? she looks good on all fours.

>>936788229
maybe you should also try to wash your lizard sometimes, anon

>>936788316

>>936788216
well i'm here on fridays too

>>936788316

>>936788316
i wanna make out with and fuck that face

Do you wanna try to end your broad. Get the black strings. With the stripes. Round. No tip. And putting them on backwords then forwards will get you out of white knots.

>>936788453
grab a shovel, i guess

I fear I will never see G's bare tits.
Why even live?

>>936782675

>>936788574
Well this is amazing

>>936788450
Underrated

>>936788409
is that true?

>>936788450
nice and petite

>>936788450
She did nudes?

>>936788637

>>936788650
of course! i'm here quite frequently. especially when i need to nut

>>936788316
>>936788680
imagine the lsd trips

>>936788634
<3

>>936788680
classic cute

ALLISON

>>936788754
That's the problem with full mouths. They get empty again

>>936788680
Beauty queen

>>936788806

>>936788632
So tight

>>936781790
i did have theory about the show.

>>936788865
wonderful thighs

>>936788754
i always seem to just miss you posting I guess :p

>>936788877
such a doll

>>936788909
mrs. maisel theory? may i read it?

>>936788895
Yeah, and despite all the noise from her, she gives off down for anything vibes

>>936788844
easily fixed i assume

>>936788928
a shame cause i'm enjoying her

>>936788574
>>936788895
God DAMN

>>936788928
damn, she is nice

>>936788574
surprisingly nice feet

>>936788924
mogs

>>936788960
But she isn't entirely smooth.

>>936788560

>>936789072
hey, um...i'mma...i'mma need you to say more

>>936788994
But that's the same concern. It would just get hard again after. You'd be stuck in a loop of getting your mouth filled then knowing you were about to get your mouth filled again.

>>936789152
She has more holes.

>>936788994
enjoy her some more. please.

>>936789179
sounds fine to me (:

found another Roberts fan on grindr
this will be me on thursday night

>>936789217
i'm enjoying her quite a lot atm

>>936789236
thats fucking hot

>>936788960
My Mrs. maisel theory is that what we see is all in her head. in reality, she works at a club of some kind that why there are nude scenes

I feel like the guy who's phone died and now all the sudden he's better than everyone else who's still on their phone.

Y'all really gooning in here, SERIOUSLY?
Yikes. Not for me, that stuff ain't for me man.

>*Checks to see if phone suddenly regenerated any charge.*

>>936789260
do you want something to fill that mouth while you do? or not tonight?

>>936789221
Gonna have to move you into a spare room for efficiency

>>936789199
oooooh, ok
i thought you had inside info on a tasteful landing strip or something

>>936789236
i'm not jealous

>>936789316
>final shot of the show
>maisel's on stage dazzling the world
>camera pans back
>snow falling in hawaii? what?
>oh no
>oh...oh god, no!
>maisel stares into snowglobe as sad doctors slowly shake their heads

Who is he talking to?

>>936789336
i think i'm too close to do that rn haha
>>936789352
hook me up to an iv and i'll never leave

>>936789367
Consistent fuzz maybe.

>>936789236
Are you able to find them so easily?

>>936788966
>down for anything vibes
Not genocide

>>936789434
fair enough. being close for hannah is a very good thing

>>936789446
She's British and hasn't gotten her tits out. She's got a bush
>>936789434
Buy a bigger desk, call under it your new home

I forgot your picture of jonathan frakes yesterday so have a bonus brent spiner

Was talking to your mother last night when I was whispering in her ear while prone boning her.

>>936789498
verrrry close
>>936789502
fuck, thats hot

need some better girls like jj

>>936789474
I just get chatting to them. Then I steer the subject to all things celebrity. Then I steer the subject to hot female celebs that they've wanked to, etc.

>>936789583
tell me when you blow your load please..

>>936789583
You just get a tap by foot when it's time again. Maybe a "good job" when it's done

>>936789609
Cool. How much cum did you swallow the other night?

>>936789333
>>936789434
>>936789446
>>936789625

>>936789625
loving that ass

>>936789625
maybe two more pics.. will you tell what i need to hear?

>>936789663
"thanks bitch" is more appropriate

>>936789367
final shot of the show, we would find she has been daydreaming on the job at the club

>>936789446
>me wandering through the field

>>936789541
i just remembered there's this really cute blonde lady who flew the ship sometimes but i don't think she ever spoke

>>936789557
>prone boning her
at least he chose best position

>>936789502
We need more vacation pictures.

>>936789728
of course, just tell me when you're about to and ill tell you what you need to hear.

>>936789728
Thanks bitch, I'll make sure that's noted down.
>If anon doesn't, I'll cover (for) you
>>936789759
Very true. But it's Maisie, so I'm doubtful

>>936789733
it would explain why lenny bruce was so good looking in the series

>>936789739
>>936789805

>>936789786
next pic please :)

>>936789841
goodboy, blow your load and eat it for hannah...

>>936789739
I'd love to take credit but it was her choice, she just loves a sensual man like that.

>>936789840
cowgirl may-z
>sigh

>>936789664
sadly I didn't take a measuring jug with me
one of them couldn't cum as he was doing too much poppers but I'll be contacting him again as he had a good sized, veiny cock and he's a big fan of her in Wild Child

>>936789889
Is there a SDXL lora for Hannah yet? Shes up there near Jordyn Jones level

>>936789889
thank you, her smile really helped convince me
>>936789805
and thanks for being on standby. it really takes a village

>>936789889
You've clearly met the Chicagoan too. Based of you to help him
>>936789840
You need to attach a cowgirl joke with that one. I KNOW you have a great one

>>936789932

>>936790011
Of course, fellow ancient one

>>936790016
once or twice

>>936790011
you're more than welcome. I hope you enjoyed the treat.

There is such thing as too many options.

You guys ever been to the shampoo isle lately?
Like what's the deal with that am I right?

I look for the first thing that has 'shampoo' on it and that's what I pick.

>>936790165
every creamy drop. time to make a real dinner tho, enjoy your night

>>936790192
this is why you're going bald

>>936790042
aw, wholesome

>>936790125
reese from malcolm in the middle?

>>936790218
you too. enjoy. hope to catch you again sometime.

>>936790165
I'm sure he'll be more then happy to....help you next time.

>>936790247

>>936790192
just go on amazon and see what girls are buying, they know good shampoo

>>936790192
I haven't used shampoo in years

is this northy or troy spamming cats

>>936789952
Sounds like a hot time, I've never done anything of the sort or done poppers.

>>936790354

>>936790280
ok i know that pic reminds me of a famous photo but i can't quite...

>>936790297
Actually good advice tho. What the hell do I know about shampoo I'm bald and I torture people who have hair.

>>936790311
Please don't tell me you use centipede jelly.

>>936790378

>>936790393
Kill yourself

>>936790393
all us hair-havers hate you

>>936790462

>>936790272
i've had the pleasure of experiencing that before...

>>936790512

>>936790535

>>936790016
>>936790247
Doggy

>>936789837
Yeah, also think she is whoreing as well

>>936790553

>>936790569

>>936790495
That makes one of us. My doing, to his frustration. More fun that way
>>936790576
>Cute little guy
I mean... Yeah, till her knees have it

>>936790553
too cute, man!
you're killin' me maaan!

>>936790576
see above response

>>936790596
;_;

>>936790636
he can get really horny sometimes

>>936790632

>>936790689

>>936790685
Perfect time for you to take full advantage

>>936790772
>>936790772
>>936790772

>>936790393
I don't know what centipede jelly is. I just use water and rub olive oil infused with lavender and rosemary in every once in a while.

>>936790357
think about how many guys fap over their favourite celebrity slut on a daily basis, there's plenty of guys out there who want their cock sucking for them, you've just got to put in some work finding them
poppers are great for when you're just about to cum, but if you do them too much they give you a big fat soft-on and you won't be cumming that day
that guy was doing them from the moment I started sucking him off for Emma

cum

Well now now mama what if I don’t give any to meet myself are there more earths where I don’t have to meet myself

cum

cum

cum

jizz

>>936790271
Pedo