Celeb Thread - /Maybe you should run right back to her/ edition.
Official thread soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=If4-ckGcr0c&list=RDIf4-ckGcr0c
>run back to a person that didn't have a first chance
Jej
>>936790772 (OP)epileptic bros do not click!!
>>936790685>Perfect time for you to take full advantageim already hard enough anon
>>936790859You are having problem??
>>936790862then that's just further proof it's the right time to imagine taking complete control. He obviously needed it those past times.
>>936790968I needed it too ...
>>936790948i thought her character on the arrow was bad
>>936791057Of course you did. You had your own neediness that had to be filled. You were practically told to hold that head down.
>>936791197and many other things
You're no longer here.
The days turn to years.
You know you are in my heart,
but the miles keep us apart.
>>936791117Indifferent, I like some of her music but I don't find her particularly attractive. But that goes for all bongs save for Belle Delphine of course.
>>936791244belle is african
REMEMBER ME!? (Test test test test test)
Do celebrities ever lurk or post in these threads?
>>936791243Definitely. And you imagined doing them all. And of course it felt so hot doing what you were told
>>936791334hi i'm taylor swift nice to meet you don't tell travis tee hee
>>936791307>Born: October 23, 1999 (age 25 years), Cape Town, South AfricaWHAT?!
I LOVE African women now!
>This is what the average Afrikan PoC looks like.
Sheeeeeeeeesh. Suddenly open borders doesn't seem so bad...
>>936791648ridiculously beautiful
>>936791533makes sense. Which means you're just getting harder and harder right now imagining doing what you're told
>>936791767literally rock hard
>>936791987so pale and bright
i gotta wear shades
>>936791699She cakes on makeup. It isn't real. But her butthole does look very good. If she ever does scat it would be pretty sweet.
>She cakes on makeup. It isn't real.
Yeah and she cakes her skin over her skeleton.
Have some coitus you fucking nerd bich basterd.
>>936791925then i could hardly be cruel. Best tell you what to do. You're going to imagine his mouth used and yours. And you're going to stay like that until you can't handle it anymore and finish to the idea of two full mouths at the exact same time
>>936792136Imagine the parts that don't get any sun.
>>936792160fucking kill yourself, dumbass fucking loser
>>936792263wabbit in a snowstorm
>truthposting about belle and by proxy other cakeup artists
>immediate kvetching
kek
Evening routine finished.
Drank my protein drank that I bought for some reason.
Laundry's in the wash.
Give me one good reason that I don't deserve a feet soak.
That's what I thought.
>>936792405Good answer. So full in your fantasy of it I'll bet.
>>936792552me: may-z wh-
may-z: i don't know! i woke up like this!
>Drank my protein drank
Look at me I got that ye olde' southern drawl about me already. Shucks!
Pass me some a that drank Cleetus!
>>936792730She'll wake up pregnant.
Take it easy bob you gotta kill me this often
Aaaaaah it's that time of night.
The time where the regulars spam their one celeb they've been spamming for months on end and the bots are fired up and humming gently under the moonlight.
Enjoy your 12 hour thread.
>>936792812well yeah, that's a given
>>936792720it feels too fucking good
I mean that's what celeb threads are
>>936793057Of course it is. I have to head off now, and you're going to stay on that too fucking good edge of imagining helping and being helped until you have to finish. And when you do, well, you remember those instructions he always needs. Good luck!
>>936793345jesus christ...okay anon. I will
>>936793174the glasses stay on during
>>936793492Maybe she won't even see what's coming though.
can you guys please tell choli not to fight the tornado thats close to him
>>936793566i hope he dies
and if you would call me your sweetheart Iโd BUT THE SHIT THAT IโVE DONE WITH THE SMOKE OF A GUN
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:D
>>936793550i'll describe it to her
>>936793566aww ;_;
>>936793953hes gonna get hurt!
>>936793916DONT DO IT CHOLI
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>>936794166imagine me just limping my way menacingly at that tornado. he'd be so scared he'd evacuate the area immediately
>>936794550My (future) bride. ;_;
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choli fighting
>>936794309I do NOT think thats how tornados work!!!
>>936794145comfy sweater
my kryptonite
>>936794166>>936794309hey! you stay away from that 'nado
don't make me roll up a paper and whap you with it
>>936793432slurp those cummies
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>>936794671has anybody ever tried to fight a tornado tho? you never know what the outcome may be if it's never been tried
>>936794698that tornado won't know what hit it
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>>936795337My (future) side piece. ;_;
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don't make me start cody rhodes posting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxpqvu__Szo
CODY FRICKIN RHODES
mount rushmore is ric flair, bret hart, stone cold steve austin and hulk hogan
it's not what i think, it's what i know.
simple as.
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>bret fart
>>936794901no! that's bad!
>whap!
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>>936796272i'm undeterred. you're going to have to bust out the spray bottle and start spraying me with water.
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MAYA FRICKIN HIGA
>>936796471fine! i'm gonna do that while also flapping a plastic shopping bag at you!
>>936791447waow ms swift pls com 2 dehli i rape you very much
>>936796566breakin out the big guns huh? now we're talkin
choli getting sucked off by a tornado
>>936796713What a angel. ; . ;
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but the tornado is actually maya higa
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY
>>936796643no bobs and vagene for you, gandu
>>936796697yeah, that's right
you better learn
also, ha! my captcha is ATY48
aty48
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>>936796825fuk u bastard benchod bitch son of whore
now send xboxk gift card
>>936796825>my captcha is ATY48HOOOOOOOOLY based
heres another new aty for you kek
aty48
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>>936796865bring sister front of me, son of an owl
hep hep hep!
>>936796924cry havoc and let slip the otters of war
>>936796944so sweet
>>936796985; ___________ \
>>936797166Heckin CHEEKY!
>>936794901>has anybody ever tried to fight a tornado tho?Plenty of people. They even made two movies about it
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why is beady replying to a botposter
Bot posters are people who post celebs and don't reply.
If he's replying he's not a bot poster.
And don't pretend like you didn't know that.
>>936797403>beady is a complete retard that doesn't abide by any set of standardswhoa big think there, brittlebones! can't wait for you to discover the unique wetness of water!
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>>936797381my pup is sleepin' next to me and every once in a while her paw twitches and smacks my leg
No actual broad can even do the disgusting shit she did
so i guess i'm a bot poster
>>936797466I want her to feed me my own cum
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>>936797447you're always changing your rules and definitions
>>936797468hope you're having a lovely time :3
can tell there's people here who don't know what bot means
it's short for robot
in other words if you bleed, breathe air, cum etc you can't be a bot
trying to explain things here is like talking to a brick wall
we have to just accept that people refuse to learn and will only double down in their own ignorance
Sure things champ, you can believe whatever mmm spammer you want, the definiton has never changed, you guys just like to pretend it doesn because it makes it easier for you guys to complain about me. You have to make it seem like my rules change because my rules as they make perfect sense and so you muddy the waters by making up your own version and pretending that's how it is.
tl;dr: Sure thing bro, whatever you wanna believe but you're not worth my time trying to convince you.
>>936797746what if someone made a robot full of blood and piss and cum?
Babs makes me.......
Touch Myself.......
People who post celebs and don't reply has been what it's been since day one.
People who are lewd and don't post celebs are mmm posters and it's been that way since day one.
If you're posting celebs you can't be an mmm poster.
If you're replying you can't be a bot poster.
bd you just described the exact thing you do.
beady acting like he doesn't flip out and spam when he sees other people having a good time will always be funny as fuck
What the hell?!? Theyโre discontinuing the Jersey Milk bar? This should be a national crime!! Canadians cannot stand for this!
Crazy how Brocky understood not to feed the hordes of spammers when talking with CB. So he understands the concept, he just likes to complain why I argue for it.
Feeding mmm spammers is amazing... except when I'm feeding CB... damn talk about contradictory.
So he knows feeding spammers is bad yet he wants to bitch and moan about me every night when I say feeding spammers is bad.
wild to see beady actually post a celeb instead of some literally who instathot or his favourite pedobait pornstar
at this rate in a hundred years he'll have developed into a productive /cel/ poster!
Mmm spamming is fantastic!
... except when I'm trying to be lewd!
Then it's time to stop feeding the spammers!
Once the bad stuff starts affecting me that's when it has to stop, but once I'm not lewd I'll continue to ruin the thread by feeding the bears.
Amazing.
Hypocrite.
im not bitching and moaning lmao. thats you lil gup
>>936798315Don't mind if I do
>>936798457they're arguin' again
gotta post cute under the radar
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>>936798549yeh, like dat
fly low, keep cute
Was the anon who was sucking cock for Emma Roberts also sucking on cum filled balls for her?
>>936797742missed your reply in all the silliness <3 im doing good ^^ dw.
>>936798779yeah, no, that's dangerous
if may-z looked up at me like that, it'd be over
i'd have no will of my own
>>936798823glad to know it <3
you're a good egg
>>936798867She's got a big head, which is also what she likes.
>>936798530squirtin' nutt all over Katt
>>936798964can she give as good as she gets?
>>936798979ya got me again! that kitty's too freakin' adorable
>>936799020howdy
>>936799062She can stretch well.
>>936799062still soooo sleepy
>>936799090after a strenuous seven innings
>>936799195saaaaame
i'm gonna get in bed soon
do they really call gloves "handshoes" in germany babs. can you confirm
in germany they call shitting in your wife's mouth 'normal sex'.
>Maybe you should run right back to her
i am so far down everything looks up to me.