Thread 936793718 - /b/ [Archived: 486 hours ago]

Anonymous

7/8/2025, 3:07:24 AM No.936793718

md5: 35f1a8fc19e850b5995e9a1b067651b4🔍

>crossing the street
>went to eat silicon pizza
>the pizza was nice and crusty like the crusty crab restaurant IRL but the opposite
>put garlic instead of salt and literally garlic tastes like salt
>had a diet good o soda and it was great
>mfw

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Anonymous

7/8/2025, 3:12:03 AM No.936793908

>>936793718 (OP)
>worked
>picked up kids
>came home
>kissed the wife
>cooked the dinner they all like
>did the dishes
>put the kids to bed
>wife asks what's wrong
>tell her "nothing, baby. I'm just tired"
>ate an entire bottle of muscle relaxers
>getting sleepy
>have no intention to wake up tomorrow

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Anonymous

7/8/2025, 3:22:09 AM No.936794311

>>936793908
What a story