>go to a new korean style coffee shop
>see this barista
>he takes your order in broken english
>sounds like he asked if you wanted something that is not on the menu

YOUR RESPONSE?

>>936793726 (OP)
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>936793891
he calls you a fatty

>>936793726 (OP)
Wait for my coffee.

>>936794605
this

>>936793726 (OP)
ask if I can pick him up by his skull and violently shake him from side to side until his bones snap and crackle