Thread 936799253

Celeb Thread - /Will I ever be content? Will I ever feel that something is so great that I would like to make it permanent?/ edition.

Official thread soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmvUe3k_5EU

Listen to your heart.

Listen to your fart

WHEN IT'S
CALLING IT TO YOU

LISTEN TO YOUR HEART
THERE'S NOTHING
ELSE YOU CAN DO

I can confirm this: >>936799264
This Anon knows what's going on

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the US, a bit on the curvy side, and I absolutely love taking charge when it comes to flirty chats. One of my ultimate thrills is teasing guys on cam and watching them squirm as I push their buttons. I have a playful side that just can't get enough of the heat! I'm also a little shy in public due to anxiety, so I find it way easier to connect through messaging. If you're into some wild and spicy conversations, hit me up! You can find me on the app with this username: v i o l l e n q. Just remove the spaces to add me. Can't wait to chat and see what fun we can have together!

handschuhe

>>936799435
I mean they are like shoes for your hand. Perfectly logical.

motionmuse.ai/r/hp9b2bt7

>be me
>feel a big ol' fart comin' on
>go to sit on the toilet JUST IN CASE
>on the toilet, the fart sound is more satisfying, bigger louder and rumblier. i believe this is due to the echo of the toilet bowl.

>>936799499
i love translations like that

Nothing more humbling than one Man stepping up and putting us boys in our place.

>>936799134
This really fucking turns me on

germans call shirts 'torsenpantz'

>>936799604
Which, Emma or the hot, throbbing cocks? or just the juxtaposition?

>>936799645
fuck she looks great here

>>936799550
Büstenhalter

>>936799645
It's the juxtaposition of the hot, throbbing cocks, I'm so gay...

>>936799698
REMOVE CLOTH

Allison im cooking pork chops

>>936799800
We love an Emmanon that doesn't beat around the bush...

>>936799848
>>936799800
hot.,.

>>936799866
Michael Mann's best film

>>936799814
Kat titties

>>936799848
Might as well cut to the chase, right?
>>936799874
I'm thinking of something else you guys could "beat up"

>>936799912
>Kat titties
Kitties*

>>936799717
>Büstenhalter
you see these are the translations that english lacks. i need more of these.

>>936799948
Katotties

>>936799965
Otterenplapper

>>936799972
LET HIM COOK NOW

>>936799932
Cut to the chase, cut all the clothes off

>>936800006
Kat cookin' (exxcra swetty)

>>936800053
Don't let the Kat broth go to waste! It's full of nutrients!

somebody snuck into the Princess
Belle Delphine mansion bedrooms last
night and stole the hamster cage and all
5 hamsters insides!

the family is very concerned and conducted
a thorough search around the mansion
ground as ordered by the father!

fears are rising something bad happened,
with some members of Belle's family
wondering if they should start a search
of the river nearby and contemplate the worst!

>>936800027
Wearing that night gown with no bottoms on so you can cut nipple holes in the gown

>>936800101
I am going to overdose on hot Kat broth (nobody stop me)

>>936800125
>The gerbils got out and now sell methamphetamine and fentanyl on the streets for cheese scraps they trade with the rats.

>>936800155
Just snipping the top strings and letting the cups flop down and expose her

>>936800174
The taste would be exquisite!

>>936800125
there are 5 hamsters missings!

they lied
canada doesn't really have free health care

>>936800252
glug glug glug
i want a nibble of the 'meat' too

>>936800271
and Belle Delphine holy and grace
is about to faint!

>>936800201
The best

>>936800201
fat tits
>>936800294
deep throat

>>936800309
The public seems to believe that if the government takes the cost out of their paycheck that means it's free. Average Canadian intelligence.

>>936800315
>Then tasty drumsticks.
She got two drumsticks you finna share right?!
I ain't ad meat for THREE STINKIN DAYS!

does canada have rednecks

>>936800271
>>936800125
Not a celeb

>>936800324
whoops she slipped!

the chair flew! and caughts Belle!

>>936800419
I'm huge on sharing:
strip her
lick her
nibble her

>>936800425
Byeah

>>936800003
silly goose

>>936800471
Jokestenguus

>>936800338
Two inches would be deep for her.

>>936800425
have you never heard of ray from rutney bro

>>936800444
she could have caught a clavicle break!

or split open her belly from throat to chuck!

>>936800309
Israel does

>>936800464
Woohoo!
She's pretty s l i m but she's got plenty of tender hoowhite meat to feed us. :3

The drumsticks is the easy part... once we get to those thighs... that's where the real tastyness is.

Worst case Ontario, they learns aboot the trailer park.

>>936800513
Which means six would be perfect

My floor is getting trashed from me rolling around on my computer chair but it's too damaged for me to start caring about it now. Landlords hate this one weird trick.

>>936800550
making Kat *squirm* as we nibble all over her toned thighss

Ohmuhgaw

>>936800617
Is that... is that purring I'm hearing?
The higher up her thighs we get the more she squirms... what's she hiding?? She really seems to enjoy it!

Camila Morrone and the Jew Eli Roth
I knew her from her pre-DiCaprio days

>>936800580
She'd be perfect carrying twins.

>>936800669
S p l o s h

>>936800707
she wants hot tongues and fingers all over her Kat twat and up her Kat butt

>BTFO Brocky so hard I yeeted him into the shadow realm.
Pup got gupped.

>>936800714
Gonna have to pump her extra full for that
>>936800644
Titjobs from her must be heaven

>>936800251
I want to wear a night gown too! So you can rail me.

>>936800810
you need to bait harder

>>936800805
She's not been touched in a very long time, such a poor gal. She can't seem to lie still at all! I don't know whether to be offended or flattered when she starts to lose her patience and grabs us by the back of our heads and starts forcing our faces and tongues up to her kitty... it's like we're nothing but toys for her enjoyment! How demeaning!

>>936800891
:B She kinda cute I gesh...

31 years ago today, Minute Maid introduced "Fruitopia" and it would last 9 years in the United States until it was discontinued in 2003

Meanwhile Canada still has Fruitopia, proving to be the superior country.

>>936800912
HEEMED that nibby into da real of shadow.
#HadToDoItToEm

>>936800904
Then keep her plugged to make sure it all sticks. If you want it you have to commit

>>936800882
get on your fucking knees then

AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD
AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD
AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD
AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD
AROUND THE WORLD AROUND THE WORLD

>>936800922
two tongues on tight twat! sloppy Katboys making her purr, squeal and writhe!

>>936800968
Jessica is literally the cutest thing ever

>>936801072
I doubt someone that small can keep it all in.

>>936800882
>>936801077
Oh boy, multiple horny Emmanons...

>>936800536
Not a celeb you dumb fucker

>>936801042
untrue

>>936801107
At least she's generous enough to spread her twat for us, just her index and middle finger... it's so pretty and surprisingly pink! Like bubblegum. :3
What would happen if we took turns licking it from the bottom all the way up and flicking her little button? That might be too much for our poor panting Kitty Kat!

>>936801077
Ummm... yes sir...
>>936801166
You horny anons wouldn't double team me right? Right?

>>936801130
But i know you and know you would love to test that theory

>>936801166
>>936801219
we should and im pretty sure we fucking would

>>936801219
We'd be doing rock-paper-scissors to choose who gets your throat and who's up your ass.

>>936801112
I feel like we could learn to be okay with holding her hand out in public. Maybe even walks on the beach. Even tho holding hands is SO GAY I think just for her we could make it work. *<:3

>>936801224
I can just hold her upside down by her ankles.

>>936801297
Sometimes modern problems require ancient solutions

>>936801265
Which one are you hoping for?
>>936801251
I wouldn't even mind you both trying to fit up my ass, after it's been opened up a bit of course

>>936801208
I saw he made a post in this thread, which I didn't notice before I made my first post. I thought he didn't make it into this thread.

Alas I will never admit to this.

>>936801218
two tongues licking and flicking her pink slit and button... if we wind her up enough, Kat's gonna want more than just tongues up inside her cute cunt

>>936801333
Trips of Truth.

>>936801353
I'm happy with being in your guts from either end, I'll let the other anon win

>>936801353
i want to be balls deep in your mouth, down your throat, my entire cock and balls

>>936801274
holding hands is exactly what I want to do with her on the beach

>>936801440
Like mating press until she can't form coherent sentences

>>936801397
Oh gawwwd, that would be... horrible for us... but we gotta do what we gotta do at this point right??

She's moving around waaaaaaay too much and she's gettin way too sweaty and handsy, we gotta flip her off her back and onto her tummy she she can't dig those kitty Kat claws into us when she starts to orga- I mean... feel really really good...

Flipping her over on her tummy will help keep us safe, then the pillow goes right under those h i p s of hers for... reasons. ><

Sryyyy I'm not supposed to be this horny until the weekend lmao... my fault... :<

>>936801449
Fuck me onto his cock, anon :3
>>936801470
Beat up my throat like it owes you something, thrust as hard as you can

>>936801530
Well, holding hands AND applying a generous amount of slippery sunscreen all across her tanned body... for her protection from the sun that is! ^o~

>>936801459
Not a celeb

>>936801586
what a shame, we were just getting to the point where you climb up on her and start pokin' at her pink pussy with some VERY stiff appendage...

>>936801470
Make him swallow you to the base as I bury myself in him.
>>936801608
Nice deep hard strokes, making your eyes water as I take pleasure in that tight ring.

>>936801705
>>936801608
the base and then some, i want to feel my balls in his mouth as you fuck him

>>936801596
I'll take that as an interesting manic version of "i want to do that to her so bad"

>>936801770
Give her goofy face.

is that prof lewding beady again LMAO

>>936801661
>pokin'
Wow I'm offended!
I prefer... p r o d d i n g, y'know, cause it implies something a lot more heavy duty and it wouldn't hurt like pokin' would when it oopsy somehow slips and misses those pretty petals of hers and slides baaaaaaack and forth... baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack and forth along her puffy lips... I swear Kat I'm definitely not trying to tease you... it just keeps missing and keeps grinding against you and makin me groan... oh wow the prod is getting super super slick... something the matter Kat? You excited or somethin?

Damn you for making me so horny lmao...
I apologize that was all about me...

Damn now I feel bad.
Of course I find a good Kat Anon and it's at a time I'm not supposed to horny.

Now I'm kinda sad...
Sorry. ;;

G'night Kat'non... mebee we can chat more on the weekend. :>

>>936801837
That's the important first step before conditioning her into cock worship

>>936801855
sad that someone's taken your old job?

>>936801635
it's so hard not to cream all over her body

>>936801890
i never lewded beady so i duno what ur on about

>>936801855
Where's that Flanders meme where he's shooting everyone with a shotgun saying "THERE'S HOMER, THERE'S HOMER, THERE'S HOMER"?

I'm gonna have to call someone to get you the help you NEED. Prof can't hurt you. He's not here. He's not in your walls. He's not in your air ducts.

Chill.

>>936801889
>cock worship
Polytheism

‘It’s too late’: David Suzuki says the fight against climate change is lost

https://www.ipolitics.ca/2025/07/02/its-too-late-david-suzuki-says-the-fight-against-climate-change-is-lost/

>>936801705
Oh god anon go easy back there, it's so tight on your cock~
>>936801769
I'll swallow everything, your balls deep in my mouth getting tongue punched as I'm being fucked

>>936801912
Thanks Jessica Anon, sadly I gotta go now... it's almost 1AM and I'm not even supposed to be h*rny.
:((

G'night, see ya. :>

>>936801877
aight... think about sliding allll the way into that bubblegum pink Kat-hole as you wander off

>>936802001
sleep tight

choli rewriting history now, apparently

>>936801964
Get her entranced by a whole pantheon worth

>>936802016
Purple eggplant vs pink peach... I don't know who's gonna win that match but she's gonna get a good pounding either way. ;3

Nite nite 'non.
Sorry for leading then leaving. :[

I hope you find someone else to chat w/and have a goodnight!

Later! ^o^/

>>936802049
Nite nite! :D

>>936802054
whatever helps you sleep at night, brotha.

>>936801769
pound pound pounding him forwards until his mouth is sloppy and drooling like Emma's at an audition
>>936801995
fingers sinking into them hips as you satisfy both of us at once.

>>936801995
i want you sucking on my balls too, just the balls and then popping them out and licking all the way to the tip of my dick

>>936802074
She does have 3 offerings. 9 deities in a day seems sufficient praise

FUCK CHOLI

>>936802135
Yes daddy, giving your big balls a lot of sloppy attention and popping them in and out of my mouth over and over before licking up your entire cock and the going back down to your hot ballsack
>>936802129
I'm drooling so much on his dick, your hands on my hips and your cock and his cock are going to make me full body orgasm

>>936802171
I know your first pick. And by now you undoubtedly know mine

>>936802168
Fat nigger Choli

>>936802244
i doubt it, but it's worth a try

Big nigga choli

>>936802421
Emma is taking Nigger Dick

>>936802228
Wish your ass was as wet and squelching as that hot little mouth is on his cock

>>936802352
Worst thing that happens is reassess and try again
>>936802374
Damn, harsh

those who fly solo have the strongest wings

>>936802469
You missed who's talking.

>>936802465
Squirt some oil in my asshole, spit in it, piss in it, for emma, whatever you need to do to make that cock feel good

>>936802541
Wonderful
>>936802558
Ha, so I did. Opposite of harsh, whatever that is

messy pooters

no one is more hated than he who speaks the truth

porq chups, fries and garen salad with ranch dressing, cheers <3

>>936801855
Not a celeb

>>936802582
Oooh okay anon, I'll oil you up until it's spraying out with each thrust as we eiffel-tower you!

2 quarter pounders with cheese
2 apple pies

>>936802690
You're gonna have to grip me extra rough since I'll be all oiled up and your hands might slide right off, please demolish my horny butt and make all that lube squirt out :3

>>936802797
I'll keep buttplapping you hard and fast until you feel some hot loads squirt up inside your guts from both ends!

lois does not show her tits in the new superman movie

wheres that motherfker who said i always eat like a toddler now huh?

>>936802879
that guy just loves always saying the word toddler
for whatever reason

>>936802875
how sadly comics-accurate

>>936802815
Delicious
>>936802740
More like her tasting or feeling venom from two different one eyed snakes

>>936802852
Bred from both ends like a complete slut, like Emma, slamming my gripping ass down your shooting cock