Thread 936808796

YLYL

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old gal from the US, a bit on the adventurous side and totally love diving into some raunchy convos. I'm all about teasing and testing limits during our steamy chats, and I enjoy seeing just how far I can push guys while having a blast myself. I tend to stay in and keep things flirty online since meeting up in person can be a little daunting for me. That's why I'm all for those spicy messages! If you’re looking for someone to heat things up with, hit me up! Add me on the app where we can get wild together: zoy-mell. Just make sure to take out the random space so we can connect! Can’t wait to chat!

>>936812373
LOL

holy shit a sticky on /b/

Long live ylyl threads!

Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old gal from the States, totally embracing my curves and loving to take control during flirty convos. I get a kick out of teasing guys and pushing their buttons until they can't hold back anymore. I'm a total night owl with a wild side, but I also have my moments of shyness, so meeting up in person isn't really for me. That's why I’m all about those fun chats where we can explore our desires together. If you're looking for some adventurous sexting, hit me up on 4m-y-z-e-t-h (make sure to remove the spaces and dash to find me). Can't wait to have some fun!

fuck these fucking bots man

>>936810222
>>936823103

>>936824244
Well those two things are not connected at all - no, wait... I forgot all those famous quotes from the Allied leaders. I take it back.

>>936823103
I'm not feelin' great, y'all

>>936822427
Define "woke", retard.

>>936827115
This looks incredibly homosexual

>>936827199
Proof of join?

>>936827229
Literally. Everything he doesn't like

>>936823103
Based

>>936817435
this is less believable than niggers getting white girls

>>936824545
>Well those two things are not connected at all
Yes, retard, because no one has ever referred to the people who speak out against what is portrayed in the picture on the right as "fascists" or "nazis" amirite?

It'd be rad if just one of these threads could stay apolitical.

There is a whole ass board for that shit ffs are none of you capable of just laughing at nonsense nowadays?

>>936827229
>Define "woke", retard.

>>936833322
wasted bot digits

>>936832584
>>936832645

>>936832978
of course they have, on account of all the queer people the Nazis murdered

>>936834200
fuck off, pedo

>>936834915
awww i made you feel stupid, didn't i

>>936810222
So Trump's DOJ came to the exact same conclusion Biden's DOJ and Obama's DOJ and Clinton's DOJ came to.

>>936823388
All cats poop standing wtf

>>936834915
Fucking kek
He could have gotten almost any woman and he chose this golem lmao

>>936839342
for his specific proclivities she is perfect

>>936835203
>doesnt deny being a pedo

>>936808796 (OP)
yl

>>936836560
>Guy who was arrested for prostitution of over 1,000 minors didn't have a client list
Yeah and the passports of the 9/11 hijackers were found on the ground outside the WTC. The government would never lie.

>>936842899
Why not focus on the Jew cock sucker currently in charge? Biden is gone

>>936808796 (OP)
I wud right Fuck up tony

>>936808825
underrated

>>936836560
Maybe they are all on it, and this type of behavior doesn’t know about political affiliation.

>>936823442
Absolutely disgusting. Would it be like salted tapwater and rotting tomato?

>>936842899
Yeah pretty accurate, open borders for all too, except Israel, that has a prison fence around it for some reason

WE LOVE THESE SUBS!!!

>>936823442
"Tastes like salty milk and coins" - ur mom

>>936808796 (OP)
YLYL is the best one
But the reason it's so good is that it's about a story not a world so it can handle weird shit

>>936836560
Yup, they all had something to hide.

>>936846677
In 1184 the insulation, soundproofing, HVAC, and every single other thing that could have reduced the smell of a swimming pool of shit from wafting into the room above was fucking terrible.

This is human shit that has been stewing for years in order to accumulate enough to drown several dozen people.

What could compel so many noblemen to go into that room? The entire city block must have stunk to the point that your basic human instincts would kick in and you would flee involuntarily.

>>936847983
just cause they had no plumbing doesnt mean it wasnt emptied
there were people who offered to empty them, spade it onto wagons and sell it as fertiliser to farmers further away
sure there was alot of it for them to drown but i doubt "years"

>>936848115
You would need a swimming pool amount. A human shits 500ml per week.

>>936813963
Does that still happen? I feel like I didn't see much of it back when I had a life.

>>936847777
Quads checked!

>>936839107
No they don't...

>>936847921
I'm a carrier for half of that.

>>936848104
Dear god why?

>>936834915
How many calls did she answer?

>>936848104
Tried that, not from that website, it's listed under a bunch of different names from the same supplier. It sucks, the crotch is a lot thinner than in the picture so instead of covering anything it leaves your balls hanging out either side of it. Not worth the money.

>>936848281
Shit is measured in ml? I'm pretty sure we weigh it

>>936852838
A) what the fuck
B) couldn't you tape your balls down then put it on?

>>936812373
This is hot af

>>936818268
Also: Night City

>>936818298
He's just trying to get the cat to help him with his thumb nail.

>>936823442
Lukewarm manblast is best directly from the source

>>936847921
I have balls filled with most of those.

>>936852838
lmao

>>936833211

Raises a glass to the text.

Lost at the pic.

>>936809936
but the guy with a lot of water also says aaaAaaAa

>>936843041
>the passports of the 9/11 hijackers were found on the ground outside the WTC
Are you my mom? Does my mom read 4chan? She was talking about this the other day

Holy shit this is still going? Thank God for decent ylyl threads.

>>936858060
Yes. It's time for you to go out and make a life for yourself. Get out of my basement.

>>936848087
George Floyd was arrested in front of a spinal recovery medical centre, which he had been attending for apparently legitimate purposes.

He had then been arrested by an off duty officer, who employed a neck and knee restraint without apparent cause.

The incident was reported by patients of the centre as it appeared he was at risk of a neck injury during the arrest.

The incident was then publicised on the internet because the officer failed a drug test and the operations team didn't wish the officers carreer to be jeopardised.

Understable error .

AMIRITE

>>936822427
i feel like jk rowling would think this pic is deep or some shit

>>936823388
Is this loss?

>>936858987
I work at the place that makes those ducks.

>>936840081
Kek

>>936839469
She was fine before
Now she's a monster

>>936847921
Chlamydia as grimer is perfect.

>>936853049
If only, I would gladly show penes baby girl.... Bitch Lasagna

>>936858834
Good summer edition ylyl anon

>>936824244
Kinda looks like the both of them wasn't to fuck little boys. Hitler youth, drag queen story hour. Sounds like men donning whatever getup needed to spend time around minors.

They both look so practiced and awkward in their posture.

Like it's OK for me to be this close to this young boy, this intimate. Right parents? Pedophiles the lot.

>>936858762
I thought this was a cute picture so I sent it to my friends, family, and coworkers. Only after I hit send that I noticed the Nigger Mauler part!

>>936861105
The amount of damage done by virtue signaling retards is ridiculous. I've had to tell my kids not to hang out with some of their friends because their parents are just too fucking toxic. Not in a retard bigot way. LGBTWTFBBQ is popular for kids around the ages of mine. They all go through their dumb little phases. But seeing the way they talk to or interact with their own kids throws up some pretty major red flags. My daughter's birthday was a few weeks ago, and she had all her friends over for a party. Most of them were playing outside because I had set up a sprinkler under the trampoline, so I was out keeping an eye on them and cooking. One girl dropped a can of soda on the patio, and her mom went absolutely nuts over it. Totally embarrassed the girl in front of everyone. I told her pretty bluntly to calm the fuck down, and that it was no big deal at all. I washed it off with the hose, and went back to cooking. The girl was pretty shaken for a while. I told my daughter to keep an eye on her, because that was done seriously abusive behavior. It's always the single/divorced moms. My daughter told me some of the stuff her mom has done to her, and it definitely put a blip on my radar. She's now one of those friends that can come over any time, but my daughter can't go to her house.

>>936862294
Lost

>>936859257
Next underestimate the rights ability to lick boots, anon. If you told me that this place, of all places, would wind up a hugbox for the biggest snowflakes I've ever fucking scene to make excuses for pigs committing violence, paid for by our tax dollars, I'd have laughed in your face

>>936834915
no one can convince me that this is a woman

>>936860150
i love subaru
shes a girly girl in our hearts even though she whispers like a 40 a day smoker

>>936865953
I don't actually consume a lot of Shuba. My most watched JP is probably Polka. I love her because she's straight up nuts.

>>936808796 (OP)
>accept to fight this gramps
>meet him IRL babbling something like « Well I'm afraid you have chosen to make this hard, son, let this be a valuable lesson»
>muscled AF, tattoos, ex special forces who fought in Iraq in the 90s, commander in Afghanistan in 2003 all that shit.
>has a reputation of being violent as a drill sergeant with the usmc

>>936859257
Floyd was a career nigger. Chauven had killed 4 others using the same knee neck "technique".
That day two awful people were taken off the street forever. A good day