Celeb Thread - /When one Man steps up, 1,000 boys sit down/ edition.

why would anyone want to post celebs in your thread unless they're fucking pathetic? fuck off and go make a starlet thread

I want to tongue lily's perfect asshole.

I love lily. I want to make love to her. I want to cum inside her asshole.

has anyone ever seen the kate beckensale rumored pics, if so can you describe a few of the best ones or sets? TIA

>>936814302
You're about to see how many pathetic anons there are.

Fat nigger troy

WE LOVE YOU BEADY

>>936814438
Hey!

>>936814457
NO WE DON'T

>>936814263 (OP)
not a celeb

>>936814263 (OP)
>>936814519
>>936814533
My kinda thread. Let the fapping commence

We are NOT Him...

... are not Him...

bd lets call a truce

>>936814351
Booba

>>936814646
We know it's you

>>936814657
Nice

>>936814663
You tryna trick me?
>You have to tell me the truth since I asked it's the law.

Just fucking spam you sad cunt. It's less cringe

>>936814720
kek, no. i just want threads to be comfy

>>936814740
;^o^> I will allow... just this once!

>>936814780

He went with option 3.

>>936814823
No flies on you.

>>936814823
you're even more schizo than he is

>>936814795
comfy threads are good threads

>>936814902
QT /cel/s like Jenna and Becky G. help to sooth the angryness inside us. ~.~

LOOK AT THIS FACE
How you gonna look at this face and be mad?!

I'm watching The Dallas Buyer's Club RN, I think I'm gonna go lurk mode but I know soon as I do the thread's gonna be dead. You gonna be okie if I transform to lurk mode?

>>936814680
I’m not sure who you think I am? But I don’t indulge in namefag bullshit if that’s what you’re getting at

>>936814662
January mogging that troll

>>936814728
Nostalgia fap…

>>936814954
>angryness
Which celebs improve your fucking spelling?

>>936814960
they always assign names to us if they don't know who we are

>>936814954
yea im chilling just watching twitch kek. enjoy your movie

>>936815039
:3 Enjoy.

>>936815037
I guess

>>936814351
Still here?

>>936815176
Pure fap fuel

>>936814880
More Sadie

>>936815176
kim kardashian’s body is porn

cringe

>>936815684
It's about to be when g4t starts

>>936814735
sit down boy, you got nothing

Alison Brie's exposed tits close-up.

My m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-is a very b-b-b-beautiful w-w-woman... I-I k-know I-I shouldn't h-have her...

the gentle luscious folds of Kiki vagina

Victoria Justice's exposed brown nipples close-up.

IS THAT JARED LETO?

What the fuck lmao

Given the opportunity Jacobtard would suck Beady's prostate out through his unwashed cock.

Turn off randomize filenames in that extension. It makes your posts easier to filter out.

>>936815939
pretty sure he won an oscar for that movie

What the hell am I watching?

>>936815939
>>936816009
They both die from AIDs. Leto during the movie McConaughey at the end.

>That tummybutton.
I AM GONNA

>>936815999
This is why I like going into moobies blind, cause I never know what to expect haha. It's a good moob so far TBH (to be honest) definitely caught my interest. You seen it?

>>936815981
lol guy does a running commentary on everything bd does, like a brain-damaged, mentally ill sports broadcaster projecting his own insecurities onto his imaginary friend

>>936816085
>>936816082
Sorry AIDS. Gotta get that shit right 'cause you know what them fags are like.

But yeah they both die from AIDS.

>>936815999
>>936815039
>>936814902
>>936814740
>>936814663
Pedo scum

>>936816122
You don't hate Beady, you hate yourself

He's literally me.

>>936816218
Child molester

>>936816209
You're gonna die from AIDS at the age of 42? Tracks to be honest.

Looking to goon with other men on ses. Which celebs are you stroking to the most?

0592ec8cda66fe5e44536c9f7a2
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2bcff8771d52a

>>936816209
Is a chinless pedophile wearing a plastic WWE belt following him down the hallway?

>>936816085
yea ive seen it. its a good one for sure

>>936816252
they're way better at the jabs than you are jtard

>>936816326
Dat Livvy bacc... oh no no no no!

Can't belief I waited so long to watch it.
Then again my backlog is GINORMOUS so it's to be expected. #LifeOuttaControl

Becky feet for your troubles.

Uh-oh... Suicide Tuesday in full throttle.

>>936815722
g4t is based

When you cum 6 times, REAL MEN GOON UP 7TH

VOTE FOR 12 UPCOMING ACTRESS NUDITY OPPORTUNITIES YOU MOST WANT TO HAPPEN!

NEW POLL (7/8/25)

https://strawpoll.com/61gD93JJRZw

THANKS!

(RELEASED)

> Geraldine Viswanathan (ass) & Molly Gordon (t&a) in Oh Hi.
https://old.reddit.com/r/OnlyNewScenes/comments/1lufwvv/molly_gordon_in_oh_hi_2025/
https://old.reddit.com/r/OnlyNewScenes/comments/1lug0wr/molly_gordon_and_geraldine_viswanathan_in_oh_hi/

> Adriane Gradziel T&A in A Bicyclette.
https://forum.phun.org/threads/adriane-gradziel-nude-in-a-bicyclette-2025.5797580/

> Radhika Apte T&A in Sister Midnight.
https://imgbox.com/g/pqd4YYyBJS

> Daisy Edgar-Jones (tits) & Sasha Calle (ass & sideboob) in On Swift Horses.
https://forum.phun.org/threads/k2s-rg-daisy-edgar-jones-sasha-calle-on-swift-horses-2024-1080-ts.5778876/#post-19231478

> Britt Lower in Darkest Miriam (t&a, dark full frontal)
https://forum.phun.org/threads/k2s-rg-britt-lower-darkest-miriam-ca-2024-1080p-web.5777154/

> Hannah Einbinder topless in Hacks - S4.
https://forum.phun.org/threads/k2s-hannah-einbinder-in-hacks-2021-s04e05-1080p-2160p-web.5780328/

> María Morera topless riding in Legado - S1 - E5.
https://old.reddit.com/r/WatchItForThePlot/comments/1knxdcx/mar%C3%ADa_morera_legado_s01e05_2025/

(CONFIRMED GOOD NEWS)

> Jennifer Lawrence in Die, My Love (full frontal)

> Alison Brie T&A in Together.

> Emma Mackey 1 boob in Hot Milk.

> Imogen Poots in All of You (2 topless scenes)

> Imogen Poots in The Chronology of Water (full frontal + lesbian orgy)

> Jessica Chastain tits & severe dirty talk in Dreams.

> Karine Gonthier-Hyndman full frontal in Two Woman.

> Olivia Taylor Dudley in Touch Me (t&a + tentacle sex)

> Verena Altenberger brief dark full frontal in No Beast So Fierce.

(RUMORED GOOD NEWS)

> Dove Cameron briefly topless in Obsession.

>>936816550
same here tbh, and ty for the becky

Ready to get G4O when Tay retires to have kids

(CONFIRMED BAD NEWS)

> Nothing from Alexandra Daddario in A Tree Fell in the Woods.

> Nothing from Antje Traue in Long Story Short.

> Nothing from Daisy Ridley in We Bury The Dead.

> Nothing from Dakota Johnson in Materialist

> Nothing from Danielle Harris in Dr Gift.

> Nothing from Elle Fanning in Sentimental Value.

> Nothing from Jenna Ortega in Hurry Up Tomorrow.

> Nothing from Kate Mara or Zazie Beetz in The Dutchman.

> Nothing from Natasha Henstridge in House of Abraham.

> Nothing from Sally Hawkins in Bring Her Back.

> Nothing from Sydney Sweeney in Echo Valley.

(PROJECT UPDATES)

> Hayley Atwell is no longer listed on the IMDB page for The Queen of Fashion?

> Maika Monroe replaces Margaret Qualley in Victorian Psycho.

> Dafne Keen cast in raunchy comedy The Marshmallow Experiment.

> Amy Adams & Tessa Thompson leave The Invite and are replaced by Olivia Wilde & Penelope Cruz.

the irony of someone spamming this thread. kek

>>936816734
kek

Looking to goon and get bi with other men on ses. Which celebs are you stroking to the most?

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Mammacita. :o

>>936816723
:D

>>936816766
Like I said, literally me kek

>>936816673
It's just hard to be a proper gooner some of these days

Who among us doesn't take 33 pills a day?

>>936816897
Right? It's not an easy life. Like at all. Someone's gotta do it tho.

>>936816254
yes
Yes
YES

>>936816945
Aint easy but It's honest work though
>>936816988
More bey

Post tits

>>936817298
I ain't gay but Salma got some deeecent curves. :o

>>936817577
Yeah I would do not gay things with her

why did bbro choose corly over bd? that wasn't right

corly is based

>>936817687
I don't wanna assume so please do correct me if I'm wrong but... would you say the things you would do to her would be gay-inverse, even?

Very omohsexual?

is it ok to fart in here

corly got that big dick going for him

>>936817765
Quite debatably so

why isn't beady spamming? this is so much worse

>>936817833
bro isn't here though. he's watching dallas buyers club

>bbro p-please.....

>>936817819
I don't envy you, seems like it'd be A LOT of work to satisfy that much woman. But yet so easy for her to satisfy you. I imagine endurance would be a very problematic and reoccurring issue with Salma.

>>936817833
worse how nigger

I'm not saying for certain but I think Brocky made my tummy hurt. I'm not sayin I'm just sayin.

>>936817929
whut i do?

>>936817974
nigger

>>936817891
I wouldnt doubt it, latinas are very demanding with their bedroom needs and in her older age she most likely requires alot of action

>>936817974
Good question... what DID you do??
I just mindin my own bee's wax then all the sudden my tummy start hurtin... hmm... who could be responsible for this I wonder...

>You tryna trick me?
>kek, no
>Injects a poison into the Livvy pic he shared.
You won this round.

>>936818024
She knows how good it can feel and she'd be chasing to every blissful stroke inside her curvaceous body. If you feel your legs starting to give out and think you're gonna "stop for a lil rest" forget it. She knows her worth, you want her you gotta put in the work to satisfy her. No breaks.

>>936818140
That's very true anon, i can't be too greedy either. Think gonna goon all day for her

>>936818062
oh....yea. the voodoo doll I made of you fell in the toilet again, whoops..

>>936818195
Hoopfully a nice Salma Anon arrives to help.
Unfortunately for myself I'm probably gonna be headin out for a nice walk soon. Gotta stretch the ol' legs sometimes, y'know?

>>936818260
Breaks are always important

>>936818260
>>936818318
break a leg

My friends, I think I will take this opportunity to conclude my long streak of (almost) daily autismo posting here. This period of downtime showed me that even though my setup was pretty efficient, I still put in a reasonable amount of focused energy into preparing my posts every day. I want to use that energy for other things now, like language learning, so I don't die of old age before achieving my goals.

>>936818204
Since when does my voodoo doll belong in the bathroom?! Oof... very mean. Very ROOD.

>I think I'm gonna put on some sunscreen and go for a walky-poo, paused the moob and will continue watchin when I return. You gonna keep watchin Twitch? :}

>>936818331
Do you have any favorite celebs mr. anonymous poster? We could post them for you as a leaving gift.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR2HeJySFHg

>>936818318
That they are! And so is stretching! Just try not to stretch your cock a little too much while you're thinkin about stretchin Salma. Wouldn't want to dislocate anythin ya? ;p

>>936818331
jacob?

>>936818331
C-3Pedo

>>936818377
No guarantees there

>>936818405
He aint that dumb. He knows he has no friends here

>>936818405
No one calls you that except yourself, J-Tard.

>>936818427
Stay safe out there!
... and in there... and out of there... and in there... and out of there... and back in...

Later. :3

I-I know I-I-I s-shouldn't I-I k-know I-I shouldn't h-have her...

>>936818531
when did you all realize this was jacobtard?

>>936815085
yep

>>936818552
the day trump shut the country down because of the china virus

>>936818360
Jennifer Love Hewitt

>>936818525
Farewell

>>936818531
Kill yourself retard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px9WIvLiPzQ

>>936818613
Enjoy your freedom. See you in August.

THANKS JACON

>>936817782
Nut

>>936818675
i wanna pump seed into her fertile milf body

>>936818794
didn't ask don't care.

>>936818810
FUCK

>>936818331
Farewell, friend.

>>936818331
You should repost your favorite autismo post. One last hurrah.

>>936819286
Fake Emma is Fake

>>936819020
>>936816315

fuck you faggot nigger twat asshole spic honkey bulgarian. I hope you fucking get cancer and die you piece of shit. Taylor will never love you. Your mother wishes she aborted you. Your siblings are disgusted by you. Nobody will ever love or care about you, and you're fat. I hope you choke on 10,000 cocks and then die, only to be reborn as the thong of a fat bitch with IBS. Kill yourself so you can fast-forward to the fat bitch with IBS, cunt.

>>936819505
Wow. That shit be profound.

>>936819505

>>936819603
Mommy

>>936819505

:(

>>936818809
Okey nigger

>the new Lois Lane

>>936820140
These collage things are amazing

>>936820283
LMAO no they're not

>>936820283
I also have an IQ of 14

>>936820283
retard

>>936820382
>>936820426
>>936820511
Wow rude.

This ain't J-Tard's day

>>936819759
oh Fuck YEAH

>>936820140
Amazing tit salad

what happened to the celebAI threads
did the mooooods finally crack down?

>>936821006
they're still there.

i can only get off to real images of real people so i don't understand the appeal of ai at all

>>936821453
what are they called these days?
the "parody" thing didn't last long
can't find anything under "ai" or "celeb"
all the "ai" threads are cartoons

>>936821587
that's what AI is. cartoons. "realistic" cartoons are still cartoons.

>>936821587
its parody

>>936821757
Can I use AI to make myself a friend to go to the movies with?

>>936819759
RED

>>936821559
I suppose the only benefit really is getting some naughty ai talk, but as far as nudes go they're no better than the shops people have been doing for years

Leggy

>>936822462
ai is much easier, less work. thats basically it.

>>936822462
>naughty ai talk
Lewd with your FBI catfish as God intended

>my FBI handler is mad I won't sext them and flirted with ChatGPT
>Now she wants to cut up my Timberlands and sue for alimony.

oh syd

About 1/3 the way done my walky-poo. :]

>>936823535
hopefully you get a heatstroke and pass out and die and no one finds your body for a week

a gang of rats will crawl into his carcass, animating it like a grotesque glove puppet

>>936823926
I'd have left out "glove"

These threads die fast when the few humans leave holy shit.

the bots need a kicking

You're kicking your future overlord, he'll remember this...

>>936825233
No one who posts Kiki is overlord material

I love lily. I want to make love to her. I want to cum inside her asshole.

>>936825303
she lives inside my head rent free.

For me, it's Nurse Christine Chapel

>>936824618
Truth

>>936825314
Why? She’s ugly as shit

>>936825278
I was talking about the robot overlords.

lol

>>936825555
I LOVE her... I'm deeply in love with her.

>>936825709
That sucks for you. She’s such a below average bitch

>>936825555
she's beautiful to me. she seems feminine, loving, kind, etc.

>>936819603
>>936819587
>>936819548
>>936819468
Not celebs

Hydd oogoa toktida kanshin jibsdo.
>[Translator Narration]
>I am poor.
>I have nothing apart from sperms.

>>936817974
Pedo
>>936816773
Pedo

Chat, is this real?

>>936826361
>>936826402
I am poor. I have nothing to offer her apart from my sperms.
Would she like to be my GF?

>>936827367
Are you BD or what?

>>936827451
Depends.
Would that be bad? Then no I'm not.
Would that be good? Absolutely it is.

What about this one?

>>936827451
Ever heard of Pascal's Wager? Consider BD's Wager. If it isn't BD, have you lost much skipping past a similar anon?

>>936827530
Right.

>>936827607
Lol. Yeah I have.

>>936827552
they couldn't even be bothered to get the chest tattoo right

kiki bots must be coming soon, surely

bathing in the glow of a radiant kiki

>>936827713
Threads almost done anyway. Might as well post her if you like her for the remaining few pics

>>936828131
Cute

>>936828338
Fair point as well.

Mommy tits

furry

>>936828651
She does look like a mommy.

>>936828694
BUSHA

New?

I'd make new but I'm not home yet. :/

poop is stored in the butt cheeks

>>936829298
Figure it out yourself retard

some poop is stored in the spine

hersh pls

>>936823926
>implying rats will have anything to do with beady
very offensive to rodents

So?

>>936829928
big butt, big poop

>>936828762
The writing in that series really plummeted after the 47th one

BD RULEZ

>>936831351
>>936831351
>>936831351

jizz

cum

jizz

jizz

goon

>>936814263 (OP)
kj

cum

goon

jizz

jizz

jizz

>>936814263 (OP)
cell

jizzzzzz

coom

cum

>>936814740
Christ, she looks so different to what I see of her in the parody Ai threads, kek

coom

jizzzxx

cccccceeeeeejjgffgff

>>936854840
it's been a few months but when jussie smollet found out his stunt didnt work and was found out i saw someone saying the real jussie smollet is in the closet

jizzzz

>>936858510
Really

cum

cooommmm

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