Thread 936819076

European squid game be like
>buy a house

>>936819076 (OP)
Meanwhile euro squid games be all like
>Find a way to cool your rented tenement in the summer and NO you can't use air conditioning or electricity

European squid games: try not thinking about America, try not being a cuckold, not flood your nation with rapefugees, try having freedom of speech or guns.

American squid game be like
>don't try to die for Israel

>The next game will be "Where Is My Foreskin?"
A classic

>American Squid Game challenge : Stop your country from being taken over by fascists
>IMPOSSIBLE

>>936819080
Who is dying for Israel and how?

>>936819078
If you have a house and lots of trees you dont need electricity or air conditioner, jjst open windows at night and close them in the morning

>>936819082
But Europe is the continent that actually has had a few countries taken over by fascism

>>936819076 (OP)
Euros only have 2 jokes about america they run into the ground, meanwhile people outside europe only need one joke about europe, europe.

>>936819082
Go straiht the fuck back and kys on the way

>>936819086
>he says from his cardboard house in the river
Lmao

>>936819076 (OP)
You know you enjoy your precious social programs on the backs of the American taxpayer, right? We’re paying 70 percent of NATO’s defense budget.

Let’s see how quick that “free” healthcare goes away when you have to start carrying your own weight.

>>936819085
It's your turn now

Kek true America fucking sucks

>>936819085
Then a man with a gun and a uniform doing a roman salute "liberated" them so they could have a wall all across europe, they called it the wall of no fascism

>>936819090
No it isn't and it never will be. Of all nations on earth America is the least vulnerable to authoritarianism. We're too big and decentralized and we have guns.

>>936819093
Lol it's already happening and none of you are doing shit because you're scared of skipping work in fear of becoming homeless, which is going to happen anyway.

>>936819094
How is it happening? Explain

i dont really care about universal health care but what I do think is horribly wrong is that pregnancy care is not covered unless you're absolutely poor, they want us to reproduce yet they can't let you do it without bankrupting yourself, I know people who make like 50k a year from their job and they get such shit coverage from their state paid for health care plan that they already spend 300+ a month on that half the cost of the pregnancy is coming out of pocket

>>936819076 (OP)
HURR DURR SO FUCKING FUNNY
NOW MAKE A JOKE ABOUT SCHOOL SHOOTINGS AND PRETEND ITS SO AWFUL REDDIT LOVES THAT!

>>936819095
Have you just been in a coma since the election? You've a lot to catch up on I'm afraid and it's not good news.

>>936819098
Yes I have been in a coma. Again, explain how the country is turning to fascism.

>>936819099
I'm too stupid to do that but perhaps you can explain the freedom you once felt in your country and what happened to it?

>>936819097
A school shooting game unironically should be included, it's the perfect setup for a squid game. Netflix won't have the balls to do it though.

>>936819096
Just do it yourself, why pay other people to watch your wife push your baby out of her?

>>936819100
Wow I didn't think it'd be that easy. You straight up admitted that you can't tell me how the country is turning to fascism. Because it isn't and never will be.

>>936819100
>>936819103
You guys are faggots lol

Why yall getting ass blasted over these lame ass jokes? Lets try:
>name 5 of your neighbors
>pay attention to you child
>how much did that purchase cost
>what is the name of your mayor
>go get the takeout yourself

>>936819079
>>936819086
>>936819089
>>936819097
God Amerilards are so thin skinned, it's pathetic. You pay 70% of NATOs budget but we expect you to mobilise at least 70% of your working population, men and women, to die on our beaches and fields upholding your empire. Thank you for your service.
>INB4 some muttmerican seethe about Europe
I'm Australian, we're objectively better than you and God's Chosen People. You have nothing on us.

>>936819084
>>>936819078 #
>If you have a house and lots of trees you dont need electricity or air conditioner
Americans have houses with lots of trees AND air conditioners.

>>936819076 (OP)
Will you watch it? Legit question.

Vote here, yes or no:
https://strawpoll.com/xVg71JL2Ryr

>>936819108
America is a desert anon, no trees

>>936819103
Lol ok, enjoy your win and your freedom fries. Good luck with the next 3 and a half years.

>>936819078
open a window? use a fan? it doesn't get that hot. the prices of the houses compared to wages, is probably a bit more of a problem

>>936819098
Oh, you’re doing the “Are you serious?” thing because you’re full of shit.

>>936819107
I'm the second person you quoted and also australian, you will notice I very specifically said people outside of europe instead of just saying americans

>>936819110
Ok, have fun continuing to enjoy running your mouth without actually having anything of substance to say, I guess.

>>936819107
>I'm Australian, we're objectively irrelevant on the international stage.

FTFY

>>936819112
>>936819114
Are you really this blind to what's going on in your country? Genuine question.

>>936819076 (OP)
Call that #yid game

>>936819115
Aussies are worthless. Nobody should take them seriously. They lost a war to birds that can't even fly. They're a disgrace. Steve Irwin was the only based ozzy.

>>936819116
Your entire argument destroyed in two words: Define fascism.

>>936819115
Aussies are good people, I much prefer them over Americans.

>>936819119
So you're just ignoring it? Ok.

>>936819121
>So you're just ignoring this vague nebulous problem that I can't even define? WAKE UP, PEOPLE
So true

>>936819084
Ok, you clearly have never had to cool down a house...

>>936819116
You haven’t actually given any examples, dipshit. You just keep going “Are you serious right now?” as if that makes any sort of point. Hint: it doesn’t.

>>936819107
>we expect you to mobilise at least 70% of your working population, men and women, to die on our beaches and fields upholding your empire.
You have become completely incoherent, my friend.

>>936819107
>we expect you to mobilise at least 70% of your working population, men and women, to die on our beaches and fields
None of which will happen.

>>936819107
>God Amerilards are so thin skinned
>he says while posting about Americans for the 40264819307 time

>>936819122
>>936819124
Fine, the example is America is a racist country. Go.

>Define fascism

Once again, America as it currently is.

>>936819094
>Lol it's already happening
How? News to me.

>>936819084
More Europeans die of heat stroke every year then Americans die of gun violence

>>936819120
I didn’t ask.

>>936819107
You still have the queen on your money you cucked bitch. At least Canada still has their guns.

>>936819128
>Racism = fascism
Epic

Australian squid games: beat a flightless bird.

>>936819129
>News to me
You obviously dont watch the news, most likely as your country straights away its citizens rights now.

>>936819078
Kek
It do be like dat doe

>>936819134
Fucking hell Lad

>>936819134
>resist beating Aboriginal to death for 1 minute (IMPOSSIBLE)

>>936819133
>Oh no, he got me with an autocorrect

You win.

>>936819128
>America is a racist country
Has nothing to do with the subject at hand, and objectively untrue, but I’ll bite. Racist against whom?

>>936819134
>walk to the grocery store

>>936819098
>WELL YOU SEE, LE DRUMPF SAID THINGS THAT TRIGGERED ME & MY BOYFRIEND, SO THEREFORE YOUR NATION IS FASCIST

Will they have to build large arenas to fit all of the mobility scooters into the games?

>>936819139
Oh, that was a typo? Your typo literally made more sense than your actual circular logic nonsense argument. That's fucking funny

Americans are insecure as fuck kek

>>936819128
America is probably literally the least racist country in the world at this point.

>>936819135
>still not actually SAYING what is supposedly going on and is so obvious (as that would invite contradiction & criticism) and instead is STILL just going "OMG YOU DON'T KNOW???..."

Typical Eurotranny bullshit.

>>936819128
>America is a racist country
Against which race, and how?
Please elaborate.

>>936819148
Your own countrymen

>>936819115
>>936819118
>>936819125
>>936819126
>Seething
The US will send troops to bleed their oily, sludgy, festering blood out on our beaches repelling a Chinese invasion out of necessity, because if we fall you will have Chinese boots on the ground in every US city, burning homes, bombing infrastructure and dragging Americans kicking and screaming out of their homes and shooting them dead in the gutter.
And you elected Trump, it's like you want us all to let China do what they want and destroy you. You need to understand, Australia, Japan, the UK, Germany, and France are the only countries keeping your shithole afloat, you owe us your lives.

>>936819145
And yet they aren't the ones constantly starting threads about how everyone ELSE sucks. It's the other way around. Curious.

>>936819145
>h-hey, American, hey hey hey…FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOU!
>Fuck you too
>WOW, CALM DOWN, BRO. SO INSECURE!

European Squid Game be like "Avoid the jeets. Last one to not get raped wins"

>>936819139
>he got me with an autocorrect
The fuck does this even mean, ESL?

>>936819077
>>936819078
>>936819079
>Americans shit on with a relevant joke about the Squid Games America that has been announced
>completely unprompted start seething about ''the europe''
Ameritroons are completely mentally ill and retarded. The faster they are killed off the better.
Some Indian going ''haha america sucks'' is enough to trigger an Ameritroon into a seething rage about ''the europe'' because that's the only place they know that has white people.
>ctrl+f ''europe''
>10 results
rent free

>>936819151
By all means, I invite them to try.

>Seething

This feels like projection to me.

American Squid Game be like "Try to get one single day of paid vacation without getting fired" kek

>>936819150
>nigga posts reddit screenshot to win internet argument
lol

Imagine electing Trump TWICE LMAO

>>936819150
>Here, look at these retards! They prove me right!
Also you don't even have proof these retards aren't European. They certainly SOUND like typical caterwauling European shit-balls.

>>936819100
>I can't explain how you're doing the fascism, I'm just calling you fascists until you adopt every insane progressive policies that I want and become as gay as Sweden
>reasonable discourse instead of deranged rhetoric to dehumanize the people who disagree with me? Lol nope, I'm a communist and everything I do is morally justified, up to and including genocide
Predictable.

>>936819076 (OP)
One of the games will be an eating contest.

>>936819157
>Projection
I spoke to two Americans recently who almost broke down in tears telling me how good we have it and how they wish they were Australian. Americans actually get in their car to pick up the mail at the end of their driveway LMFAO man you better hope the military has been investing their money wisely or you're going to get annihilated by China

>>936819076 (OP)
>Main character signs up for the Games to pay off a $2,000,000 hospital bill for an appendectomy.

>>936819159
No one can speak better than the people living through it.

>>936819156
>Start shit
>Get hit back
>"WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"

This isn't you gay echo-chamber where you're protected from getting clapped-back, queer. Talk shit, get hit back. Crying about it literally ONLY serves to make YOU look like a little bitch.

>>936819152
>>936819153
Malding, seething even

>>936819166
we're not facist
t. American

What now?

>>936819107
God Ausfailians are so gay.

>>936819156
See: >>936819152

American squid game be like

>walk a continuous mile without having a heart attack
>do 10 push-ups without having a heart attack
>touch your toes lol

>>936819078
>NO you can't use air conditioning or electricity
Why not, what's the joke? You realize we have that right? You're American so I guess you don't.

>>936819172
touch your toes got a chuckle.

>>936819169
Ok Mr. Vance, I thank you for letting me know this but please forgive me for not wearing a suit.

>>936819151
>Australia, Japan, the UK, Germany, and France are the only countries keeping your shithole afloat
Meanwhile...
>>936819107
>You pay 70% of NATOs budget

Seems more like we're the ones keeping YOU faggots afloat, not the other way around?

>>936819172
>>touch your toes lol
This is impossible

American squid games
>last person to blaspheme against Jesus wins

>everyone instantly loses

>>936819173
Americans don't leave their country, they would never know.

>>936819156
The United States of Europe are just a troonesque parody of the real US of A, deal with it.

>>936819107
>being Australian and pretending you're "superior" to ANYONE ELSE
Holy shit

>>936819177
it is for people that spent 8+hrs a day in their developmental years sitting at a 1-size-fits-all desk(a position the homo-sapien hasn't eveloved to rest at naturally yet) and it fucked up their tendons.

>>936819150
>Redditors
>country
>men
Back

>>936819150
>miserable Nazi dorks

>>936819175
Imagine being a hoholfag in 2025

>>936819166
>Redditors
>people
Back

Wow, it did NOT take Eurotroons very long to do a 180 from "America is le great satan and the source of pozzed leftism" to "America is le fascist KKK dystopia that is oppressing gays and blacks".
Their arguments really WILL spin on a dime.

>>936819076 (OP)
>*gets any basic job*
ok, now what?

American squid games be like

>vote for a competent president
>everyone loses
>no one's won American squid games since 2012

Let’s check the old catalogue here…a couple of Korean threads one bong reality show thread, and 500 about American memes and culture. And typically zero about Europe or Ausfailia.

>>936819173
>You realize we have that right?
But you apparently don't use them, because...?

>>936819185
loled at the AIDS rooster getting snippy.

>2025
>Being American

ISHYGDDT

>>936819098
Damn, everything ever said on the media has been true all along? Even when it was proven false? Wow thanks I guess I also am supposed to be mad now since this is a bad thing.

>>936819180
This. Did you know Europeans literally INVENTED Trannyism, too? Literally a scourge to decency.

>>936819176
Australia isn't in NATO, mutt.

>>936819188
America still is the great satan and will always be, doe.

>>936819076 (OP)
>BAAAWAWWWWWW UNAPHORDUBAL HEALFCAYRE
Get a job.

>>936819197
Even worse, FVEY

>>936819192
>But you apparently don't use them, because...?
But we use them. How can you make much such an idiotic claim? I know you're American but holy fuck.

>>936819076 (OP)
...its gunna have people sneak in guns isnt it

>>936819195
Did you imagine any of it being proven false? To placate your anxiety and high blood pressure, perhaps?

>>936819199
People with jobs in the US said they can't afford it either. Explain this please.

>>936819172
>touch your toes
While sitting? Literally not possible otherwise

>>936819204
won't!=can't

>>936819201
>60k Europeans dying a year from heat-related issues while only 1k Americans die
Lol

>>936819082
based

>>936819207
Europeans start dropping when it hits the 60s. Room temperature kills the average eurokek. That is how weak they are.

>>936819206
No, they said the insurance provider won't cover it. You literally had that guy Luigi kill a CEO a while ago over this.

>>936819204
people working at McDonald's aren't real people. talk to anyone with an actual job and they'll either have healthcare included as a benefit or for relatively cheap

>>936819204
They will just get another job, or two.
This is totally normal by the way.

>>936819203
>Did you imagine any of it being proven false?
No, a lot of it just WAS outright proven false. No "imagining" require, lmao.

>>936819212
But you said to get a job, now working at McDs isn't a job? Who will feed your family their daily burgers then?

>>936819197
Imagine being too pathetic to be in an alliance that Sweden is in.

>>936819201
>But we use them. How can you make much such an idiotic claim?
So all the Europeans claiming they DON'T have one, insisting you don't need one, and then dying of heat-stroke each summer to the tune of about ~60K is just...for fun, I guess? "Trolling"?

>>936819082
The only fascist countries to ever exist were European

>>936819205
LMAO

>>936819158
Is this a real thing? I put a whole week of vacation in two months in advance and it was green lit the next day.

>>936819211
Luigi literally never had insurance with that company and was radicalized by Reddit to kill a white man.

>>936819208
Best part is countries like Canada arguing over whether killing depressed teenagers without their parent's consent should be allowed because assisted suicide is healthcare and a parent cant bar a child from healthcare.

>>936819215
working at McDonald's is a job for teenagers, who already have their healthcare covered by their parent's jobs. adults should not be working a minimum wage job. if they are, they are failed adults

>>936819076 (OP)
Hello plebbit.

>>936819076 (OP)
Why did this make americans so mad?

>>936819208
/thread, imagine slaving away your entire life to get """"free""""" mediocre service and state sponsored euthanasia, yuropoors are insane.

>>936819220
In civilized countries you get at least 4 weeks vacation

None of this 1 week a year bullshit

>>936819172
Europeans are pros at bending over to touch their toes. It's the position they get into when they see hordes of migrants coming for those gibs. You bend over and take it. In America we bow before no one.

>>936819220
Europeans don't know dick about America. Big shocker.

>>936819078
Lol I live in north and actually freeze inside since summer has been so cold

>>936819223
A job's a job and feeding people is most likely more important than what you do, even if the food is shit.

>>936819228
LMAO

>>936819215
If youre too poor for healthcare then youre poor enough for medicare.

>>936819232
Even their A.I. is fat lol

>>936819208
>Europe literally made the "Euthanasia Clinics" from the dystopian setting of Deus Ex real
I will never, ever get over this.

>>936819227
It depends on how long you’ve been with the company. Usually people who have sold a decade of their lives get those 4 weeks.

>>936819233
But didn't Trump just strip that away from millions of Americans?

>>936819201
Air conditioning is literally forbidden in many European public administration for "green" concerns. Europeans will literally kill themselves and each others just to virtue signal.

>>936819222
>arguing over whether killing depressed teenagers without their parent's consent should be allowed because assisted suicide is healthcare and a parent cant bar a child from healthcare
Holy fucking shit, tell me this is a joke. Do Canadians REALLY?

>>936819227
American here. I've got 6 weeks PTO, plus 3 floating holidays that can be used whenever. I've only been at this job for 5 years. don't believe everything you read on reddit

>>936819236
Mb if you're American

At this point in my career I get 2.5 months every year paid vacation

>>936819232
>y-y-yeah well this ai pic shows ur fat
Lmao. Grasping at straws now. Go have an AI write up a witty rebuttal, you vassalized nigger fuck.

>>936819237
No. Millions of non-American illegals though, yeah.

>>936819242
Lmao

>>936819240
I actually learned something
Good to know! Ty

>>936819078
>murrisharts using ac 24/7/365 amd forget windows exist

>>936819198
Yes, we understand that in your retarded, irrational, Islamisized culture that's what you are taught and what you believe regardless of facts, even when you contradict yourselves.

>>936819237
What changes did he make? Who lost it,

>>936819246
>yeah just open the window and let all of the humid 100 degree windless air in
No wonder 60,000 of you retards die a year from heat strokes

>free health care
>plz wait 2 years while you have brain cancer for your next appointment
>legit actual thing that happened and some fucking loser complaining about it on youtube and is probably dead already

>>936819246
>JUST USE A LE WINDOW
And when it's hotter outside than inside, dipshit?
No wonder so many of you die of heat-stroke every Summer.

I dated this American girl for a while
She came to my country for university which is where I met her, she was ver6 nice!

Anyway

I'd go to visit her family back in Ohio and her apparently her dad had forbidden the word "privilege" to be said
Didn't matter the context of the word, if he heard that word he would get tomato red in the face and start yelling lol

>>936819244
Thanks for sharing your SSBBW fetish. Now go die to 68 degree weather.

>>936819231
McDonald's should go out of business

>>936819211
>Be European
>Need a procedure
>Try to get government to pay for it since you pay exorbitant taxes all your life for that reason
>"Sorry! This isn't covered! You need a 'specialist' for that! Pay out of pocket for it!"
Totally never happens!

>>936819246
>Be euroretard
>House is hot
>"I'll open a window"
>Let's in the hot air from the outside
>Dies of heat stroke
Lmao. Euro squid games would actually be insane.

>>936819254
>but they wont, ergo, they shouldn't

>>936819252
OK, interesting psychotic drivel you made up, Rajneesh.

>>936819246
it is currently 87°F where I live with 70% humidity, making it feel like 97°F (30.5°C and 36.1°C respectively for you yuros). opening a window will not do shit

>>936819231
>A job's a job
I'm sorry, but no, not ALL jobs are equally valid, equally demanding or equally rewarding. And that's literally true EVERYWHERE you go, including whatever armpit of a country you are posting from.

>>936819258
Stay mad all you want
But this is 100% real lol

Chinese squid game be like
>try not to consume the dog in front of you
>try not to get ran over
>try not to release a pandemic from your biolabs

>>936819084
>>936819111
>>936819246
>You don't need AC! Just open LE WINDOW!

These are the same people who simply cannot shut up about how much supposedly smarter they are than you and everyone else on the Internet, btw.

hahah europistanis cried to the janny so hard they moved the thread
why can't they handle banter? is it the heat and lack of A/C?

>>936819260
>You shouldn't have this... JUST BECAUSE

Marricans sharting so hard janny had to move thread to containment board lol

>>936819409
That's the only time they will move lol

Europoors are mega obsessed

>>936820002
You're easy to laugh at for the idiocy of your country, why shouldn't we?

>>936820130
> You're easy to laugh at for the idiocy of your country, why shouldn't we?

>>936820130
Europoors laughing at the most powerful and relevant country on earth?

>>936820324
>Powerful
>Relevant

Your time has passed

Do Americans really?

>>936819128
The USA has been fascist since WWII

>>936822441
That's cheap

>>936819076 (OP)
I don't get it, this post was literally on topic, it's about a tv show.

>>936825203
Not as cheap as getting it for free

>>936827384
Well the screens tell me it's bad to get health care without going into generational debt.

American squid game be like:
>>YEEHAW PARDNER'S
>>TIME FOR A GUN DUEL
>>A FAMOUS CHILDREN'S GAME
>>PAIR UP AND DRAW AT 30 PACES

>>936819076 (OP)
>squid game is so original and neat
Ok zoomer, go read every dystopia book printed before 1980 and you'll realize your whole life is reruns.

>>936827682
Kek I hope this is how Europeans actually view America, please, don't come here.

Europoor squid game be like:
>>OBSESS WITH AMERICA
>>PLAY AMERICAN GAMES WATCH AMERICAN MOVIES
>>LISTEN TO THEIR FAVORITE AMERICAN MUSICIAN
MAN I HATE AMERICA :(

>>936819076 (OP)
The only way to get a house will be to compete in a Mr. Beast challenge