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Anonymous No.936820694 >>936820728 >>936820796 >>936820833 >>936820907 >>936821356 >>936821690 >>936821752 >>936822111 >>936822547 >>936823113 >>936823208 >>936827664 >>936828467 >>936830855 >>936831152 >>936831722 >>936832581 >>936835380 >>936837083 >>936837892
My actual tinder date, she wants to meet me(I'm 29yo)
Would you?
Anonymous No.936820728 >>936821356
>>936820694 (OP)

If you like gilfs, then go fot it.
Anonymous No.936820796
>>936820694 (OP)
Enjoy the mothball smell I guess.
Anonymous No.936820833 >>936821146 >>936821679
>>936820694 (OP)
>54
YEAH SHE IS WAY OLDER
Anonymous No.936820907
>>936820694 (OP)
I would meet her, but I would waste her time for fun, and steal from her. No sex.
Anonymous No.936821146 >>936821188
>>936820833
Of course, she is, probably 65, but her pussy definitely is pink as a hubba bubba
Anonymous No.936821153 >>936830934 >>936837472
Find out where she lives her social network, her family, and then show everyone and then break her by telling her what she is a pedo don’t let them get away with what they been doing to men if a man in his 50s tried to meet up with a 20 something female he is shamelessly destroyed by the cunts
it is your duty to return the favor screen shot all conversations try to get her to admit some pev things about herself then when you done outing her tell her what you did and ask her how it feels and what the fuck’s going on with capture the fucking sick poop fetish Andy post 10,000 of these a second what is the Fag mod out here
Anonymous No.936821188
>>936821146
And stretches just as well.
Anonymous No.936821356 >>936821622
>>936820694 (OP)
Lucky motherfucker
>>936820728
I'm into gilf's but I simply don't know where to find them, and tinder is a no go for me, since them old ladies don't like me
Anonymous No.936821622 >>936823159
>>936821356
>I'm into gilf's but I simply don't know where to find them
I am too and I wouldn't claim to be mega expert, i can tell you places that have worked for me. All kind of by accident.
>gyms
both of the gyms i've belonged to have had older ladies that i've fucked. Luckily in each situation they were just looking for something fun with no strings so there wasn't any weirdness afterwards.
>grocery stores
sounds stupid but older women will use this to meet guys to talk to. I'm not sure what it is about me but i seem to appear approachable as older women will strike up conversations with me about what we're shopping for. Which leads to talking about what is being made for supper, food in general, and eventually start texting with them.
>dog park
i've only had one situation where this worked out but if i put effort in i'm sure it could happen far more often.
Anonymous No.936821679
>>936820833
Yeah she looks 70 lol
Anonymous No.936821690
>>936820694 (OP)
There is no way that chick is only 54.
Anonymous No.936821752
>>936820694 (OP)
Would
Anonymous No.936822111
>>936820694 (OP)
54? She's gen X like me. Yet we look two generations apart
Anonymous No.936822547
>>936820694 (OP)
You can tell she was gorgeous when she was young
Anonymous No.936823113 >>936823683
>>936820694 (OP)
height? this is important
Anonymous No.936823159
>>936821622
I will try this, but I will end up in jail for stalking and harassing.
Anonymous No.936823208
>>936820694 (OP)
over 11 year age gap, nah you'd be riding bitch
Anonymous No.936823683 >>936823911 >>936824005 >>936824077 >>936828467 >>936828638 >>936828938 >>936831061 >>936831227 >>936834247 >>936837186
>>936823113
Her? Not in her bio, but she posted this full body pic, I think she might be a leftist, since this seems to be a bar with obama picture in it, just a guess anyway
Anonymous No.936823911
>>936823683
fuck her anon its easy pussy
Anonymous No.936824005
>>936823683
Does'nt matter had sex
Anonymous No.936824077 >>936824594
>>936823683
could be worse
Anonymous No.936824594
>>936824077
How so?
Anonymous No.936827497 >>936828467 >>936831852
I bet she does anal on the first date.
Take her!
Be kind, be attentive, drink a little but don't get hammered and then hammer her all night bruh.
In 20+years you maybe lose the love (fuck) of your lifetime, but inherit all her stuff. Winwinwin do it!
Anonymous No.936827664
>>936820694 (OP)
Mark my words, if you meet up, yall gonna have cucumber sandwiches and pecan pie
Anonymous No.936828467 >>936831852 >>936834542
>>936820694 (OP)
Ok, at the risk of outing myself as an oldfag: I'm 52. She looks...a little rough. But maybe not awful. Do you want to fuck her? Absolutely do it. She's obviously into younger guys. See what she can do for you.

I only have one ex who looks kind of this obviously old. She just...her hair went gray, then white, she doesn't color it, and she doesn't use much makeup and used to smoke and has more wrinkles than most of our peers. Honestly, I find it offputting, she used to look like that model Shalom Harlow, but now looks similar to this woman. But I know she still pulls guys, our age and much younger. And was fantastic in bed, so probably still tons of fun.

>>936823683
And at 54, that could be a bar, could just as well be in her bedroom at home. This is a classic GenX woman's bedroom mirror. From this, if it's her home, she inherited it from her 'rents when they passed and has lived there for years.

>>936827497
Quite possibly. Unless she;s sober you're getting a bj before you even leave the first bar/restaurant.
Anonymous No.936828638
>>936823683
i'd throw ropes all over those beautiful old tits
Anonymous No.936828938
>>936823683
Those are some healthy looking legs, so you're in for a good time.
Anonymous No.936830778 >>936831852
Need additional pics.
Anonymous No.936830855
>>936820694 (OP)
She aged like milk if she's really 54, go for it is real
Anonymous No.936830934
>>936821153
Spoken like a true virgin
Anonymous No.936831061 >>936831852
>>936823683
Definitely want more pics
Anonymous No.936831152
>>936820694 (OP)
Absolutely. Smash the Absolute fuck out of her. She's going to give as much as she gets so make sure you get every bit you can! The older ladies are always the freakest.
Anonymous No.936831227
>>936823683
Bruh most women are lefties. The last time I met up with a conservative "woman" it was a trap. He did have a nice tight pooper though.
Anonymous No.936831722 >>936832215
>>936820694 (OP)
Imagine the Tic Tacs and stale mints you can find in the bottom of her purse!
Anonymous No.936831852 >>936832294 >>936832600 >>936832811
As you all urged me, we're going on a date this Friday. She didn't want to have a more spicy conversation before we met, I tried for the lols, but she likes the real sex as she said

>>936827497
>I bet she does anal
However she likes from behind and made this point really clear, only this and nothing else about sex

>>936830778
>>936831061
Only two more

>>936828467
>Do you want to fuck her?
The only reason to be on tinder is to fuck single moms, and that place is not her own place, just a random restaurant, but she's a leftist, not radical and she's kinda racist against Mexicans, weird old timer
Anonymous No.936832215
>>936831722
This. Knock her socks off in bed, and she might even make you a pan of chocolate chip cookies
Anonymous No.936832294
>>936831852
Atleast you can cum in these old bags
Anonymous No.936832581
>>936820694 (OP)
Bang on Anon.
Anonymous No.936832600 >>936833814
>>936831852
Any cleavage pics
Anonymous No.936832811
>>936831852
Good deal. get that pussy, bro. Take some pics if possible. Start a thread after you've fucked her.
Anonymous No.936833814 >>936833908
>>936832600
No, but I have this other match that have some nice fun bags, she's black, I don't care anyway, I fuck anything
Anonymous No.936833908 >>936834042
>>936833814
Anonymous No.936834042
>>936833908
Eat the poop
Anonymous No.936834247 >>936835199
>>936823683
>a bar with obama picture
>be a leftist
You Murricans have no fucking clue about what a leftist is
Anonymous No.936834542
>>936828467
This man speaks truth
Anonymous No.936835199 >>936837288
>>936834247
What is then?
Anonymous No.936835282
She need some BBC
Anonymous No.936835380 >>936836936
>>936820694 (OP)
Yes. I'm 48 and chatting up an attractive 60yr old. I find the she gap sexy. We didn't have any plans to meet yet but if the chat keeps going well I'll ask her out
Anonymous No.936836936 >>936837025
>>936835380
Pics of her?
Anonymous No.936837025 >>936837472 >>936838222
>>936836936
Are you an OAPedo?
Anonymous No.936837083
>>936820694 (OP)
Post her body im into desperate gilfs
Anonymous No.936837186
>>936823683
You're retarded
Anonymous No.936837288
>>936835199
Definitely not the guy who gave a trillion taxpayer dollars to the oligarchs, made it illegal to be too poor to afford healthcare, and invented new and exciting ways to blow up middle easterners faster.
There is no such thing as an American politician who is left.
Anonymous No.936837472
>>936821153
>Interested in 29 year old
>pedo
>>936837025
respect lol
Anonymous No.936837892 >>936837920
>>936820694 (OP)

I bet her throat game is dummy

Let her pop off the denchers and give you a righterous slurping, anon

It's only right.
Anonymous No.936837920
>>936837892
righteous*
Anonymous No.936838160
gross
Anonymous No.936838222
>>936837025
What?
Anonymous No.936838394 >>936838453
Hey there! I'm a 21-year-old girl from the U.S., a bit on the curvy side, and I absolutely love taking the lead during wild chats. There's nothing better than teasing someone and watching them lose their mind while we both have a good time. I'm in that nympho zone, always down for some fun, but I’ve got a bit of anxiety, so meeting up in person isn't really my scene. That's why I'm super into spicy textingβ€”it's just way easier! If you're looking for some flirty fun, add me on that app where the pics disappear: zoy - m - e - l - l. Just remove the dashes and spaces to find me! Can't wait to chat!
Anonymous No.936838453
>>936838394
Ok I will be contacting you soon for sex