Thread 936841077

Celeb Thread - /Enjoying the low hum of the bots/ edition.

There is no way to tell what's going on under the shroud of the bump limit in the last thread now

It started with smooches that's all we know...

>>936841179
kattus

>>936841431
no I'm innocent

>>936841431
>It started with smooches
i warned him about the cooties

>>936841459
kattus maximus

In another lifetime, we used to Ninapost around these hours

>>936841519
I never listen :D
did you gimp the mic to be even bigger

poop is stored in the anus

>>936841634
rusty doesn't need gadgets to please an elleposter

>>936841701
look at the size of it

>>936841519
Next was his hands on dat BOOTY.

>>936841746
>look at the size of it
aw, you remembered what i said on our honeymoon

>>936841790
this turned into a hardcore erotica thread so gradually i didn't notice

Sex

>>936841790
dat booty
>>936841851
you like big pp

>>936841924
mods!

>>936841949
(^///^) i told you that in confidence

>>936841584
KatMaxx Pro Edition

>>936841851
This won't be quiet cause he'll make you voice this.

elle fanning has a monstrous fat ass

>>936841992
the pro edition sounds expensive i hope it's worth the price!

none of the jurassic park movies are any good
they're all terrible
yes even the first one is bad too
i tried watching it recently
i don't know why everybody says its good, must be nostalgia

>>936841991
just before I rub it all over your face

>>936842003
just like i voiced those wimpy kids novels! ;_;

>>936842101
bully! (i, uh...i didn't say stop)

>>936842095
>t. Avengers number one fan

>>936842069
it comes with a free year of Kat+

>>936842195
seriously?! a full year of Kat+? they're practically giving her away! is that promo still going?

>>936842145
licc it or I bully

the only good dinosaur movie is tammy and the t rex

>>936842263
act now or you might lose out on unlimited butt access

>>936842268
>or
>not and
i'd like to speak to a manager

>>936842145
This does not rhyme!

Not to say that erratic whimpers and sobs should rhyme

>>936842292
hey now don't try to hustle me with that unlimited* butt access smooth talk. let me guess you get two butt accesses a month then it's throttled to 1 every three weeks right??

>>936822862
>ai is much easier, less work. thats basically it.
that's the reason ai is popular, now the laziest most untalented and uncreative people in the world can call themselves artists

shit thread

>>936842304
mr manager here what's the problem

>>936842437
Very loud clapping noises can be heard through the walls, what is up with that

>>936842268
It appears the No-Bully Zone signs aren't working.

Keep it up tho he DESERVES it a lil >:U

>>936842369
butt bandwidth may be tighter than you expect

i wonder how the republicans and fox news will try to distract us from the epstein files this time

>>936842411
God forbid people will use a tool that makes life easier. First time in the history of humanity, too.

>>936842361
oh, um...

my name is wimpy
i'm small and shrimpy
skinny and wirey
and i keep a diary

>>936842437
i didn't think you'd actually call 'em!
>shatters bottle on the floor
scatter!

allison I apologize I do not have a picture of jonathan frakes for you today

>>936842611
aha! I knew it! there's no doubt that butt would be suuuuuuper tight. the bandwidth i mean.
thank god there's still other "ports" of hers that can be accessed freely during the downtime

>>936842649
making life easier for hacks. it's a cop-out. why even try to be good at anything anymore

>>936842504
that's doggy sex
>>936842534
just cause you want it too :D
>>936842686
lmao come back ere

>>936842649
speaking of tools, what have you been up to?

bill o'reilly is still talking about joe biden
"the biden cover-up"
jesus christ
biden hasn't been relevant in half a year, i've almost forgotten about him already

>>936842723
it's okay - i keep an emergency lunch tin full of them behind the water heater

besides, ricci always makes a day brighter <3

>>936842759
i have scarpered, and i shan't be returning
trolly lolly lieeee

>>936842686
No no it was my bad, thought we were playing the rhyme game. With you on the mike, you know, in the pictures. But it turned out to be you on someone's cock. Crazy night! (So sorry)

>>936842729
Katt comfortably fits three adults per ride

>>936842853
Been talking to some very hurt and fragile manchildren. What's up?

>>936842759
'Cause he knew about the Talking Heads music vid with Sersh and DID NOT TELL ME.
>post_buffet_elle.jpg

>>936842929
noooooooo sir! she *can* but it doesn't mean she *should*!
that will greatly diminish her service life and elasticity! one adult per ride and 30 minutes max. no ands if or butts. it's in the EULA

>>936842973
sorry to hear you've been tied up with family business

>>936842877
you're like a bunny
>>936843016
>sershsideboob.png

>>936842892
oddly enough, this exact same thing happened to me at the 1984 world chess championship in bangkok

>>936843016
;_; i didn't mean to hurt yyyooouuu

>>936842877
well that's good, it's always good to keep a hidden stash of frakes

have you been comfy?

>>936843028
the Rear End User License Agreement

>>936843053
i could make a very tacky joke but i shall refrain <3
>wiggles bunny nose at you instead

>>936843070
tbh work's been super stressful this week but i'm managing and i'm comfy atm sittin' on the couch with my doggie <3

how have you been, dear?

So much goonin

>>936842517
>>936842943

weebs must have built this girl in a lab

>>936843053
Always the sideboob, never the front
>>936843057
You didn't mean to cut me off? Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing???

>>936843178
meh sorry about work, I've been alright, just playing demon's souls alot, works been same ol'

>>936843167
that pic is sooo damn good! talk about great advertising for her services!

>Rear End User License Agreement
kek, and I read every word of it front to back.
what's the fine if for... accidentally using her rear end? like if you were on top of her like in that pic and whoops... it slipped inside?

>>936843229
i'm tryin' not to look so young and miserable ;_;

>>936843259
hey, that reminds me - i found a copy of bloodborne still in the shrinkwrap in my closet

>>936843057
I don't think I have a follow up on that. But it was suppa fun!

all the pro-AI people looking really stupid today, as usual

>>936843178
was it a bouncing joke or a carrot joke
>>936843229
why never the front

>>936843294
the fee's flat, unlike her bum, so you might as well have a lot of whoops after the first. at least wipe it down for the next guy

>>936843383
hah nice, I used to have a physical copy, I'm not even sure what happened to it...they're both on ps+

>>936843383
Alright that one went over my head, unless you're a Kenny Chesney fan.
>>936843429
Oscarbait Syndrome. Many such cases!

>>936843422
>Not mentioning nazi Mask literally saying he will meddle with grok inputs
No one cares about your one sided yelling at the clouds.

>>936843422
>Stein(((((((berg)))))))

>>936843404
see how she looks in that picture you posted? the big smile? hands on the hips? that's us right now

we had a nice time

>>936843429
it, um...it was a breeding joke

>>936843481
it was a gift from my mama but for some reason i never got to it, but i may break it out this weekend and go on an adventure while i wait for silent hill f

i hear the soulsesque games are super challenging so i expect to get beat up a lot

>>936843531
sersho, i could hug ya sometimes
you're adorable

>>936843548
yeah and you trust that shit technology with your future. good luck

real penis stroking hours

>>936843452
Thanks for the Katt snacc Anon but I'm sweating profusely right now. My room feels like it's on fire. I'm gonna have to cut our convo short. ):

>>936843617
Ohhh, you're sweet (but you're psycho, a little bit psycho)!

>>936843531
fix it now pls
>>936843617
but if I do that extra deep you'll def get cooties
>>936843651
based

>>936843622
It literally says you can't trust it right there on the input bar meaning you need to fax check it. How dumb are you actually anon?

the hell kinda name is Bet-David

>>936843664
if you think you're hot for Katt now, wait til the weekend

>>936843777
Oh I am, I am waiting for the weekend kek
Speaking of, I should buy a couple more air conditioners to prepare lmao

:-] TY Kat-non. You take care now.

>>936843771
maybe you *fact* check it and you should but you know a lot of people don't. a lot of you allow yourselves to be easily manipulated by the richest and one of the most evil people in the world

start with demons souls, I'm terrible at souls games, and I'm pretty bad at this one but I'm getting better and better, it's a good intro and I'm having alot of fun with it, albeit it can be very frustrating lol, but rewarding

I even went back and tried to replay bloodborne which I never could get anywhere in and got like 3 hours into it after playing demons souls, gonna do it after demons souls, but I feel I'm gonna be playing this one a while

I did not mean to type that much

What am I missing

>>936843915
you can start by removing 8 of those

>>936843751
psycho killer? :P

>>936843768
i don't believe you
better prove it

>>936843879
you didn't type too much or too little
you typed precisely as much as you meant to

>>936843915
amadeus

>>936843768
we love to stroke dont we folks

>>936843862
Oh god youre so insightful anon (not). A generative ai, you had a momentary beef with just a minute ago before you realized it wasnt only made for making pictures, now hits your with text. What's next, sounds? Videos? We have to stop this immediately.

>>936843933
so hot damn
>>936844050
gimme 10 mins I'll be back as a jackhammer I mean jackrabbit

>>936842723
Not a celeb

>>936843768
Is that Billie Elle-ish?

I'm tryin' to fix it but her agent has blocked my calls!
>>936844050
DON'T remind me (snorting emoji)
>>936843915
Thief is better than Heat imho, also add Sorcerer and Once Upon A Time in The West

>>936843879
Not a cel

>>936844156
sersheysideboob

>>936844105
here comes peter cottontail
kissing down my happy trail
hippity hoppity this bed's gonna pay

>>936844156
sorry to...rub it in :3

>>936844340
succubus

>>936843531
Made an attempt at nudifying, turned out ok.

>>936844156
Good idea anon

We need a LOT more Kiki posts here. Where is my queen?

>>936844518
>Where is my queen?
Getting pounded into a mattress by John Mayer.

>>936844659
big
tits

Think I’ll do a pavaga fap tonite

>>936844331
You better behave or I'll tell the Elleposter not to hold back! also the thumbnail of your pic looks like a screenshot from the Chernobyl miniseries
>>936844483
it's missing the swoop, anon! the swoop of her boobs!

>>936844702
not great
not terrible
(actually, murph is great and i want to do terrible things to her)

>>936844741
I really like her hair

>>936844800
i could say the same about ricci <3
but yes, murph hair is soft and shiny

i'm eatin' ice cream
just wanted to put that out there

>>936844680
Big lust

>>936844800
Not a cleb

>>936844573
Yesssss fuck

>>936844156
>Is that Billie Elle-ish?
kinda but her head is smaller than Billie's boobs
>>936844331
did you buy headboard insurance

>>936844990
pls i can only bite my lip so hard

>>936845110
not again..

Semen on the verge of getting spunked for Salma

>>936845112
bite the pillow + take it

>>936844741
Mur...freesboro, Tennessee?
>>936844990
All the better for motorboating, and I DON'T mean the kind with an Evinrude!

>>936845194
you're the pillow
i'm going to draw blood

>>936845260
that town tried to ban our love!

>>936845260
mmm motorboating
>>936845370
you're gonna get so much cooties

>>936844340
Attempt

>>936844702
hmmmmmm good point, might try again and increase swoopiness, smart thinking

>>936845133
you're a naughty one aren't you

>>936845468
my horoscope was right!

>>936845583
bite my wrist like a vampire while I keep you dowm

>>936845561
maybe ..

>>936845370
To be fair, our love was very loud, and public, and... sticky
>>936845468
haburburuburubuguburuburb

>>936845694
when i break the skin, paint my face with your blood, lick a little off, and kiss it into my mouth while you choke me a little

i mean, oh you, such a kidder

>>936845703
we had a permit
a permit!

>>936845703
do you post Billie too anon
>>936845775
you're bad you're not suppose to actually make me cum :D
I choke hard

>>936845700
get naughtier

>>936846018
>>936844509

>>936846018
when you're close, don't stop choking until you climax no matter how glassy my eyes become because trust me i'm into it

i mean, um...seen any fun clips of elle in that vidya game that just came out? heh heh

>>936846034
you're such a tease

>>936845775
MMMMEEENNNDOOOOZZAAAAA!!!
>>936846018
sorry no, i do not have any Boobie Eilish!

>>936846222
>simpsons trips

>>936846152
my specialty.
i'm gonna get really naughty then eat my nut tonight

>>936846112
but that's not real is it
>>936846143
bad anon bad you'd make me cum too hard I wouldn't even stop choking
>>936846222
just Sersh's lils :D

>>936846329
ill join you

>>936846337
i guess if i'm going to die there are worse ways to go than feeling you release into me while you wring my neck like a dishrag

i mean, uh...um...
i got nothin'

>>936846359
smol <3

>>936846454
>die
nooooo but you will get crushed and choked and filled with so much cooties but you can't die we need to do it again

>>936846337
Oh it defs is, I don't post ai crap

>>936846581
oh, um...you could kill me just a little if you want, then just give me cpr

as a treat

>>936846595
how can someone so short be so leggy?

>>936846656
She stretches them a lot.

>>936846337
Tiny tater tots, is the preferred term
>>936846315
>now I'm Pruuuune Tracy! Take that D-
>NED, STOP IT AT ONCE

>>936846716
makes it easier for me to give her headpats

>>936846740
ha! one of the underrated gem jokes of the series

>>936846852
And harder to pull her off you.

>>936845550
>>936843531
Retry

>>936846740
>>936846852
>>936846893
Bald

>>936846893
way to completely sandbag me with sexy may-z right after all that wholesome may-z

>>936846716
cute Maisie legs! ooh-la-la!

>>936847103
Mommy milkers.

>>936847093
you're killin' me, smalls

>>936847129
oooooh, she's just askin' for it
>headpat

>>936845550
>>936846980
fucking hell, there we go woops

>>936847146
>>936847242

I am exactly who I think I am.

>>936847129
>>936847093
Maisie milkers!

picking up tiny Maisie and putting her in your shopping cart like a big loaf of pumpernickel...

>>936847274
>>936847430
sleepy

you two take good care of yourselves <3

>>936847430
>>936847556
>>936847609
baldy

>>936847458
hahaha, yes, just like that!
>>936847556
big hugs for sleepy boy!

>>936845550
>>936844892
>>936844659
>>936844680
Fuck off

poltroon

new
>>936849789
>>936849789
>>936849789

>>936843167
hot

CUM

>>936858520
Weird

goon

whores

gooooonnnn

cum

kizzz

goon

cooommm