Thread 936845284

Does this thing deserve the hate it gets?

>>936845284 (OP)
yes it does
why didn't he just incorporate is electric car bullshit into a standard truck body?

>>936845393
You mean like Rivian, GMC, Chevrolet, Dodge, Slate?

>>936845284 (OP)
I work for AAA. We tow Teslas and other electric cars constantly. I would never but one.

>>936845841
No you don’t. Tesla has their own roadside assistance that a majority of tesla owners use.

>>936845921
yes Elon shows up in his own electric.tm helicopter with cocoa and blankets xddddddddddddd

>>936845841
Gargle dicks fake tow truck tranny

>>936845284 (OP)
Yes. They're pieces of shit that are constantly breaking down or fracturing their aluminum frames

>>936845284 (OP)
You have to see one irl to appreciate it.

>>936846251
I drove one

>>936845284 (OP)
Wouldn't take a free one. To be more specific, I wouldn't take one when it was a new idea never mind a production pos.

>>936846251
I've seen three of them in person and as much as I hate Musk and his shitty vehicles I gotta admit they look cool as fuck by my standards.

All accounts point towards them being fragile little useless pieces of shit though so y'know. I'd drive one if I won it in a contest or something I guess.

>>936845284 (OP)
this is the car that black hitler would drive

>>936846772
Shitler?

>>936846035
Elon made his faggot son troon out.

>>936847054
Elon disowned his faggot son

>>936846410
It’s a $70,000+ vehicle, but you wouldn’t take it for free.

>>936847175
Pride makes men stupid

>>936845284 (OP)
Yes. Reminds me of the movie Total Recall which was a cringe vision of the future

>>936845284 (OP)
I've driven way worse EV's

I love the cybertruck! And by cybertruck, I mean the new model y

>>936845284 (OP)
I'm a well off nerdy single man that loves cheesy scifi as much as i love trucks. I was fucking HYPED when Tesla announced a fucking CYBER TRUCK.

The hype hit a brick wall real fucking fast. About as fast as that shot put sunk into that side window.

Nazi shit aside, no its not a flop, yet, but it will always be remembered as a driving dumpster that only the edgiest of incels could enjoy

>>936849184
i see a bunch of mexicans driving them here, def not a flop my guy

>>936845284 (OP)
>Does this thing deserve the hate it gets?
In a way, yes. Its body is one welded piece, so if it gets hit in an accident, its basically totaled. Other cars, you can replace the bumper, the quarter panels, etc. The entire body has to be replaced. Same, if the rear welds break from towing something. The car itself seems to be Ok, as far as modern cars go. Most new cars today have massive problems, failures and breakdown issues, so the Tesla's problems aren't unusual for a modern car. Ford for example is having massive warranty issues across several new vehicle models. You can easily google the tesla truck collision repair problems and the towing weld failure issues.

>>936849462
Well teslas are pretty easily totaled, especially once the battery is impacted

>>936849462
you can't drive this shit through a car wash fuck off with your elon musk ball-jobbing u rent-a-mouth mothafucka

>>936850122
Car Wash mode

>>936850015
>Well teslas are pretty easily totaled, especially once the battery is impacted
Hell yes, and if the towing company thinks the battery was damaged in the collision, most towing companies wont even tow it. They don't want the car on their trucks or in their lot. This goes for most EV's. Fire hazard that even Fire Departments don't want to touch. Its dam near impossible to put out a EV battery fire. Burn far to hot and creates its own oxygen which makes the tons of water the fire department is using, next to useless.

>>936845284 (OP)
How does an inanimate object "deserve" anything?
It just sits there. All the emotional bullshit is just made up in your head and heaped on it, and is meaningless.

>>936850242
Good think teslas dont need other companies lol they have their own insurance and towing.

>>936845284 (OP)
log fag thread
he sucks musk's cock

enrage the retard
enrage it

>>936850524
Meds E

>>936850703
E doesn't exist. Musk is a Blood Diamond Nazi who makes torchable shitty cars.
Mad this isn't your hugbox, Gurbles?

>>936845284 (OP)
I'd rather be seen in a sleek, Ioniq 9 than that obnoxious monstrosity to be honest

>>936851005
The new model y is really nice, I just test drove one a couple days ago

>>936850015
Most EVs are pretty easily totaled

>>936851072
I'm getting those Dodge Charger / Challenger vibes every time Elon releases a new model Tesla with almost the exact same, dumb design with the kicked-in grill from aeons ago

>>936851275
Yeah their parts are expensive. Idk I don’t know much about cars

>>936845284 (OP)
I was pretty stoked on it when I saw the prototype, but unfortunately in person it looks pretty stupid if you ask me. A real shame, they could have had this generations delorean on their hands but fucked it up completely

>>936851301
That’s the old y. This is the new y

>>936845284 (OP)
total piece of shit

See, there’s a cybertruck in Fortnite.

>>936852197
prostitute

>>936852300
Shut up pedo

>>936852356
no ur a pedo

>>936852415
proof?

your thread sucks big logshit

I hate cybertruck owners, not the truck itself

>>936852522
Meds E

>>936852546
That’s fair

I know "reddit lmao" but the reddit thread called cyberstuck convinced me not to buy it when I was going to, there is a insane amount of shit wrong with the truck, But the other normal looking cars? No those don't deserve much hate

>>936852727
Who cares about reddit dude it’s 2025 and reddit is a hub of niche interests. I can’t tell you how many times some random retarded shit would happen in my life and I’d type something like “stubbed toe on garden gnome reddit” into google

>>936852984
so you're just glazing musk

>>936853100
Where at all have I mentioned Elon

>>936853114
its his vehicle he mostly designed it

>>936853136
Except he didn’t. Franz von Holzhausen did.

>>936853151
so youre saying he had no part in it at all

>>936853188
He paid for it and said he wanted a truck

>>936853198
and you think he didnt look at any part of it until it was finished. no wonder they suck

>>936853240
They’re computer nerds that made a quirky truck, they have no concept of actual blue collar work so there are a lot of things they overlooked and will surely be improved upon in future releases

>>936851375
Lol elon's ripping off Hyundai. It's over

>>936845284 (OP)
How much of the hate is directed at its deficiencies as an automobile and how much of the hate directed at it is political bullshit? If the first number is less than 100% and the second number is greater than 0% it is receiving more hate than it deserves.

>>936855177
They ctually are pretty damn shit. A stupid boy's idea of sci-fi cool looking truck from the 80s that will crunch your finger off in three different pinch-points before it tips over.
Don't get me started on cleaning the shits.

>>936855121
Yeah because Hyundai can do even a single thing a Tesla can

>>936848829
Trivia Time: Total Recall was a stack of Ron Cobb's rejected sketches/ideas for Alien that were slathered all over a Phillip K Dick short story. It's a good action movie and Arnold got to shoot Sharon Stone in the head.

>>936855205
Ohh they are absolutely garbage, but much like the beatles being overrated on account of its impossible for them not to be, the Cybertruck is similarly underrated.

>>936855210
You may not believe it, but Hyundai puts out a pretty danged good electric fleet. A whole ton of companies would do well to crib their game.

>>936855296
>much like the beatles being overrated on account of its impossible for them not to be, the Cybertruck is similarly underrated
It's dangerous, fragile and looks stupid. You can't clean them. It's an abortion. Are you rage baiting?

>>936855296
Tesla isn’t looking to be part of fleets. They don’t need to. They have autonomy

>>936845284 (OP)
Yes.
/thread

>>936855334
By fleet, I mean the mass of vehicles produced. Just like how the CAFE standard is concerned with a manufacturer's fleet makeup when taking mileage into account.

>>936855374
Are you implying that tesla isn’t one of the best selling cars?

>>936855405
The only things I've implied so far are that the Cybertruck is kinda crap and that even taking that into account it receives a disproportionate amount of hate. I've said nothing about the rest of the Tesla lineup, but if asked would probably agree that they are above average cars. This just proves that even the best manufacturers are capable of firing out a turd every once in a while.

>>936855546
The cybertruck is no different than the other options for Tesla. They’re all pretty uniform, all pretty much the same. You just have to find out which package suits your lifestyle. Most won’t say a cybertruck and that’s why the model y is one of the best selling cars this year alone

>>936855575
The other options do the job they're designed for better. The Cybertruck is just plain bad at being a truck.

>>936855700
But it’s plain the only one on the planet that can drive itself everywhere in America