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Anonymous No.936848460 [Report] >>936848517 >>936848571 >>936850094 >>936850893 >>936851101 >>936851444 >>936851973 >>936852039 >>936852252 >>936853704 >>936854697 >>936854820 >>936855019 >>936855176 >>936855267
Seen superman yet? This guy has.
Anonymous No.936848517 [Report] >>936848571 >>936855452
>>936848460 (OP)
Why are Californians like this
Anonymous No.936848571 [Report]
>>936848460 (OP)
>>936848517
Anonymous No.936850094 [Report]
>>936848460 (OP)
At least I'm not this guy.
Anonymous No.936850893 [Report] >>936851039 >>936851298 >>936855200
>>936848460 (OP)
i didn't know they were making another one
did they make Lois Lane a sheboon? or did they make him Lewis Lane and he tops Clark every night?
Anonymous No.936851039 [Report] >>936851592
>>936850893
I thought they made Superman gay or bisexual, recently, so I don't know about that.
Anonymous No.936851101 [Report]
>>936848460 (OP)
If you ever feel bad about yourself or your situation, just look at this fucking faggot and take a big sigh of relief you aren't him
Things can always be worse...
Anonymous No.936851298 [Report] >>936851665 >>936852525
>>936850893
>did they make Lois Lane a sheboon?
They just made her a Casca, which is fine because I love this look
Anonymous No.936851444 [Report]
>>936848460 (OP)

Superfaggot
Anonymous No.936851592 [Report]
>>936851039
Jon, son of Clark and Lois, is bisexual. They never made the original Superman bisexual
Anonymous No.936851665 [Report] >>936852054
>>936851298
Catwoman was also black in the 1970s. And the new Lois Lane is fucking hot, she's a delicious brown half-Korean tomboy.
Anonymous No.936851973 [Report]
>>936848460 (OP)
The reason is simple
Anonymous No.936852039 [Report] >>936852220
>>936848460 (OP)
movie theatres still exist?
I thought only the bar/restaurant food theatres with comfy massage reclining chairs were profitable anymore.
Anonymous No.936852054 [Report] >>936852541
>>936851665
Catwoman was black in the '60s (Eartha Kitt), 2000s (Halle Berry) and 2020s (Zoe Kravitz)
Anonymous No.936852120 [Report] >>936852149 >>936855470
You are grown men. Watching a children's movie about a superhero.
Anonymous No.936852149 [Report] >>936852206 >>936854233
>>936852120
how else am i supposed to cum?
Anonymous No.936852206 [Report]
>>936852149
Superhero movies about children who are played by fully grown men.
Anonymous No.936852220 [Report] >>936852327
>>936852039
Maybe if you left the house, you'd know
Anonymous No.936852252 [Report]
>>936848460 (OP)
did gameovergreggy get the last popcorn bucket?!
Anonymous No.936852327 [Report] >>936853808 >>936854125 >>936855228
>>936852220
I go once a year to watch Rifftrax live, but they only play at cheap shitty 1990s quality theatres.
Rarely see anyone coming for any of the new releases.
I don't watch new films, but everyone seems to just watch it streaming rather than go to some faggot expensive shitty seat theatre. Maybe that was pandemic based, but nobody i know sees new films in theatres anymore.
Anonymous No.936852525 [Report]
>>936851298
Yeah. The newest Lois Lane doesn't even remotely look black.
Anonymous No.936852541 [Report] >>936852587 >>936852668
>>936852054
Zoe Kravitz is half black and half jewish
and she's halachically jewish, since her mother and mother's mother are, as well
Anonymous No.936852587 [Report] >>936852680
>>936852541
all three of those women are mixed
Anonymous No.936852668 [Report] >>936852695
>>936852541
>Kravitz
I now remember that one summer Lenny Kravitz existed
Anonymous No.936852680 [Report] >>936852697
>>936852587
then it's not really right to call any of them black
just like Obama wasn't the first black president, he was the first mulatto president
Anonymous No.936852695 [Report] >>936852771
>>936852668
did u go his way?
Anonymous No.936852697 [Report]
>>936852680
a nigger is a nigger
Anonymous No.936852771 [Report]
>>936852695
i primarily remember he tried to cash in on covering American Woman
His cover was decent, but got me to listen to the original version that was far better
Anonymous No.936853704 [Report]
>>936848460 (OP)
This man sleeps in the hotel chair
Anonymous No.936853808 [Report] >>936855240 >>936855358
>>936852327
>Rifftrax
Anonymous No.936854125 [Report] >>936855358
>>936852327
>rifftrax
Holy shit what a pleb
Anonymous No.936854233 [Report] >>936854341
>>936852149
I pity you, become more cultured
Anonymous No.936854341 [Report] >>936854389
>>936854233
source?
Anonymous No.936854389 [Report] >>936854470
>>936854341
La Reine Margot
Anonymous No.936854470 [Report] >>936854631
>>936854389
Does Adjani wear the red trunks though?
Anonymous No.936854631 [Report]
>>936854470
She wears red multiple times
Anonymous No.936854697 [Report]
>>936848460 (OP)
I was hoping this was a gif, and this guy was going to get his jugular bit by a lunging cat.
Anonymous No.936854820 [Report]
>>936848460 (OP)
he posted this for engagement. you've engaged. he's won.
Anonymous No.936855019 [Report] >>936855140
>>936848460 (OP)
I fucking hate superman's wicked gay textured suit.
Anonymous No.936855140 [Report]
>>936855019
>superman's suit makes me feel gay
Anonymous No.936855176 [Report]
>>936848460 (OP)
I will patiently be waiting for somebody to turn this into the next soyjak.
Anonymous No.936855200 [Report] >>936855239
>>936850893
Lois Lane is now a non passing thai tranny who tops Superman in several very explicit and therefore demonic sex scenes
I send a strong worded letter to their main office
Anonymous No.936855228 [Report]
>>936852327
I like Rifftrax live. Those three guys have been consistently funny for over thirty years. They always deliver.
Anonymous No.936855239 [Report]
>>936855200
damn now i want to see this movie
Anonymous No.936855240 [Report]
>>936853808
That doesn't make any sense. I know you have shitty taste but I guess you're retarded too.
Anonymous No.936855267 [Report]
>>936848460 (OP)
>le snarky reddit humor man trying to make a Superman movie
I know it will be infinitely worse than the depressing Snyder ones
Why the fuck can't Hollywood just make a good Superman movie, where a genuine hero who embodies every best American value smashes the shit out of some supervillain purely because it's the right thing to do
Anonymous No.936855358 [Report] >>936855398
>>936854125
>>936853808
>doesn't like rifftrax
Anonymous No.936855398 [Report] >>936855433
>>936855358
Rifftrax is dogshit, fuck off retard
Anonymous No.936855433 [Report] >>936855459 >>936855645
>>936855398
>Rifftrax is dogshit,
Kill yourself immediately holy shit
imagine getting filtered by the funniest people in the biz
Rudely Spelling No.936855452 [Report]
>>936848517
What do you mean? Why do Californians ... like stuff?
Dont you?
Anonymous No.936855459 [Report] >>936855466
>>936855433
Imagine being such an NPC that you need other people to tell you how to feel about a movie
Anonymous No.936855466 [Report]
>>936855459
>Imagine being such an NPC that you need other people to tell you how to feel about a movie
... wait, are you getting Rifftrax mixed up with those fat Redlettermedia faggots
Rudely Spelling No.936855470 [Report]
>>936852120
Its not a childrens movie just because the main theme Is ridiculous.
If it was then Crank would be a childrens movie.
Anonymous No.936855645 [Report]
>>936855433
>the funniest people in the biz
Kys and fuck you pleb, you don't even watch cinema