Seen superman yet? This guy has.

>>936848460 (OP)
Why are Californians like this

>>936848460 (OP)
>>936848517

>>936848460 (OP)
At least I'm not this guy.

>>936848460 (OP)
i didn't know they were making another one
did they make Lois Lane a sheboon? or did they make him Lewis Lane and he tops Clark every night?

>>936850893
I thought they made Superman gay or bisexual, recently, so I don't know about that.

>>936848460 (OP)
If you ever feel bad about yourself or your situation, just look at this fucking faggot and take a big sigh of relief you aren't him
Things can always be worse...

>>936850893
>did they make Lois Lane a sheboon?
They just made her a Casca, which is fine because I love this look

>>936848460 (OP)

Superfaggot

>>936851039
Jon, son of Clark and Lois, is bisexual. They never made the original Superman bisexual

>>936851298
Catwoman was also black in the 1970s. And the new Lois Lane is fucking hot, she's a delicious brown half-Korean tomboy.

>>936848460 (OP)
The reason is simple

>>936848460 (OP)
movie theatres still exist?
I thought only the bar/restaurant food theatres with comfy massage reclining chairs were profitable anymore.

>>936851665
Catwoman was black in the '60s (Eartha Kitt), 2000s (Halle Berry) and 2020s (Zoe Kravitz)

You are grown men. Watching a children's movie about a superhero.

>>936852120
how else am i supposed to cum?

>>936852149
Superhero movies about children who are played by fully grown men.

>>936852039
Maybe if you left the house, you'd know

>>936848460 (OP)
did gameovergreggy get the last popcorn bucket?!

>>936852220
I go once a year to watch Rifftrax live, but they only play at cheap shitty 1990s quality theatres.
Rarely see anyone coming for any of the new releases.
I don't watch new films, but everyone seems to just watch it streaming rather than go to some faggot expensive shitty seat theatre. Maybe that was pandemic based, but nobody i know sees new films in theatres anymore.

>>936851298
Yeah. The newest Lois Lane doesn't even remotely look black.

>>936852054
Zoe Kravitz is half black and half jewish
and she's halachically jewish, since her mother and mother's mother are, as well

>>936852541
all three of those women are mixed

>>936852541
>Kravitz
I now remember that one summer Lenny Kravitz existed

>>936852587
then it's not really right to call any of them black
just like Obama wasn't the first black president, he was the first mulatto president

>>936852668
did u go his way?

>>936852680
a nigger is a nigger

>>936852695
i primarily remember he tried to cash in on covering American Woman
His cover was decent, but got me to listen to the original version that was far better

>>936848460 (OP)
This man sleeps in the hotel chair

>>936852327
>Rifftrax

>>936852327
>rifftrax
Holy shit what a pleb

>>936852149
I pity you, become more cultured

>>936854233
source?

>>936854341
La Reine Margot

>>936854389
Does Adjani wear the red trunks though?

>>936854470
She wears red multiple times

>>936848460 (OP)
I was hoping this was a gif, and this guy was going to get his jugular bit by a lunging cat.

>>936848460 (OP)
he posted this for engagement. you've engaged. he's won.

>>936848460 (OP)
I fucking hate superman's wicked gay textured suit.

>>936855019
>superman's suit makes me feel gay

>>936848460 (OP)
I will patiently be waiting for somebody to turn this into the next soyjak.

>>936850893
Lois Lane is now a non passing thai tranny who tops Superman in several very explicit and therefore demonic sex scenes
I send a strong worded letter to their main office

>>936852327
I like Rifftrax live. Those three guys have been consistently funny for over thirty years. They always deliver.

>>936855200
damn now i want to see this movie

>>936853808
That doesn't make any sense. I know you have shitty taste but I guess you're retarded too.

>>936848460 (OP)
>le snarky reddit humor man trying to make a Superman movie
I know it will be infinitely worse than the depressing Snyder ones
Why the fuck can't Hollywood just make a good Superman movie, where a genuine hero who embodies every best American value smashes the shit out of some supervillain purely because it's the right thing to do

>>936854125
>>936853808
>doesn't like rifftrax

>>936855358
Rifftrax is dogshit, fuck off retard

>>936855398
>Rifftrax is dogshit,
Kill yourself immediately holy shit
imagine getting filtered by the funniest people in the biz

>>936848517
What do you mean? Why do Californians ... like stuff?
Dont you?

>>936855433
Imagine being such an NPC that you need other people to tell you how to feel about a movie

>>936855459
>Imagine being such an NPC that you need other people to tell you how to feel about a movie
... wait, are you getting Rifftrax mixed up with those fat Redlettermedia faggots

>>936852120
Its not a childrens movie just because the main theme Is ridiculous.
If it was then Crank would be a childrens movie.

>>936855433
>the funniest people in the biz
Kys and fuck you pleb, you don't even watch cinema