Thread 936859185

>>936858952
Jacob is my favorite but god damn Noah can make me cum so fucking hard. OMGosh so many ropes of hot spunk.

FUCK IT. COCK IN HAND LET'S ROLL..

>IF THIS POST ENDS IN...

Odds: Fap again to Noah
Evens: Fap again but to Jacob.
Dubs: Fap to Jacob and Noah
Trips: Jacob / Jaeden / Noah

- - -

ANYWAY. Enough of that. Last post from me for while. Do try and ignore the posts from that woefully pathetic person who tries to impersonate me.

>If needs be I can start posting pics of Jacob with every post as confirmation it's actually me. Lord knows I have enough pics...

I go play with my penis now.

Toodles Snoodles,
x

>>936859191
>1
Noah it is.

Toodles Snoodles,
x

had that waiting, just sitting there shaking

>>936859211
>>936859211
CHANGE OF PLANS CHANGE OF PLANS.

THIS POST ENDED IN DUBS.

Jacob and Noah fappy time is GO GO GO

>>936859216
My cock gonna be shaking when I shoot ropes of hot cummies for the second time this morning. Legs too. Whole body orgasms are soooo intense.

Toodles Snoodles,
x

>>936859244
OMGosh dubs again. The shota queens WANT me to fap to Jacob AND Noah.

tee-hee.

But for real this time.

Bye.

>>936859185 (OP)
why her eyes so schocked..

>>936859244
at least you enjoy yourself, one can't deny that, good for you, most of us here don't have that ability

>>936859290
is this real? I never know anymore

firm up those measurements

>>936859312
yes

I just wish I was witty and creative instead of instead of having to resort to this everytime I'm triggered

lil aris wents to a party!

Yesterday was so humiliating

Faking anonymous support and social outings? What am I, Beady?

post celeb gyn pics

the mens tolds lil aris of a new game
called the hall of fame!@

the selection of lil aris is first, for strawberry
berries one! she becomes the hall!

then lil aris drops her panties and shows!
so the mens take turns and sample a
taste of lil aris bum! for her hall fame!

Homosexual pedophilia in a defenseless,
weak, pathetic attempt to desperately try and trigger... anyone? What am I, Troy?

>>936859497
Mommy

But it's all I have

>>936859578
you're acting an awful lot like bd right now

It's so fucking embarrassing

Constant projection? Copying insults? I'm so fucking weak

Just give me one shred of information I can use as ammunition so I can stop this

I can't believe I had to go back to this shit again

>>936859290
>>936859497
Fucking hell

Same obnoxious posts and desperately hopeless attempts to trigger those who humiliate me

Different child actor

>>936859666
Seems to have worked. Gay pedophile is playing with his penis and you're here doing this.

Remind me how you're better than jtard?

>>936859555
every time lil aris farts spouts when a
tongue is happens in her bum she gets one toot
point! if lil aris accumulates twelve toot
points she wins super golden fame!

and if lil ari's dark donkey spouts out of her
bum thats a Doogies Mess and all
the men can cluster around it on the
ground and feed for six minutes or
such as its empty plated and gone!

>>936859799
these are low key the best part of /cel/

carry on

If I posted here 1000 times per day, I'd hit an average of:

>100 dubs

>10 trips

>1 quad

And I post a hell of a lot more than 1000 times per day.

Yet these digits are the closest thing I have to an accomplishment?

I'm so embarrassing.

Please get triggered.

>>936859477
>>936859496
>>936859563
>>936859578
>>936859599
>>936859619
>>936859635
>>936859646
>>936859666
>>936859882

I'm not sure why you're fighting but in 10 posts. You rolled.

2x Dubs
1x Trips

I'm so hopeless

All I do is play make believe

The reality is too much to bear

I think it was the MLP stuff that finally broke me

>hurrdurr oh yeah you think you can mock me well I'm gonna tug my weird little dick to small boys and did I mention I have an office chair checkmate pedos

So fucking humiliating.

Why do I do this to myself?

I'm going to double down and loathe myself even more.

Please get triggered.

I can't believe you, you're just...laughing. troy is over there, drooling, and having sex with a burrito wrapped in a sock with the word "nefyew" scribbled on it, and you're laughing.

>>936860273
lmao

Remember when Disney went all out for grand openings? Daytime fireworks, hot air balloons, regular balloons, singers, dancers, random cast members wielding umbrellas ON TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN! The Eisner era was a wild ride, and this was just a glimpse of the madness to come. We’ll likely never see the likes of this again.

the next day lil aris went to the mall North
Rooder! the men came ups to lil aris as she walked through the mall!

oldm-that i do have scooter to avail
and sucker lil aris, for a taste of her bum!
by service grace i mades four signs!
and these signs by domestic innovation
i turned commerce into my 4 fingers
on my hand, which i which to plants
into lil ari bum and tooth Kazak and
eastern burrow as deep as the sun
in the heaven into her bum!

li laris opened her bum and gassed!
passing more companys gathered!
lil aris complained and made full loath!
the betters i rejoice than have hap
rotten trods service my once dirty bum!

yep, it's a jorts kinda summer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59H3_8oCqic
i had to watch it again
where my Avatars at?

>>936860701
kill yourself shill

>>936860758
>i hate music and i'm also really gay
sucks to be you

name a celeb uglier than jay z

>>936860427
men-we watch too! cloth ourselves
in contemplations as we ares in test
complimentary men who look and
only come once we see open access
to a full loft bum, opened for service!

Chasing That W at Archive (Type that in G)

>>936861039
the mens tasted thoughtfully for a long
time and announced of lil aris bum!

feeble mens as us are silly companions!
buts drew we here the flat of our tongues
and for merry makings tasted of lil aris bum!

now outright liars we attest through our
own confirmation lil aris bum is plain blast, unworthy for further search the least of us
bent on his own head or séance dither!

>>936860963
maisie williams

>>936860963
Zendaya

>>936861542
this

>>936861542
>>936861742
Go fuck yourselves

>>936861883
It's /cel/, people fuck themselves for much prettier celebs every day

>>936861883
Based. Zen is a babe

>>936861940
Big gap between that and >>936860963, anon
>>936861960
yup

>>936862115
id rather fuck jay-z

>>936862136
June is over. You don't need to pretend to earn Woke Points

>>936862115
Fuck, she’s so tight

>>936862385
very much so. I have to head out, so have one more for the road
>and unlike certain posters, when I leave I left

>>936862545
I love Zendaya because of how obviously she's into raceplay. You just know this woman squirts when she gets called nigger in bed.

>>936859191
this seems somewhat gay, much pardons if I'm wrong

>>936859583
Bilson bro, can we have some Bilson Butt?

>>936862622
Absolutely

>>936859302
That's a good deal.

>>936864336
She's such a slut

>>936864466
She takes it in the butt!

But it wasn’t supposed to be another log thread as we charge on into certain death

>>936864510
Literally all women do if they like you enough tbh

>>936865412
Big hnnnnngh

>>936865459
yep..

>>936859290
That ass always makes me hard

I-I k-know I-I shouldn't h-have her...

>>936859290
keep going jlo always makes me cum hard

gonna kms cheers

>>936864510
That's good to know. She can pregnant that way.

Like, instead of lie. Get it?
Why can't I be more funny?

>>936869011
L
O
S
E
R

>>936866642
anon I want to but why do you smell like dog fart?

>>936864143
in a room full of faggots and dykes she swallows cock.

>>936869105
I think that's a bot J-Tard set up so he can post when he's asleep and get the last post in every thread. He's very sad.

I'm fat

>>936869486
The fungus never sleeps, but yes, it's j-tard

it's always j-tard, when in doubt, it's j-tard

IYKYK

my fart goes out to you

does superman finally say "truth, justice and the american way" in the new movie?

who cares

i care god fucking damn it
it's important
you wouldn't understand

you're right

>>936870094
>>936870210
From James "Superman is an illegal immigrant" Gunn? Not a chance

>>936870267
how is Kal illegal, he didn't fly to Earth on his own, he was sent as a baby by his parents
if anything he's a refugee not an immigrant

I'm a prestigious member of /tv/, which means I struggle to cope with extreme self-loathing and degenerate desires that make it impossible for me to live any kind of normal social life or have a functional sex life. As such, I need properties like Superman and Doctor Who to fail. I'm alone, so I can't stand it when friends or couples enjoy things together.

also annoyed they dropped the Legacy title and are reusing the same title as before
this is now the 3rd film titled "Superman"
4th if you count the first of the short films which is also known as The Mad Scientist

IYKYK

reminder this is and will forever be the superior and definitive version of Superman on page or on screen.
not only the greatest Superman but also the greatest animated project of all time.

>>936870439
Ask Gunn not me. He's the one who decided to go full woke while making a Superman movie where Mr. Terrific supposedly has more screen time than Lois Lane

>>936870777
Okay, Grandpa.

>>936870807
i was curious because they changed it to “truth, justice, all that stuff” in Superman Returns and then in the snyder slop they called it “Truth, Justice and a Better Tomorrow”
so i wonder what they changed it to this time or if they dropped it altogether or if they brought back the classic phrase (doesn't seem likely)

lol

Truth, justice, and I'm so alone.

>>936871051
Get lost, hermit.

>>936871092
Boots made for walking and other stuff

>>936871129
and stepping on balls....heh nah just kidding

unless?

>>936871174
One lightly stepping on them, the other lightly sliding back and forth just a little bit higher

my capeshit rule is if i didn't care about the comics i don't bother with the movies
never read Avengers so i don't give a shit about those movies
the best superhero comics are Batman and Superman so those are the superhero movies that generally interest me
but i don't care about team-up stories, that's marvel style bullshit. they can get fucked with that.
in fact i feel superman and batman should each have their own separate universe but i guess that's a hot take

>>936871174
I said get lost.

truth and justice are diametrically opposed to the American way

>>936871250
not bd for the 1000ths time? but alright

>>936871242
lewd! i said just kidding!

>>936871248
>hot take
No, it isn't.

>>936871305
I know, Syntax Simon.

>>936871294
look at him and tell me he’s not the most butt-ugly POS you’ve ever seen

>>936871051
Ayy

>>936871341
im too stupid to understand if that is supposed to be mean or not.

IYKYK

>>936871425
he is that and more, I find it hard to believe he's a real person, and not some nightmare construct

>>936871519
fuck off

>See Brocky getting bullied.
>Not be trying to gather the courage to intervene.
( o A o ) They're bullying him... and then I think they're gonna bully me...
Oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd!

>>936871305
>just kidding
Too late. You're sentenced to a full edging by boot session

>>936872292
kek, its all good. im just messing around.

gotta take a nap soon though

>>936872419
can I take a rain check

>>936872454
...fine. you can be rained on later. Enjoy your nap. A short one, so your sleep isn't fucked

>>936872454
fucking make me cum

>>936872454
Someone's gotta take a nap around here, someone's gotta put in those hours.
Who else if not you? kek

>>936872552
take the challenge
>>936872356

>>936872356
There he is, the motherfister.

>>936872579
kek, true. i been up all night keepin watch. but you got it now.

>>936872525
far too late for that, but i will sleep with that first part in mind

>>936872773
You've taken the brunt of the bullying, you've already tired them out.
I should be able to have a calm and easy shift today lmao

:3 Nite nite Brockster.

pathetic

>>936872773
nighty <3

>>936872962
no one was talking to you, fuck off loser

There it is folks. Time to wrap it up. Shift change has happened and now the thread goes from nice and comfy (but slow) and now we get the balding canuck faggot and whatever the voices in his head want to say today.

I want to cum inside lily's tight asshole. I love her.

>>936873030
the balance is needed

>>936873030
no one was talking to you, fuck off loser

>>936873030
these threads are only good in 12 hour chunks, we have entered phase 2.

>>936872992
>no moner on the page
It's like they're trying to make this thing fail

mommy heel slut

>>936869926
>>936870705
>>936869926

Your mirroring of this suggests it's something the boy diddler wrote. And because of the cumbot we can check the last threads. BRB

>>936873276
That must have been fun

>>936854834
Another piece of the lore revealed. But one that will be missed. The Forrest for the trees etc.

>IYKYK

>>936873376
literally Jacob. not the anon

>>936873019
>>936873102
Here's a (you) before you stroke out.

>>936873457
faggot

>>936873457
good evening! blessed!

>impersonation of another anon
That's kinda weird.

so it's a good idea to drink when you're angry right?

Why does this thread suck?

>>936876048
>Rhetorical

>>936876379
Yes

>>936876048
no, unless you want to amplify your anger

>>936876448
I'm not even clicking this link and I'm telling you it's a terrible list

>>936876676
cute

I just farted

>>936876824
Name it; what did it sound like?

I name all my farts troy

I'm flattered by your flatulence

Please don't squeeze the Charmin

I can't believe I ate the whole thing

>>936877341
Titjobs at least

Butter

>>936878657
is margarine

>>936878982
Butter

>>936879045
is margarine

>>936879081
Butter

>>936879081
I can't believe it

any good celebs

>>936879746
get a life

It's a good time for the great taste of McDonald's

>>936879967
?

Stomach hurts from eating an apple

Plop! Plop! Fizz! Fizz! Oh what a relief it is!

What goin on in this thread?

>>936880560
There there. There there.

>An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Our whole lives are a lie.

>>936880560
You know what they say. An apple a day prolongs the doctor's stay

>>936880693
wrong thread

Ace is the place with the helpful hardware man

>>936880560
eat yourself fitter

eat enough apples and you'll shit trees - fact

>>936880817
>actually a king
Close enough

We'd like to make Zayre your store

>>936880693
What other kinds of food are poisonous that they don't tell us?

>>936880698
I'll take this perfect irony. But apples I can't handle.

The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup

I, for one, enjoy Rachel's disgustingly vainy hands.
It's like veiny feet, for some reason it's hawt.

>>936881140
Cinnamon sticks. Ask me how I know.
Actually don't ask me, I'll just tell you: I ate an entire package of them last night and my tummy was hurtin too.

They should make a warning on the label not to eat ~20 cinnamon sticks in one sitting, how is anyone supposed to know not to do that?!

>>936881181
Cheers!

>>936881288
fucking kill yourself you dumb fucking bald faggot

Hefty! Hefty! Hefty!

>>936881454
>hefty

Avoid The Noid

Guys, it just doesn't get any better than this

Pew pew

gonna tell you right now, don't drink, even a little, and try to play a souls game

>>936882174
Don't care + didn't ask

>>936882223
theres so much else going on in this thread sorry to ruin the party

>>936882269
Didn't ask

>>936882713
Didn't ask if you asked

>>936882740
Don't care

Sometimes I really think being homeless is easier.
The amount of BS you gotta deal with just to be SOMEWHAT normal is crazy.

When I go for walks/jogs I see homeless people just lying out in the parks in the grass under trees, not a care in the world. No bills, no responsibilities, nowhere they gotta be, no boss, no landlord, no filing taxes, no appointments.

Maybe this is mostly a Canada thing.
The gap between not-working and working a minimum wage job is minuscule to the point that working a minimum wage job purely goes just towards your rent and bills. It feels like you get paid enough so that you can survive again to work tomorrow.

>>936882782
yeah I wish I could just give up too

get a job

If you're in this thread you've given up.
Don't kid yourself, chief.

where did all the good posters go? and I'm not even being troy I mean recently

>>936883037
who do you think is a good poster?

>>936883106
I was pretty much asking where allison is

>>936883106
>>936883174
Gonna need a definition of "good"

>>936883840
the opposite of choli

listen to chipzel

>>936884593
Didn't ask

listen to newjeans
- choli

My penis farts

listen to newjeans and le sserafim
ok bye

>>936884891
need to branch out

no lol

choli I think you might like hardstyle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVTy_wmn5SU
kim minji

>>936885800
does it include newjeans

any know real celeb gossip?

>>936882782
Why didn't you go to Waterloo or UofT or Royal Military College? You could've had a good life.

>>936886603
Taylor Swift's pussy stinks

>>936876544
When she's 90, and I've been dead for 50 years, I will still want to fuck her.

It's amazing how much difference finishing a drink and how much your taste in music changes throughout the night

double milked up

>>936886603
Cara is a unicorn

>936859684
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>936872292
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>936881288
>936882782
>936882975

Internet whores are not real celebrities.

>>936880560
>Stomach hurts from eating an apple
i get that too, if it's on an empty stomach

Mad dejj, bruh.

>>936888187
mostly your fault

>>936888353
it was dejj before i even started posting and i've only made like 5 posts today.

>>936888458
https://youtu.be/cWE0sSZ9yLc?si=MzMRslrzo-eWA-Ff

spiritbox

honestly choli I hate you the least

I hope you all know I plan on killing myself

>>936888745
Too dark for my tastes now. I am a newjeans only listener cheers.

>>936888836
cheers

piss bottles

may make the news or not, who the fuck am i

choli seriously do me one favor listen to same old story Joel bayliss cassette beasts

>>936889155
after my games are finished bro

where's he at

Avoiding scammers.

i got a call from an indian scammer asking about some sort of property for sale

i told him it had already been purchased by gandu co. ltd. and he laughed and hanged up

I have about a half tank of gasoline for my lawnmower, this could be used right?

is it hanged up or hung up

>not doing a 360 and walking away
I'm tired of thinking about it.
I might get on the floor and wall the dinosaur

>>936890203
Hung

>>936890203
hung

i was just bein' whimsical

>>936890430
i see i see

>>936890430
>hung
>
>i was just wrong and making excuses

>>936890517
i see i see
a cute puppy

>>936890592
just havin' fun <3

>>936890703
:DD i got these pics last night cheers hope you like em.

>>936890764
fluffeh

>>936890859
:))

>>936890703
I looked at her eyes too long and now my brain is like mushed sweet pawtaytoes

>>936890942
fluffeh/10
would hug

>>936890962
boil 'em
mash 'em
stickeminastew

>>936890991
i've run out of dog pics now :(

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>>936891148
>fuzzy
>cute
>boopable snoot
might as well be a water puppy

>>936891215
true true!

>>936891152
>>936891187
>>936891239
>>936891267
These posts were made by Beady.

please stop me from killing myself

>>936891148
Why are you killing these threads?

>>936891597
you're the only one spamming troy

>>936891739
>>936891739
>>936891739

>>936891688
Prove it. You post dog pics, anything that isn't a female celeb just kills the thread