Can I get a gf if I'm 5'5?

rent free

>>936864886
>Rent free
Fucking kek

>>936864886
>Rent free
Yeah I'm dying to be a manlet kissless virgin on 4chan get ruthlessly blasted for posting his dick all day

>>936864984
>>936865012
he mindbroke you lol
enjoy your psychosis

>>936865033
>He
Oh boy, back to larping again are we?

>>936865068

>>936865033
>Psychosis
Is that what your psych told you?

>>936865095
>People are really adamant about defending me on the internet
Reed they don't even defend other people, let alone you. I mean really.. come on.. are you even trying anymore?

>>936865110
>>936865146
>absolute state
don't axe your mom, psycho lmao..

How much does a 4chan pass cost anyways?

>>936865158
>No response
I would say that was quick, but that's pretty dead on.

>>936864744 (OP)
I think your height isn't as bad as your face

>>936864744 (OP)
Dude hasn’t posted in like at least 8-9 days. Do you miss him or something? I have no life really and lurk all the time and haven’t seen him in like 8-9 days. Seems like you miss him

>>936865033
>Instantly responds
>Stranger defends me on the internet
>No there's another guy who never leaves 4chan and posts poop, gore and his dick all day

>>936865225
See
>>936865228
>I keep a ledger of someone's posts on 4chan
Fucking kek. Love this site.

>>936865186
>Doesn't have gigantic 5" penis

My fucking sides

We need unique IDs back just for the lols

>>936865269
JEALOUSE??

>>936865254
He really misses him

>>936865225
You don't post because everytime you do, Reid, anons post your pics. That's why you don't post. And believe me when I say nobody (only you) whiteknight for you.

>>936865228
>psychosis continues

>>936865347
You’re just as bad as him, you think everyone is Reed. Just as cringey when he samefags his own dick

>>936865136
Who is this monstrosity?

>>936865391
Wouldn’t surprise me if it’s the anon who hyperventilates about Reed

>>936865388
You intentionally typing your name incorrectly to make people think is not you, isn't working Reid. There is nobody whiteknighting for you.

>>936865347
This. Nobody cares about anybody on this site, let alone fucking Reed kek.

>>936865388
>>936865427
What kind of mental illness is this? Dude everyone knows it's you. I just.. what is this?

>>936865446
I really wished I would of screenshotted when Reed admitted to having some sort of dual personality/schizo illness. I really didn't think that was the start of a 4chan legend. Now saying it doesn't mean as much without proof (other than the obvious proof presenting itself in this thread).

>>936865446
>Misspelling his name
Correct, we're talked about the Reed who I was told is from Michigan and admitted he works from home. I wonder what would happen if his job found out and he lost money for his 4chan pass.

>>936864744 (OP)
He is actually 5'4''

>>936865887
How is even possible to be someone so uncomfortable to see? I don't get it.

>>936865887
Reed looking a bit dignified here. Ok Reed, ok, you know you get some shoe inserts and don't talk about dajoos and trannies you may have a chance.

>>936866048
Yeah I feel this way too, it is odd. I'd rather look at the gore and poop he posts then his own pics lol

You know what.. now I feel bad for him again.

I've never seen anyone seethe so hard, so consistently on this site in 20 years.

>>936865887
>5'4
Genuinely been giving him an inch out of pity I guess

>>936867229
It's so funny how he says it's not him and then he blatantly crashes out in the thread and stops coming here because he doesn't want to bump the thread when everyone knows it's him.

>>936865110
>BNWO
You ally yourself with that cringe? Fuck nigger worshipers and fuck pencil dick reid

>>936867873
>bnwo
Not really, it just had ocasionally good porn. Now it's more just funny because people seethe. I mean it is kind of true in some aspects, black men are sexually renowned and dominating sports. That's pretty badass. I think I'd still rather be white. Ideally a black guy adopted by a white family would be ideal.

>>936864744 (OP)
qrd on this thread / person / drama?

>>936868809
>Ideally a black guy adopted by a white family would be ideal
So you'd rather be black. And all based on running and jumping and a false reputation. I just can't get my head around that mentality

>>936869033
Nothing really lol. Just a dude whos a meme on 4chan from spazzing out about black penises and posting his dick all the time.

>>936869393
>False reputation
Women believe it

>Physically superior
Yeah, that sucks.

>>936869447
Do they really? It's just a meme and I think people know it

>>936869554
Ok then why are you here lmao

>>936869554
>Guys I'm pretty sure I know I browse a lot of 4chan
Hi Reed.

>>936869447
>>Physically superior
They have longer arms and legs. That gives them an advantage in some sports, but it's a disadvantage in others.
>>936869604
Because I like to make fun of Reid, but hate that it aligns me with the worst posters on 4chan

>>936864744 (OP)
More than enough.

To quote the old poem:
My friend Billy had a ten foot willy,
he showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake,
And now it's only 4 ft 4.