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Lmao No.936864785 [Report] >>936864823 >>936864852 >>936865006 >>936865087 >>936865263 >>936866044
Milk truck is here….
Anonymous No.936864823 [Report] >>936864937 >>936865087
>>936864785 (OP)
Those are nice. Would suck and kiss all day
Anonymous No.936864852 [Report] >>936864892
>>936864785 (OP)
Why is this entitled "lmao"? What's the context?
Lmao No.936864892 [Report] >>936864940
>>936864852
This is my Dominican girlfriend she’s mad racist and hated black people Haitians like you wouldn’t believe….the lmao is just a name I like to post under
Lmao No.936864937 [Report] >>936865153 >>936865626
>>936864823
They are so nice bro I’m blown away by the sheer size and heft of them
Anonymous No.936864940 [Report] >>936865017
>>936864892
Are you white? couldn't you have found a non-ugly woman or something?
Anonymous No.936865006 [Report]
>>936864785 (OP)
No, it's just some misshapen creature
Lmao No.936865017 [Report] >>936865249
>>936864940
White women are fucking trash brotha….last white bitch I was fucking, she stole $4500 from me has 2 kids that are annoying as fuck…Dominican is 29 has no kids and is way more fun and spends money on me and worships me cause I’m white
Anonymous No.936865037 [Report] >>936865088
Judas Priest
Anonymous No.936865087 [Report] >>936865207
>>936864785 (OP)
HOW TO SPOT THE GUY WHO NEVER GETS ANY PUSSY:

He will be an adult male, who's fixated on big tits, and makes creepy infantile MILK REFERENCES

unresolved emotional mommy issues from his childhood, which have tainted his perspective of relationships with women

or, equally as creepy >>936864823
making references about "sucking women's tits", as if it's a sexual act

(women get turned off by men who want to act out infantile mommy/baby nursing bullshit)

In fact, that's one of the main warning signs for women, men who are looking for another mommy, not interested in sex, but interested in a mommy relationship

yep. That's one of the easiest ways to tell when somebody doesn't get any pussy
Lmao No.936865088 [Report] >>936865156
>>936865037
Judas Priest is gay brother…how many young male fans you think rob halford has raped?
Anonymous No.936865153 [Report] >>936865259
>>936864937
they are quite literally disgusting

It's like a hideous congenital birth defect

there's absolutely nothing sexual about them... It's fucking repugnant

nauseating, to be honest. quite literally nauseating
Anonymous No.936865156 [Report]
>>936865088
dubs
at least 666
Lmao No.936865207 [Report] >>936865344
>>936865087
Ok so you suck dick? And are jealous that other men (me) actually get pussy and have mommy milkers to play with, while you author faggy essays on 4chan seething about being a kissless virgin?
Anonymous No.936865220 [Report] >>936865294
I suppose You're not going to mention the fact that she's obese?

It's not like her breasts serve any function, at least not from a sexual perspective, and they are more a product of somebody who overeats and doesn't take care of their body

If she used an acetylene blowtorch to destroy her body, everybody would be upset. But she did it with FOOD, And you actually think it's 'hot'?
Anonymous No.936865249 [Report]
>>936865017
You don't seem ugly though, do you have a chubby fetish or something? Fat women and men regardless of race (as in even if race is controlled for) are more impulsive (stole $4500 from me has 2 kids that are annoying) and prone to addictive behaviours (the cause if their obesity) than normal sized (19–24) BMI women; They are ostensibly worse partners (they're also unattractive) than normal women.
Lmao No.936865259 [Report] >>936865400
>>936865153
Ok so that’s what I like to call an opinion and a shitty one at that…no white women is ever going to fuck you, also no ethnic women will ever fuck you…I’m sorry anon your a permanent incel looser virgin.
Anonymous No.936865263 [Report] >>936865328
>>936864785 (OP)
kys lmao
Lmao No.936865294 [Report] >>936865441 >>936865735 >>936865952
>>936865220
This is fat to you?
Lmao No.936865328 [Report]
>>936865263
No, lmao!
Anonymous No.936865344 [Report] >>936865413
>>936865207

hahahaha dude, just shut the fuck up while you're only this far behind

I've actually fucked well over 700 women, all before I turned 25 years old, and I didn't stop plowing through women at age 25, I simply stopped counting

almost 800 women and teenage girls total

and NONE of them were fat dumpy pigs like to be beast in the photograph

I wouldn't be seen dead standing next to that deformed freak of nature

And thank you for admitting that you have unresolved mommy issues

Not exactly much of a man, when you're still trapped in your infantile unresolved mommy issues

But she's disgusting, so I guess she felt lucky to finally find a man desperate enough to be seen next to her in public

(lol @ you thinking you're some kind of ladies man hahaha)
Anonymous No.936865400 [Report] >>936865440
>>936865259
>looser

LOOSER would correctly describe your rectum

but LOSER would correctly describe any man willing to be seen standing next to that hideous beast

And by the way.. everybody in this thread agrees that she is fat and gross

You're the only person in the thread that's not willing to admit how gross and fat she is
Lmao No.936865413 [Report] >>936865491
>>936865344
Out of the 700 how many were actually transgender and how many cocks have you sucked anon?
Lmao No.936865440 [Report] >>936865595
>>936865400
I mean I like what I like brotha…shouldn’t bother you so much it’s kinda gay and creepy tbh
Anonymous No.936865441 [Report] >>936865461 >>936865974
>>936865294

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

she doesn't even qualify as human

seriously. her tits are absolutely disgusting

distorted and stretched and deformed

with hideous paper plate sized pitch black nigger nipples

Have you ever had sex with an actual human (Caucasian) before?
Lmao No.936865461 [Report] >>936865649
>>936865441
If she was white you’d be drooling over her…absolute simp behavior
Anonymous No.936865491 [Report] >>936865974
>>936865413

.... says the desperate unemployed man posting photographs of a nasty nigger nipple farm animal

kind of strange that your brain would go straight to "transsexuals"...

what a weird thought process... I think it says a lot about your real personality

again: Do you have photographs of any women who ARENT farm animals?
Anonymous No.936865595 [Report] >>936865672
>>936865440
>shouldn't bother you so much

lol @ bothered
I'm not bothered
Why the fuck would I be bothered?

You're the one who posted the pics
did you expect me to blow smoke up your ass, simply to make you happy?

I'm just telling you my honest opinion

And if you cared to notice, you might remember my original comment wasn't even about the girl in the photos

My original comment was about MEN WHO OBSESS ON GIANT TITS

My original comment was about MEN WITH UNRESOLVED MOMMY ISSUES

and had nothing to do with the woman in the photograph

But I'm certainly not bothered
Not at all I got nothing invested in this
nothing to be bothered about
Anonymous No.936865626 [Report] >>936865696 >>936865741
>>936864937
Having dated cape coloured South African women, I can appreciate those tits and nipples. The shouty guy with the reddit spacing doesn't speak for all of us.
But, my brother in Christ, please peel that sticker off your mirror
Anonymous No.936865649 [Report]
>>936865461
If she was white, I would say the exact same thing:

IF SHE USED AN ACETYLENE BLOWTORCH TO DESTROY HER BODY ONE DAY AT A TIME... EVERYONE WOULD SAY SHE IS INSANE

BUT SHE USED A FORK AND SPOON INSTEAD, AND YOU THINK IT'S HOT?

It wouldn't matter what color she is... she put a lot of work and effort into destroying her body with greed and gluttony
Lmao No.936865672 [Report] >>936865747
>>936865595

> MEN WHO OBSESS ON GIANT TITS
Yes.

As oppose to your BBC obsession anon?
Anonymous No.936865696 [Report]
>>936865626

>settles for sex with subprimates
>believes Jesus ever existed

makes sense
Anonymous No.936865735 [Report] >>936866143
>>936865294
Dunno why but black shriveled nips like that kill my mojo. Pancakes ftw
Lmao No.936865741 [Report]
>>936865626
Hell yeah my fellow chocolate connoisseur…my favorite part is watching niggers in public have mental meltdowns bc as a decent looking white man women of all races are my oyster
Anonymous No.936865747 [Report] >>936865829 >>936865879
>>936865672
there you go again with your home erotic fantasies

now I'm becoming convinced that you don't have a girlfriend

You keep bringing up homosexuality, which makes me think you've never even met this nigger in the photographs

I'll money wire transfer you $250 if you can post a photograph of you and her standing in the same room together

because I don't think you have a girlfriend

I know you don't have a job
So why should I believe you have a girlfriend?
Lmao No.936865829 [Report] >>936866028
>>936865747
Lmao these posts are coming off more and more desperate and deranged….
Anonymous No.936865879 [Report]
>>936865747
>home erotic
>money wire transfer
Anonymous No.936865952 [Report] >>936866752
>>936865294
Her belly appears to be sinking under gravity (if she had been stood up it would most likely have stuck outwards).
Anonymous No.936865967 [Report]
FACT: men with little or no sexual experience always always ALWAYS fixate on giant boobs... always. invariably, men with little (or no) sexual experience put 'big tits' at the top of their list when it comes to women...

absolutely 100% true.....

conversely, and unironically, sexually accomplished, self-confident, overly experienced men ALWAYS prefer smaller breasts on a woman

without variation, the more pussy a man gets, the less and less likely he is to be interested in large breasts...

men with unresolved mommy issues are not true sexual creatures, they are still little children, looking for a new mommy

That's why they use embarrassing terminology like MILKERS

women get extremely turned off by men who confuse sexuality with a mother son relationship

It's simply creepy and it demonstrates a psychological dysfunctionality, and a FAILURE TO LAUNCH

You haven't been an infant for many years... maybe it would be less creepy if you finally started acting like a man?
Anonymous No.936865974 [Report]
>>936865441
>>936865491

God dammit, stop calling her a nigger and an animal... you're turning me on with the raceplay dialog!! Rofl
Anonymous No.936866028 [Report] >>936866162
>>936865829

>desperate
... says the man who's So desperate, he settles for an obese deformed NIGGER

>deranged
...... says the man who thinks those disgusting tits are attractive

In my entire life, l have NEVER been so desperate that I would be seeing standing next to that ugly fucking nigger fat pig
Anonymous No.936866044 [Report]
>>936864785 (OP)
Thar she blows!
Anonymous No.936866098 [Report]
since you obviously have unresolved mommy issues, it's beginning to make sense why you cant find an attractive woman willing to put up with your predictable Oedipus syndrome bullshit
Anonymous No.936866143 [Report]
>>936865735

Hnnnmg pancakes all the way.
Anonymous No.936866162 [Report]
>>936866028

Fuuuuuuck....so hot <3
Anonymous No.936866260 [Report] >>936866393
I was a strip club DJ for almost 10 years.. That's almost 3,650 nights of studying abnormal human socio/sexual psychology, of both men and women

That's how I learned guys that barely get any pussy (or have never had any pussy at all) ALWAYS gravitate to disgusting giant tits

All of the customers that liked the big titted strippers were complete losers with the ladies

whereas the customers who got lots of pussy and had self-confidence always preferred the strippers with smaller tits

I know this is going to seem odd to you, because you have unresolved mommy issues, but:

big tits are UN-FEMININE

smaller breasts are feminine, on a petite frame... That's real femininity

what You're attracted to is vulgar and morose
Anonymous No.936866381 [Report]
And let me be frank:

If that pig walked into a strip club looking for a job, they would lie to her and tell her they're not currently hiring

she would be bad for business. she wouldn't make any tips, and she would see all the other women making lots of money.. It wouldn't be fair to her

It wouldn't be fair to the customers

It wouldn't be fair to anybody

I'm certain she's got a great personality
You're a lucky man
Anonymous No.936866393 [Report] >>936866468 >>936866638
>>936866260
Look, just say you prefer loli, stop posting deranged manifestos, and kindly rope
Anonymous No.936866468 [Report] >>936866591 >>936866806
>>936866393
So you're suggesting only underage females have petite bodies and smaller breasts?

hahahahahaha

YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT
sorry, dipshit...
This has nothing to do with underage girls

All of my girlfriends and wives have weight less than 100 lb, and had perky small tits, not much more than a handful

You are so inexperienced, you think all women are fat pigs, and any woman who's not a fat pig must be underage?
Anonymous No.936866591 [Report] >>936866638
>>936866468
>weighed
Anonymous No.936866638 [Report] >>936866965
>>936866591
yeah, I'm using speech to text.

>>936866393

by the way, I couldn't help but notice you used the term LOLI

That's because your entire life has occurred while sitting there staring at a computer monitor

That's because all of your sexual experience has been gleaned while masturbating in front of your computer

That's because from your perspective, EVERYTHING is categorized into trendy image board catchphrases

no, weirdo.....
In real life, people don't use your stupid imageboard catchphrases

People don't say "loli"
People don't say "Chad" or "Stacey" or "roastie".

........... your entire world exists while sitting in that lonely little chair of yours, doesn't it?

Your vast encyclopedia of knowledge and life experience has manifested while sitting in that stupid little chair, hasn't it?
Lmao No.936866752 [Report]
>>936865952
She doesn’t have a belly just a massive ass and gargantuan breasts
Anonymous No.936866806 [Report] >>936867036
>>936866468
So, those 800 women you fucked, while working every single night as a fucking strip club fucking DJ. Sorry, I have to swear because I can't stop laughing. Were some of those also your many wives and girlfriends, or were those on top of that. Busy life on a DJ wage, that's for sure.
Anonymous No.936866834 [Report] >>936866929
anyway, I didn't click on this thread too insult the woman in the photograph

I clicked on this thread to teach you guys something you all need to know:

In real life, men who gravitate to gigantic breasts invariably have little or no sexual experience under their belt, and they are wrapped up with unresolved emotional issues from their infancy, usually relating to abandonment issues with their mommy

those are the guys who prefer big tits

AND WOMEN ARE WELL AWARE OF THIS FACT

I've had lots of conversations with women about men's abnormal sexual psychology, and they always say the same thing "guys who like big tits are weirdos. Little boys looking for a mommy. sucking on my tits turns me off big time"

maybe you should sit down and have an honest conversation with a woman about your weird infantile desire to find another mommy, and how creepy it feels for you to mesh your unresolved mommy issues into her sexuality

I think you'd learn a lot if you sat down and had an honest conversation about it

Even Mrs big tits would tell you "It really turns me off"
Lmao No.936866929 [Report]
>>936866834
We get it man…

Good: small breasts

Bad: big breasts

Good:man who like small breast


Bad: man who like large breasts
Anonymous No.936866965 [Report] >>936867144 >>936867431
>>936866638
You're like a precious little tin toy soldier, aren't you? It's so fun to wind that little key in your back and watch you go. Waving your drumsticks around as you parade up and down the playroom floor. Tell me, little man, do you feel big? Do you feel superior?
Anonymous No.936867036 [Report]
>>936866806
>dj wage

lol thank you for proving you don't know ANYTHING how about the strip club industry

You stupid fucking idiot. You think I was earning a "wage"?

HAAHAHA!!! ......

You are such a fucking idiot
nope. I was earning the same amount as the strippers

at the end of the evening, I got 10% from each stripper, AND a "house fee"

In fact, when they first offered me the job, I wasn't too sure about it, until they told me I would have a "$1,600 minimum guarantee"

meaning if for some weird reason, I made less than $1,600 (which would be very rare, because on average, it was at least 3,000 a night) Like say for example if I only made $1,200 one night, the bar would give me $400, meaning I never walked out of the door with less than $1,600, tax-free

You're a fucking idiot

And no, of course I didn't work every single night.. lol

You can laugh all you want, you inexperienced pompous overcompensating life novice...

because you have no idea how stupid you look while you're laughing right now

I would walk out of that club with up to $6,000 cash in my fucking pocket,

The on average, it was around $3,000 a night

I'm not sure when's the last time you earned $3,000 in 8 hours, and had strippers sucking your dick during the shift

I'd imagine you don't have a lot of opportunities like that, since you're busy nursing on a morbidly obese hideous farm animal with nigger nipples
Anonymous No.936867144 [Report] >>936867480
>>936866965

>inexplicably brings the word "Superior" into the conversation

what a strange word to use... I never said anything about superiority or inferiority at all

That came from inside of YOU

lol But now that you mentioned it
I guess almost 800 women somehow considered me to be somewhat superior?

So maybe I guess you're right

I never thought of it in terms of superiority, but maybe you're right after all

But maybe it would be more fair to say YOU had almost 800 women who consider you to be less than superior?
Anonymous No.936867313 [Report]
I'm well aware that I am abrasive

I am completely aware how I come across in here

But I don't consider myself to be superior at all, and in fact, I am always the first one to admit what a loser I am

I'm the first one to admit I'M A COMPLETE FUCKING LOSER

I'm an lol cow
I'm a pathetic joke
I fucked my life up many many times
with stupid decisions
and impulsive actions
I am inferior in almost every way
And I am not superior in any way, whatsoever

however:
I'm definitely WAY WAY MORE EXPERIENCED then almost anybody I've ever met

That doesn't make me superior
It just means I've experienced more
It means I learned more about people
simply the cause I had more hands-on experience than the average person

I bet obviously, that doesn't equate to superiority

because I am a complete fucking loser. Not even joking.. I'm probably one of the biggest losers you could ever meet

(But apparently, women like fucking losers)
Anonymous No.936867431 [Report] >>936867806
RE: My overabundance of real life experience, particularly regarding sex-

I suppose I kind of just "lucked out"

I suppose I was just at the right place at the right time?

>>936866965
POP QUIZ:
Tell me what a DJ does at a strip club

what is the DJ's job?

It's actually a very simple question. Do you know the answer?
Anonymous No.936867480 [Report] >>936867828
>>936867144
Nah, I'm good. I don't need external validation, I'm quite comfortable with myself and my life. I don't need to shout at random people on an anonymous image board. But I'm happy that it gives you some entertainment
Anonymous No.936867730 [Report]
customer go to strip clubs, and they think the DJ's job is playing music....


lol hahahahaha....... no

no, The DJ's job is "Reading the room"
And knowing when to pump things up, or when to cool things down a little bit.

A DJ's job is reading the customers, and subtly convincing them to SPEND MORE MONEY THAN THEY PLANNED ON SPENDING

.......... understand?

there's a certain level of energy that needs to be maintained, over the course of 8 hours.. The DJ is responsible for keeping this energy level at a steady pace

keeping the tips coming

like a barker at a carnival, convincing the customers to pull more money out of the ATM

The DJ is the one who increases the strippers tips, by knowing how to talk businessmen out of their money, without pressuring them and making them feel uncomfortable

That's why the DJ doesn't work for hourly wages

He's just as integral as the strippers
The DJ also helps sell more alcohol for the house...

And the DJ also has babysitting duties, juggling up to 50 temperamental drunk drugged spoiled self entitled strippers, dealing with their jealous spats and other idiosyncrasies

A DJ does all of that...
WHILE ALSO PLAYING MUSIC

The music is the least important facet of the DJ's job
Anonymous No.936867806 [Report] >>936869380
>>936867431
MC, introduces girls, plays the songs for the girls, some general banter while the next one gets ready. I assume that's the gig. Any other jobs you want to talk about? CNC operator? Software developer? Dishwasher?
Anonymous No.936867828 [Report]
>>936867480

what makes you think I somehow "NEED TO" shout at people in an image board?

.......I don't need to at all

I "WANT TO".....

I "LIKE TO"...

But I certainly don't need to

RE: seeking validation
Blake posting those photographs, and expecting everybody to be impressed?
Anonymous No.936869380 [Report]
>>936867806
You completely left out the part about knowing which customers are currently tipping every individual stripper, knowing when the tips are starting to dry up, and Wendy collective energy of the room begins to fade down, and the tips slow down

You forgot the part about "playing along" with the strippers story, which is always "I'd like you more than other customers, but the club wants me to stay dancing, or find another table"

You forgot the part about being able to tell the customer in the far back corner is thinking about leaving, and dispatching a stripper to his table to change his mind

You forgot all about selling lap dances and private VIP dances

You forgot all about the PSYCHOLOGY of talking men into spending twice as much as they planned on spending

I'm not sure how good you are at talking people out of money, or understanding the psychology behind it

But you can't make them feel pressured or cornered, because it will backfire

You have to make them WANT TO spend more

And there's a very specific technique for doing this...

But how would you know?

from your perspective, you were just another schmuck who walked in off the street... unaware that the entire club is working in unison, to sucker you out of as much money as they can possibly get

knowing that you are the type of desperate man who would actually PAY MONEY TO NOT EVEN GET LAID

Knowing that you're the type of guy who goes into a strip club believing " she likes me as a friend, not just a customer, and I intend on saving her from herself'