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Anonymous No.936872124 >>936872125 >>936872128 >>936872132 >>936872134 >>936872135 >>936872136 >>936872136 >>936872139 >>936872155 >>936872167 >>936872190 >>936872214 >>936872219 >>936872694 >>936882062
>enemy can detect traps
Anonymous No.936872125
>>936872124 (OP)
nortubel tier elephant
Anonymous No.936872126 >>936872219
prΓΆΓΆΓΆhhh :DDD
Anonymous No.936872127 >>936872155 >>936872190 >>936872217 >>936872259
>enemies have a charge attack
Anonymous No.936872128 >>936872129 >>936872233
>>936872124 (OP)
i thought elephants were herd creatures
Anonymous No.936872129
>>936872128
Females and younger elephants stick in a matriarchal group but adult males often go around by themselves
Anonymous No.936872130 >>936872190
>enemies can bug out
Anonymous No.936872131
>game is punny
Anonymous No.936872132
>>936872124 (OP)
smart slon
Anonymous No.936872133 >>936872142 >>936872177
>enemy can block your path
Anonymous No.936872134
>>936872124 (OP)
Based Beyond one could possibly Belief
Anonymous No.936872135
>>936872124 (OP)
good man
Anonymous No.936872136 >>936872189 >>936873346
>>936872124 (OP)
>>936872124 (OP)
how do i get an elephant BFF
not even a pet, but just an elephant fren who likes to eat bananas and lets me ride around on his back and we can go swimming and he can spray water with his trunk when its hot out haha asking for a friend
Anonymous No.936872137
>bosses are immune to most of your skills
What's the point?
Anonymous No.936872138 >>936872164 >>936872175 >>936872192 >>936872213 >>936872238
>game has random encounters with bandits
Anonymous No.936872139
>>936872124 (OP)
>game has mounted combat and damage bonuses against racial enemies
Anonymous No.936872140 >>936872145 >>936872148
>Boss has grab attacks
Anonymous No.936872141 >>936872145 >>936872146 >>936872163 >>936872234
>game has jiggle physics
Anonymous No.936872142
>>936872133
Can only imagine how satisfying that feels.
Anonymous No.936872143 >>936872156 >>936872169 >>936872203
>NPC can turn hostile
Anonymous No.936872144 >>936872182
>you can die in the tutorial
Anonymous No.936872145 >>936872147
>>936872140
>>936872141
are elephants just re-incarnated human males?
Anonymous No.936872146
>>936872141
hmmm melons :D
Anonymous No.936872147 >>936872149 >>936872150 >>936872153 >>936872160 >>936872187 >>936873560 >>936873586
>>936872145
Anonymous No.936872148 >>936872174
>>936872140
So when I do it it's harassment, but elephant gets a pass?
Anonymous No.936872149
>>936872147
>first orgasm is on the trunk of elephant
that girl will never be able to have a normal romantic likfe
Anonymous No.936872150
>>936872147
nice
Anonymous No.936872151
Our elephants /ourmammals/?
Anonymous No.936872152
>game has jumpscares
Anonymous No.936872153
>>936872147
uhh
Anonymous No.936872154 >>936872178 >>936872186 >>936874309
>NPC can extract resources from the player
Anonymous No.936872155 >>936872183 >>936872211
>>936872124 (OP)
Based elebro. Walk free king. Stomp around a lil
>>936872127
Moose scare the living shit out of me. I feel like reputation-wise they're the terrestrial version of hippos
Anonymous No.936872156
>>936872143
based
he knew she was only doing it for social media points
Anonymous No.936872157
>game has optical illusions
Anonymous No.936872158 >>936872162 >>936872194 >>936872242
>Game has alternative mounting mechanic.
Anonymous No.936872159 >>936872166 >>936872168 >>936872193 >>936874369
>Games has Draw Puzzle
Anonymous No.936872160
>>936872147
those zoomer elephants need an haircut
Anonymous No.936872161 >>936872218
>game has exotic mounts
Anonymous No.936872162
>>936872158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpevyPrwIio
Anonymous No.936872163
>>936872141
Grabbing those coconuts.
Anonymous No.936872164 >>936873821
>>936872138
Love those
Anonymous No.936872165
>Items eventually despawn
Anonymous No.936872166 >>936872170 >>936876535
>>936872159
yeah there's no way this is real
Anonymous No.936872167
>>936872124 (OP)
based elephant escaping
Anonymous No.936872168
>>936872159
>game has torture
Anonymous No.936872169 >>936872172
>>936872143
I would never get close to an elephantm
Anonymous No.936872170 >>936872173
>>936872166
elephants are extremely intelligent creatures
Anonymous No.936872171 >>936872184 >>936872185 >>936872191 >>936872199 >>936872201 >>936872221 >>936874132
>You have to kill the final boss even though he's completely justified
Anonymous No.936872172
>>936872169
they can be chill, just don't annoy them
Anonymous No.936872173 >>936872179 >>936872184
>>936872170
So are humans, and I was able to use my human intellect to conclude that this video is bullshit.
Anonymous No.936872174 >>936872223
>>936872148
Is your trunk that big?
Anonymous No.936872175
>>936872138
Lmao at the driver
Anonymous No.936872176 >>936872247 >>936881892
>enemies cannot be de-aggro'd
Anonymous No.936872177 >>936872202
>>936872133
>sits on it
fuck you!!!
Anonymous No.936872178 >>936872206 >>936872210
>>936872154
brehs...
Anonymous No.936872179 >>936872207
>>936872173
It's not bullshit and it was likely tortured from birth to do something like that. I think it is Suda the elephant.
Anonymous No.936872180
Anonymous No.936872181 >>936872215 >>936872226 >>936874132
>enemies can steal from your inventory
Anonymous No.936872182 >>936872209
>>936872144
so adorable how they scurried away behind its mother in embarrassment after acting mighty.
Anonymous No.936872183 >>936872198 >>936872227
>>936872155
Yeah they are pretty intimidating.
Anonymous No.936872184
>>936872173
Likely tortured like this animal.
>>936872171
:(
Anonymous No.936872185
>>936872171
Well now I'm sad.
Anonymous No.936872186 >>936872206 >>936872210
>>936872154
Imagine
Anonymous No.936872187 >>936872208 >>936872269
>>936872147
PUOOOOOOH
Anonymous No.936872188
Elephants are friends.
Anonymous No.936872189
>>936872136
Start by moving to a place where elephants run wild.
Anonymous No.936872190 >>936873059
>>936872124 (OP)
>>936872127
>>936872130
Animals are so based bros
Anonymous No.936872191 >>936872216
>>936872171
>animal smart enough to have individuality
>smart enough to remember faces
>smart enough to harbor resentment
Why piss them off?
Anonymous No.936872192 >>936872197
>>936872138
Kek imagine this being your day to day reality
Anonymous No.936872193
>>936872159
what the fuck, is this real? that's actually crazy
Anonymous No.936872194
>>936872158
Do hogs just give up trying to get something of their back?
this is the second webm I see of a guy jumping on one and it just bolts off after a spin or two
Anonymous No.936872195 >>936872200
>enemies can crawl
Anonymous No.936872196 >>936872205
>party members can injure themselves
Anonymous No.936872197
>>936872192
Life would be so much better...
Anonymous No.936872198
>>936872183
Would
Anonymous No.936872199
>>936872171
Get fucked
Humanity fuck yeah
Anonymous No.936872200
>>936872195
Elephants have 4 knees
Anonymous No.936872201
>>936872171
>Resident Evil Outbreak File 2.webm
Anonymous No.936872202 >>936872204
>>936872177
He was scratching his ass
Anonymous No.936872203
>>936872143
>Flat ass detected
Anonymous No.936872204
>>936872202
Gotta admit it does look like a taunt.
Anonymous No.936872205 >>936872260
>>936872196
I can understand tasing yourself. You'd want to know if you could take it. But why on a fucking table?
Anonymous No.936872206
>>936872178
>>936872186
>>>/k/
Anonymous No.936872207
>>936872179
Maybe you are right.
I am only willing to admit I was wrong because I can use your post to fuel my hatred for Indians.
Anonymous No.936872208
>>936872187
fuck you i wanted to do that
Anonymous No.936872209
>>936872182
>they
but there's only one there
Anonymous No.936872210 >>936872231
>>936872178
>>936872186
back to the deltarune threads
Anonymous No.936872211
>>936872155
>Moose scare the living shit out of me.
I don't know if a lot of people realize how fucking huge they are
Anonymous No.936872212 >>936872224
>enemies can sprint
Anonymous No.936872213
>>936872138
Gotta pay the tax
Anonymous No.936872214 >>936872222 >>936872225 >>936872229 >>936872239 >>936872241 >>936872243 >>936872248 >>936872255 >>936872267 >>936872349 >>936874005
>>936872124 (OP)
>enemy has advanced AI
Anonymous No.936872215
>>936872181
Anonymous No.936872216
>>936872191
Hubris. Humanity's first curse.
Anonymous No.936872217 >>936872245
>>936872127
>enemies have a charged attack
Anonymous No.936872218 >>936872236
>>936872161
being a slut looks pretty fun
Anonymous No.936872219 >>936872230
>>936872124 (OP)
>>936872126
>prΓΆΓΆΓΆh-ACK
Anonymous No.936872220
https://youtu.be/q81ptFSA4mk?si=bZ2l_ZaGHa4UrGhk
Anonymous No.936872221
>>936872171
>retard trying to hold the gate closed
Anonymous No.936872222 >>936872228 >>936872232 >>936872240 >>936872254 >>936872257 >>936872650
>>936872214
do those whale things eat the seals?
Anonymous No.936872223
>>936872174
Lmao
Anonymous No.936872224
>>936872212
>*waddle
Anonymous No.936872225
>>936872214
:(
Anonymous No.936872226 >>936874132 >>936874808 >>936875202
>>936872181
>they are always white
Around crackers, never relax
Anonymous No.936872227 >>936872263
>>936872183
why are the most dangerous animals on the planets always so cute?
Anonymous No.936872228
>>936872222
No they just take the fish from their fridge as a protection fee.
Anonymous No.936872229
>>936872214
>that glance at the camera
Anonymous No.936872230
>>936872219
:(
this can't have ended well with the fucking death spin
Anonymous No.936872231
>>936872210
>deltatroon
miss me with that reddit shit
Anonymous No.936872232
>>936872222
they're called Killer Whales
What do you think?
Anonymous No.936872233
>>936872128
Some are just jerks.
Anonymous No.936872234
>>936872141
Tentacle bros STAY WINNING
Anonymous No.936872235 >>936872600
>enemy grapple attacks can stunlock the player
Anonymous No.936872236
>>936872218
it's never to late to crack your egg ;)
Anonymous No.936872237 >>936872244 >>936872274
>enemy is an asshole
Anonymous No.936872238
>>936872138
Nosy creature
Anonymous No.936872239
>>936872214
>warming up on the ice sheet
>start seeing orcas pop their heads at the border
>instantly know your life is over
rough.
Anonymous No.936872240 >>936872250 >>936881805
>>936872222
>do those whale things eat the seals?
Yes. They also have complex language and we're on the cusp of being able to have conversations with them.
Anonymous No.936872241 >>936872246 >>936872251 >>936872252 >>936872265 >>936874069 >>936874145
>>936872214

Why can't the cameramen just save the seadog?
>hurr you can't intervene with nature
You are literally intervening with nature just by being there. Fucking safe the seadog and throw food in the water for the whales.
Anonymous No.936872242
>>936872158
HOG RIDAAAA
Anonymous No.936872243
>>936872214
This might just be the most impressive nature video ever put on film. If this was fiction people would call it unrealistic.
Anonymous No.936872244 >>936872249 >>936872253
>>936872237
i wouldnt be sad if every gator died this second
Anonymous No.936872245
>>936872217
Alternate title
>invisibility frames
Anonymous No.936872246 >>936872256
>>936872241
>You are literally intervening with nature just by being there
How?
Anonymous No.936872247
>>936872176
DOUBLE REPPUKEN
Anonymous No.936872248
>>936872214
This WebM is so kino
Anonymous No.936872249
>>936872244
Crocs are awesome fuck you.
Posting Gustave
Anonymous No.936872250 >>936872273
>>936872240
Well, tell them not to bully seals.
Anonymous No.936872251
>>936872241
seals are bastards, they all deserve what's coming to them
Anonymous No.936872252 >>936872266
>>936872241
What's he gonna do, die from old age? He has to die at some point may as well be memorable.
Anonymous No.936872253
>>936872244
They're cool, you've just gotta be on their good side.
Anonymous No.936872254 >>936872258 >>936872261
>>936872222
no, they play with them
Anonymous No.936872255
>>936872214
Imagine observing this for the first time in real life.
>"They are going to wait for the seal, aren't they?"
>"What are they doing?"
>"No..."
>"No fucking way..."
>"HOLY SHIT!"
>"He's looking right in the seal's eyes..."
>"Cold ass bastard..."
Game recognizes game
Anonymous No.936872256 >>936872262
>>936872246
>fucking helicopter flying around
>boat observing everything

There are literally microplastics in the Arctic, and humans worry about disturbing the cycle of life by saving a single animal from an excruciating death? How laughable. They are simply sadists using their supposed love for nature as an excuse.
Anonymous No.936872257
>>936872222
Orcas are dolphins, retardkun
Anonymous No.936872258
>>936872254
( ο½₯α·„α½’ο½₯α·… )
Anonymous No.936872259
>>936872127
Northern Exposure fatigue.
Anonymous No.936872260
>>936872205
So you can show your hole areas "by accident" and get yummy yummy likes and comments.
Are you new on the internet?
Anonymous No.936872261
>>936872254
Man that guy got owned
Anonymous No.936872262
>>936872256
It's okay it's all scripted.
The orcas and the seal are paid actors and were trained for that video.
They gave them food afterwards and released them all.
Anonymous No.936872263
>>936872227
It's a mystery.
>Glances at girlfriend
Anonymous No.936872264 >>936872271
>enemies can taunt
Anonymous No.936872265 >>936872270
>>936872241
The documentary isn't called "Man saves random wild animals". Their intervention is kept as low as humanly possible. A while back I remember there was a video where they did interfere, a bunch of penguins were trapped in an area and couldn't climb out and they went against the rule and built a little ramp for them to walk out just because they couldn't bear to think of so many penguins dying while they watched. But something that extreme is an exception. Defeats the purpose of a documentary if the cameraman is participating.
Anonymous No.936872266 >>936872272
>>936872252
>be me
>see you, surrounded by hyenas
>I am in a helicopter and I can easily save you
>you: "DUDE THROW ME A ROPE AND GET ME OUTTA HERE"
>me: "what are you gonna do? die form old age? you have to die at some point may as well be memorable"
Anonymous No.936872267
>>936872214
This is missing the part where the fucking whales push the smaller part out into the water so they can knock it off with a wave
Anonymous No.936872268
game has subtitles
Anonymous No.936872269
>>936872187
kek underrated
Anonymous No.936872270 >>936872322
>>936872265
So now you are using entertainment as an excuse, instead of love for nature.

Interesting.
Anonymous No.936872271
>>936872264
>look at me I’m a dumb rhino here’s my gay horn
so fucking based
Anonymous No.936872272
>>936872266
Kill or be killed jack
Anonymous No.936872273
>>936872250
They aren't bullying anything, dumbass.
Seals rape penguins.
We all do "evil" shit.
Anonymous No.936872274 >>936872275 >>936873116
>>936872237
Anonymous No.936872275 >>936872571
>>936872274
Wow what an asshole
Anonymous No.936872322
>>936872270
You won't learn much from nature documentaries if every single one ends with "and then the cameraman pulled out a fucking gun and shot the attacking animal".
Anonymous No.936872340 >>936872396
Why /b/ instead of /an/?
Anonymous No.936872349 >>936873843
>>936872214
>went on an Alaskan cruise
>in one of the stops we took a seaplane tour
>pilot spots some killer whales and lands in a fjord
>we stand out on the floats
>the whales circle the plane and whip their tails sending waves into the plane making it rock precariously
>reminds me of this vid and i try not to piss myself when i suggest we leave ASAP

they could have eaten us and no one would have ever known
Anonymous No.936872380
oh no now people are gonna spam gore
Anonymous No.936872396
>>936872340
Mods and jannies are lazy retards.
Anonymous No.936872559 >>936872775 >>936872867
/b/ eh?
Anonymous No.936872560
POV: you are the faggot known as ABIB
Anonymous No.936872571
>>936872275
>enemies exist only to torment the players
Anonymous No.936872600
>>936872235
Home on a Friday night? Maybe I-
Anonymous No.936872650
>>936872222
They also wear salmon hats
Also fucking mods
Anonymous No.936872674
hi /b/
Anonymous No.936872694 >>936873882
>>936872124 (OP)
holy shit mods are such fags
Anonymous No.936872775
>>936872559
/k/ bros...
Anonymous No.936872867
>>936872559
Stupid sexy deer
Anonymous No.936872911
>Enemies can be janitors
Anonymous No.936873059
>>936872190
most of them are
Anonymous No.936873116
>>936872274
Anonymous No.936873170 >>936873204
Where was this thread yeeted from
Anonymous No.936873204
>>936873170
/v/
Anonymous No.936873346
>>936872136
>how do i get an elephant BF
WDYMBT?
Anonymous No.936873560
>>936872147
"JB" isn't allowed on this site, though.
Anonymous No.936873586
>>936872147
You heard it here first: underage girls in swimsuits are /b/
Anonymous No.936873700
remember when trash was made for off topic threads to get moved to?
Anonymous No.936873821
>>936872164
Based! "Steal from da back fama".
Anonymous No.936873843
>>936872349
I'm trying to picture this in my head and there's no scenario where explaining how whales are smart enough to use waves to break ice wouldn't come across as crazy.
>The whales can break ice! We're all going to die!
>What are you saying, they're just dumb animals, they can't bre-
Anonymous No.936873882 >>936878965
>>936872694
And the blatant softcore cp webm is still up
gotta love jannies!
Anonymous No.936874005 >>936874091
>>936872214
ai slop
Anonymous No.936874069
>>936872241
>seadog
Lmfao goofy dog worshiper. Do lick your doggo's asshole, bud
Anonymous No.936874091
>>936874005
retard
Anonymous No.936874132
>>936872171
This is why elephants should become extinct.
>>936872181
KEK!
>>936872226
YUP!
Anonymous No.936874145 >>936874209 >>936874236
>>936872241
There is no saving you fucking idiot, if you "save" it then one of the whales dies of hunger.
Dont mess with wild animals doing their thing
Anonymous No.936874209 >>936874241
>>936874145
In the post you're replying to he said "Fucking safe the seadog and throw food in the water for the whales."; How would they be without food?
Anonymous No.936874236 >>936874269
>>936874145
Next time, maybe finish reading the sentence before you make a retarded post.
Anonymous No.936874241 >>936874342 >>936874363
>>936874209
You think whale food comes in bags you can get at the supermarket and its made with vegetables or something?
Anonymous No.936874269 >>936874446
>>936874236
What do you think whale food is retard. How would you be saving anythi9ng in the grand scheme of things? you wouldnt you just want to feel good in the moment
Fuck you
Anonymous No.936874309
>>936872154
careful! they can bite off your finger and eat it! they'll eat meat when available.
Anonymous No.936874342 >>936874671
>>936874241
Find a dead animal corpse, I'm sure there are plenty. Or, better yet, provide the whales with soy beans and other vegetables so that their hunger is satiated without harming live creatures.
Anonymous No.936874363
>>936874241
>You think whale food comes in bags you can get at the supermarket and its made with vegetables or something?
Nope, but you should have addressed that to him and not me.
Anonymous No.936874369
>>936872159
much better than I could have done
Anonymous No.936874446
>>936874269
The cameramen should've jumped into the water to sacrifice themselves for the seal.
Anonymous No.936874671 >>936874766
>>936874342
The fact that the entire animal kingdom isn't vegetarian in the year 2025 is just sad.
Anonymous No.936874766
>>936874671
I bet the Jews are behind this
Anonymous No.936874808
>>936872226
yeah, niggers usually steal bikes and jordans when they're hungry
Anonymous No.936875154 >>936875196
Why do jannies hate fun?
Anonymous No.936875196 >>936875683
>>936875154
im really surprised the "gamer fuel" thread is still up
Anonymous No.936875202
>>936872226
If it doesn't rhyme, you're on borrowed time.
Anonymous No.936875683 >>936876084
>>936875196
It is only natural that the jannies would be ok with a thread about pictures of food.
Anonymous No.936876084
>>936875683
not really, those threads gets nuked after 50 replies
Anonymous No.936876535
>>936872166
They're trained to paint. They draw a giant flower held in its trunk. I doubt they really know what it's supposed to be
Anonymous No.936878965
>>936873882
no it isnt
Anonymous No.936881805
>>936872240
What an incredible video
Anonymous No.936881892
>>936872176
A real challenge
Anonymous No.936882062 >>936882101
>>936872124 (OP)
So how can I post a 3.03 meg webm on a board that has a fucking 2 meg limit? Huh?? How do I do that?
Anonymous No.936882101
>>936882062
>make off-topic thread on /v/
>wait till jannies move thread to /b/