>enemy can detect traps

>>936872124 (OP)
nortubel tier elephant

pröööhhh :DDD

>enemies have a charge attack

>>936872124 (OP)
i thought elephants were herd creatures

>>936872128
Females and younger elephants stick in a matriarchal group but adult males often go around by themselves

>enemies can bug out

>game is punny

>>936872124 (OP)
smart slon

>enemy can block your path

>>936872124 (OP)
Based Beyond one could possibly Belief

>>936872124 (OP)
good man

>>936872124 (OP)
>>936872124 (OP)
how do i get an elephant BFF
not even a pet, but just an elephant fren who likes to eat bananas and lets me ride around on his back and we can go swimming and he can spray water with his trunk when its hot out haha asking for a friend

>bosses are immune to most of your skills
What's the point?

>game has random encounters with bandits

>>936872124 (OP)
>game has mounted combat and damage bonuses against racial enemies

>Boss has grab attacks

>game has jiggle physics

>>936872133
Can only imagine how satisfying that feels.

>NPC can turn hostile

>you can die in the tutorial

>>936872140
>>936872141
are elephants just re-incarnated human males?

>>936872141
hmmm melons :D

>>936872145

>>936872140
So when I do it it's harassment, but elephant gets a pass?

>>936872147
>first orgasm is on the trunk of elephant
that girl will never be able to have a normal romantic likfe

>>936872147
nice

Our elephants /ourmammals/?

>game has jumpscares

>>936872147
uhh

>NPC can extract resources from the player

>>936872124 (OP)
Based elebro. Walk free king. Stomp around a lil
>>936872127
Moose scare the living shit out of me. I feel like reputation-wise they're the terrestrial version of hippos

>>936872143
based
he knew she was only doing it for social media points

>game has optical illusions

>Game has alternative mounting mechanic.

>Games has Draw Puzzle

>>936872147
those zoomer elephants need an haircut

>game has exotic mounts

>>936872158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpevyPrwIio

>>936872141
Grabbing those coconuts.

>>936872138
Love those

>Items eventually despawn

>>936872159
yeah there's no way this is real

>>936872124 (OP)
based elephant escaping

>>936872159
>game has torture

>>936872143
I would never get close to an elephantm

>>936872166
elephants are extremely intelligent creatures

>You have to kill the final boss even though he's completely justified

>>936872169
they can be chill, just don't annoy them

>>936872170
So are humans, and I was able to use my human intellect to conclude that this video is bullshit.

>>936872148
Is your trunk that big?

>>936872138
Lmao at the driver

>enemies cannot be de-aggro'd

>>936872133
>sits on it
fuck you!!!

>>936872154
brehs...

>>936872173
It's not bullshit and it was likely tortured from birth to do something like that. I think it is Suda the elephant.

>enemies can steal from your inventory

>>936872144
so adorable how they scurried away behind its mother in embarrassment after acting mighty.

>>936872155
Yeah they are pretty intimidating.

>>936872173
Likely tortured like this animal.
>>936872171
:(

>>936872171
Well now I'm sad.

>>936872154
Imagine

>>936872147
PUOOOOOOH

Elephants are friends.

>>936872136
Start by moving to a place where elephants run wild.

>>936872124 (OP)
>>936872127
>>936872130
Animals are so based bros

>>936872171
>animal smart enough to have individuality
>smart enough to remember faces
>smart enough to harbor resentment
Why piss them off?

>>936872138
Kek imagine this being your day to day reality

>>936872159
what the fuck, is this real? that's actually crazy

>>936872158
Do hogs just give up trying to get something of their back?
this is the second webm I see of a guy jumping on one and it just bolts off after a spin or two

>enemies can crawl

>party members can injure themselves

>>936872192
Life would be so much better...

>>936872183
Would

>>936872171
Get fucked
Humanity fuck yeah

>>936872195
Elephants have 4 knees

>>936872171
>Resident Evil Outbreak File 2.webm

>>936872177
He was scratching his ass

>>936872143
>Flat ass detected

>>936872202
Gotta admit it does look like a taunt.

>>936872196
I can understand tasing yourself. You'd want to know if you could take it. But why on a fucking table?

>>936872178
>>936872186
>>>/k/

>>936872179
Maybe you are right.
I am only willing to admit I was wrong because I can use your post to fuel my hatred for Indians.

>>936872187
fuck you i wanted to do that

>>936872182
>they
but there's only one there

>>936872178
>>936872186
back to the deltarune threads

>>936872155
>Moose scare the living shit out of me.
I don't know if a lot of people realize how fucking huge they are

>enemies can sprint

>>936872138
Gotta pay the tax

>>936872124 (OP)
>enemy has advanced AI

>>936872181

>>936872191
Hubris. Humanity's first curse.

>>936872127
>enemies have a charged attack

>>936872161
being a slut looks pretty fun

>>936872124 (OP)
>>936872126
>pröööh-ACK

https://youtu.be/q81ptFSA4mk?si=bZ2l_ZaGHa4UrGhk

>>936872171
>retard trying to hold the gate closed

>>936872214
do those whale things eat the seals?

>>936872174
Lmao

>>936872212
>*waddle

>>936872214
:(

>>936872181
>they are always white
Around crackers, never relax

>>936872183
why are the most dangerous animals on the planets always so cute?

>>936872222
No they just take the fish from their fridge as a protection fee.

>>936872214
>that glance at the camera

>>936872219
:(
this can't have ended well with the fucking death spin

>>936872210
>deltatroon
miss me with that reddit shit

>>936872222
they're called Killer Whales
What do you think?

>>936872128
Some are just jerks.

>>936872141
Tentacle bros STAY WINNING

>enemy grapple attacks can stunlock the player

>>936872218
it's never to late to crack your egg ;)

>enemy is an asshole

>>936872138
Nosy creature

>>936872214
>warming up on the ice sheet
>start seeing orcas pop their heads at the border
>instantly know your life is over
rough.

>>936872222
>do those whale things eat the seals?
Yes. They also have complex language and we're on the cusp of being able to have conversations with them.

>>936872214

Why can't the cameramen just save the seadog?
>hurr you can't intervene with nature
You are literally intervening with nature just by being there. Fucking safe the seadog and throw food in the water for the whales.

>>936872158
HOG RIDAAAA

>>936872214
This might just be the most impressive nature video ever put on film. If this was fiction people would call it unrealistic.

>>936872237
i wouldnt be sad if every gator died this second

>>936872217
Alternate title
>invisibility frames

>>936872241
>You are literally intervening with nature just by being there
How?

>>936872176
DOUBLE REPPUKEN

>>936872214
This WebM is so kino

>>936872244
Crocs are awesome fuck you.
Posting Gustave

>>936872240
Well, tell them not to bully seals.

>>936872241
seals are bastards, they all deserve what's coming to them

>>936872241
What's he gonna do, die from old age? He has to die at some point may as well be memorable.

>>936872244
They're cool, you've just gotta be on their good side.

>>936872222
no, they play with them

>>936872214
Imagine observing this for the first time in real life.
>"They are going to wait for the seal, aren't they?"
>"What are they doing?"
>"No..."
>"No fucking way..."
>"HOLY SHIT!"
>"He's looking right in the seal's eyes..."
>"Cold ass bastard..."
Game recognizes game

>>936872246
>fucking helicopter flying around
>boat observing everything

There are literally microplastics in the Arctic, and humans worry about disturbing the cycle of life by saving a single animal from an excruciating death? How laughable. They are simply sadists using their supposed love for nature as an excuse.

>>936872222
Orcas are dolphins, retardkun

>>936872254
( ･᷄ὢ･᷅ )

>>936872127
Northern Exposure fatigue.

>>936872205
So you can show your hole areas "by accident" and get yummy yummy likes and comments.
Are you new on the internet?

>>936872254
Man that guy got owned

>>936872256
It's okay it's all scripted.
The orcas and the seal are paid actors and were trained for that video.
They gave them food afterwards and released them all.

>>936872227
It's a mystery.
>Glances at girlfriend

>enemies can taunt

>>936872241
The documentary isn't called "Man saves random wild animals". Their intervention is kept as low as humanly possible. A while back I remember there was a video where they did interfere, a bunch of penguins were trapped in an area and couldn't climb out and they went against the rule and built a little ramp for them to walk out just because they couldn't bear to think of so many penguins dying while they watched. But something that extreme is an exception. Defeats the purpose of a documentary if the cameraman is participating.

>>936872252
>be me
>see you, surrounded by hyenas
>I am in a helicopter and I can easily save you
>you: "DUDE THROW ME A ROPE AND GET ME OUTTA HERE"
>me: "what are you gonna do? die form old age? you have to die at some point may as well be memorable"

>>936872214
This is missing the part where the fucking whales push the smaller part out into the water so they can knock it off with a wave

game has subtitles

>>936872187
kek underrated

>>936872265
So now you are using entertainment as an excuse, instead of love for nature.

Interesting.

>>936872264
>look at me I’m a dumb rhino here’s my gay horn
so fucking based

>>936872266
Kill or be killed jack

>>936872250
They aren't bullying anything, dumbass.
Seals rape penguins.
We all do "evil" shit.

>>936872237

>>936872274
Wow what an asshole

>>936872270
You won't learn much from nature documentaries if every single one ends with "and then the cameraman pulled out a fucking gun and shot the attacking animal".

Why /b/ instead of /an/?

>>936872214
>went on an Alaskan cruise
>in one of the stops we took a seaplane tour
>pilot spots some killer whales and lands in a fjord
>we stand out on the floats
>the whales circle the plane and whip their tails sending waves into the plane making it rock precariously
>reminds me of this vid and i try not to piss myself when i suggest we leave ASAP

they could have eaten us and no one would have ever known

oh no now people are gonna spam gore

>>936872340
Mods and jannies are lazy retards.

/b/ eh?

POV: you are the faggot known as ABIB

>>936872275
>enemies exist only to torment the players

>>936872235
Home on a Friday night? Maybe I-

>>936872222
They also wear salmon hats
Also fucking mods

hi /b/

>>936872124 (OP)
holy shit mods are such fags

>>936872559
/k/ bros...

>>936872559
Stupid sexy deer

>Enemies can be janitors

>>936872190
most of them are

>>936872274

Where was this thread yeeted from

>>936873170
/v/

>>936872136
>how do i get an elephant BF
WDYMBT?

>>936872147
"JB" isn't allowed on this site, though.

>>936872147
You heard it here first: underage girls in swimsuits are /b/

remember when trash was made for off topic threads to get moved to?

>>936872164
Based! "Steal from da back fama".

>>936872349
I'm trying to picture this in my head and there's no scenario where explaining how whales are smart enough to use waves to break ice wouldn't come across as crazy.
>The whales can break ice! We're all going to die!
>What are you saying, they're just dumb animals, they can't bre-

>>936872694
And the blatant softcore cp webm is still up
gotta love jannies!

>>936872214
ai slop

>>936872241
>seadog
Lmfao goofy dog worshiper. Do lick your doggo's asshole, bud

>>936874005
retard

>>936872171
This is why elephants should become extinct.
>>936872181
KEK!
>>936872226
YUP!

>>936872241
There is no saving you fucking idiot, if you "save" it then one of the whales dies of hunger.
Dont mess with wild animals doing their thing

>>936874145
In the post you're replying to he said "Fucking safe the seadog and throw food in the water for the whales."; How would they be without food?

>>936874145
Next time, maybe finish reading the sentence before you make a retarded post.

>>936874209
You think whale food comes in bags you can get at the supermarket and its made with vegetables or something?

>>936874236
What do you think whale food is retard. How would you be saving anythi9ng in the grand scheme of things? you wouldnt you just want to feel good in the moment
Fuck you

>>936872154
careful! they can bite off your finger and eat it! they'll eat meat when available.

>>936874241
Find a dead animal corpse, I'm sure there are plenty. Or, better yet, provide the whales with soy beans and other vegetables so that their hunger is satiated without harming live creatures.

>>936874241
>You think whale food comes in bags you can get at the supermarket and its made with vegetables or something?
Nope, but you should have addressed that to him and not me.

>>936872159
much better than I could have done

>>936874269
The cameramen should've jumped into the water to sacrifice themselves for the seal.

>>936874342
The fact that the entire animal kingdom isn't vegetarian in the year 2025 is just sad.

>>936874671
I bet the Jews are behind this

>>936872226
yeah, niggers usually steal bikes and jordans when they're hungry

Why do jannies hate fun?

>>936875154
im really surprised the "gamer fuel" thread is still up

>>936872226
If it doesn't rhyme, you're on borrowed time.

>>936875196
It is only natural that the jannies would be ok with a thread about pictures of food.

>>936875683
not really, those threads gets nuked after 50 replies

>>936872166
They're trained to paint. They draw a giant flower held in its trunk. I doubt they really know what it's supposed to be

>>936873882
no it isnt

>>936872240
What an incredible video

>>936872176
A real challenge

>>936872124 (OP)
So how can I post a 3.03 meg webm on a board that has a fucking 2 meg limit? Huh?? How do I do that?

>>936882062
>make off-topic thread on /v/
>wait till jannies move thread to /b/