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floof

creep

hi floof

pat pat

>>936878199
hi hi

>>936878199
hi hi

8butt pickin' fights again smh

I didn't start this one actually

Skibidi kitty tits

He needs butts for once, boob overdose and all that

butte

>>936878283
butts are for fags

he's got a point. twitch gay.

Show me yer boobs

ur gay

butt boi

Sun show me yer boobies plz

so it was parsnip

that would not surprise me

2 new Always Sunny episodes drop tonight

YES

https://youtu.be/wxyWIregWho
poteto
https://youtu.be/rHaC3yoxbgk
cheez

I just learned that if a woman gets breast reduction surgery, they can come back even bigger than before.

>>936879475
gods way of saying fuck you you WILL have big tits

>>936879614
based god

Like cutting a tree
God's gift

>>936878911
fatte catte

>>936879475
you already know what I'm thinking

>>936879973
well I think you'd have to have them first for it to work.
maybe I could do that.

>>936879974
no

>>936879669
cute

>>936879974
slop

>>936880015
you saying you can give me big tits?

>>936880050
no I'm saying I wonder what would happen if I reduced mine.
it is covered by insurance iirc

>>936880082
I know, I'm joking
I guess if you wanted to you could
totally up to you tho

>>936880082
the fuck?

Big fat man boob

>>936880227
oh

>>936880203
I don't really care as much as I did when I was younger

>>936880227
it's genetic tyvm

>>936880267
Didn't know you were samoan

>>936880267
yeah it's really not that big of a deal
I doubt a potential partner would care, and if they do they're shallow and not worth being a partner with

I'm drinking 3 beers at once! I love my stein

Only parsnip would make a boring Wednesday seem lively

>>936880328
I mean some people actually are into that

is parsnip using some secret namesync or something? or are you guys just guessing?

>>936880391
I try my best

>>936880467
for sure, that's why I wouldn't worry about it

Pattern recognition is a useful social tool

your mom is a useful social tool

I guess it's true that you find you learned something the day afterwards, and then it clicks, but not always the same day
the noodle had to remember something I haven't done it 20 years, and being sober probably helps

>>936880610
Oooooohhhhh

>>936880647
I videogame better drunk

You're a social tool

is 5:30 too early for bed?

Not for a nap

>>936880667
depending on my drug of consumption I can be better and more focused when not sober
little bit of alcohol helps, weed can too, but kratom just makes the noodle too wet to do much of anything

>>936880719
Show bobs plox

Noodle is a weird word for bren
ITS ME BREN GUN

Fuck cheezit are so good

>>936880891
ikr?

>>936880862
have you never heard it?
it's a funny cute word for it
I like using silly words because it appeases my inner child

parsnip is a huge gay

>>936880980
No u>>936880980

Phil Collins didn't have to go so fuckin hard on the Tarzan soundtrack, but he did. Strangers like me slaps hard

>>936880957
If I did remember it, I'd associate noodle for brain
Spanish words were used in youth, not much in engish

>>936880814
mine
?

He do go hard
https://youtu.be/AwrZunRZYn4

>>936881111
Yes. Nice quads

>>936881147
you've seen them!

>>936881077
yeah it's an old one
the noodle is working well today

>>936881191
Yeah, but I don't remember because I'm stupid

>>936881219
good excuse, I'll remember that one

Peanutbox
Noggin
Pecans
Almonds

im lazy so no

>>936881473
Fair

Snoodle is a thing too but sounds like one of those fuzzy snake toys you drag around on a string

Soon I shall slumber, so worship me while you have the opportunity.

>>936881766
Creamed buns

>>936881751
This currently reside on my shelf, together with uzumaki.

how long should I keep doing math?
pretty sure I've never done it this long, and I'm okay with that

2(2) hours

Where'd everyone go?

I was putting sheets on my bed
I need to reasses my bedsheet situation...

weh

stop complaining

>>936882881
I should wash my sheets ...

>>936882916
What wrong?

>>936882852
busy asking about this fucking job again, and my mom seems like she's doing everything she can to not get me to do it, and trying to get my brother to do it all of a sudden
I'm just going to have to ask my sister and do it myself, but I'm sick of this fucking around, and not working when I was told I would be 6 years ago

>>936882990
what job you want to do again?

>>936882949
probably a lot of things idk

*humps sunshine*

>>936883154
I feel that. Go set up a bird feeder, the little cheepies make me feel better

>>936883260
i planted some birdfeeders, the blackcap raspberry has been very popular this year, lots of little birds visiting it to monch on berries

>>936883314
Awww birbs

>>936883113
classified information
but what I really want to do is nuclear engineering, so I'm relearning math right now

>>936883395
hot topic I bet

>>936883457
no, not Hot Topic

I wonder if I can do a whole year's worth of catching up on math in a day
I'm going to see if I can do it tomorrow

you know, math isn't too bad
I just hated the school environment and work, not the learning aspect

can I learn to love math?
>outlook good

Your fortune: Outlook good

damn I'm good

Hot Topic doesn't play good music, last i've been there

maga is angry that the epstein list was a lie

That list? Trump ate it all, sorry
His comment: "I just ate it, it was delicious. The most delicious list ever, if I say so myself."

>>936883818
I'll show you enough

>>936884057
good
let them continue to destroy themselves in their arrogance, stupidity, and naïveté

>>936884153
made me laugh

>>936884219
>how I feel saying edgy shit

I love how nick is always consistently like 2 days behind the news.

>>936884283
he's a little slow in more ways than one

>>936884283
hard work does this to me

>>936884327
are you guys behind quota on minority beatings?

>>936884312
>>936884354
why yous guys bein rude?

gosh idk. childhood trauma?

>>936884426
probably what 8bit said

>>936884493
lol

how big is too big?

double G cups

idk, the point where everyone starts bitching about "her poor back!"

>>936884907
thankfully furries don't have that problem

too big

>>936884907
>>936884946
>>936884987
https://static1.e621.net/data/sample/fc/e6/fce6a62560e51c60b7fa54c5fe968541_480p.mp4

>>936884946
I feel like even irl the benefits would outweigh the downsides but what would I know.

>>936885011
impressive

>>936885437
I'll let you know if I ever get huge tits

>>936885458
in the video I saw earlier, the woman was complaining about how women with fake tits don't have to endure the same struggle.

and then a lightsaber came out of his bottle of coke and nearly impaled him by some weird incineration method.

right...

the world of muted ads is blowing my fucking mind harder than ever these days.
these pootoob clickbait thumbnails are bad too.

That ad was dum

>>936885667
I wouldn't know
I'd imagine even fake ones still have some heft, but maybe not

>>936885792
>>936885899
tf are you guys talking about?
why don't you use ad blockers?

>>936885899
why the fug would i ever drink a coke ever again when fucking lightsabers can now randomly come out the spout!??!

>>936885941
mines prolly heavily out of date

>>936885954
why would you ever drink corn slop anyway?

>>936885965
use ublock origin, been using it for nearly a decade now

>>936885920
between that and all the weird stuff they secrete from their cooters, they may as well be a different species to me
(yes I know that sounds pathetic)

>>936885986
lol you need to make girl friends
I'll hook you up when I get some more

>>936885941
TVs still exist, sadly there's no adblocker for regular programming...yet.
>>936885954
Its why I drink DrPebba

inb4 sunshine

>>936885985
i haven't had a coke in easily over a decade. fuck all corn syrup companies

and thats aparently what i have, but twitch still rolls shitty ads.

>>936886062
i make homemade lemonade and limeade

huwha?

>>936886039
ya ok sure bud

>>936886062
I don't watch TV anymore
never really cared for it anyway
I just consume YouTube

>>936886064
oh yeah, fuck twitch
I hate that website full of bots and unskippable ads

I've never seen an ad on twitch

>>936886137
I can't block them
no ad blocker works for me even with external media players

>>936886137
becasue ur a custom adblocker hacker man

>>936886086
Add in mint and cucumbers for added refreshment

that and I also pay for turbo...
let me see what happens if I don't log in

logged out and with no ublock they do get through my router...

"Fucking Furries"

>>936886341
you getting the candy one where everyone gets a fatal and nearly instant case of hydrocephalus?

That's ones head after 10000 hours of mafs

>>936886426
no, a car commercial. I don't even remember the brand. I loathe ads so much.

>>936886426
I've seen that one
I don't really eat candy for children

>>936886458
me in a decade

>>936886492
Code Lyoko ovah hea

I suppose it's close enough to bed time

>>936886586
night

>>936886586
nini 8bitches

lol wut

>>936886854
I bet he sees in 5 dimensions

I'm gonna give 8bit a good nightstick beating someday

me first

>>936886934
reported

>>936886854
doug dimmadome

>>936886976
report received

pizzadilla

Hmm

n0bitches?

lookin gud

Those 2 should follow through on their threats of violence. I'd love to see it.

lol that's not what i meant

>>936887364
GAS GAS GAS

>>936887407
>>936887431
lol

Well Nick is no threat so there goes that.
Ok time to log off of mobile too.

>>936887364
garage :/

japan garage :D

I'm only brutal in bed

>>936887530
>>936887863
Yes

>>936887364
decent
I'm going through achievements and accolades, and driving a POS Nissan Z
first couple races were around 40-50% slightly cheating, but this last one was top 12% lmao
I guess I get the hang of cars quick

I sleep

tummy kissers where you at

>>936888649
>Nissan Z
The not a Datsun, I see
I got rusty after a month of not playing, still fun and learn the new trick with driving an auto, manually changing gears.
I must say, the level of customization in a racing game like this wow me, nothing like this I've seen since MC:LA

*still wow's me

>>936889259
I did just drift a 240sx (this summons the other bnuuy) and it's impossible to drift with a wheel
easy with controller tho

I could never get the hang of drifting no matter what game its in, takes a special level of tism to understand it
https://youtu.be/6Tqzt_qbFG4

Fug I'm so full I feel like I'm dying

And I just had a Malt from Freddy's, gud stuff

oh no, he ate foods that expand.

The snip has snupped

oh no rip in pepperoni parsnip no more pats

oh shit I got to prestige
I saw that I was level 1 with a star above my name and was so confused
it went to 200 then reset
got damn... I have a problem

Gold akimbo deagles when

ewww deagles

good question
maybe I'll nig out a Camaro and give it big gold rims to celebrate

E was an FMG9 user
>>936894518
Rose gold rims and soul red metallic body paint, like the DeTomaso

Bronze ajimbo vultures when?

gettin tired
but mostly bored of the day

>>936894614
not bad

I want to watch a movie, but I need to get up and mow the yard before I go to work tomorrow.

not good

let it grow
let the grass flower
and let the animals return!

>>936894905

Last time I mowed, I ended up petting a baby bunny.

I know I shouldn't have, but I still did.

>>936895007
last time my house mate found a baby bunny he kept it for 3 months and spent at least 1000$ taking care of it, just to feed it fruit the entire time.

What happened at the end of 3 months?

>>936895120
he let it go somewhere around the house.

Did the rabbit want to leave?

>>936895285
yes, becasue there is 3 fucking puppies terrorizing it.

>>936895167
You of all people should be mad at him for letting a good meal go free.

>>936895323

:(

are you not supposed to feed a bunny fruit D: ?

>>936895366
this bunny story is just a small part in the middle of a long train of WTFs I have with this guy.

>>936895386
bunnys need something like 80% greens and grasses. I told him this and i would still see strawberries in it's enclosure every day. that bnuy went through more strawberries in 3 months than what I have had in 3 years.

fucking monster psychopath human with a gun.

anywhooooooos, I guess it's sleep time

>>936895630
>>936895630
>>936895630

>>936895609
nini bones