Does dark or light side get more women and pussy?

Dark side, obviously. The light side is full of uptight moralfags

>tfw no dark side waifu

>>936884683 (OP)
Palpatine had a granddaughter according to the shit sequels so even that wrinkled up old piece of crap managed to get laid at some point in his life. Other than Anakin, who went dark side later, none of the Jedi's get any pussy.

>ywn use the dark side to corrupt a young jedi padawan into your personal sex slave
Why even live?

>>936884812
>ywn have a dark side twi'lek use the force for gentle femdom
bros..

Dark side has unlimited power.
Light side has.. A swamp with a little green fuckbag in it.

Jedi forbid intimate relationships. Sith are allowed sex slaves if they want.

>>936884934
Is pussy evil?

>>936884683 (OP)
Dark side scores way more often, but you're pretty much certain to get killed by one of your kids.

darkies are all rapists

>>936884683 (OP)
dark side dgaf about consent

>>936884780
you've done that yourself

Wait woah woah woah. What about Han Solo?

>>936887290
it's the reason anakin turned evil so...yes

>>936885974
tbf, a >little green fuckbag
would be what you want if you were stuck on a random swamp planet

>>936887808
damn, it didn't turn green 4chan sucks fuck this site i'm done

>>936887843
>>936887808
Shrek is who i want in a swamp.

>>936884780
I find your lack of faith disturbing.

>>936884934
Anakin is not the only Jedi to have gotten a woman. Obi-wan with Satine, Cal Kestis with Merrin, Kit Fisto with Aayla Secura, Leia with Han, Kanan with Hera, Luke with Mara Jade, and finally Revan with Bastilla Shan.

Palpatine relied on cloning, Malgus ended up killing his own lover, Darth Caedus ended up turning against the mother of his daughter, two inquisitors were killed by Darth Vader because they were in a relationship and because they nearly let a woman with a for sensitive baby escape.


It seems that in later years, the Jedi were more likely allowed to have relationships.

>>936888090
Kylo ren made Rey a sex slave stfu light side incel

>>936888090
pfft nerd, how do u know all that xd

>>936887223

>>936884683 (OP)
Star Wars used to be about interplanetary wars and aliens and shit, and it is now about the gay relationships between faggots and other faggots.
So it doesn't really matter because it is all gay, fag shit and one would have to be so retarded as to wear pants on one's head in order to believe it's any good.
Additionally, the world found out, not by choice, that Mark Hamill is an insufferable, flaming fag.

>>936884683 (OP)
dark side

and that's why they lose all the time

fuck bitches get credits

>>936888537
Marks a faggot because he's light side

>>936888531
wtf is this dumbass lookin shit?

>>936888792
Gorgeous darkside femdom ballbusting goddess

>>936888713
Epstein and gates are unironically darkside though

So is musk and trump and every single billionaire

>>936888932
she looks gay af, has no tits, and she's showing no skin. that's not star wars...

>>936888792
It's from a Star Wars TV show about faggots, and in this episode, this character acts retarded and has a gay relationship with some other insufferable fucking ugly-ass lookin fag.
God, I fucking hate that ugly mutant fuckin bleached ass dumbass bitch.

>>936889096
how is Trump so badass?

>>936884683 (OP)
Jedi are forbidden to get laid. The sith embrace their horniness because it gives them power

>>936889179
I'd like to see her lightsaber your cock and balls off

>The sith embrace their horniness because it gives them power
It's the whole "liger" thing all over again.

>>936889489
mad online lol

>>936889293
Childrapist control America

It's the Empire

>>936889540
Why is the female Lion such a shawty tho

>>936889663
>Childrapist control America
you lost, faggot, demonfags dont control shit hahahahaha

>>936889772
Release the epstein files then
Oh but you can't. Darkside gets cunny and nothing happens

>>936884683 (OP)
https://youtube.com/shorts/jiLEweb1-pM?feature=shared

>>936889858
>Release the epstein files then
Dems never released the list either. at least repubs are calling out the gov right now, faggot. all you losers did was keep quiet and talk about trannies turning kids into trannies.

>>936890071
>NO files
>NO list
>NO evidence
If only he didn’t kill himself before the truth came out

>>936890151
Dems were literally in office when he "killed himself". it's most likely Clinton and Obama on the list and they destroyed all evidence.

Riker would impregnate every woman in the Star Wars universe

>>936890481
and he will start with me

>>936888531
Damn I want to fuck her

Can someone nudify?

>>936889762
Male tigers aren't into it because lions are the niggers of the feline world, so the tiger is usually not getting a good toehold.

>>936890967
I know that Lion pussy must feel better than his own females

>>936885735
>twi'lek
They have a butt on the back of their heads tho.

>>936891306
Imagine how wet a lioness feels when that Tiger is thrusting her like no Lion could

>>936889293

>>936890284
>Dems were literally in office when Epstein killed himself
August 10, 2019. 5 months before covid hit, retard. Bet you think the dems did that too.

Purple saber sigmas get all the best pussy

>>936892428
They’re struggling to shore up their shitty worldview lol

>>936892428
>NYC jail
hmmm

>star wars thread

fuck yes

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

>>936892014
you think skullfucking is wrong now/

Which franchise has hotter women, Star Wars or Star Trek?

>>936893622
I am the dark handsome stranger. Hi anon

>>936884683 (OP)
The light side has more documented coitus events. If the dark side is fucking, they aren't mentioned. Best you get is Palpatine cloning and thirst traps.

There was probably a fuckton of sex back in the old Sith v Jedi wars though prior to the old Republic. Gotta make new warriors somehow, and that was before all the retarded rules both enacted (the no attachment shit and rule of 2).

>>936894375
SW has bikini stuff & skin tight suits in show/universe, while ST is all about those skin tight suits for the most part. But later Trek absolutely sucks for hot women. I guess there was that one underwear scene.

SW has more canon nudity events too.

SW wins just because there are way more female aliens that are hot. Some are specifically there TO be hot.

Jedi rules only forbid romance, not sex. The Jedi can fuck all they want as long as there is no emotional attachment

WHO CARES WHAT SIDE GETS ASS!?!?!?!?

>>936884683 (OP)
This may be reddit to say but both sides abstain because it interferes with their goals