s/fur

"Close Enough" Edition

>>936895630 (OP)

floof

watched a movie with the wife, was a good film

what moopie was it?

>>936896277
the exterminating angel

oh snap floof is married i had no idea, congratulations floof

pat pat

also fursi gey

>>936898749
hi hi, thanks
bed soon

what about all the other letters

Supposedly the system is okay as long as you can use it for your benefit.

>>936895996
Living life to the full.

>>936900066
preggo porn! lmao. just curious, why?

best thread for s/fur content but sfw?

>>936900227
An interest in things revolting.

>>936900295
preggonancy is revolting? or fuggin the preggo. which part

>>936900690
Both, yeah, both.

Oranges and lemons
Say the bells of Saint Clemons

Deuteronomy 22:5 “A woman must not wear men's clothing, nor a man wear women's clothing, for the LORD your God detests anyone who does this.”

can't sleep

>>936902726
hell yeah, I sinned earlier
I want God to hate me!

>>936895630 (OP)

Mornin y'all

>>936906945
ello

Curse you Cheez-Its...

am dying need food

>>936907226
for killing cheese nips

>>936907226
You take it back, cheezit best shnaq

>>936907386
>>936907388
but they've given me the Cheez-Shits

dream of strange birthday party
nice of them to invite me, i suppose

>>936907407

..

>>936908447
hot type of cute

It's hot and I need to mow the yard.

Dumb bunnies. Can't you just eat the grass faster?

yard full of rabbit poop balls

Ashamed to say I don't think I had ever heard Mr. Crowley before I saw Jack black's tribute today. It fuckin slaps tho. Randy could play the fuck outta a guitar

If I had any idea of what you were talking about I would mash up whatever the fug you just typed out and mock you.
something about slapping.

>>936895792
>>936906945
furry porn and unrealistically huge dicks is the only thing that makes viewing it unappealing to me
thankfully there's lots of solo stuff

>>936911009
Having a hard time self-inserting?

>>936911106
in a certain sense yeah

>>936910554
Ozzy man, fuckin blizzard of ozz. Prince of darkness, Lord of metal

*screams interally*

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>>936911824
Wtf is this new bullshit

>>936911871
loose

>>936911824
nigga stfu trying to jack off

>>936912348
Go visit the sad panda.

today needs to be a bathtub adventure day

>>936912436
>the owl after two loops

>>936911938
it's not new at this point

>>936912647
may you be blessed with this bathing assistant

>>936912647
Sounds kinky

>>936912811
second life ass furry lookin

>>936912865
lol

trolling videos was the only thing I liked about second life

>>936912811
ugly

>stuff blanket in washing machine
>ETA: 8:13h
wtf

What on earth have I stumbled upon.

https://x.com/candyfujiapple/status/1942970050635305325

>>936913351
glad my machine got turbo mode lol

>>936913379

glad i use the power of the SUN! to dry my laundry

>>936913379
this isn't about apples....

>>936913476
imma steal ur panties

>>936913514
its gunna be bedstuffs today
and then a dog
and then myself

should prolly get started, daylight's a burning

>>936913501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcOsWZWFLr4

a trip to the store is in order
any snack requests?

>>936913753
you

>>936913753
Me. I'm the snack.

>>936913785
i am freshly washed

>>936913793
well aren't we just a pair

Cheese. And weed

>>936913855
no weed until next full moon
some cheese might be nice

>>936913753
crips

>>936913916
i do not participate in street gang related activities

>>936913916
gangster

>>936913913

Nick hotter than Judy

>>936914021
don't care

Most things are hotter than Judy.

>>936914125
don't care

>>936913753
apples peanutbutter and honey

also the winter blanket

appearances isn't all that matters in loving someone

also judy mine

>>936914243

want

>>936914344

>>936914344
delicious blanket soup

i always have peanut butter and honey on hand, but local apples aren't in season yet, it's still berry time

>>936914372
Is that why you have a fancy for animals such as rabbits?

>>936914562

cold

>>936914344
what the fuck E

>>936914344
You really need to wash more often dude.
That water won't clean anything.

>>936914783
3 puppies that go in the pool in the back yard and then roll around in the piss and shit infested dirt in the back yard, roll around on the gross ass floor, and then take naps in my bed.

>>936914943
why not buy them dog beds so they won't sleep on yours?

>>936915127

How to tell me you've never had a dog without saying you've never had a dog.

>>936915339
I've had many dogs and I have one now lol

>>936914562
you talk a lot of shit for someone that is on an online relationship with person that they will never meet

I've fucked so many vaginas in my life I'm probably a father to several children that I even don't know about lol

aaand current bedstuffs washed and out to dry

>>936914344

:(

>>936914943
Do you not have a washing machine?

>>936915989
this is why i dont trust washing machines

>>936915997
yes but its broked

>>936916025

Catfishing...
But literally.

>>936916025
I respect your dedication in suffering for the puppies happiness

>>936916090
remember to do your socks separately.

>>936916090
lol

now i need to do the fugging dog

eth no dont go down that route :(

then i need to do my fugging self

>>936915665
lol

>>936916163
phrasing

yeesh some lady almost splatted me with her car
saved by my reflexed, managed to dodge out of the way and avoid injury by less than six inches
making an illegal traffic maneuver too

not today!

>>936917025
succesfull dex saving throw ! with evasion

>>936917566
more excitement than i'm used to on a walk to the store
i took a different route than usual and picked some blackberries
also saw a giant slug!
what a morning

though now i think about it, it was probably one of the invasive slug species
maybe i should have squished it...
it was kinda cute tho

My spooder Pedro unfortunately passed recently, but today I caught a new one from my bathroom corner. Say hello to Ophelia, pictured ensnaring a fruitfly

wtf

>>936917916
neat
i have a lot of spider friends protecting my berry bushes, love those guys

>>936914344

>>936917916
Do you feed them?

>>936918699

>>936919301
>meanwhile dash

>>936919954
abune

>>936919001
Yes, you can buy flightless fruitfly cultures at most pet stores

ai porn is a plague at rule34

deeper yet we chance a glimpse of the rabbit hole that are Nicks fetishes.

>>936917711
>giant slug
shell or no shell ?

>>936921160
Snails have shells, slugs don't

>>936921130

>>936921160
just whatever vestigial internal shell most slugs have

i used to keep a tank of freshwater invertebrates and have a bit of a soft spot for mollusks
i really need to check out the beaches next time there's a low tide, the rocky beaches here have a lot of tide pools where you can find all sorts of stuff
would be neat to meet an octopus :3

i have a nice collection of shells from florida beaches, would be cool to collect some from here, provided the critter is done using it

>>936921308
its evolution is planet ending

fun fact: slugs are called Nacktschnecke (naked snail) here


on an unrelated note... I hate ironing

snail/slug penises

>>936922392

>>936895630 (OP)
Huh? I thought this was the thread for SF4??


>The original SF4 had some problems in the beginning, but that was a long time ago and the game has only gotten better over the years.