Thread 936903603

C-Celeb T-Thread: W-What i-i-ice c-cream h-h-have y-you eaten t-t-this s-summer b-bumble-b/s...?

>>936903611
>>936903624
>3

>>936903611
>>936903624
>>936903631

>>936903631
qt monke <3

>>936903646
you know what to post next

>>936903692
:>

>>936903806
Is anon sure he can handle such things?

>>936903821
no but do it anyway

>>936903873
expose them

>>936903873
>unzips
Here comes the plane

>>936903808
this is the celeb she has the red hair is plumber fix

>>936903890
is mikerophone not plane blind a lot?

>>936903955
>mikerophone

I heard she has the nicest pair

>>936904033
yes not plane

>>936904032
>>936904052
Hotties

shit thread

>>936904097
she's a babe

I didn't even want to j/o last night but I looked at one picture of Alison Brie's naked breasts and it only took me about 8 seconds

S-So I-I know I-I-I s-shouldn't h-h-have her... M-My m-m-m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice i-i-is a-a-a-a very b-b-beautiful w-w-woman... I-I k-know l-l-l-l-l-l r-r-r-really d-don't k-know w-w-what t-t-to d-d-do with h-h-her a-a-and I t-t-told h-h-her w-w-we w-w-will j-just w-w-wait u-u-until w-w-we c-c-can figure s-s-something o-out... W-We h-h-h-have b-b-been b-b-biking a-a-and g-g-going f-f-for ice c-c-cream s-s-so f-f-far t-t-this s-s-summer... T-The g-g-g-great g-g-guys o-of o-o-o-o-o-o-o-our p-poop g-g-group I t-t-told a-a-about m-me a-a-and V-Vic a-a-and t-t-t-they l-laughed a-a-at m-me... T-They c-c-claim only i-in t-t-their d-d-dreams c-c-could t-t-they i-imagine s-s-someone m-more s-s-stupid t-t-than m-me... T-They a-a-a-are a-a-a hardy l-lot a-a-and l-like V-Vic a-a-as she i-is a b-beautiful c-c-celeb lady a-a-and t-t-they h-have d-d-dedicated t-t-themselves t-t-to e-e-eating e-e-every t-t-thing t-t-that c-c-comes o-out o-of h-her a-a-a-a-a*s... I-I-I-I-I can't i-i-imagine... L-I-l-l-l-l-l-lots o-of t-these g-g-guys w-want a l-lot m-m-more o-o-of V-Vic w-waste p-produce a-and b-beg m-me c-c-constantly f-f-for m-more t-t-transactions...

>>936904205
no is for clebertries not shit we dont want scat please go other treads you are missing int e wrong one

>>936904237
S-So V-Victoria s-sent m-m-me s-s-some o-of h-h-her t-t-training v-videos y-yesterday... S-She t-t-told m-me h-h-h-her t-t-trainer, t-t-the o-one f-f-filming t-t-these g-g-good v-v-videos, w-w-wanted t-t-to s-s-sleep w-w-with h-h-her, a-a-and in f-f-fact w-w-w-was c-c-constantly g-g-g-grabbing h-her b-b-buttocks a-a-and g-g-groping h-her b-b-breasts d-d-during t-t-training...

>>936904427
why she send you the video you know her she is friend please explain the remationshipds

I-I-l-l-l-l-l-l told V-Vic s-s-shucks b-b-but d-d-don't d-d-disrespect t-t-the g-g-good s-s-sir a-a-as h-h-he i-is p-providing I-I'm s-s-sure s-s-such a-a-a g-g-good s-s-service a-a-as h-h-her t-trainer a-a-and g-g-good t-t-trainers a-a-are h-h-hard t-t-to find t-t-these days... I t-t-told h-h-h-her h-he l-l-l-likes y-y-you b-b-because y-you a-a-are a b-beautiful c-c-celeb lady...

>>936904511
how can i be the fitnes i am very physics can help tell her to contact i will help

>>936904511
pleaze the response

I am hipnotized by her lips

>>936904688
how do you do the hipnotizations

>>936904747
Goong my mind away, duh.
I'd rather fuck her sexy mouth than her pussy or ass.

>>936904688
>>936904712
Fuck

>>936904688
I get that too

>>936904221
For sure

>>936904942
I’m hypnotised by Kats ass

Stink Troyd - Wish You Weren't Here

>break up with annoying GF
>try to bang other sluts for a few weeks but fail
>gf begs me to get back with her
>horny so I do it
>pound her out
>tells me that she is sorta seeing this other dude
>tell her we can't get back together because she is still seeing him
>blah blah blah we're not sleeping together he is just a place holder
>she is still going to spend the weekend with him
>told her off, she threw a fit so I fake apologized and pounded her out again
>she thinks we're back together now
>still going to spend the weekend with this guy
>I am pretending we're together for another few weeks then I'm going to dump her again
>feel weird because I hate the thought of her being with another dude but she is really annoying and I want a better gf

What the fuck have I done?

>>936904400
Niec bobs

>>936905787
it's July

>>936905787
Niiice

please help me not be so fucking autistic.

>be me
>cocoon mode for the past 3 years
>get dragged out to go to a bar by my friends who dont want to see me being a fucking coward and to finally talk to girls
>be 12 pm
>bar is winding down
>cute girl approaches me at the bar and sits down and starts to talk to me
>we are having an OK conversation (mostly me just repeating what she says back to her)
>all of the sudden she smiles at me and gets up like "i love this song i need to dance! come dance with me!"
>"i-i dont know how to dance..."
>look at dance floor
>just her dancing by herself
>feel so bad that i'm a coward for not joining in with her

please help me not be a fucking pussy anymore.

>>936905899
I feel like I've seen this before

>>936905899
Are you me?
I lost 45lb, got strong, am 6'2, no chin.
If a broad isn't into me or doesn't teehee, I kind of get mad. I was seriously just thinking about this today. Its not reasonable to think every girl in the world will be into you, but damned if I don't, anyway. Its nuts.

I can't stand it when it a girl doesn't teehee, like what the fuck

>>936905931
look at that, you guys even finish each others statements. Does this happen often? or is it after licking each others assholes that you make this kind of bond...

Its gotta be the asshole licking connection between the two of you, its crazy how much you guys are just soooo in love.

This right here /b/ should be our role models, we need love like what these two have.

who do I beat my pp to today

>>936905966
This is a statement someone who rapes kids would make.

>>936906037
Hello beautiful

>>936906027
it's the asshole licking connection and you're jealous, that's fine

let's all kill ourselves starting now
i'll go last to make sure everyone goes through with it.
ready?
go

>>936906046
Do heavy lifting.

Inb4 "im gonna geet tooo biig lolol"

Fuck you.

>>936906057
my brother you shod not do the yourself is nog ood should look at the celeb znd enjoy them i like very much ok do not do

Mmmmm dovey dove dove

>>936906057
I once worked out with a qt3.14. Couldn't take it.

> This is how you deadlift. First your pick up the weight, then you put it back down.
> teeheeheehee anon!!! ^_~ it's sooooo heavy hehehehehe

> Now let's bench and start off with the bar.
> XDDD ahhhhh it's difficult to hold it **giggle giggle**

>>936906057
me first!

>>936906116
kill yourself

>>936906117
lol hey buddy. if i walked up to you without knowing you and i started the conversation with.. "yo, fuck you." would you listen to anything else i said after that point?

maybe next time instead of boosting your e-penis size, act like your damn age and give advice like a normal person instead of trying to look cool on an image board.... maybe people will listen to you if youre a little more presentable, you moron...

>>936906140
damn i came in here asking for advice and now you guys are too busy staring at my masterpiece body.

back to the topic boys!

>but check out my bicep too

meds

>>936906186
harshie-chan!!!! where have you been? I've missed you! <3 I wanted to tell you my progress

>>936906079
UPDOOT

is this real did the undertaker really go on fox news to denounce the superman movie?

>>936906219
DEPORT SUPERMAN

>>936906186
You are so ripped!!!

Femanon here.

>>936906219
It appears that way, but ive been fooled before

>>936906254
>Femanon
>On 4chin
KYS TROON!!!

>>936906254
>Femanon here.
show us ur booobs bebby
we luv u

>>936906254
OMGosh me too!!!!

>>936906298
LITERALLY OMG LIKE LITERALLY EXCITED RN

>>936906349
Talkin tough? Man you are seriously a fucking loser you know that?

Lemme break this shit down for your autistic, never-had-friends-in-your-life ass.

>"Hey Traci, have you heard about those weird bronies before?"
>"you mean those people who like my little pony? They are SOOOOO weird!"
>"I know man, what a bunch of losers"

then comes mr. alpha >>936906186


>"I like "My Little Pony", it's the shit son what you talking about"
>Me and Traci are laughing even harder

You can either A) laugh with us, because you were OBVIOUSLY joking about being a brony
or B) drop the spaghetti.

Either way its not talking tough its the truth. Maybe if you actually had friends you would understand what I'm saying, but instead you just have to pretend like you are a confident alphamale on the internet.

nice try faggot

>>936906387
I just want to announce that i have a tit fetish

J-Tard really has snapped.

I also like tits

>>936906470
>>936906473
>>936906488
wow dude, you really haven't spoken with girls have you?
im not talking about the girls you meet in the anime club or in the share-a-hug committee.

i mean girls you meet at actual parties, you know, attractive girls?

take it from a guy with a chair thats worth more than your car, man, stop acting like you know what you are talking about

Tits are fantastic

>>936906470
>>936906488
>>936906508
this is all based
I mean, just the best takes

>>936906507
wow dude, you really haven't spoken with girls have you?
im not talking about the girls you meet in the anime club or in the share-a-hug committee.
i mean girls you meet at actual parties, you know, attractive girls?
take it from a guy with a chair thats worth more than your car, man, stop acting like you know what you are talking about

>>936906552
wow dude, you really haven't spoken with girls have you?
im not talking about the girls you meet in the anime club or in the share-a-hug committee.
i mean girls you meet at actual parties, you know, attractive girls?
take it from a guy with a chair thats worth more than your car, man, stop acting like you know what you are talking about

>>936906508
IM SO KEWL I HAD TO PUT SUM VODKA BOTTLES BEHIND MY SHIT JUST TO LET PPL KNOW I DRINK XDDDXXDDDDDD SO KAWAII ALSO I WASTED ALL MY MONEY IN FAKE SHIT INSTEAD OF ACTUAL HERMAN MILLER FURNITURE LELELELELEELELE

we are witnessing firsthand the mental breakdown of a pedophile

>>936904237
>spread legs and wanton expression

My phimosis just tore and I am spurting chunky mushroom soup everywhere.

Why is he doing this? Is this because Friday night is approaching?

>>936906709
>>936906810
>>936906932

>>936906941
>not a Herman Miller chair
Poorfag

>>936906959
>a Herman Miller chair
in this economy?

>>936906941
I am spurting.

>>936906941
George R R Martin?

I had a dream I climbed inside Kristen Stewart's nostril and little Japanese shota were swinging through her nose hair like monkeys on jungle vines

>>936907182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho9M-q_kcn8

>>936907201
Then I woke up and my withered legs and Herman Miller office chair were covered in piss

>>936906990
Just get a circumcision already

I'd like to know where this thing is now

J-Tard's gearing up for a rough weekend

>>936907287
Oh yeah? Then why would I call myself based?

>>936907318
i guess men are very aware that its a degrading act?? idk how to put this in words or make sense of it

>>936907360
They've always been aware. Frequently telling people to "suck their dick" or talking about how women would "look good on their knees." They're aware and revel in it.

>>936907446
suckle my balls

Does anyone here have a q-tip or a chin I can borrow?

>>936907525
sorry fresh outta chins

Pussy MacNamara
Am i right or am i right? Eh!?

>Fear is the air that cowards breathe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Muox6cSPmjU

WHERE FEET

WHERE CHIN

>>936907737
HERE FEET

>>936907776
WHERE BOBS

Formula One Fungal Fun

>>936907803
not sure

>>936907852
Go younger.
This is old Taylor

>>936904611
more Hayley?..

>>936907889
What kind of Hayley would you like?

>>936907852
ayy tay feet

>>936907867
we should bring back Celebrity Deathmach

>>936907944
this would make for a glorious cat fight

>>936907904
literally any lol.. i love her

>>936907870
the fuck you mean younger?

>>936908078
I am triggered

>>936908072
So one dipshit punching himself?

>>936908002
fighting over bbc

I am the master triggerer

Stay the fuck out of /hr/

>>936907926
i love tay feet

Now find the other two posts you sad little cunt.

The one in the Emma Myers thread was a free one. Find the other two.

>>936908186
john mayer knew what was up

>>936908190
>>936908201

>>936908072
Off he goes!!!

>stay away from the board that gets 3 posts a day

ok

This is my design

>>936908223
It is my fortress of solitude

>>936908118
Over a Grammy that's actually a dildo. The finisher would be Taylor shoving it up Katy's cooch so high up that it pushes a tween Justin Bieber out of her mouth rendering her uncontious.
Taylor starts celebrating and then Katy grabs her by her loegs and tears her in half. We can then see thwo halves of taylor standing separated by a few inches and her brain falls out of both her halves.

Katie Wins, But then a Zombie Taylor gets up and and Mauls Katie while badly reciting Oops Look What You Made Me Do.

katie Looses by being dissolved down to her bare skeleton by Taylors zombie puke.

My humiliation and upset were carefully orchestrated

No YOU get snipped

No YOU lash out with the word "cunt" when you're triggered

It's not even 6:45AM and he's sufficiently triggered. Look at the speed of these posts.

Anyway. Toast or Cereal this morning for breakfast...

>gets triggered
>"I am the master triggerererer this is my design REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CUNT!!!!
Everytime lol

you're 3 hours behind you bellend

J-fat needs to get that fungus looked at

>>936908186
me too, please more of those if you don't mind!

>>936908405
Seems to be working

>>936534563
>>936535682
>>936714881
>>936766055

etc.

When I am mocked and upset there is a coping mechanism in which my pathology causes me to attempt to create an alternate reality in which I have excogitated a series of triggers

>>936908123
Lol. Meanwhile I'm simply going to try and dream of her giving me the sloppiest rimjob.

>>936908365
what are timezones? It's 9 am, who knows where jshit's cesspool of his own filth is (also I know it's you)

Cunt

I get weirdly obsessed with celebrities when they die

>>936908123
>>936908583

>>936908516

>the king provides edition
he moved to those threads?

>>936908653
Hnng yes mommy!

Please go to that thread and mock me there

If I can't feign some semblance of control over you I might kill myself

Jaime Chung see-through today

This is my design you powerless cunt

>>936908484
These posts are all identical. Over different days.

The archives are to me what the dream world is to Freddy Krueger

>>936908682
I love that kind of makeup

>>936908771
So you like celebs who look like little boys and whatever the fuck that tranny is. Got it

I post archive links and know everyone goes where I need them to

They follow the links applaud my efforts

>>936908653
>ai

>>936908682
>>936908653

I'm taking the day off to scrape my phimosis

Life used to be more fun.

please get triggered, it's all I have

>>936908847
>>936908874
>>936908896
Excellent.

I'm so alone

YOU WILL GO WHERE I LAY THE BAIT YOU CUNT

>>936908928
don't samefag

>>936907944
Definitely.
I wanna see
Olivia Rodrigo VS Sabrina Carpenter
Sydney Sweeney VS Fran Capaldi
Hailee Steinfeld VS Isabel Merced

>>936908986
PLEASE keep responding to him using KStew files.

>>936908986
Please give me your chin Kris10

I'm so powerless

I will never allow myself to admit I'm a narcissist

"Steel cages are one of the oldest form of enclosures used in professional wrestling. The earliest known "steel cage matches" of any kind took place on January 9, 1936, in Caruthersville, Missouri, in a card that included two such "chicken wire fence" matches between Jez and Otto Ludwig, and Joe Dillman vs. Charles Sinkey."

>>936909090
You have a webm or a gif for everything.

LOVE THAT fr fr

My personas will support me

>>936909108
he's like allison but horrible

>>936909131
That's rude. Allison is a horrible person.

I miss when the cage matches were the big blue steel bars

>no partner
>no friends
>no chin
>just this chair

>>936909172
Mate that chair smells like an open grave

don't forget his farts

Fungy Krueger

don't fartget me when you goon

I'm such a pussy

The fact that I just screamed and put my first through one of my monitors proves that you are sufficiently triggered

>>936909437
>multiple monitors

I fucking KNEW that thread over on >>>/g/catalog was him.

Getting triggered was part of my plan

I'm such a pussy

>>936909936
>edge updates are good user experience.
Firefox updates happen instantly and always restarts back to your last session, there is literally no reason to not update, the OP is a massive faggot, especially since the last few releases have been bruddy good.
>you're being a rhedditor now. just because some faggot found a "CVE" and s0iefaced over it "so insekyure!!!" doesn't mean that it's actually a practical concern for real life usage
Anon, I....
>Cursor spoofing could overlay user interface when native cursor is zoomed
>Bypass of CSP sandbox directive when embedding
These aren't theoretical pajeet TSAN """exploits""", these are real security concerns that are trivial to exploit, again. No Reason To Not Update

I am a fart in the wind

I hear them laugh at me when I say I haven't been here in months

looking forward to this friday

What happens on Friday

>>936910689
He posts shit like the above and forgets he claimed to suck five cocks not four.

See last weeks posts in the archive.

If I keep repeating and responding to myself it'll have some sort of effect

I-I know I-I-I s-shouldn't h-h-have her...

The way life goes on after people die is one of the most humbling and scary things in life.

I will not do that, thanks

>>936910689
webm related
>>936910714
don't worry about him, he's angry the only thing he'll be deepthroating this week is pizza and pudding, just like last week and the week before

>>936910939
You're funny.

>>936910939
thanks jacob

>>936908729
>>936908365
>>936908330
>>936907579
>>936907551
Not celebs

about to take on the final boss in demons souls the first time...wish me luck

nevermind I won't be finishing this

>>936911362
Luck won't save you

>>936903647
Pedo
>>936903631
>>936903624
>>936903611
Not a celeb
>>936903646
Fuck off

like are you fucking kidding me, he's literally making me delevel, I have never seen this

what should i get at mcdonalds
i can't decide

>>936912234
A whopper

At least this generation is wasting time on the internet rather than giving birth to 8 kids just because they were bored.

Rate my last fap /b/ros! MILF edition!

>>936912234
Nothing. You're unhealthy enough as it is.

>>936912496
Atrocious. Cut your cock off.

>>936912234
>eating mcdonald's
please don't do this :(

>>936912496
>3/10
>9/10
>5/10

>>936912496
Pretty solid trio

>>936912058
Not a celeb

>>936910879
S-So I-I h-hate t-t-to s-s-say it b-b-but i-it l-l-looks l-l-l-l-l-like h-h-here a-a-and in m-many p-places t-the p-poor g-g-gentlemen w-who I-I-Iack a-a-a-a very b-b-beautiful w-w-woman a-a-are v-v-v-very v-v-very u-unhappy...

>>936912284
Spillie!

>>936912792
I-I-l-l-l-l-l-l... I-I-I-I-I can't i-i-imagine... s-s-some e-e-experience d-d-d-deep u-unhappiness... w-w-with l-l-l-l-l-lots o-of g-g-guys w-who e-e-e-experience a-at l-least s-s-some d-d-degree o-of it...

>>936912927
I-I k-know l-l-l-l-l-lots o-of t-them w-w-would p-p-probably d-d-do a-as-anything f-f-for t-t-the k-kind o-of g-g-girl I g-g-got...

>>936912847
<3

one of my favorite games and soundtracks, shadowrun on snes

https://youtu.be/QdwGRse6ULA?si=pbz6j-OSqzVOh40Y

for the all zero of you that care

>>936912591
Haven’t pumped to JLo in so long

so i'm getting a hotcakes happy meal with small fries and a big mac

>>936913172
She's always a good cum

>>936913028
https://youtu.be/PEHLETdD3Cw?si=2kHw81_uZUAT9-5B

>>936913089
this is neat

>>936913250
Fuck yea

>>936912790
wrong!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Jung

>>936913264
this was also neat

are you the anon who requested the dungeon crawling music a while back? i hope you've enjoyed it

>>936913505
She feels fucking great

>>936913523
Curvy milf sluts are so great to bust to

>>936913581
Her ass has always been so unreal

>>936913453
I might have been, who knows, here's some chipzel, we have discussed her

https://youtu.be/bes4s00K3gg?si=wgmkvmyec7OJwmWR

I'm just not posting ricci, hi

>>936913606
It's drained me a plenty

>>936913683
Her feet have got me good many times as well

>>936903646
I would give anything to see those things swollen, veiny, and full of delicious mommy milk

>>936913600
Another fine milf, damn

>>936904578
Who is?

>>936913644
hi <3 hope you're having a lovely day

this one's fun too :3 i was listening to some synthwave stuff while workin' so this fits right in kinda

>>936913649
>>936913644
>>936913598
>>936913447
Not celebs

>>936913718
She's an allaround drainer

>>936913824
Makes sense this fucking faggot cunt pushes the thread past image limit.

>>936913859
More Brec.

>>936913844
Past bump limit but you're not wrong. He is a piece of shit cunt who will spam that ugly bitch for the rest of the day.

Not a fan of her and the golfer huh?

Stargirl was a highly enjoyable program. No seriously!

lamb of god covered children of the grave. not as good as white zombie

>>936913889
Kat is ok.

like halfway they go full lamb of god for 30 seconds for no reason and it just doesn't work

fuck you know really, listening to the white zombie version again, could do without the obvious marilyn manson shit for the first minute

after that it's a great cover

New
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>>936912542
>>936912542

>>936913915
i um...i like the cancer bats cover... >_<

https://youtu.be/GGH80lXpLYo?si=xu9wSOKJxnD4QsDr

>>936913805
hello! I had an OK today

The mentally ill homeless man is talking to himself again!

New
>>936912542

>>936912542

>>936912542

>>936913906
More Stargirl.

>>936914080
ok's better than not, but i'm gonna send good vibes so it gets even better

>>936914273
it actually was mostly good
you indeed made it better <3

allison do you like refused? Swedish punk from the 90s they had the song new noise

>>936914429
Freetard projects having offensive names is not a good thing, retard. Why do freetards insist on naming their projects "fungus" and "phimosis" and "chinless" and other weirdo names like "gnome" that will literally drive people away from using their software because no one wants to say "HEY BRO I USE GNU" or "DUDE, HAVE YOU TRIED COCK" or "DUDE THAT PICTURE IS SO GIMPED"

>>936914412
fancy meats 'n' cheeses

>>936914429
i gotta google 'em ^o^
i'll do that here in a min

>>936914429
if this song was never used in any late 90s/early 2000s movies about hackers, it should have been

just has that sort of vibe :P (not knocking it - i like it) reminds me of something i can't quite...

https://youtu.be/WJa3eUczYaM?list=RDWJa3eUczYaM

So the mentally ill homeless unemployed dishwasher has created yet another alter ego and this time it's a female named Allison?

Truly fascinating. What an absolute subhuman retard.

>>936914717
You're more pathetic than the cunt posting maisie peters. Rope yourself.

>mfw my cover's blown
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>>936914738

You first you bedbug ridden waste of life!

Lil ari was out on the stores! and crinkle
crisps the olde men thought her for a wishH!

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>>936914717
just stop

>>936914080
Fuck off you piece of shit

>>936914692
honestly I feel like it was, but I can't for the life of me think of a movie, it might just be hopeful thinking

>>936914874
now a marvelous adventure fewll!
lil aris cut through two courses and passed
stores while the men looked who would
she meet that appeased her to notice!

then an old man cames to lil aris she
saids i own it and woulds lightly go!
to my courses before they would ask
her to trouble herself in anything,
would they gain her signatures, or for
would they takes pictures and montone
or stone her there or would apt be please to license them to taste her bum, else, why
she should drop her pant or lift her skirts
and give them access to her bum devils!

>>936915161
Not a celeb

>>936915161
a band that started at my little high school was in a big movie a while back, but i shouldn't say which one

>>936915303
>smol may-z
>big jacket
always a winning combo

>>936915426
>i shouldn't say which one
Why not. Aint nobody going to do anything to hassle you. We've known where beady lives for over a year. Troy is too fat to fly.

>>936915457
Reverse Farley

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>>936915426
Not a celeb

>>936915426
doesn't matter so many bands from our state don't care, especially...we'll the capital

>>936915469
i'm a paranoid patty

>>936915500
dubdubs of truth

>>936915544
>similar dubdubs to may-z anon
>bands from our state
i let youtube roll after that other song and just as i read your response my favorite butthole surfers song started playing :P

>>936915621
Not a celeb

prison wasn't all bad. It's boring as shit.
we got tablets and it let me discover shit like https://youtu.be/JPg2tXIkRh4?si=UYJtoGWR0i7f08tE

Imagine clicking on a youtube link from a pedo who went to prison.

I threw it out there it was for drinking on probation, I know alot of news

>>936915664
Holy shit you're still alive? I thought you were dead. Haven't seen you in a while.

>>936915664
Not a celeb

>>936915691
I'm not a pedo, but I'm not gonna lie I saw one get dealt with as soon as I got to my transfer unit 6 years ago, alot of the shit isn't true but pedos really do get dealt with

>>936915734
unfortunately yea

>>936915839
relapse hard enough and it won't be a problem.

>>936915799
Excellent news.

>>936915858
yea kinda

>>936915734
damn shame

>>936915664
i wouldn't survive day one in prison
i've never been tuff

>>936915700
gotta swipe that hat off so headpats can commence

>>936915195
the men all called purple galaxy clays!
and saids we grease it and bend our back
to! for lil ari's curse may no man abides!

>>936915799
sounds like being a pedo is not all it's cracked up to be

>>936915958
You deserve prison for encouraging the maisie anon to post. You should encourage him to cut his throat.

I know you've been here long enough to know who that really is.

>>936915973
and they saggitarialed and stayed close
behinds lil aris would they afflex or film to
catch any of her sweet rosen bum farts!

>>936915958
it's really not all bad, I read so many good books, you don't have a choice, no distractions, did 4 years in...our state's system...I will say if you don't like actual niggers it takes some getting used to. 3 of my best friends through the time were black. Really cool guys.

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>>936916008
i've long given up trying to figure out who's who what and where in this place

>>936916071
hm...i don't like the n-word, but i get it might be part of surviving in there :-/

>>936916176
I expected better from you. He's a monster. Worse than beady back in the day. Pains me to see you manipulated like this.

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I'm a monster, because I drank some alcohol when the state said I couldn't, no dwi's btw

>>936916071
Well like that dude from the kids movies said one time

>Niggas start to mumble, they wanna rumble

>>936916478
i really don't know what you're talking about

niggghhh

>>936916497
He's trying to be funny by quoting from one of the most over-rated hip hop groups in history.

>>936916572
You too, boy, if ya fuck with me

Ladies and Gentlemen troy. The whitest anon outside of the shut-ins.