CeIeb milfs, mommies, and cougars

>>936914913 (OP)

>>936915018
Top milf

>>936914913 (OP)

>>936914913 (OP)
Huzzah! A Man of Quality

I wish this was my mommy

>>936915240
Such a good mommy

>>936915295
Would you have risked fucking yourself out of existence?

for me it's Shakira

>>936915414
Unless it was meant to happen that way

>>936915491
Good choice

>>936915966
she is so fucking hot

>>936915966
>>936915981
Wait longer next time. Holy samefag

>>936915951
Susan my beloved

>>936915295
The most cock hungry character in any family film.

Marty should have gone for it, minimum he should of fucked her face.

>>936915414
Why live if you're not going to live?

Mommy

>>936916211
Why have we never seen them

>>936916223
Goddamn

>>936915295
>>936915414
>>936916114
>>936916108
i blowjob wouldve been perfectly fine. though i wouldnt have been able to resist fucking her in that car

>>936916260
I still think he could have fucked her, pulled out so not to knock her up then left and ghosted her, would have ended up with Georgie eventually anyway

>>936915966
more !

>>936916350
true. best of both worlds. wouldve been worth it.

Totally used up the magazine, will probably have to buy a new one next time I'm at the store

>>936916254

>>936916445
She is something else

>>936916427

>>936916464

>>936916441
lots of sticky pages?

>>936916518
yess

>>936916494
One of my fav british milfs

>>936916392
god yes or introduce a 1950s girl to anal

>>936916549
who are the others?

>>936916504
Yup been years since I put a magazine to work like that

>>936916360
Hell yeah

>>936916360
Imagine the boobjobs

>>936916538

>>936916559
oh man i didnt even think about anal. marty was an idiot. at the very least he couldve seen her naked.

>>936916582
fuck yeah, thats what its there for. putting those pages to good use anon

>>936916607
I feel she'd be annoyed and aggressive with her titfucks but in a hot way

>>936916565
Susanna Reid , Emily Blunt , Gwendoline christie

>>936916211

why do you cum on the magazine itself
that never makes any sense to me

>>936916652
I had to, Salma is one of my all time favorites and the SI mags pretty much jump started my puberty so it was like a perfect match up for me

>>936916673
nice choices

If you don't open your butt cheeks to the water while showering you should be giving out NO type of life advice

>>936916764
Thanks , what are yours?

>>936916675
>me
>be math student
>no friends
>no chin
>gnarly penis condition
>show up to calc 1 final last spring
>student are talking among themselves about the content.
>literally just saying wrong shit
>everyone saying incorrect shit
>one guy still doesn't understand the power rule
>one girl says this is the hardest class shes ever taken
>"I KEEP FORGETTING THE QUOTIENT RULE HAHAHAA"
>"LOWDEEHIGH-HIGHDEELOW-OVERLOWSQUARED HEHEHEHEHEHEH"
>have a good kek and keep listening to deftones at full volume while practicing my jutsus in the corner desk

>>936916675
fat mommy ass

>>936916751
send the issue to me?

Put my leg up on the side of the tub, 1 hand holding the shower head, other hand gripping and spreading my asscheek just full blasting everything down there and it hurts but i love being clean

>>936916807
Perfect mom butt

>>936916710
makes more sense than those that cum on their computer screens

>>936916778
>detachable shower head
>water jet setting
>get up in dat bootymeat
>follow with a tea tree oil scrub
so fresh n so squeaky clean

>>936916789
You sound like an insufferable asshole and I'm not surprised you don't have friends

>>936916785
Alice Eve, Hayley Atwell, Carey Mulligan, Jenna Coleman

>>936916789
What's a yellow complete normed vector space?

A Bananach space.

>>936916842
made for breeding

>>936916909
damn I forgot about Atwell

>>936916955
Another fine Mommy

>>936916955
Have a reminder

>>936917034
Agreed
>>936917041
Thank you!

>>936917034
>>936917041
need to suck those tiddies dry

Lil Ari!

>>936917099
Make mommy moan.

>>936917107
Not a mommy...yet

>>936917097
mommy

>>936917107
damn

>>936917126
gladly.

>>936917148

King of the Hill Season 14 trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GleTI7jDWOs

>>936917193
so fucking hot

Keep laughing at me and I'll set the KStew Crew on you

>>936917126
Mommy must be satisfied

>>936917199

>>936917199
cute butt

https://youtu.be/tzVJPgCn-Z8?si=T7b3isY8witiq05A

>>936917282

>>936917303
I-Is it time?

>>936917282
Cutie

>>936917323
should it be?

>>936917352
Always.

>>936917239
Please be my friend, Kristen Stewart anon.

>>936917265
Service mommy all day

>>936917352
T-Time to die?

>>936917371
wrong @ ?

>>936917372
Mommy is for our pleasure

>WAKE UP!
>TIME TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>936917366
exciting

>>936917410
Please love me, Kristen Stewart anon.

>>936917443
Go forth and post her for us anon.

>>936917443
Stew Crew suicide pact still on?

>>936917469
there's more than one enjoying her?

>>936917458
okay, you are just retarded

>>936917491
There are literally millions of us here right now

>>936917443
Far and beyond the best picture of kristen or anyone ever, so adorable

>>936917509
impressive fanbase

>>936917491
Everyone loves her.

>>936917521
For you
https://i.4cdn.org/hr/1752154879119221.jpg

I'm not alone

>>936917443
>>936917548
B-But they're the same? Nothing wrong with that but what am I missing? Please don't tell me I'm as stupid as the poster above me.

>>936917548
honestly based thanks

>>936917580
she's known to make you lose a few brain cells

My minions have swarmed

https://archived.moe/b/thread/936892215/#q936898385
Would anyone be willing to repost this mp4? Thank you in advance and God bless.

>>936917618
B-Based KStew.

>>936917655
Learn to use the archives yourself. Now fuck off back to the other thread
>>936917584

>>936917618
not me. i'm just as stupid as i was before. but not any stupider! so i got that going for me, which is nice.

>>936917696
you get bonus points for bringing a hot pic of kstew to the party

On the internet, no one knows you're an ugly chinless pedophile

>>936917352
>>936917443
*unzips*
Here we gooooo
>>936917548
Fuuuck I wanna cum already

>>936917717

>>936917780
What's that smell?

>>936917762
it's ok, anon, your secret is safe with me

>>936917694
It's not available on the archives (file 404'd), that's why I'm asking here. Also, Sydney is old enough to be a cougar now.

>>936917810
I'm not sure if it's bacterial or fungal

I'm a shameless shill for red vox

It's vinny.

https://youtu.be/wepdZFa2nUU?si=-lGNKFFjjQQqxNNg

Triggered status: Kristen
>He mad now.

>>936917856

>>936917877

>>936917874
Who?

>>936917826
Suck for you. Go beg someone in one of the AI threads to show you how to use the archives correctly.

Might as well be Friday cause im gonna....

>>936916036
i love jennifer love hewitt

old school, youngins

>>936917936
She makes everyone pop.

>>936917936
gonna what?

>>936917932
why are you being an obnoxious prick?

>>936917936
who owns the pancake ass?

>>936917936
it's Friday Eve, sometimes also called "Thursday"

>>936917909
>kristen in vans, no socks

>>936917947
she is so fucking hot

>>936917969
My pps gonna coom
>>936917958
Loud ones

>>936917999
Stupid ass name for the day. Should be Kristen-Eve.

Would you just LOOK at all these pics of Kristen Stewart!

That was painfully easy lol

>>936918011
no socks
>>936918047
Kstew deserves to be glazed

>>936918132
I wish I could also glaze her donut hole

>>936918190
you'll have to be able to pull out of her first

>And now I can just sit back and watch.

>>936918222
Huh. Trips. Imagine that.

>>936917443
Hideous

>>936918216
Slim chance I'd be able to lol

>>936918321
even harder when she's begging for it deeper

>>936918372
Deeper up her what, anon?

>>936918475
tight butt

>>936918132
>tfw i'll never cure my footf-g disease and kristen is a major trigger

>>936918642
You're not welcome here. Go away.

>>936918642
you don't need to cure it when there's plenty to consume

>>936918641
The grip while you're cummin

I'm the only 40 yard old here listening to depeche mode

>>936918739
the built up pressure trying to push you out

>>936918642
>footf-g
You're on 4chan not plebbit. You can say fag.

>>936918757
>yard

>>936918808
lol

>>936918779
Shoving it as deep as possible as hard as you can, the pressure pushing cum out her bum around you

>>936918757
Still not sure how autocomplete works huh gramps? Still missing your blackberry

>>936918890
she starts to bounce on you to force even more out as you get so sensitive

>>936918757
I'm 41 and a half years old, I am /cel/'s elder statesman.

>>936918989
underrated

someone gave j shit attention so he goes into 30000% post kristen as fast as possible mode

>>936918664
if i could read i'd be very upset

>>936918732
how? how is she so perfect?

>>936918791
i guess

>>936919072
Thank you for obsessively detailing everything he does.

>>936919070
she is tight as fuck

>>936918942
That thought + that picture = buckets

Trying to stay calm while she's still bouncing on your spent, cummy cock

>>936919109
where would you be without me

>>936919101
making your head spin as you think about kissing her pale skin

I hate when allison gets lewd it's weird

>>936919201
Where would you be without him? You should get our more. Maybe go watch a movie.

Played like a fiddle

>>936919122
it would be even harder when you're so sensitive you're trying to pull out but she just sits on you faster while she tells you she's not done yet.

>>936919070
Top tier ass

>>936919248
but I don't wanna get our, get our what? I don't want it

Anon just got played like a violin.

>>936919278
Nice of you to bring it up.

>>936919209
Fully embraced, cock still up her bum, kissing her sweaty, pale skin, her face, her forehead, her lips, her cheeks, her, chin, her neck, her shoulders and clavicles

>>936919286
Don't you need a chin to play the violin?

>>936919281
Fun as this is I'm being mean to someone in a different thread who doesn't know how to download mp4 and webm files from the archives.

Enjoy the Kristen!

>>936919316
No idea anon. If only there was a faggot around here who played the violin.

>>936919316
lol

>>936919304
that's it. sounds like you're very good at worshipping her. don't leave any spot of her unkissed.

>>936919298
It brings it up on its own

the thing is she'd be absolutely revolted when you slop out that slimy mushroom infested thing you pee from

>>936919386
up and up

>>936919317
I'll allow it

>>936919265
Her swallowing up your sensitive cock not letting you go anywhere as she grabs you by your wrists and holds them out to your sides, grinding you

fat nigger troy

>>936919390
she's revolted by all phallic object except for dildos worn by hot women

>>936919425
Dánke

you rang?

>>936919316
Solid burn

>>936919428
making you stare into her eyes as she turns around and rocks her hips on you as you whimper for mercy.

>>936919366
Kisses and licks all over while she moans

>>936919490
Wrong CUNT
She leaks for chinless pedophiles with penile rot

>>936919543
make her feel how much you need her.

>>936919535
Your rock hard cock maybe being able to go longer in round 2 but it feels so good you don't know how long you'll last

>>936919626

Meanwhile having set the lewd Kristen anons off Jacob is posting little boys in the Emma Myers thread over on /hr/

>>936919626
she lets go of your hands and places them on her abs to grip. making you return her grinding with deep and hard thrusts.

I have never once left when I've said I'm going to

>>936917248
>>936919656
was that you?

>>936919698
i don't announce my arrivals or my departures
to give the impression that i'm omnipresent

>>936919729
What's the KStew Crew? Looop me in anon.

>>936915729
God I love plump mommy Blake so much more than super model skinny Blake like it's not even close

wait there's an emma myers thread

>>936919227
sorry, i'll put a cap on it :(
having a weird week

>>936919209
>_<

>>936919808
Do you people even know where he is when he's here?

>>>/hr/5078625

>>936919729
that was the anon who set the kris10 anons off (and god bless em)
jacobtard swooped in and took credit like the lil leech he is

>>936915951
Nasty

>>936919690
Thrusting hard and fast, faster, faster building up to it, feeling her abs tighten as you grip them, almost ready to again

>>936919782
more

>>936919840
>taking credit after accomplishing nothing
Sounds about right.

>>936916120
The hottest woman in Hollywood rn hands down. From her smile to her massive tits to her tight waist, big ass, long legs, and ballerina arches and perfect toes.

Fuck, even her eyebrows are immaculate. Love me some GCC.

>>936919840
Taking credit for other peoples work and posting lots of pics of emma so he can slip one in with a lil boy.

He's SUCH a character.

>>936919887
How does she make you feel

>>936919838
>do what dumb bitches do
and what would that be?
kstew will distract you from your weird week until she's all you can think about.

>>936919839
no I don't pay attention to that faggot as much as you

>>936919935
Old , horny , wanting to breed a girl..

>>936919915
yep no idea wtf you're going on about and can onlu assume this is jacobtard

>>936919850
her body begging you to fill her again as she bites her lip

>>936919913
Thank you anon. In a thread full of retards you just went full troy.

>>936919972

that's actually hard to do

>>936920019
also feel like I slept on how hot she became

>>936919987
I'm fucking cumming Kristen...

>>936916360
Man, this one is tough, because I was so into her chaotic mad goddess energy that I would NEED that from her IRL and I know how unrealistic that'd be. But fuck, you know Beth as a character has that top tier psycho pussy grippy grip and she could absolutely milk the life outta your dick and leave you on the verge of death as she trots off looking for more.

>>936920053
good boy don't hold back

>>936919839

HURRRRR IM BROCKY...DURRRR...CHICKIN NUGGIES CHEERS DUH DURRRR

>>936912542
>>936912542
>>936912542

>>936920186
HOOOOOOLY

>>936916441
My ex was straight as an arrow until we watched Frida with her family and afterwards she jumped on my dick and rode me like a goddamn animal telling me how wet she got from Hayeks lesbo scene and how being in a room with me and being surrounded by her family while she got wetter and wetter fucked her up so bad she developed several permanent new kinks out of it. She realized she was bisexual, a closet exhibitionist/risk addict, and into humiliation play. Plus she continued to masturbate to Hayek the entire time we dated. Wildest fucking transformation I've ever seen.

Thank you Salma, and your ridiculous tits <3

>>936920199
Not a celeb thread and the retarded OP can't spell for shit

>Anne Hathaway

>>936920325
Did she ever jerk you off to Salma?

>>936920325
*dude I fucked my hand so hard*

you don't have a fucking wife

Send most of them to a MILF focused thread.

Make Kristen anons lewd in this thread.

Send the others to a failed thread. Let it bake.

Send them to that thread once this thread has finished.

Post a small number of Emma Myers pic in the /hr/ thread to trigger the OCD of the twitter spamming dipshit who posts awful pics.

Keep my /hr/ pics to myself.

- - -
And now for lunch.

>>936920714
Just one last thing. A present in that thread for the anon who can't use the archives

>>936920521
You're absolutely right, she was a gf.

>>936920491
We would fuck to Salma scenes all the time. She was big into Portman too. She almost had a meltdown when Mila Kunis and her did that scene in Black Swan. Emmy Rossum in Shameless was another one. There weren't a lot of them, she was very selective about the women she got off to, but the few she was into, she was REALLY into. We'd roleplay about tag teaming them all the time.

>>936920714
What? This is like reading fan-fiction about a brain-damaged, agoraphobic, incel Davros.

>>936918942
kindly fuck off mrs k-stew

>>936921183
lol I liked that one anon

When I am mocked and upset there is a coping mechanism in which my pathology causes me to attempt to create an alternate reality in which I have excogitated a series of triggers

>>936920714
That's a longwinded way of saying you hid in your locker so the handsome jocks wouldn't wedgie you and laugh at your skidmarks.

you uncouth cunts make me sick

>>936914913 (OP)
The fact that JLH is a never-nude is proof enough that there is no god.

coooommmm