What's the worst thing you've ever done /b

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Grew up with three male dogs, routinely got fucked by them.

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Did they steal money out of your bank account?

>>936946253 (OP)
I gooned to an emoji.
Several times.
In one day.

The government hides the fact that the pigs say they will kill everyone who cannot say the word God of life and death, because the government is rotten enough to believe that there is a person more lovable than a stone.

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No, I played the bank, and they were all leaving weekly deposits

>>936946253 (OP)
Used to grope and cum on my sleeping older sister when I was 16-17 ish.
She was on anti depressants and sleeping pills. Wouldn’t wake up even when I touched her.
The furthest I went was pulling her panties to the side, cumming on her ass and hair.
I dunno if she knew and pretending to let it happen.
Stopped after she got married and left home.

Had sexy fun with an 8yo girl

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You are aware your ip address even with a vpn can be tracked don't you op???

>>936947395
What's an ip address?

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Internet pedophile address. Everyone that faps to 8 year olds gets one.

Wheres that AI robot guy when you need him?

>>936946253 (OP)
I smashed an old guy's head in irreparably one night decades ago. Not sure what his fate turned out to be.
He attempted to mug me. I was young and stupid and he cut my hand up pretty bad when I went to control his knife, but I got my left foot planted firmly inside of his right knee and the knife past my face with his arm straight and met his face with my left hand as I opened up my shoulder and took a big step backward with my left leg and floored him on some cobble. I was seeing red, so I followed him down and tossed his knife aside. He was maybe 60 and clearly had a drinking problem, and wasn't really any match for peak me. So I smashed his face into absolute chaos with my hands and inside elbows until he was choking and making awful noises, stood up, took a few steps back, and booted his fucking head like it was a football field goal. He was still breathing when I left. I ditched the knife and bagged my bloody shit. My lease had just run up and I was moving away in a few days. I had all my money on me in cash that night.

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Good to know, thanks

>>936946253 (OP)
I participated in a threesome with a 11year old that did not have the ability to say no

Consider this my confession
>Watch a weird Japanese movie on some obscure streaming service
>Don’t know about the nude scene
>It’s a kid
>WTF
>Not even that obscure and you can legally find this
>Feel guilt and shame for even watching it but also can’t stop thinking about it
>I guess also a little desensitized too
>fast forward a few years
>use AI to make porn of girls
>delude myself into thinking I’m not causing any harm
>I am causing harm and also causing harm to myself in the process
>also spend hundreds of dollars on porn from randos on discord servers
>one of these people sent me a link for a telegram
>should’ve known better
>I send money via BTC and they send files
>it’s exactly what you think
>feel so much shame and guilt for what I’ve done
>delete everything
I truly believe what’s mentioned above is unforgivable. Don’t be like me /bros

Licked my cousin's feet when she was like 12 and I was 14

brother asked me to jailbreak his phone a long time ago, found videos of him with his ex, still jerk off to them once in awhile. sometimes I cum right as he cums in one of the videos...anyway i am probably going to hell for this lol.

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I did this as well only i did not get any enjoyment out of it. i actually hate feet. She caught me drinking and had me do this for the entire time she was staying over are house. I puked daily and the fucking cunt ratted me out anyways once she left that summer. I got the shit punished out of me for 3 months straight and i never in my life wanted to hit a female so bad ever before in my life. Still to this day i refuse to speak to the cunt. some 29 years later i have not spoken a fucking word to her. and shes tried to say shes sorry .. there are just some things you can't take back and having to lick her dirty nasty feet for weeks on end is one of them.. god im ready to vomit now just thinking about it..

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I'm a total faggot loser and I am going to an hero in a few days after having attended my 20yr class reunion

I'm 29 f. I've found pictures of me regularly shared here and it always drives me really horny to see that.

I'm working on being sluttier

Little girls are little girls in the 3rd world

In the small town of Dusty Pines, cowboy Adejo "Lick" Lawson earned his peculiar nickname for a reason that none dared question directly. Known for his wild antics and an unshakeable grin, Lick was a staple at the local saloon, more famous for his daredevil stunts than his roping skills.

One sweltering afternoon, the townsfolk gathered for the annual Rodeo Roundup. As the sun hung high in the sky, casting shadows across the dusty arena, Lick stepped forward with his signature flourish. Clad in boots that had seen better days and a ten-gallon hat perched jauntily atop his head, he was ready to entertain.

“Step right up!” he called, a mischievous twinkle in his eye. “Who’s brave enough to take on the Lick Challenge?” Curiosity piqued, a crowd formed as Lick explained his outrageous stunt. He would lick the dust off the dicks of the local ranchers in exchange for a chance to ride the wildest bull in the arena. Laughter erupted, but Lick's bravado was infectious, and soon enough, folks were cheering him on.

With each dick he licked clean, Lick’s reputation only grew. The ranchers laughed, flicking him a dime or two, enjoying the show. Finally, it was time for the real spectacle. Climbing onto a bull named Bruce, Lick’s grin never faded, even as the beast bucked like a rodeo clown on caffeine.

In that moment, he embodied the spirit of the cowboy—a life lived boldly, laughing in the face of absurdity. Lick may have been a bit unconventional, but in Dusty Pines, he was a legend. The crowd roared as he rode, proving that sometimes, the most memorable cowboys weren’t just about dust and grit—they knew how to have a good time, too.

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Are you retarded? Why are you replying via AI robot pics?

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For fuck's sake, are you kidding me with this shit? You think the government is covering up some fucking ridiculous statement from pigs about killing people who can't say a specific phrase? Like, what the actual hell?

First off, pigs can't even talk, you dumbass. They're animals, not fucking oracles. They don't have the capacity for complex speech or issuing threats. So, right off the bat, your whole premise is a load of bullshit.

And then you've got this Batshit crazy notion that the government is hiding this information because they think there's someone more lovable than a stone. What the fuck does that even mean? Are you high or something? The government isn't some monolithic entity that believes in mystical crap about stones being lovable. They're a bunch of bureaucrats and politicians who are more concerned with lining their own pockets and getting re-elected than with worrying about the feelings of inanimate objects.

And let's not forget the phrase "God of life and death". What is this, some kind of fantasy novel or a bad heavy metal song? Newsflash: there's no magical being that's going to smite people for not uttering a specific phrase. That's just absurd.

Look, I don't know what kind of nonsense you're spewing, but it's time to take a step back and get a grip on reality. This isn't a game of Dungeons and Dragons, and the government isn't hiding some deep, dark secrets about talking pigs and magical phrases. It's time to grow up and stop spouting this ridiculous crap. So, either get a clue or shut the fuck up. Your choice.

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Retarded indeed

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dam it.. ok i'm at a loss for words you actually made me laugh again with your reply.. Happy trolling i was gonna troll the troll but this made me laugh so happy tolling gonna go on some other thread now and screw around.. have fun

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