my friend is taking me to a karaoke bar tonight with a bunch of people from music school

any suggestions for a song i could sing
i'm trying to wierd these people out as much as i can and make them super umcomfortable
(they're a little on the woke side but mostly normie)
something really goofy
and no, i'm not doing "little girls" -oingo boingo

>>936950642 (OP)
Highway to the danger zone but you need to give it full pelt and get some aviators and a bomberjacket

>>936950661
I'm not buying new cloths for this but a super over the top kenny loggins with enough cringey falsetto could work

on the topic of movie songs

>karate kid theme

sing dream theater, you just need to sing in a high register to reach mr. labrie's high notes and ofc it will be weird singing high pitched 16 minute songs where 3/4 of'em are just instrumentals

Anything by disturbed, it’s not even the music it’s that it’s comical to cover.
Tatsuro Yamashita, convince them you have a background in competitive underground yakuza karaoke.
Any girl power song if you have a penis just never comes out right, girls just wanna have fun.

>>936950642 (OP)
>A 60s classic
Sukiyaki (Ue o Muite Arukou) - Kyu Sakamoto
https://youtube.com/watch?v=C35DrtPlUbc

>>936950934
oh this guy knows wuss good

>>936951092
I Take A Lot of Pride In What I Am - Merit Haggard
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mf02TGOLo7U

>>936950642 (OP)
America First - Merle Haggard
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UodJB1tRNVE

>>936950642 (OP)
>woke side
They'll probably hate "The Battle Hymn of the Republic"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Jy6AOGRsR80

>>936951432
Karaoke Version
https://youtu.be/tkwE7pX55NI?si=fAOGEDZPqMWCdOVJ

>>936951491
(Better) Karaoke Version
https://youtu.be/Dg__ONoumRs?si=S-FsR89a-37QCVhe

God Bless America karaoke
https://youtu.be/LZMghygO2KA?si=lLPyhO405RkXY6r-

>>936950642 (OP)
Depends on what the bar has available, most have a set list so without seeing it I can't tell you.

God Save the King
https://youtu.be/dGPhYDKMn8U?si=BAwaumVRvlWJSBJY

WAP for sure make sure to do it as seriously as you can
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dKs7rJHq1fg

>>936951551
Based

>>936951943
I'm sure you've seen that episode of south park where the kids put on their own musical and they use a line that goes something like, 'all people are just people, just people, people just people.

>>936950642 (OP)
GG Aliin - i wanna piss on you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LT-35IzNpsY&

>>936950934
>girls just wanna have fun.
THIS

Asshole Dennis Leary
Fuck Her Gently tenacious d
Every Sperm is Sacred Monty Python
The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins Leonard Nimoy
Its raining mean the Weather Girls
Show The To Me Rodney Carrington

>>936950642 (OP)
Anything by ween

>>936950642 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdGKy3nLMeo

>>936950642 (OP)
I'm On Crack by The Left Rights
I Gotta Poop by Gamble
The Mumble Song by Steven Wright

>>936955329
chubbinz

>>936950642 (OP)
Justin Bieber - baby
Cindy Lauper - girls just wanna have fun
Lionel Ritchie - Hello (stalker vibes)

Maybe death grips. Or slipknot’s Prosthetics

If rap is on the table, dance with the devil by immortal technique

Songs by people who are accused sex offenders lol

Diddy, R Kelly come to mind

weird request, but i would choose a duet and only sing the backup part. the dj will feel bad the audience will feel bad until the music starts.
i can picture it now group tribalism rallying to support a suspected rejected member only to realize rejection was being kind.

>>936950642 (OP)
Skrewdriver

>>936950642 (OP)
Define woke

>>936950642 (OP)
Fuck away the pain by Peaches

Johnny Rebel
Nigger Hatin’ Me

>>936958063

>define woke

A fag like you

>>936951432
why would they hate it? it's a pro-North against, aka against the South and slavery. It's on the "right side" of history.

>>936958236
The south and slavery is woke

>>936958374
woke is woke

>>936950642 (OP)
Fat Bottom Girls by Queen, Give it Away Now by Red Hot Chili Peppers, Not Afraid by Eminem, 99 Problems by Jay-Z
>all popular songs by popular bands/artists
>no one at a local karaoke bar has the charisma to pull these off
>long, repetitive nonsense

>>936950642 (OP)
sing NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA

>>936956423
kek

How about kanyes new song?

>>936958236
>>936958374
>>936958395
Dixie karaoke version
https://youtu.be/MaAODN0wF_I?si=rW2XG-oFQsx-07YC
Dixie
https://youtu.be/5OKdbc0DYpM?si=peg4N6NtDqF38Fwp

OP here
Didn't think the thread was gonna be still up
>>936955066
>>936955094
>>936956143
Fuck her gently
Piss up a rope
Dance with the devil
And maybe i'll throw in some frank zappa

To everyone else thx for the suggestions frens

>>936960568
Wish me luck bois

>>936960595
GL. Post results

>>936959626
Riley Reid's rap career is underrated kek
https://youtu.be/SmIR4h6TafA?si=NDRju4-ke3fJbs_f

>>936958374
Democrats were secessionists and segregationists. They play the same race baiting games today as they did 100 years ago.
>>936958236
Leftists are traitors who hate unifying their country, which is what Battle Hymn of the Republic stands for. They hate our culture and Christian roots. A liberal liking the song is oxymoronic.

>>936963657
she's a used up whore though...