What are some things that virgins generally don't know?
Something women or sex-related that they've never experienced and that isn't really discussed online

I'll start:
The wall between the vagina and the colon is so thin that you can sometimes feel massive logs in a woman's ass when you finger her
Vaginas fart much more often than you think. Changing positions during sex will most definitely lead to a vaginal fart, which is not sexy whatsoever
Slamming an average girl's cervix is not fun for her (this only happens if you have a pretty long penis or if she's short)

What else would you like to share?
No hate toward our virgin brethren, though. Sex is overrated, and women are retarded. Don't forget about it

The most sensitive part of a dick is the frenulum, not the head, and foreskin has sensations don't avoid it during oral. Hate it when virgin chicks would just over stimulate my head.

>>936950802 (OP)
Women don't just get wetat the snap of your fingers like guys and their erection. You sometimes have to work for it to happen longer than the actual sex lasts.
Also, many women are unable to achieve orgasms through penetration alone, and require other sorts of stimulation instead. The most likely way to help most women orgasm is oral sex.
A vast majority of women don't like anal, and odds are that when you're watching porn with anal scenes, the woman isn't particularly enjoying it as much as they are just tolerating it.
Most women dislike their nipples being bitten or stretched.
Your physical fitness is directly linked to your stamina in bed. You will unironically nut faster if you're out of shape.

>>936951007
>Dislike nipples stretched
depends, 37 sample size, only one didnt enjoy it, theres a limit to it but sucking harder and slight bites are fine
>Penetration no orgasm
Yes, there were like 3 that could orgasm just from penetration and I think one was faking shit
>Anal
Fetish like anything else, they don't like it slammed with a cock, stimulation is fine in some, I did some with 8 women, never put my cock inside though, I'm allergic to condoms
>Fitness
Runners and cyclists fuck like rabbits, I was done after making a cyclist girl orgasm 3 times in a ~2hr session, my dick was sore the next day and I only fucked her for the first 2 orgasms

>>936950802 (OP)
Pussy is actually disgusting. Unless women wash themselves after everytime they go to the bathroom then tthey smell worse than hitters Asshole. Guys think women normally smell like roses.

You guys are turning me gay

Your fortune: （　´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ

>>936951146
Women are disgusting overall, if not for chemical attraction and social pressure to go for fertile women we would be slamming sterilized twinks right in the bussy in medically clean rooms

>>936951007
>Most women dislike their nipples being bitten or stretched
Debatable. It depends on how sensitive their nipples are. I've had girlfriends with completely opposite reactions to having their nipples touched. The first one absolutely hated anything involving touching her nipples. They were super sensitive, so twisting them was a big no no. She would rage as if she were in actual pain when I tried. The second girlfriend had nipples that you could do anything to. She didn't mind at all. Twisting, pulling, biting, she didn't mind any of it. She liked having her nipples stimulated and never complained about anything I did to them.
Apparently, the size of breasts doesn't really matter, because both girls had pretty big tits. However, the second girl had massive boobs, so maybe when breasts are very big, it actually matters

>You will unironically nut faster if you're out of shape
Sounds like bullshit

>>936951007
>Women don't just get wetat the snap of your fingers like guys and their erection
Learn their erogenous zones. I've had a gf with sensitive ears. Whispering something to her for five seconds made her wet. EVERY TIME
It was very convenient

>>936951348
>Sounds like bullshit
fatty cope lmao, I could spend 3 hours ramming a hoe without running out of stamina
Stop with the futa toilet quickies

>>936951377
Whispering Trump 2028 in any girls ear is guaranteed to get them wetter than the great lakes

>>936951416
>fatty cope lmao
I lift and do cardio, cocksucking nigger. I could beat you up with one hand, you weak faggot. And this is the first time I hear about the connection between physical stamina and dick sensitivity

>>936951514
Retarded pavement ape, no one mentioned dick sensitivity, we are talking about stamina during sex, youve been slamming missionary for 50 years doesnt mean thats all there is to sex, you wouldnt even be able to satisfy my wife lmao

POST TITS OF YOUR EXGF (or the current one if you wish)

>>936951541
>no one mentioned dick sensitivity
Explain this, nigger
>You will unironically nut faster if you're out of shape
I'm waiting

>you wouldnt even be able to satisfy my wife lmao
Let's try anyway, I see you're fond of this idea

>>936951575
Cope more nutlet, I can edge and ride for hours with my wife without cumming

>>936951613
>ignored the post I quoted
Concession accepted
>keeps blabbering
I don't care, pedro

>>936950802 (OP)
These are funny. The two first are very true, but I disagree with the last one.

>Slamming an average girl's cervix is not fun for her (this only happens if you have a pretty long penis or if she's short)
Not necessarily. Sex is more complicated than it seems, and the two anons saying how making a woman come from penetration is hard proves it. No two women are alike when it comes to what makes them tick - weak spots, things they like, how they get off. It takes time to discover one another and each couple is unique in their habits, which makes one night stand players not as good at sex than you'd think and other people's advice not as relevant or true for all.

I feel like we tend to forget this at times, that this whole thing is very biased.

My two cents :


>Men are a lot more like women in many aspects, it's just that the timeline for getting off is different. Men often go into sex with their dicks hard and ready to go. It takes a lot more focus and "mood" for a woman to reach the same state, hence foreplay. You think it's hot to just take her "like that", but you wouldn't like it either if she started death gripping your soft cock or desperately shove your half chub in her dry vaginer.
>Most of the time, the difference between a turn on and a turn off is the mood and the timing at which you do the thing. And sometimes, if you fuck it up once, it stays a permanent turn off, but if you do it right, people get addicted to it. This is how you get people into kinks -or look like a weirdo.
>Sex isn't just this animalistic thing where you just do the deed and move on like porn. It's two pals having a good, symbiotic moment together (the best you can ever give or receive). Expect laughs, jokes, awkward moments, cuddly/emotional ones.


Cont.

>>936951146
Never kissed loner

>>936951258
Coping in life faggot

Cont'd.
>>936951925


Unpopular opinions and general tips for virgins :

>If you haven't told them you're a virgin now is NOT the time to do so, you won't have sex if you do.
>Always ask for anything that goes beyond french kissing and rubbing over clothes, but do it confidently, not like a pussy whos afraid of being called out as a rapist. A simple whispered "can I ?" in her ear as you slowly but purposefully move (to take off her clothes, or slowly moving your fingers to her pussy) is the classy move. Never do anything by surprise with strangers or first nights. If you haven't discussed it beforehand, now is not the time to force a kink on people.
>This goes both ways : you have a right to say "stop", you have a right to say "no". You don't have to try the strap-on if you're not into it. It is better to just pack your shit and leave than go back home limping asking yourself whether you really wanted it or not and never having sex again because of trust issues.
>Try condoms so you know what size they are beforehand. Two small a condom will push the blood out of your cock and make it soft. Too big and that shit will end up inside (that's really bad).
>CONDOMS. ALWAYS. ESPECIALLY DURING FIRST TIMES Don't be a creep and convince them to not use a condom either.
>in the case of condom fuckups (happened to me twice) PULL OUT IMMEDIATELY. She may panic, freak out. Be supportive and confident, now is not the time to lose your shit (it's not going to change anything anyway). Offer to go to the on-call pharmacy and get the morning after pill with her or wait until the morning. MAKE SURE SHE FUCKING TAKES IT IN FRONT OF YOU. Be a man and follow up, especially since she's taking one for the team (morning after pills suck)

>>936951652
Its a projecting brownoid fatty lmao, gg

>>936950802 (OP)
Salty milk and coins

>>936952129
I'm happily married retard, just stating the obvious

>>936952630
>CONDOMS. ALWAYS. ESPECIALLY DURING FIRST TIMES Don't be a creep and convince them to not use a condom either.
This.
Any girl who's willing to go raw the first time you fuck is a girl you NEVER want to fuck raw.

>>936950802 (OP)
So women don't enjoy getting pounded?

>>936952979
They do once they're aroused enough
Hitting the cervix requires several things to align (long dick, specific position, short girl) so don't think too much about it

>>936952979
>>936953154
the specific position is enough unless you've got too small a dick (5.5 inches and below).

The truth is that it actually depends on how you manoeuver. If you're just going full on mating press it may be too much for some women. If you're massaging it by moving your pelvis she may like it more.

>>936953292
My cock's 6.5. One of my partners I can't go balls deep in any position without hitting her cervix because her vagina is so shallow. With the other I can go from zero to mating press and she won't complain at all. Height sometimes has something to say, but in general vaginas are all different, just like cocks are

36 year old virgin here
If i got the chance to have sex
do i tell her at any point I am a virgin?
or do i just never bring it up? Because wont that just make me appear that I am insanely bad a sex? which wouldnt be a lie since it would be my first time

>>936953468
>do i tell her at any point I am a virgin?
Why? What's the point?
I lost my virginity at 21, the girl just assumed I wasn't a virgin and saddled me and rode me. In this position it literally doesn't matter if you never had sex before because the girl is "in charge"
>wont that just make me appear that I am insanely bad a sex
It will. And you will be bad at sex. But don't sweat it too much, plenty of people are very bad at sex anyway

>>936953619
thats such a good point, i need a girl to ride me lol

>>936951652
I mean to see if nutting fast is related to physical condition you just have to ask google or chatgpt before coming here and sound like a fukin zoomer you fuckin creatine, protein powder worms crushed muncher, weight lifter retard tiny head, breath holder absolute retard, zero mobility, 5 meals a day white eggcum gobbler, semi-erection conditioned by other men's at the gym testosterone, balding faggot

Vaginal wetness is a mixture of blood plasma transudate and cervical mucus. Now try not to think about that when she wants you to eat her pussy.
In the U.S. 1 in 5 women are victims of sexual assault. If you can find out the details of your woman's trauma and incorporate some of it into the bedroom she will cum harder than ever before and experience a phenomenon with you known as trauma bonding.

>>936957316
>Vaginal wetness is
Watch out until you find out what sweat is!!!

>>936954465
I fucking laughed (keked) out loud (loled)
You're insane

>>936950802 (OP)
>Things virgins don't know
That fucking a virgin is never a goal.
Virgins suck in bed.

>>936950802 (OP)
Biggest lesson I have learned: Women are actually rutting whores irl.
When you fuck them, stop worrying about if you're fucking them in a way that they will enjoy.
Use them like a dirty slag, and they will love it.
Once I cracked this code, my sex life got infinitely better.
Corollary pro-tip: This does not mean they want to be treated like rutting whores OUTSIDE of the bedroom. You still gotta be a gentleman and treat them nicely when you're not fucking. Maybe remind them every now and again with a little hair-pull that their ass is yours later in the evening. They do like that.

>>936957937
This post was fact checked and is truth

>>936950802 (OP)
that raw sex with vaginas are AMAZING and stds are really fucking suck

>>936957547
It's water and electrolytes, practically a sports drink. Nobody is asking you to lick a sweaty crack to give a woman sexual gratification.

>>936958558
>Nobody is asking you to lick a sweaty crack to give a woman sexual gratification
That's a very weird statement
I'm sure there are many women on this planet who asked their partners to do exactly that
Besides, "nobody is asking" me to lick a pussy either to be honest

>>936958861
That's a bigger part of the lessons for virgins (or the recently deflowered): Sometimes you start eating pussy and it is "less than fresh" to put it gently, but you gotta soldier on, because god forbid you mention that lack of freshness to the woman. You'll never see that pussy up close again.
Old timer pro-tip: When it is less than fresh, let your saliva do the work for you. Drool and tongue wash and eventually the stank will go away and you can then concentrate on the little man in the boat and get your job done.
Old timer pro-tip 2: Learn how to make a woman orgasm using your tongue, then do that first. After they've had their orgasm, you can pretty much do what you want with them, and you don't have to worry about how you are fucking them, just have a go at them as you please and finish the way you want to.

>>936959243
Some women are nasty. Ate a girl's pussy and ended up with a tiny rolled up piece of toilet paper in my mouth. Just had to wipe it off of my tongue and keep going. This happened on multiple occasions with the same woman and I know if I'd have said something it would have been the last time she let me fuck her.

>>936959490
I've had that happen before too - whats worse is if it gets in your throat and you can't hock it up so you just gotta swallow and move on.
Either that, or tell her it's a pube while you try to fish it off your tongue - pubes are ok to remove, but anything else gets them self-conscious, and then its game over.

>>936950802 (OP)
femanon here (to answer a few questions):

it has nothing to do with length and everything to do with technique. we don't "like" muscles and cars and money. we like feeling secure and stable with someone who loves and respects us as equals. and it really is that fuckin easy.

i dont care if your dick is 9 inches long. if you can't respect my wishes, and care enough about me to work together and communicate, this isn't going to happen. and you'll have to get over the fact that the final say is indeed in my hands. take no for an answer or we'll start calling the cops. once we've reached that decision, if we've changed our minds for any reason, that reason won't matter after 8 months of cleaning up after you like a toddler.

the secure, emotionally and financially stable guy with the average sized dick will always be more successful than you because he's not trying to fuck me. he's trying to be my partner.

>>936959994
This actually made me feel better about myself. Thank you.

>>936951348
>she didn't mind any of it.
...please tell me y'all understand the difference between desiring a thing, and tolerating it because your partner won't stop doing it.

>>936960119
Good, I'm glad. That's why I like posting it here. It's not like its some kind of secret we never share but most of us aren't emotionally self-aware enough to question WHY we like a thing. If we were, the answer would almost always be "society taught me to". We get conditioned when we're young to think money cars sex rock n roll bad boy ooh! But your parents were right when they said they won't want the bad boy in 10 years.

its because we divorce them lol.

>>936959994
>It's all about how men makes us feel
Stfu retarded idiot, it's always about how YOU feel but never about how WE fuckin feel. Gtfo absolute cum toilet.

>>936960296
This is why women dont like you

>>936959994
retarded sperg hands wrote this.

by the way, as far as sex tips themselves:

one thats coming to mind is fingering. penetration isn't necessarily about having something go in and out really quickly. you have to find the g-spot or it feels like...panic, really. it feels like guys panic because im not cumming fast enough somehow? and then they start ramming their fingers in and out like that's the key. if anything it just makes it worse, because i didn't cum AND now my pelvic bone is sore. the clit thing takes A LONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG time. if you're going with that, id say the key is steady, predictable small circular motions. but be prepared to do it for a while and dont resort to above if it doesn't work. it's pretty hard to pull off. even when we're masturbating, i just get the vibrator out for that part or my wrist gets tired.

>>936960374
i give you the tools, you build what you want. since you're here, it sounds like you're just a shit carpenter. we call that "a skill issue".

>>936960441
(You) don't write like a girl, which means you're just a larping asshole pretending to be a girl.
The tool reference is not one that a woman of any age would use, dipshit.
Lurk moar and learn how women write before trying again.

>>936960279
The media has really fucked up the minds of countless men and women. Uncle Ted was right about everything

>>936960505
lol that explains why i get along with guys better than girls then. most women DONT talk like this which is the problem. if they did, they'd tell you the same shit once they learn how to phrase it. i dont have to give a shit about your feelings or my safety is at risk. so i can just drop the filter and tell you in plain, simple words you'll understand so you'll stop assaulting the women around you when they try.

you have the information now. do with it what you will. read it aloud to any woman in your life, she'll nod along like "yeah! exactly!" or "well said!" because it fuckin was. im eloquent as fuck. you sound like a 5th grader.

>>936950802 (OP)
Fair assessment
>>936950898
Must be American chick's, raised up on cut cock jew porn.
>>936951007
90% of sex is in the head, all women can be conditioned to like anal, nipple pulling and biting etc.

>>936950802 (OP)
The smell. It’s not bad but can be strong. They all smell different.
How close the butthole is to vaginal opening.
How jiggly the vag can be.
Women are often as horny as men, just differently.

>>936960523
>countless men and women.
countless, exactly. we all get fucked up by antiquated gender roles. the women in your life probably assume you only want skinny, blonde bimbos that do whatever you say.

problem is: they're right when you're young. you think that's what you want. OR....you don't want that, but we assumed anyway and now we have self image issues because we're falling short of your expectations. i've asked guys about it before, to get their take on it. and most of them say similar things about asking for advice from a friend and hearing bullshit like above. it ends up sounding like y'all just give each other horrible advice, starting from one lemming who wasn't listening when his girlfriend was talking. muscles? nah. a hassle really. the guy cares too much about his diet and exercise to do anything else really. and he gets mad when he hears we don't care about that because of all the hard work that went into it thinking we did. then they get mad too.

we're all out here pissing each other off with implications but we never get a chance to explain that we don't really feel that way. it never occurs to us i guess. the roles y'all have to deal with are unfair too. sole provider, jack of all trades blue collar type shit. real men don't blahblahblah. its toxic for y'all. i see you do it to each other and yourselves. it sucks, it feels like im watching guys punch themselves in the face for not being good enough and they get mad when i try to hold their wrists so they'll stop.

>>936960279
>>936960387
>>936960611
>oh im femanon, listen to me chuds, give me attention, just this time, one more time
I made my ex cum in 4 minutes with my tongue, it basically depends on every individual. There's no girls this, men that. We're all different. Period.
Go somewhere else with your vapid tongue.
If you're going to say anything of value, take your make up off, lipstick, true hair color, let the hairs on your legs grow naturally and let's have a talk equal to equal.
Lying stinky ass pussy
Toxic, manipulative slut, hypergamy childfaced, sasquatched legs, ridiculously close vagina to asshole, intelligence barely to survive one day, 144.000 egg printer machine cum obsessed in your 30s like your life depends on it, asymmetrical tits, fat covering your zero muscles, can't do 1 pullup, 50 likes tinder in first hour validation ego booster cunt, pickme retard, unfunny, shy, disrespectful, nobodyaskedyou, pleaselikeme whogives a fuck lookslike random haircolored bitch

>>936960611
(You) are still using phrases that are primarily used by men when they write. Hilarious, you keep trying so fucking hard.
If you keep pretending to be a woman, perhaps you actually are a fag.
Notice I'm not even giving your larp the courtesy of a tits or gtfo since your tits are fat sacks of gyno from eating too much soy while playing vidya games.
Larp less, lurk moar.

>>936960780
too long
didnt read
dilate and kys, tranny

>>936960296
true, does our existence never matter?

>>936960849
Read.
YOUR MUM WILL DIE SOON.
"this only affects you, can't remove it"

>>936960780
>>936960848

>>936960849
well said.

>>936960780
ohhhh i see. he thought he was good at it.

>>936960921
Again making it about YOU.
>whataboutMEEEEEEEE
Dumb retard, you can barely understand the concept of empathy if anything for a milisecond right before you start thinking about yourself again

>>936960780
How much money did you give to Andrew Tate?

agh, the bots are only good for bumps. but all i can do is give yall the information. your rage comes from your insistence that im wrong. all im doing is saying the quiet part outloud. it actually sucks that it makes me sound like a guy. that means every woman in y'alls lives are either too scared, or too brainwashed to say it to your face themselves.

enjoy.

you just need to check your math or you'd see that's impossible.

>>936960992
Whathever
>fatanon, trannyanon, medsanon, uglyanon
If you were hot you wouldn't be here how about that. You are 2 breakups from trying to kill yourself, flabby belly

>>936960296
>>936960296
>Gtfo absolute cum toilet.
then stop feeling this shit. i dont know what to fucking tell you. people dont like hanging out with assholes and you sound like a huge one. that's why you have no friends or family of your own. you keep saying shit like this and expecting women to spread their legs. more skill issues.

>>936961095
Go take a shit and pee at the same time from almost the same whole and you would've done something useful today

>>936961096
married for 13 years. following another 9 year long term relationship. im great at this shit by now. im also great at describing why the others failed. they all sounded like you when they dropped their filters.

>>936961095
Most of the incel dudes are convinced that they are the smartest people in the world. They are right, everyone else is wrong.

>>936961139
You ate making up shit lol. Go take a shit, cone on, off you go

>>936961164
Cool story. How about you fuck off and talk about your almost successful life with your dumb friends, after you flushed

to expand on another sex tip for virgins:

queefing is so fucking embarrassing. i pray he won't put me in doggy positions because it's almost guaranteed everytime. everytime you hear one, that woman is mortified beyond belief. sorry about those. if we could stop them we would. believe me.

BOOM SHAKALAKA BIG BLACK COCK OUT OF NOWHERE!!!

>>936961164
You're great at nothing btw that's why you're here. You're not great at describing why others failed you're great at criticizing, like any other shallow bitch.
You have now 13 years of experience of mimicking so now you can mirror and mimic "better". That and 3 wholes to fuck all you've got going for men.
Fuck off

>>936961315
Yeah belive her.
After i told my girl i love her queefs she loved it and would queef on purpose. But believe this qlipoth 11 year old married pussycave.

that's another good point.

you tell on yourselves when you say "all women ___". all the women YOU FUCK WITH do ____. you have a type. pick different women. strength of character shouldn't intimidate you, and when it does-- thats a huge turnoff. nothing unsexier than >>936961352 shit like this.

>>936961422
>After i told my girl i love her queefs she loved it and would queef on purpose.
you mean you fetishized it and she complied?
why did you have to tell her? shouldn't she just have assumed you did and kept going?

>>936961468
or was she insecure, and seeking your reassurance?

it sucks y'all are so famous for being good at math because look at the state of your calculations. jesus christ.

>>936961315
It really doesnt bother us dont worry about it

>>936961430
Well I'm 34, in shape, good looking and trolling you. You are divorced 13 years of marriage and 9 years of whoknowswhat.
But I'm unsexy just because you say so. No sweetheart YOU are unsexy asfuck, only low self-esteem guys will want to date you, fuck you, listen to your failed marriage and be just "another" simpboyfri3nd.
Adios uglyfemanon

>>936961509
>>936950802 (OP)
>which is not sexy whatsoever
see you say that....

maybe this is another one of those "personal preference" things. guarantee you, she still doesn't believe you. and to this day, still worries you were just saying that to make her feel better. on reflection, sadly enough, i dont think there IS anything you can say to convince us otherwise. that sucks.

>>936961555
trips of insecurity. thanks for the bumps. no more (You)s again.

i've also been here for 20 years. i know how this fucking works. its just another thing you suck at.

>>936961505
Nobody asked you. Stfu
>>936961468
All girls are insecure about anything. Just tell her what you like and poof! Insecurity gone. That's why they seek validation like vampires, to feel the confidence they lack, just like this cunt femanon who has to use a namefag to feel noticed and validated, otherwise she'd feel insecure because nobody would give a fuck about what she has to say

>>936961573
You sound insecure as fuck. This is why I prefer femboys

maybe the shorthand of this is to just ask women for advice instead. the way i do. don't interrogate them about their sex lives but just ask OPs question but to a few different girls you know. the answers you hear more than once are "true" in the sense OP is looking for.

>>936961607
Or trips of success. Go on. Remove your namefag and see if anyone gives a shit about your stupid thoughts. Lemme guess.
Oh that's why you use the namefag. Right.
>I'm a woman, so i know things about women, lemme telle you what women want from a m..

Lol just stfu

namefag so you'd know which one is me, not that it matters at this point. im an insecure, fat, vampire? doing great.

Probably should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm trans jsyk

>>936961694
No. Don't Ask women what they want. See how they REACT!
That's it. Period

rage against the dying of the light then, you fucking jackasses. you asked for tips, i gave them. and look at the fucking state of you now. it really is reading like you just don't know what the fuck you're doing, and getting mad that I'm explaining it to you. good job buddy.

>>936961782
>namefag so you know I'm me.
No. Namefag so we know you are a woman. Idiot. Call youself banana or something like that and we'll know its you don't worry. Go join sagefag and nobody will give a fuck about your opinion because you're dumb.
>im good at telling what others do wrong
For fucks sakes you sound like a 14 year old girl gtfo

I love Jeffery Epstein

>>936961796
so "virgin" here would mean...never been with another woman? as a woman?

jesus christ look at him go. hes foaming at the mouth now.

The more I argued with them, the better I came to know their dialectic. First they counted on the stupidity of their adversary, and then, when there was no other way out, they themselves simply played stupid. If all this didn't help, they pretended not to understand, or, if challenged, they changed the subject in a hurry, quoted platitudes which, if you accepted them, they immediately related to entirely different matters, and then, if again attacked, gave ground and pretended not to know exactly what you were talking about. Whenever you tried to attack one of these apostles, your hand closed on a jelly-like slime which divided up and poured through your fingers, but in the next moment collected again. But if you really struck one of these fellows so telling a blow that, observed by the audience, he couldn't help but agree, and if you believed that this had taken you at least one step forward, your amazement was great the next day. The Jew had not the slightest recollection of the day before, he rattled off his same old nonsense as though nothing at all had happened, and, if indignantly challenged, affected amazement; he couldn't remember a thing, except that he had proved the correctness of his assertions the previous day. Sometimes I stood there thunderstruck. I didn't know what to be more amazed at: the agility of their tongues or their virtuosity at lying. Gradually I began to hate them.

>>936961801
This nigger fucks.
Never ask a woman what she wants, just lead her in the direction you intend to go anyway. If you are smart, you'll lead her down a path that involves some fun and orgasms for her as well as you, then she will be your slave.
Never let them forget that they are your property while fucking them.
This is the 95% unlock secret for women. The other 5% you don't want to fuck anyway if they insist on being the boss bitch or are into submissive men, just smile, say thank you and head off to the bar to drink with your pals.
Women need to know their place, and that place is on their knees in front of a man with a hard on.
If they DON'T want to do that, then let them go their own way, no muss, no fuss, no argument. Leave them be.

>>936961840
Get lost nice lady Karen. That's it. Your time in life has passed and also here.
Prime is gone. Goodbye. Remember to pee and pool from almost the same hole, a remembrance of your mouth from with saliva and shitty opinions

>>936951613
Oh god I would hate having to thrust for hours. Imagine giving up video games and eating just so you can have a sore dick.

the shittiest thing here is that every woman would tell you this shit...

>if you even bothered to ask in the first place

i make jokes about divorce because OTHER people go through it. i say "married 13 years" because im still married. i LEFT the guys who sounded like this, for the guy who TAUGHT me everything up there. im repeating quotes from other men here. research i've done to make them feel heard. imagine getting pissed at someone who did that. you need THERAPY, small child. im not the one to explain to you how you're fucking up your life. i shouldn't have to piece this shit together. most of it is just common fucking sense if it even occurred to you to think about her feelings once in your
>literal entire life
Jesus.

>>936961921
>>936961973
>>936961915
Go poop Karen! Go give advice to your astral abortions before you go sleep sweetheart.
Keep telling anons to ask women their opinion about shit so they can keep fucking themselves up!

>>936961983
this nigger is samefagging. you hate to see it. press F to pay respects. anon cooked himself, for free.

>>936962081
I cant Im constipated :(

20 years means 2 fucking decades. Longer than you've been alive.

>>936962063
Jesus is what you need poopyKaren.
Go back to ticktock and telling your husband exactly how you boringly and predictable you want to get treated and fucked. Idiot

>>936962063
Would you suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole?

>>936962174
and enjoy prison when the wrong fucking one calls the cops on you for battery.

of the two of us, i already came out on top a decade ago. die mad about it.

>>936962129
That's what i mean. If shit doesn't come out of your ass it comes out of your mouth, your mind in this case. Get off 4chan, get some water, do some fucking abs that you haven't done in 13 years so it gets your bowells moving and then go take that pissshit while you think about how much good and loved you've spread today.
PPPFFFFFRRRRTTTTTTTT!!!

Did I mention that I'm Jewish?

>>936962155
You'll keep putting make up on with 60 years old you daft cunt just so they can tell you how good you look today! Because otherwise no one will want to be near a sour childish old lady. God your dumb. Thinking you are as mature as a 30 uear old dude. You'll always be 14!
And that's not most women by the way, but a lot, and most definitely YOU!
Go put that make up so you don't feel less confident today and then take that poopy pisspoop

whatsapp spy for windows https://paste.ee/p/v53D0lnX

>>936962244
Sure Karen. Me knowing how to fuck good is going to take to prison because i mean violent sex because you say so. Sure retard. You will take as much toxic comme ts as possible just so you feel noticed daft cunt

>>936962309
so a jewish trans virgin? wait isn't there some kind of thing about that. shiksa something?

>>936962418
>Me knowing how to fuck good is going to take to prison because i mean violent sex because you say so
you can't even speak English good.

TO ANYONE READING THIS POST.
I'm 30yo dude talking to this Karen.
Now if you read my comments you know I'm a 25ish, 30, 35 or so year old dude writing that right? There's no doubt.
Now if you read hers, try to imagine it's a 14 year old girl. See how it doesn't feel wrong?
That's because that's her mental age.
And that's from a woman claiming to be 13 years married and more that 40 years old.
Imagine the retardation, not from her, we're all different and i respect however you are, but from any dude asking her advice about women.
Any advice you need about women you want it from a man, US, who've been dealing with them as MEN for generations.
That's it, I'm out, gotta work out, and Karen gotta take a shit.

>>936962120
Not samefagging you fag.
Either contribute, argue, or fuck off.

>>936959490
>>936959816
What fucking skanks do you fuck?
Not that I'm a pro seducer, I've only ate three different pussies in my life, but all of them were clean, no weird shit, no smell, no taste (apart from that mild, but distinct "genitalia" taste and their lubrication)
All of them were shaven too btw, so no pubes as well

>>936959994
>we don't "like" muscles and cars and money
Hahahahahahaha
>i dont care if your dick is 9 inches long
The fuck you don't. You care very much if the dick is small. I'm glad mine is not, but I hate this hypocrisy. All girls care about the dick size
>the secure, emotionally and financially stable guy with the average sized dick will always be more successful than you because he's not trying to fuck me. he's trying to be my partner.
Where the fuck did this come from?
I think you might be an actual woman because only a woman could bring this shit up out of nowhere
>this imaginary man I just made up is better than you because he's not trying to fuck me
The fuck? I'm not trying to fuck you, fuck off, schizo

>>936960387
>by the way, as far as sex tips themselves
Didn't read
Men of the thread: never take sex advice from women because they don't know anything about sex. Some of them didn't even masturbate in their teenage years, never explored their own bodies, and know jackshit about their own bodies. Yet, they give advice about all women in general. Women can only be taught by men what they like because most women are docile and indifferent about sex by default. They only like what a man they liked did to them, not what they came up with themselves
Only take sex advice from experienced men; they know better. Never take sex advice from women. Even if a woman fucked 100 men, she only knows about her own body and nothing else

>>936950802 (OP)
Holy shit dude you've been fucking some truly repulsive bitches. This is God damn alarming. I'm so sorry.

>>936961573
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>936950802 (OP)
>Vaginas fart much more often than you think.
That's only if you are a dicklet or don't know how to fuck. Vagina farts are created by pushing air into the vagina, which means your dick doesn't seal or you're doing something wrong

>>936963784
That doesn't make any sense dude. It's air being displaced, a bigger dick displaces more air. You're dumb.

>>936950802 (OP)
>you can sometimes feel massive logs in a woman's ass when you finger her
>Vaginas fart much more often than you think. Changing positions during sex will most definitely lead to a vaginal fart
You've been fucking some nasty ass bitches

>>936963167
It can happen to any woman, dude.
She goes pee, wipes her cooch with tp, a little bit if it sticks to the lips, she comes out and dances with you some more at the club, it rolls up into a little ball, you take her back to your place and the panties come off and you dive right in like a pro, only to come face-to-face with her little stowaway from the club bathroom.
If you're lucky, you come face-to-face I mean, and then you can gently flick it away like a piece of lint, but sometimes your tongue finds it first, and now you got it stuck at the back of your throat.
Time to be a man, and just swallow it like a fly in your beer while you're sitting on Grandma's nice couch - you can't just spew it all over the place, you gotta just swaller it down.
Best pussy you will ever eat is post-pool or post-hot tub pussy. Clean and fresh and sanitized by chlorine, that shit is prime.

>>936963879
Queefing can be controlled by just not pulling all the way out with each stroke. The vag will form a vacuum on the out stroke, and as long as you don't break the seal, no air will accumulate.
If a woman queefs while you are fucking her, make it part of the sex. Order her to queef some more while you fuck her harder/faster - turn her embarrassment into sexy abuse.
The least sexy thing you can do is pretend it didn't happen.

>>936950802 (OP)
After reading through this thread I think I would rather remain a virgin. Fuck, the idea of sex now seems so repulsive only a deranged madman could want it.

>>936950802 (OP)
As a married old fart...
I envy virgins lack of awareness of period shits...

>>936950802 (OP)
I've never truly boned but I ate a girl out a number of times. She was sheltered as fuck and didn't know shit about her own body, I don't think she had ever even masturbated before. More exploring than anything else but the connection was fucking wild, absolutely fucking loved paying attention to her reactions and adjusting accordingly. We broke up before we had a chance to do much more than mouth and hand shit but honestly the connection was the hottest part and completely turned me off of the concept of ever boning a stranger.

Thinking back she always took great care of her hygiene and whatnot, always smelled nice. The first and currently only pussy I've eaten was an entirely pleasant experience.

>>936964520
...ok?

>>936961350
>BIG BLACK COCK
>OUT OF NOWHERE!!!
>not even spiderman
Man, I miss that decade.

>>936964689
Disgusting shit is just a minor part of it honestly. It everything is right sex is good
BUT I will say that it's still overrated thanks to insane pussy inflation

>>936964414
>just swallow it like a fly in your beer while you're sitting on Grandma's nice couch
That's a very specific example
>you gotta just swaller it down
You ate a pussy marinated toilet paper? You could just, like, lick the back of your hand to "wipe" your tongue or something

I'm not a fan of eating pussy by the way. I mean I still did it voluntarily, but eeehhh