Thread 936958698

Blackpink in your /cel/ thread

Noncing around the room alone listening to God awful music

Outside for 0.03 minutes and already sweatin like a boar.
Mite b hot.

Standing in the middle of the room in women's leggings and rethinking your life choices

>>936958796
hot like kendall

>>936958870
2swet-T-4us
;.;

yeah it's that time of the day where brocky exists unfortunately and choli just posts dumb shit, oh well

hate them fuckers

Peter chose MJ over this

>>936959011
does it matter? You're gonna do this the next 15 hours, just like you do every single day

hurr I'm a farmer but at night I go to sleep at 6am

>>936959081
and he was right, what a cow

Well, I get up at seven, yeah
And I go to work at nine
I got no time for livin'
Yes, I'm workin' all the time

based ass choli

>>936959038
>>936959304
why do they look at each other like they want to fuck another

>>936959379

Well they did both lose their virginity to their Giga Chad older brother Brody Jenner. So i guess once you cross that line that's it.

>>936959455
fucking hot

>>936959729
I was nowhere close to cumming, but as soon as I saw THIS I busted like a fire hose!

>>936959784
Sex

>>936958987
How tragic. You may have to do something useful.

>>936960127
underrated cutie

>>936960049
yeah? Like what?

>>936960161
You can think of something. I have faith in you.

>>936960158
Maybe don't encourage niggers?

>>936960127
Karen <3

I don't care choli is a fucking nigger

look it up and tell me otherwise

>>936960188

Gonna vacuum out those bed bugs today or will that 10 minutes take up too much of your useless and pathetic existence?

>>936960248
might wanna check who you're responding to I'm not beady

>>936960026
<3

Noncing with myself (ah, oh, oh-oh)
Noncing with myself (ah, oh, oh-oh)
When it's Friday night and my leggings are tight
Well, I'm noncing with myself, ah, oh, oh-oh

Noncing with myself (ah, oh, oh-oh)
Noncing with myself (ah, oh, oh-oh)
When I've got the big sad and the phimosis smells bad
Well, I'm noncing with myself, ah, oh, oh-oh

Noncing with myself (ah, oh, oh-oh)
Noncing with myself (ah, oh, oh-oh)
Another weekend alone and no one's callin' my phone
Well, I'm noncing with myself, ah, oh, oh-oh

Noncing with myself (ah, oh, oh-oh)
Noncing with myself (ah, oh, oh-oh)
OMGosh Beady's here and there's a plug in my rear
Well, I'm noncing with myself, ah, oh, oh-oh

The mentally ill really should be forcibly euthanized.

well, poetry and celebs. we are truly blessed

>>936960548
ok, Hitler

If looks could kill, they probably will
In games without frontiers, war without tears
If looks could kill, they probably will
In games without frontiers, war without tears
Games without frontiers, war without tears

>>936960548
Idler tried that

>>936960336
Cutie

FUCK SEVERIN

>>936960548
And anyone who defends them as well.

>>936959081
Isn't that ai? Still fit as fuck tho

Noncing in the moonlight
Little children run away in fright
It's such a vile unnatural sight
Jacobtard is noncing in the moonlight

Huh. And here I was thinking the idiots crying over on >>>/g/catalog about their precious extensions being broken were being silly.

>You're using chrome. You deserve what you get.

Also how the heck are you posting on that forum and not capable of toggling the settings on a few flags?

>>936960903
Furthermore it occurs to me when I was forced to endure that awful anon last night I should have clarified that I don't intend to post this "thing" alongside every post. It was a one and done affair.

I'll be reverting back to the usual selection in due course.

>>936960778
>>936960838
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzfhCa-x_Ro

>>936960918
A fun fact - the person wasting away his woeful life stalking me will like this one:

If you combine the ages of the people in video clip that made me cum this morning you get the number 42.

>One for the sci-fi fans in the thread.

>>936960903
who tf are you talkin to?
stfu

>>936960935
I decided to treat myself to a new iPad. My current one is soo old it's almost out of my RoA (tee-hee!!!!!). Once it's fully configured I'll have to decide which celeb... well you can imagine the rest.

OMGosh retina display gonna make the cummies fly so far!!!

Toodles for now,
(This was my first post today for those wondering --> >>936960049)

>>936960951
Oh do be quiet lest I pull some obscene fetish out of my ass and make it so you have to endure multiple posts about it from the sexual deviant.

>>936960825
Oh hell yeah

>>936961008
Go back to discord

>>936961038
Shan't. Awful place. It's full of creeps.

>>936961038
sick burn bro

>>936961008
stfu you boring faggot

He's seething. It must have been the crack about the skidmarked leggings.

>>936961037
Always a risk posting her but couldn't resist

Noncing in the dark

Oh, what a feeling
When we're noncing on the ceiling

>>936961118
>>936961155
>>936961187
Come now anon. We both know why you were banned in December. And why when you returned on what was it - May 8th? - you haven't stopped posting.

Six months away from this place. Absence truly makes the heart grow fond.

You want any more of my attention let slip your mask and let them know why you hate me, or turn into a simply adorable canadian boy.

>>936961119
I’m glad you took the risk. She is hitting the spot so good right now

>>936961241
That little waist… ripe for manhandling and getting wrecked by BWC

Oh, I wanna nonce with somebody
I wanna feel the feet with somebody
Yeah, I wanna nonce with somebody
With somebody who loves me

>>936961271
I don’t like to think about that stuff, anon

>>936961284
>With somebody who loves me
Keep dreaming, Fungal Freddy

Holy heckin' fuck someone spammed the bottom out of the Emma Myers thread over on >>>/hr/catalog. And then proceeded to do the same in the new thread.

Such poor impulse control.

>>936961254
She always will. Fuck she's so fit

>>936961369
you are a faggot if you don’t want to give her Hapa babies

>>936961538
wanna lick her

>>936960935
I'm quite proud of that one. The witticism of the post not the, umm, act of making cummies.

Not only is it true but HHGTTG is a very good book. Would definitely recommend.

A Snood dance for the thread and Jacob-Dances-OMGosh-Sooooo-Cute.mkv for me.

>>936961650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh8l0x9uF-Y

>>936961601
Dibs on her poop cannon and eyeballs

>>936961650
don't think you understand wit at all
and hitchhiker's is one word

>>936961450
You are absolutely correct. Horny af now

I'd sneeze into her trombone

>>936961742
Rubbing my tongue all over her pretty face

>>936961669
There's a very nice video on youtube with Jacob. He was interviewed by ABC News for "Take your Kids to work day" - but OMGosh get this anon, he took his dad to work instead!!!

Anyway, not too long into the video after he's asked a question he sighs, plays with his neck, smiles, and says:

>That's a hard one.

Gets me almost every time.

>>936961369
That sucks, it’s all I think about with her

ba tchhhh, ohhh I hngggg...garden...
ba dong hngggg...garden...
ba hnnggg, cuuuum my nose

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEV9XgrdkPg

>>936961786
i dont read book faggot
its theres a movies? and it is is a good movie? who is in it

>>936961844
yawn

>>936961786
Yes thank you for that anon. HHGTTG is the accepted acronym. I don't make the rules.

>>936961826
What should happen to Beyonce and her perfect body/ face?

>>936961886
why is it called that
the title sounds dumb is it supposed to e funny?

>>936961883
That's not what my mouth typically does when that clip, ahem, comes into rotation, but you do you.

I certainly do me. tee-hee.

>>936961886
that's an initialism not an acronym you boring pseudo intellectual pedo faggot

later retard

>>936961548
>faggot
I’m /cel/posting a Kpop girl in the middle of a work day, what about that makes you think I’m straight?

>>936961847
I’m sure you’re not alone in that, I genuinely don’t have thoughts like that about celebs though
I just like the little dopamine rush seeing/posting cute pics of cute women

>>936961886
whnen is used to have cable there was a channel called HGTV and it was boring as fuck

>>936961945
It's both. Once you take into account a plot point within the fifth book in the trilogy.

>>936961945
Based and OWNED

>>936961997
Alas you're ten seconds late and a dollar short. He obviously hasn't read the 5th book in the trilogy. It happens. And it's partially my fault for not clarifying.

He's forgiven.

>>936961951
That’s understandable. Different strokes for different folks

>>936961914
She should get double teamed by us

>>936961958
Fascinating.

>>936961927
I wouldn't want to say lest you decide to read it one day anon. It's very funny.

>>936962029
>5th book in the trilogy
da fuck?!!? a trilogy has 3 nigger
you talking about a quintology or pentalogy

>>936962099
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a trilogy of six novels.

>I must upgrade this picture. Far too low-res.

>>936962048
there’s a place for both approaches here, I think

>>936958796
Killer body but God she has the dumbest eyes I've ever seen. Literally 0 going on behind them, not a single light on upstairs. I bet she functions like a robot, just does routine functions and reacts to external stimuli, not one thought in that head.

Basically the perfect woman.

>>936962197
Definitely. I get turned on by her pic. That tight tummy makes me wanna stroke.
You see a cutie pie and get that little boost that may bring a smile.
No problem either way

>>936962223
it’s good when women are a little bit retarded

Spillie

>>936961951
>>936962197
total fag death

>>936962269
>m
Ensuring the deserved reputation of that group of anons remains consistent if nothing else.

>>936962060
Relentlessy

>>936962069
Rihanna too

>>936962252
why?

>>936962276
Anon does not approve of the homosexual lifestyle?

>>936959455
I assume the whole Jenner/Kardashian family just has big incest orgies at the compound. Kris probably hires a bunch of big dick nig whores to fill in the extra holes, and Kim does her duty as the eldest sister to make sure that even their estranged tranny mom-dad gets to bust a nut when he-she makes an appearance.

>>936962312
what a queen

>>936962400
Your assumptions resemble the rantings of a crazy man.

Everyone knows taytay 'tards are exactly that. No need to point out the filename.

>>936962251
exactly. it’s not a judgement on anyone who does lewd celebs, but it’s not the life for me

>>936962421
Such a sluttt

I'll take the hot as fuck cow over that weird, lazy eyed, pancaked tittied Dunst. One of the most overrated Hollywood starlets of the 90s/00s. You can literally go to any local target and find half a dozen women hotter than her before you even hit the grocery section.

hurr durr strong intelligent women are bad and scary

>>936960127
pure waifu material. i would marry her in a goddamn heartbeat.

>>936960586
A face made for glazing

bigger downgrade recast: from jessica alba to vanessa kirby or from kirsten dunst to zendaya?

>>936962555
Zendaya is beautiful.

>>936960962
K-stew talking about how she hates when producers force her to shower before she comes on set so the crew doesn't keep puking from her usual tuna-in-a-dirty-turtle-tank-in-tge-Ghobi-desert-sun smell.

>>936962487
queen slut

>>936962312
Relentlessly to say the least.
We need to wreck her holes and give her some half white babies

>>936962486
I respect it anon, good for you.

>>936962682
The degenerate thoughts that lives in your mind is of no interest to me and likely nobody else in these threads. Consider turning yourself into a eunuch you pervert.

>>936962641
I agree that Zen is a hottie but >>936962668
based understanding anon

>>936962712
<3

>>936962421
>>936962487
>>936962696
Goddamn I was never a Rhianna fan before she pooped a kid out, but I'm ngl this new chunky mommy version is fucking smoking hot. She could even pack on like 15 more lbs and be ever hotter. Skinny was not her look. I hope she never goes back.

>>936962745
>that lives in your mind is
You can tell I re-wrote that half-way through. Ugh. The point still stands.

>>936962698
I'm starting with her pretty face

>>936962696
fuuuuck

>>936962795
:) <3

>>936962832
Good choice anon. I’m going straight for that ass

repost the bed bugs

I want to cum inside lily's asshole.

>>936962850
He can't possibly still have them

>>936962872
You can't possibly still be doing this.

>>936962872
which lily?

>>936962897
Not that one. He means Collins.

>>936962322
Because women are reactionary and over opinionated by nature, being fucking retarded and not having a lot of processing power mitigates a lot of the negative effects of those traits. No one wants a loud, bossy, naggy cunt. Quiet and compliant is a winning combo.

its not my bed, it's my apartment btw
replacing the mattress won't help
i never should've moved here. but i can't afford to move again at least not for a while

>>936962917
well he is not wrong

>>936962434
Thank you <3

>>936962838
Insanely underrated

>>936962955
YoU'Re wElCoMe.

>>936962929
I think maybe we know why it's possible I've had sex with more women than you have.

>>936962745
You like stinky bitches. We get it. No one's judging you for it. No need to get cranky, chief.

>>936963060
Yes anon. I love "stinky bitches". Ten points to Ravenclaw.

>>936962943
dont buy much stuff, move everywhere. was simple is.

lol, i buz matrasses all the time. 100.... is nothing.for a better place.

>>936962997
So... Whatcha doin later...?

>>936962929
are you arguing that men are NOT reactionary and over opinionated or that it is okay for men to be like that but not women?

>>936962882
she lives inside my head rent free.

>>936963071
so puffy

bet her farts are like caramel

>>936963091
Buy yourself a dictionary. And $100 doesn't buy you a mattress it buys you something to discard on the sidewalk. A decent mattresses should run you around $1k

>>936962917
do you think that lily loves me back?

>>936963144
I can readily assure you she has no idea you exist. She never has. She never will.

>>936963090
>Ten points to Ravenclaw

>>936962832
>>936962796
I've always liked her but yeah she got way hotter after she put on a bunch of weight

>>936963091
yeah i bought too much stuff, i never thought i'd have to move before but i was wrong and now i'm stuck in a smaller apartment with bed bugs
2021 was the worst year of my life by far

>>936963109
Ignoring you.

>>936963119
A lil of both.

>>936963082
Such a goddess

>>936963119
i dont get it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ2kSbSrDLs&list=RDLZ2kSbSrDLs&start_radio=1

>>936963082
>>936963211

>>936962929
you sound iranian or pakistani

>>936963188
I've always been gooning to her

>>936962439
Busted so many loads with other men to this picture
>>936961853
I'm always impressed to see other people enjoying Aurora

>>936963144
>>936963173
Don't listen to this dweeb. Lily is my best friend and she actually told me that you're the love of her life. She said it's weird that you haven't tried to reach out to her and tell her how you really feel yet. She's a little hurt.

>>936963272
The
>Syntax
Isn't correct for a male from that part of the world.

>>936963188
>Thigh rolls

jfc smother me mommy

>>936963199
God that's hot. Fucking tease.

>>936963287
she deserves better than a shop this poor

>>936963321

livrod is hot

>>936963272
You sound like a cock gobbling faggot. We all have our thing, I guess.

>>936963331
Would you like the process to start in this thread or when the next one starts?

right now a bunch of kids are swallowing mud and water

>>936963380
Whatever's good for you daddy

>>936963400
The number of inappropriate jokes that immediately sprang forth does somewhat support the notion that when I eventually blow out the back of my head I will indeed be going to hell.

>>936963143
( im drunk on Becks)

says the boy who dindnt make his moring workout.

I dont treat my symtons with voodoo mattresses, mon amie.

Good mattress wouldnet have helped me out after my groin fracture operation ( fucking sex dolls), so why now.

>>936963400
good. i voted for that.

>>936963442
I don't drink so I can't comment on your choice of poison. Seems to be working so yay for you?

>>936963494
That's Alice Eve.

>>936963197
2020/21

I feel U Bro.

Hey, or just leave, like a Messi :)

>>936963400
i don't care how many kids have to die. whites cannot become the minority

>>936963298
ok thanks. I have told her that I love her. but she hasn't replied to my messages.

>>936963494
>>936963510
correct

>>936963519
2020 was actually a good year for me (and only me apparently)
it was the last good year i had and probably ever will have at this point

>>936963548
She says she's just really shy but that she really does love you and someday soon she's gonna work up the courage to message you back.

>>936963347
filipinos are NOT Asian.

As if the people of Kerrville haven't suffered enough by, well, having to live in Kerrville, now they have to ensure Donald and Melania.

>>936963596
ok thanks. that's fine, no problem.

>>936963621
>ensure
I hate auto-correct I really do.

>>936963621
I miss Ellen so much. One of my first celeb faps

>>936963669
everything dies baby that’s a fact
but maybe everything that dies someday comes back

>>936963669
You're seemingly not alone. Lest we forget a certain anon did this:

>>910000000

>>936963596
please tell her. I love her so much.

>>936963711
oh yeah digit

>>936963669
*Elliot

And why can't you fap to the fact that he's finally happy with who he is and not living a lie forced on him by Hollywood's expectations, bigot?

>>936963347
Livrod is MID.

>>936963297
As I normaly hear grundge....

until next time, anons

>>936963775
she's asking grok right now if women can grow back their tits, she ain't happy

>>936963775
>...he's finally happy...
Now that is funny.

Livrod? More like MIDrod.

>>936963800
I am literally the boss of you.

>>936963729
She just giggled and buried her head into a pillow and did kickies with her feet. I take that as a good thing, I guess?

>>936963780
>>936963837
pretty sure lying is against the rules of this board

who is this guy choli 2.0?

>>936963890
wow, hi mommy

>>936963825
>>936963817
Actually has he gotten his franken-weenie yet or is he gonna be one of those weird, in between, never finished projects?

I, for one, welcome our new Choli

>>936963613
I kinda think they are, based on the location of the Philippines

>>936963483
hehe, 16, 17 (lol) times year, I have my weekends.
Better than pills I guess.
German Beer of Course.

>>936959455
>>936959319
>>936959304
>>936959038
>>936959013
>>936958919
>>936958796

Internet whores are not celebs.

>>936963859
I'm pretty sure it's the ONLY rule of this board (other than tits or GTFO).

>>936963969
oh kenzie

>>936963837
>I am literally the boss of you.
Stay away from him
Get a job

>>936964031
do nude

>>936963999
Oh fuck look at those fat fucking thighs. Dont you just wanna take a riding crop to them and mark them up really nicely? I bet shes so fucking hot when shes on the verge of pain/sexually frustrated tears.

The support worker tasked with enduring you and the four other men who live in that "home" does not get paid enough to deal with your shit beady.

>>936964031
>>936964073

>>936963999
imagine the fart she's blasting right there

>>936963578
my neighboor were LOUD (arabian Call center) loud during lookdown.
so I got on my "move" journey....well...

It was not Corona to U?
What happend?

>Choli 2.0
>Still can't conpete with Beady 1.0.
He needed an entire new revision to match just a fraction of my power.

bald

>>936963846
nice. thanks.

>>936960548
>>936960604
>>936961853
>>936963091
>>936963347
>>936963442
>>936961369
>>936963071

>>936964095
yeah thats nice

>>936964204
She could get the 'nis if you catch my drift.

>>936964172
nothing competes with brocky 1.0

>>936964172
You live in a "home" with four other men provided to you at subsidized cost by a third-rate charitable organization who skimp on repairs and name their buildings after homosexuals such as 'Brandon' who died from AIDS.

I thought hersh 3 was a pretty good sequel

>>936963280
>>936963347
>>936963498
>>936963801
>>936963908
>>936963971
>>936964294
Premium cum fuel

>>936964276
HOOOOOOOOLY
They really need to patch that sleep sched, hopefully they get a hotfix.

>>936964293
Yummola!

>>936964234
Hoi, dont stalk me.

>>936964134
>>936964294
See >>936964234

>>936964172
>>936964204
>>936964264
See >>936963991

Ah yes. The balding cunt is doing his "I'm going for walkies now" thing whereby he never fucking shuts up, shits all over the thread and gets ready to make the next thread.

Also bump limit.

>>936964134
greedy evil landlord happened. i was living there so long that they would make more money with someone new there instead. it wasn't just me either they cleared out the first 6 floors of our building to renovate.

>>936964458
Oh gawd why do I have to be tortured! The ONE time there's a Ken Doll Anon it's when I'm not at home!

>>936964458
>>936964413
See >>936963991

>>936964134
corona didn't effect me. i never got it. nobody in my family or anyone i know ever got it. i never got vaccinated (i'm not antivax i just didn't need to get it)
i don't really leave the house anyway

>>936964522
Last I checked your home almost burned to the ground.

Oh no wait. You can't go back there can you Parker?

Mommy and Daddy are too ashamed of what you did.

>>936964557
A fire. Ironic given who you're talking to.

- Study for 20 years
- Work for 40 years
- Free for 5-10 years
- Die

It's a scam.

>>936964557
>>936964582

>>936964557
I will be taking my own life shortly. >':

>>936964612
>>936964617
See >>936963991

>>936964617
please for the love of god do it

>>936964617
dude dont just fuck with the world

>>936964654
who made you the celeb nazi

people dying and getting sick was sad, i didn't like that
but i liked the lockdown and quarantine. i thought it was good thing.
i thought it was funny people basically had to live like me for a little bit and they went out of their minds

>>936964712
nobody died that was a hoax

>>936964737
where did they go

>>936963846
I want to make love to her so badly.

>>936964825
The German victims went to Bielefeld.
The Canadian victims went to Flin Flon.

>>936964737

Lying sack of shit.

>>936964737
yeah i guess it could've been a rapture. that sounds more plausible

town named Flin Flon lol

>>936964506
fuck!

What can I say, I love my "hood", too.
(German Wine Region)
Sorry to hear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg-HZd4Lb2Q&list=RDWg-HZd4Lb2Q&start_radio=1


But, perhaps, in a new neighboorhood something is better. got this experience.

>>936964567
Same as I read so much :)

are we all depressed now?
How about some Fullisi Nuoodles?

( Which Id could live on for a week!)

>>936965213
I'm having a fantastic day. It's lunch time in seven minutes. I think I may be the least depressed person in these threads.

>>936965213
With some blackened chicken and a white sauce
>>936965264
Based, anon

>>936964737
yeah this

once Mother is finished watching General Hospital we'll be having tomato soup with crackers

The only things I can think of to gloat about are the fact that I eat meals

>>936965264
>>936965301
>6
souverain vivre

(not candian french)

Good to hear. had a beef yesterday. Only with pepper!.
lol. 8 Euros for 200 Gramms. But Yolo

yes. times are tough indeed for most of us out here

>>936965497
yeah, we dont use social media.

It is now a little after mid-day. Wintermute.py can do the heavy-lifting for the next hour.

most hilariously depressing cel thread I've seen this week

>>936958778
Go fuck yourself nonce

>>936965614
appreciate you guys over there.
perhaps ill come. lol.

don't even know how the fuck i'm still alive
every day is a blessing

Don Bongino desperately misses the attention that comes with being an online shitposter and is bored to death having a real job. If he resigns, that's why.

>>936965698
why

>>936965852
had a surgerz last month.
feel closer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvVKj0c0UTQ

Of course, no Grundger would make a new thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nco_kh8xJDs

>>936966755
no d in Grunge

>>936966811
k. ASL?

>>936966811
Age sex love?