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Blackpink in your /cel/ thread
Noncing around the room alone listening to God awful music
Outside for 0.03 minutes and already sweatin like a boar.
Mite b hot.
Standing in the middle of the room in women's leggings and rethinking your life choices
>>936958796hot like kendall
>>9369588702swet-T-4us
;.;
yeah it's that time of the day where brocky exists unfortunately and choli just posts dumb shit, oh well
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>>936959011does it matter? You're gonna do this the next 15 hours, just like you do every single day
hurr I'm a farmer but at night I go to sleep at 6am
>>936959081and he was right, what a cow
Well, I get up at seven, yeah
And I go to work at nine
I got no time for livin'
Yes, I'm workin' all the time
based ass choli
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>>936959038>>936959304why do they look at each other like they want to fuck another
>>936959379Well they did both lose their virginity to their Giga Chad older brother Brody Jenner. So i guess once you cross that line that's it.
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>>936959729I was nowhere close to cumming, but as soon as I saw THIS I busted like a fire hose!
>>936958987How tragic. You may have to do something useful.
>>936960127underrated cutie
>>936960049yeah? Like what?
>>936960161You can think of something. I have faith in you.
>>936960158Maybe don't encourage niggers?
I don't care choli is a fucking nigger
look it up and tell me otherwise
>>936960188Gonna vacuum out those bed bugs today or will that 10 minutes take up too much of your useless and pathetic existence?
>>936960248might wanna check who you're responding to I'm not beady
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Noncing with myself (ah, oh, oh-oh)
Noncing with myself (ah, oh, oh-oh)
When it's Friday night and my leggings are tight
Well, I'm noncing with myself, ah, oh, oh-oh
Noncing with myself (ah, oh, oh-oh)
Noncing with myself (ah, oh, oh-oh)
When I've got the big sad and the phimosis smells bad
Well, I'm noncing with myself, ah, oh, oh-oh
Noncing with myself (ah, oh, oh-oh)
Noncing with myself (ah, oh, oh-oh)
Another weekend alone and no one's callin' my phone
Well, I'm noncing with myself, ah, oh, oh-oh
Noncing with myself (ah, oh, oh-oh)
Noncing with myself (ah, oh, oh-oh)
OMGosh Beady's here and there's a plug in my rear
Well, I'm noncing with myself, ah, oh, oh-oh
The mentally ill really should be forcibly euthanized.
well, poetry and celebs. we are truly blessed
If looks could kill, they probably will
In games without frontiers, war without tears
If looks could kill, they probably will
In games without frontiers, war without tears
Games without frontiers, war without tears
>>936960548Idler tried that
>>936960548And anyone who defends them as well.
>>936959081Isn't that ai? Still fit as fuck tho
Noncing in the moonlight
Little children run away in fright
It's such a vile unnatural sight
Jacobtard is noncing in the moonlight
Huh. And here I was thinking the idiots crying over on >>>/g/catalog about their precious extensions being broken were being silly.
>You're using chrome. You deserve what you get.
Also how the heck are you posting on that forum and not capable of toggling the settings on a few flags?
>>936960903Furthermore it occurs to me when I was forced to endure that awful anon last night I should have clarified that I don't intend to post this "thing" alongside every post. It was a one and done affair.
I'll be reverting back to the usual selection in due course.
>>936960778>>936960838https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzfhCa-x_Ro
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>>936960918A fun fact - the person wasting away his woeful life stalking me will like this one:
If you combine the ages of the people in video clip that made me cum this morning you get the number 42.
>One for the sci-fi fans in the thread.
>>936960903who tf are you talkin to?
stfu
>>936960935I decided to treat myself to a new iPad. My current one is soo old it's almost out of my RoA (tee-hee!!!!!). Once it's fully configured I'll have to decide which celeb... well you can imagine the rest.
OMGosh retina display gonna make the cummies fly so far!!!
Toodles for now,
(This was my first post today for those wondering -->
>>936960049)
>>936960951Oh do be quiet lest I pull some obscene fetish out of my ass and make it so you have to endure multiple posts about it from the sexual deviant.
>>936961008Go back to discord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isYF5E0WxGU
>>936961038Shan't. Awful place. It's full of creeps.
>>936961008stfu you boring faggot
He's seething. It must have been the crack about the skidmarked leggings.
>>936961037Always a risk posting her but couldn't resist
Oh, what a feeling
When we're noncing on the ceiling
>>936961118>>936961155>>936961187Come now anon. We both know why you were banned in December. And why when you returned on what was it - May 8th? - you haven't stopped posting.
Six months away from this place. Absence truly makes the heart grow fond.
You want any more of my attention let slip your mask and let them know why you hate me, or turn into a simply adorable canadian boy.
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>>936961119Iโm glad you took the risk. She is hitting the spot so good right now
>>936961241That little waistโฆ ripe for manhandling and getting wrecked by BWC
Oh, I wanna nonce with somebody
I wanna feel the feet with somebody
Yeah, I wanna nonce with somebody
With somebody who loves me
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>>936961271I donโt like to think about that stuff, anon
>>936961284>With somebody who loves meKeep dreaming, Fungal Freddy
Holy heckin' fuck someone spammed the bottom out of the Emma Myers thread over on >>>/hr/catalog. And then proceeded to do the same in the new thread.
Such poor impulse control.
>>936961254She always will. Fuck she's so fit
>>936961369you are a faggot if you donโt want to give her Hapa babies
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>>936961538wanna lick her
>>936960935I'm quite proud of that one. The witticism of the post not the, umm, act of making cummies.
Not only is it true but HHGTTG is a very good book. Would definitely recommend.
A Snood dance for the thread and Jacob-Dances-OMGosh-Sooooo-Cute.mkv for me.
>>936961650https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh8l0x9uF-Y
>>936961601Dibs on her poop cannon and eyeballs
>>936961650don't think you understand wit at all
and hitchhiker's is one word
>>936961450You are absolutely correct. Horny af now
I'd sneeze into her trombone
>>936961742Rubbing my tongue all over her pretty face
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>>936961669There's a very nice video on youtube with Jacob. He was interviewed by ABC News for "Take your Kids to work day" - but OMGosh get this anon, he took his dad to work instead!!!
Anyway, not too long into the video after he's asked a question he sighs, plays with his neck, smiles, and says:
>That's a hard one.Gets me almost every time.
>>936961369That sucks, itโs all I think about with her
ba tchhhh, ohhh I hngggg...garden...
ba dong hngggg...garden...
ba hnnggg, cuuuum my nose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEV9XgrdkPg
>>936961786i dont read book faggot
its theres a movies? and it is is a good movie? who is in it
>>936961786Yes thank you for that anon. HHGTTG is the accepted acronym. I don't make the rules.
>>936961826What should happen to Beyonce and her perfect body/ face?
>>936961886why is it called that
the title sounds dumb is it supposed to e funny?
>>936961883That's not what my mouth typically does when that clip, ahem, comes into rotation, but you do you.
I certainly do me. tee-hee.
>>936961886that's an initialism not an acronym you boring pseudo intellectual pedo faggot
later retard
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>>936961548>faggotIโm /cel/posting a Kpop girl in the middle of a work day, what about that makes you think Iโm straight?
>>936961847Iโm sure youโre not alone in that, I genuinely donโt have thoughts like that about celebs though
I just like the little dopamine rush seeing/posting cute pics of cute women
>>936961886whnen is used to have cable there was a channel called HGTV and it was boring as fuck
>>936961945It's both. Once you take into account a plot point within the fifth book in the trilogy.
>>936961945Based and OWNED
>>936961997Alas you're ten seconds late and a dollar short. He obviously hasn't read the 5th book in the trilogy. It happens. And it's partially my fault for not clarifying.
He's forgiven.
>>936961951Thatโs understandable. Different strokes for different folks
>>936961914She should get double teamed by us
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>>936961927I wouldn't want to say lest you decide to read it one day anon. It's very funny.
>>936962029>5th book in the trilogyda fuck?!!? a trilogy has 3 nigger
you talking about a quintology or pentalogy
>>936962099The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a trilogy of six novels.
>I must upgrade this picture. Far too low-res.
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>>936962048thereโs a place for both approaches here, I think
>>936958796Killer body but God she has the dumbest eyes I've ever seen. Literally 0 going on behind them, not a single light on upstairs. I bet she functions like a robot, just does routine functions and reacts to external stimuli, not one thought in that head.
Basically the perfect woman.
>>936962197Definitely. I get turned on by her pic. That tight tummy makes me wanna stroke.
You see a cutie pie and get that little boost that may bring a smile.
No problem either way
>>936962223itโs good when women are a little bit retarded
>>936962269>mEnsuring the deserved reputation of that group of anons remains consistent if nothing else.
>>936962060Relentlessy
>>936962069Rihanna too
>>936962276Anon does not approve of the homosexual lifestyle?
>>936959455I assume the whole Jenner/Kardashian family just has big incest orgies at the compound. Kris probably hires a bunch of big dick nig whores to fill in the extra holes, and Kim does her duty as the eldest sister to make sure that even their estranged tranny mom-dad gets to bust a nut when he-she makes an appearance.
>>936962400Your assumptions resemble the rantings of a crazy man.
Everyone knows taytay 'tards are exactly that. No need to point out the filename.
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>>936962251exactly. itโs not a judgement on anyone who does lewd celebs, but itโs not the life for me
I'll take the hot as fuck cow over that weird, lazy eyed, pancaked tittied Dunst. One of the most overrated Hollywood starlets of the 90s/00s. You can literally go to any local target and find half a dozen women hotter than her before you even hit the grocery section.
hurr durr strong intelligent women are bad and scary
>>936960127pure waifu material. i would marry her in a goddamn heartbeat.
>>936960586A face made for glazing
bigger downgrade recast: from jessica alba to vanessa kirby or from kirsten dunst to zendaya?
>>936962555Zendaya is beautiful.
>>936960962K-stew talking about how she hates when producers force her to shower before she comes on set so the crew doesn't keep puking from her usual tuna-in-a-dirty-turtle-tank-in-tge-Ghobi-desert-sun smell.
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>>936962312Relentlessly to say the least.
We need to wreck her holes and give her some half white babies
>>936962486I respect it anon, good for you.
>>936962682The degenerate thoughts that lives in your mind is of no interest to me and likely nobody else in these threads. Consider turning yourself into a eunuch you pervert.
>>936962641I agree that Zen is a hottie but
>>936962668based understanding anon
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>>936962421>>936962487>>936962696Goddamn I was never a Rhianna fan before she pooped a kid out, but I'm ngl this new chunky mommy version is fucking smoking hot. She could even pack on like 15 more lbs and be ever hotter. Skinny was not her look. I hope she never goes back.
>>936962745>that lives in your mind isYou can tell I re-wrote that half-way through. Ugh. The point still stands.
>>936962698I'm starting with her pretty face
>>936962696fuuuuck
>>936962832Good choice anon. Iโm going straight for that ass
I want to cum inside lily's asshole.
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>>936962850He can't possibly still have them
>>936962872You can't possibly still be doing this.
>>936962897Not that one. He means Collins.
>>936962322Because women are reactionary and over opinionated by nature, being fucking retarded and not having a lot of processing power mitigates a lot of the negative effects of those traits. No one wants a loud, bossy, naggy cunt. Quiet and compliant is a winning combo.
its not my bed, it's my apartment btw
replacing the mattress won't help
i never should've moved here. but i can't afford to move again at least not for a while
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>>936962917well he is not wrong
>>936962838Insanely underrated
>>936962955YoU'Re wElCoMe.
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>>936962929I think maybe we know why it's possible I've had sex with more women than you have.
>>936962745You like stinky bitches. We get it. No one's judging you for it. No need to get cranky, chief.
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>>936963060Yes anon. I love "stinky bitches". Ten points to Ravenclaw.
>>936962943dont buy much stuff, move everywhere. was simple is.
lol, i buz matrasses all the time. 100.... is nothing.for a better place.
>>936962997So... Whatcha doin later...?
>>936962929are you arguing that men are NOT reactionary and over opinionated or that it is okay for men to be like that but not women?
>>936962882she lives inside my head rent free.
>>936963071so puffy
bet her farts are like caramel
>>936963091Buy yourself a dictionary. And $100 doesn't buy you a mattress it buys you something to discard on the sidewalk. A decent mattresses should run you around $1k
>>936962917do you think that lily loves me back?
>>936963144I can readily assure you she has no idea you exist. She never has. She never will.
>>936963090>Ten points to Ravenclaw
>>936962832>>936962796I've always liked her but yeah she got way hotter after she put on a bunch of weight
>>936963091yeah i bought too much stuff, i never thought i'd have to move before but i was wrong and now i'm stuck in a smaller apartment with bed bugs
2021 was the worst year of my life by far
>>936963119A lil of both.
>>936963082Such a goddess
>>936963119i dont get it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ2kSbSrDLs&list=RDLZ2kSbSrDLs&start_radio=1
>>936962929you sound iranian or pakistani
>>936963188I've always been gooning to her
>>936962439Busted so many loads with other men to this picture
>>936961853I'm always impressed to see other people enjoying Aurora
>>936963144>>936963173Don't listen to this dweeb. Lily is my best friend and she actually told me that you're the love of her life. She said it's weird that you haven't tried to reach out to her and tell her how you really feel yet. She's a little hurt.
>>936963272The
>SyntaxIsn't correct for a male from that part of the world.
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>>936963188>Thigh rollsjfc smother me mommy
>>936963199God that's hot. Fucking tease.
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>>936963287she deserves better than a shop this poor
>>936963321
>>936963272You sound like a cock gobbling faggot. We all have our thing, I guess.
>>936963331Would you like the process to start in this thread or when the next one starts?
right now a bunch of kids are swallowing mud and water
>>936963380Whatever's good for you daddy
>>936963400The number of inappropriate jokes that immediately sprang forth does somewhat support the notion that when I eventually blow out the back of my head I will indeed be going to hell.
>>936963143( im drunk on Becks)
says the boy who dindnt make his moring workout.
I dont treat my symtons with voodoo mattresses, mon amie.
Good mattress wouldnet have helped me out after my groin fracture operation ( fucking sex dolls), so why now.
>>936963400good. i voted for that.
>>936963442I don't drink so I can't comment on your choice of poison. Seems to be working so yay for you?
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>>936963494That's Alice Eve.
>>9369631972020/21
I feel U Bro.
Hey, or just leave, like a Messi :)
>>936963400i don't care how many kids have to die. whites cannot become the minority
>>936963298ok thanks. I have told her that I love her. but she hasn't replied to my messages.
>>9369635192020 was actually a good year for me (and only me apparently)
it was the last good year i had and probably ever will have at this point
>>936963548She says she's just really shy but that she really does love you and someday soon she's gonna work up the courage to message you back.
>>936963347filipinos are NOT Asian.
As if the people of Kerrville haven't suffered enough by, well, having to live in Kerrville, now they have to ensure Donald and Melania.
>>936963596ok thanks. that's fine, no problem.
>>936963621>ensureI hate auto-correct I really do.
>>936963621I miss Ellen so much. One of my first celeb faps
>>936963669everything dies baby thatโs a fact
but maybe everything that dies someday comes back
>>936963669You're seemingly not alone. Lest we forget a certain anon did this:
>>910000000
>>936963596please tell her. I love her so much.
>>936963669*Elliot
And why can't you fap to the fact that he's finally happy with who he is and not living a lie forced on him by Hollywood's expectations, bigot?
>>936963347Livrod is MID.
>>936963297As I normaly hear grundge....
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until next time, anons
>>936963775she's asking grok right now if women can grow back their tits, she ain't happy
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>>936963775>...he's finally happy...Now that is funny.
Livrod? More like MIDrod.
>>936963800I am literally the boss of you.
>>936963729She just giggled and buried her head into a pillow and did kickies with her feet. I take that as a good thing, I guess?
>>936963780>>936963837pretty sure lying is against the rules of this board
who is this guy choli 2.0?
>>936963825>>936963817Actually has he gotten his franken-weenie yet or is he gonna be one of those weird, in between, never finished projects?
I, for one, welcome our new Choli
>>936963613I kinda think they are, based on the location of the Philippines
>>936963483hehe, 16, 17 (lol) times year, I have my weekends.
Better than pills I guess.
German Beer of Course.
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>>936963859I'm pretty sure it's the ONLY rule of this board (other than tits or GTFO).
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>>936963837>I am literally the boss of you. Stay away from him
Get a job
>>936963999Oh fuck look at those fat fucking thighs. Dont you just wanna take a riding crop to them and mark them up really nicely? I bet shes so fucking hot when shes on the verge of pain/sexually frustrated tears.
The support worker tasked with enduring you and the four other men who live in that "home" does not get paid enough to deal with your shit beady.
>>936963999imagine the fart she's blasting right there
>>936963578my neighboor were LOUD (arabian Call center) loud during lookdown.
so I got on my "move" journey....well...
It was not Corona to U?
What happend?
>Choli 2.0
>Still can't conpete with Beady 1.0.
He needed an entire new revision to match just a fraction of my power.
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>>936964095yeah thats nice
>>936964204She could get the 'nis if you catch my drift.
>>936964172nothing competes with brocky 1.0
>>936964172You live in a "home" with four other men provided to you at subsidized cost by a third-rate charitable organization who skimp on repairs and name their buildings after homosexuals such as 'Brandon' who died from AIDS.
I thought hersh 3 was a pretty good sequel
>>936964276HOOOOOOOOLY
They really need to patch that sleep sched, hopefully they get a hotfix.
>>936964293Yummola!
>>936964234Hoi, dont stalk me.
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Ah yes. The balding cunt is doing his "I'm going for walkies now" thing whereby he never fucking shuts up, shits all over the thread and gets ready to make the next thread.
Also bump limit.
>>936964134greedy evil landlord happened. i was living there so long that they would make more money with someone new there instead. it wasn't just me either they cleared out the first 6 floors of our building to renovate.
>>936964458Oh gawd why do I have to be tortured! The ONE time there's a Ken Doll Anon it's when I'm not at home!
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>>936964134corona didn't effect me. i never got it. nobody in my family or anyone i know ever got it. i never got vaccinated (i'm not antivax i just didn't need to get it)
i don't really leave the house anyway
>>936964522Last I checked your home almost burned to the ground.
Oh no wait. You can't go back there can you Parker?
Mommy and Daddy are too ashamed of what you did.
>>936964557A fire. Ironic given who you're talking to.
- Study for 20 years
- Work for 40 years
- Free for 5-10 years
- Die
It's a scam.
>>936964557I will be taking my own life shortly. >':
>>936964617please for the love of god do it
>>936964617dude dont just fuck with the world
>>936964654who made you the celeb nazi
people dying and getting sick was sad, i didn't like that
but i liked the lockdown and quarantine. i thought it was good thing.
i thought it was funny people basically had to live like me for a little bit and they went out of their minds
>>936964712nobody died that was a hoax
>>936964737where did they go
>>936963846I want to make love to her so badly.
>>936964825The German victims went to Bielefeld.
The Canadian victims went to Flin Flon.
>>936964737Lying sack of shit.
>>936964737yeah i guess it could've been a rapture. that sounds more plausible
>>936964506fuck!
What can I say, I love my "hood", too.
(German Wine Region)
Sorry to hear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wg-HZd4Lb2Q&list=RDWg-HZd4Lb2Q&start_radio=1
But, perhaps, in a new neighboorhood something is better. got this experience.
>>936964567Same as I read so much :)
are we all depressed now?
How about some Fullisi Nuoodles?
( Which Id could live on for a week!)
>>936965213I'm having a fantastic day. It's lunch time in seven minutes. I think I may be the least depressed person in these threads.
>>936965213With some blackened chicken and a white sauce
>>936965264Based, anon
once Mother is finished watching General Hospital we'll be having tomato soup with crackers
The only things I can think of to gloat about are the fact that I eat meals
>>936965264>>936965301>6souverain vivre
(not candian french)
Good to hear. had a beef yesterday. Only with pepper!.
lol. 8 Euros for 200 Gramms. But Yolo
yes. times are tough indeed for most of us out here
>>936965497yeah, we dont use social media.
It is now a little after mid-day. Wintermute.py can do the heavy-lifting for the next hour.
most hilariously depressing cel thread I've seen this week
>>936958778Go fuck yourself nonce
>>936965614 appreciate you guys over there.
perhaps ill come. lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDzO1crWgD4
don't even know how the fuck i'm still alive
every day is a blessing
Don Bongino desperately misses the attention that comes with being an online shitposter and is bored to death having a real job. If he resigns, that's why.
>>936965852had a surgerz last month.
feel closer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvVKj0c0UTQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rR-wqxRjIg
Of course, no Grundger would make a new thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nco_kh8xJDs
>>936966755no d in Grunge