>you go to the dermatologist
>picrel
>he says he needs to take a closer look at your penis

wat do??

>>936959052 (OP)
"That is not where I am having a skin issue, please act like a professional and help me with what I asked you to help me with".

>>936959145
he responds that he must put this serum on your penis

>>936959191
I respond that our consultation is over and that I will be reporting him to the police for sexual harassment.

>>936959326
you die of penis skin cancer weeks later

>>936959376
No, because my skin issue wasn't on my dick and that dermatologist was being a sex pest.

Is he gay or just kpop?

>>936959396
you didn't let him put his serum on your penis and the cancer develops shortly after the appointment. i'm sorry you had to go this way.

you should have trusted the professional.

>>936959435
>you should have trusted the professional.
Medical professionals are not going to touch my dick unless I am there to consult them about an issue with my dick.
You were hoping that this feminine Ken doll would make me react with a sexy fantasy and now you're giving me dick cancer for not playing along with your gooner thread premise.

>>936959418
no one knows

>>936959488
>you're giving me dick cancer
you gave yourself dick skin cancer when you refused treatment.

>>936959529
No, you made up a scenario and you are in control of the narrative, you gave me cancer for not handing you the gay fap material that you are dynamite fishing for.

>>936959598
i'm sorry you have terminal penis skin cancer but you don't need to be rude about it

>>936959621
My dermatologist did me wrong, I'm going to murder him so I'm not the only one dying.

>>936959052 (OP)
>a closer look
So he was already looking at it?

>>936959711
yes, you asked for a full body check which includes penis.

>>936959052 (OP)
Why does he look so weird? Is he a white guy trying to look like a kpop fag?

>>936959756
Holy retcon batman.

>>936959756
Ok. He's the expert. Do what needs doing

>>936959776
sorry that you didn't ask more questions before you refused service and developed penis skin cancer?
>>936959773
he is half white half korean

>>936959802
smart man. you do not develop penis skin cancer and live for 100 more years.

>>936959052 (OP)
What's the diagnosis, doc?

>>936960030
he is thinking about it

>>936959052 (OP)
Shove it in his face and tell him it's not going to suck itself.

>>936960162

>>936960030
What do you want him to do ?

>>936959825
You were that one kid that always changed the rules and the story in a game if things weren't going according to your wishes, weren't you?

>>936960412
and you are a sore loser, penis cancer ass bitch

>>936960490
I'll take that as a yes authoritarian asshat anon.

>>936960522
i didn't change anything, all of the appointments start with a full body screen. that's why i said a CLOSER look at the penis not a first look. DUH!

>>936960558
Sir Yes Sir!
Have you got any other history changing decrees for me to enforce with prejudice?

Do your thing, doc.

>>936960613
you go to get a coffee after your appointment.

this is your barista. he tells you he is studying dermatology and senses that you have penis cancer and asks if he can take a look.

your response?

>>936960937
>this image is saved on this anons computer, this is not anon
Thats gay as the day is long faggit.

>>936959052 (OP)
Faggot gooners are the worst. You niggers should go back to grooming children.

>>936959418
I don't see the difference.

>>936959052 (OP)
Say "Please!" ?

>>936960939
No anon, I'm not playing along with you anymore, you enforce the story you want, making it not fun to play with you.

>>936960939
Just give me the fucking coffee fruitcake.

>>936961067
what if i can guarantee you don't get penis cancer this time

>>936959052 (OP)
"Oh, sorry, I was looking for a dermatologist, not a spermatologist."
>leave

>>936961067
>>936961092
Go back to your discord

>>936961092
Nah, you've shown your true colors, you're no fun to play with because you want to be in control.

>>936961116
I don't share a discord with op.

>>936960214
I dunno. Use his expertise to see what's up with it

>>936961132
Huge shrug, one faggots the same as the next, stop bumping his homosexual groomer gooner threads. Sage goes in all fields.

>>936960079
Well? Has he had a think?

>>936961121
why are you so cranky
>>936961136
he detects no penis cancer

>>936961214
Well that's a relief. Thanks doc

>>936961214
>why are you so cranky
Because you're a controlling asshat.

>>936961213
I think smoking is killing me POOF

>>936961266
i'm sorry that you have penis cancer?
it's like a choose your own adventure book, sometimes you don't like where you end up

and you ended up with penis cancer.
here is an almost kiss to make you feel better

>>936961213
he gives it a thorough inspection. how do you react?

>>936961324
See you're doing it again, asserting your control over the narrative and then blaming me for what happens in the story.
Acting like this is very counterproductive to having people want to interact with you.

>>936961364
How thorough are we talking here?

>>936961494
>Acting like this is very counterproductive to having people want to interact with you.
and yet you keep interacting with me!
>>936961571
very

>>936961635
>and yet you keep interacting with me!
Sure, you see any type of attention as a supply you deserve, it doesn't matter to you if it is positive or negative.
Typical controlling narcissist behavior.

>>936961710
typical dick skin cancer loser behavior

>>936961772
>"Haha, because you didn't play along with my gay gooner narrative, I gave you dick cancer".
>"That'll teach you to not obey me".

>>936961848
he is out of your league anyway

>>936961896
Yes anon, those grapes must be sour, you didn't want them in the first place.

>>936961213
he puts on these mittens for the inspection >>936961896
>>936960183

>>936961635
>very
If he's being that thorough, my penis has no choice but to prepare for fucking. It will become big and hard

>>936962072
That doesn't seem very professional

>>936962093
he puts on his eyepatch to focus his vision on the engorged penis

>>936962119
he is the expert

seriously though is he gay?

>>936962147
>>936962189
I think I might have to hold him down and violate his holes. But that probably happens all the time and I shouldn't be embarrassed, right?

>>936962651
i don't think he would object

>>936962697
Confirmed gay.

>>936962962
no that's just guys being dudes

>>936962651
It likely what he wants.

He is probably straight is the crazy thing.

>>936964373
i pray not